Chapter 838: The crooked comment boom
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I Know Everything
- Jun Xiucai
- 1541 characters
- 2021-02-26 01:12:32
Shen Huan's extreme defensive performance won the appreciation of too many people.
Fans are first and foremost happy.
"Originally, I watched Shen Huan almost unwilling to spend half of the time, and suddenly felt that more than 13,000 yuan of ticket money was fed to the dog! But at the end of the game, I have only one word to describe my feeling of watching the ball-cool! "
"Yeah, you didn't arrive at the scene. I didn't know how intense the atmosphere was! The DJ changed three people, all of them roared with hoarse voices! We are not much better ourselves, many swanky girls , Nothing can be said after the game!"
"Hahaha, it's really worth it! Huanye's last game in China, I still caught up! Even if the money is spent more, it is more significant, and it is very violent and exciting!"
"Envy these rich people! But we are still very happy to watch in front of the TV. Shen Huan is really a superstar who plays football, which is great!"
"Shen Huan is so handsome...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~ I'm so envious of Li Bi~~"
"My friend said that if Nowitzki was 5 years younger, Shen Huan wouldn’t dare to cover his hat like this! I can only say that he was right! 13-year-old Shen Huan, there must be no way to win 33 Nowitzki's!"
"I decided! Next year I will have to save up to go to a NBA playoff in Shen Huan! Absolutely!"
"You think too much, brother. In the NBA playoffs, you have to deal with the rich and the rich all over the world! With reference to last year’s game ticket prices, you have to prepare at least 100,000 yuan before you can buy one. Tickets for the ordinary playoffs! Don’t even think about the Western Conference Finals and the Finals, it’s the sky-high price that even multi-millionaires must frown!"
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The comments of fans can only be said to be funny and beautiful, but they are far less professional than those of commentators.
The first is that boss Joe came out to join in the fun.
"Well, let me just say, Shen Huan is my best successor! Now it seems that he has made a lot of money! If I sharpen a few more seasons, I directly believe that he can surpass me and become another one. God of basketball!"
Boss Joe rarely praises people this way.
But who is Shen Huan who was the first player he discovered and wanted to sign?
As long as there is Shen Huan, who would dare to say that his uncle Joe's vision is poor?
Labor and capital are not only great players, but also the number one in the world!
O'Neill said: "I think my defense is the best! But seeing Shen Huan playing Nowitzki today, I felt that if I met him after the age of 35, I am afraid I will suffer today's embarrassment!! "
Reggie Miller sighed: "I used to think that I was the king of three-pointers! Come here, I think Curry is better than me. Last season, Shen Huan suppressed Curry again! But now I will not be unhappy because of Shen. Before Huan, few people are qualified to be proud!"
Barkley said: "Originally I thought that, according to the sharp offensive style of play like Shen Huan, coupled with his Oriental physique, it would be lucky to hit 30 years old, just like Yao.
But looking at his talent and dominance in defense today, I think he is like Iverson. There should be no problem reaching 40 years old.
Well, in fact, Shen Huan is only 18 years old, even if he only hits 30 years old, we can also see 12 years of wonderful shots!
So I actually only want to say one thing-NBA team owners, please act actively! Meet all requirements of Shen Huan, let him play for you!
As long as Shen Huan is here, all your efforts will be worthwhile, and you will become the most wealthy sports team operator in the world and will also receive all the honors!
What are you waiting for? "
Like Barkley, there is the same ESPN first sports host Kenny Smith.
"I often say that the NBA has now entered a chaotic era. There is no final star, there are not so many individual shows and group confrontations, there are no exciting factors.
But now I find myself wrong, Shen Huan can drive all the madness alone, whether it is offensive or defensive, he can do the ultimate.
In the last season, although he had also defended, but now it seems that it is just a normal degree of defense, which is not difficult at all.
Even today's 33 rebounds and 40 blocks are very easy for him-don't believe you see, is Shen Huan tired when he rests in the gap between games? He's talking to the beautiful girls behind, okay? !
So, I am very happy to think of Shen Huan's upcoming playoffs in his second NBA season. Even if you can only watch the playoffs, it is very good!
But when I remembered that I might not see Shen Huan playing, I was very tangled and upset! I believe there are many, many fans like me!
So I sincerely beg for the league's team owners, including Mr. Ballmer, including Mr. Allen, Mr. Kroenke and so on.
You are all bosses who really love basketball. Now is the time to show your strength. Please bring Shen Huan back to our fans and let him play in the NBA all the time! "
There are many comments by commentators, but the two fans of Barkley and Kenny Smith gave the most comments and comments.
"I also think it's time to show the strength of our Americans! Grab Shen Huan!"
"That's it! These billionaires have billions and tens of billions of dollars, can't even one Shen Huan get it?"
"According to Rockefeller's famous saying, if he does not want to come, it must be that there is not enough money, then it will be added until he is willing to come."
"Shen Huan does not like money. I heard from my friends in China that he likes beauty and women the most!"
"Beautiful. Female? No wonder he will play in Los Angeles! Isn't Los Angeles right next to Hollywood?"
"Yeah, we in the United States have collected all kinds of beautiful women from all over the world! As long as Shen Huan comes, our fans will give him money and let him change a girlfriend every day!"
"Get out of here! You hurt Shen Huan! If he was by those fairies every day, where else would he have the physical strength to play?"
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The netizens in the United States are the same.
Then there were many good-looking Chinese or international students who posted many photos of Shen Huan's gossip girlfriend directly.
Think about it, what level of appreciation do the Americans see for the Chinese?
What they like is a Chinese woman with a pancake face, squinting eyes and freckles. She thinks that is the beauty.
It simply does not match the aesthetics of the Chinese!
So American netizens were shocked!
Shock! !
Shocked again! ! !
"God, such an ugly woman, and still a group, Shen Huan also likes it?"
"What is his vision! I'm going to vomit... I'm sorry, although it's rude to say so, but if I want to stay with them for a day, I think I will jump off the building and escape!"
"I'm going to cry for the beautiful women such as Miley Cyrus and Elizabeth Olsen! It turns out that you are not good enough, but Shen Huan's appreciation level is so amazing!"
"It can't be said like this, Chinese people like it differently from us! Maybe in the eyes of Chinese people, this is a beautiful woman?"
"The buddies upstairs are right. According to our Chinese people, they are all beautiful women. At least they are comparable to Miley Cyrus and Elizabeth Olsen!"
"However, you all rest assured that the beauty of the United States is actually the beauty of our Chinese people. For example, Scarlett Johansson, that is really a beauty!"
"Hahaha...I am also a fan of Scarlett Johansson! Unfortunately, she is all old and can become Shen Huan's mother, which is not suitable!"
"Maybe there are many men with heavy appetite! I heard that Shen Huan is an orphan, maybe he likes older ones?"
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Look!
This is the mass dance of the United States.
It's much more crazy than Hua Guo!
But this also fully shows how popular Shen Huan is.
Hotness means popularity, it means crazy exposure!
All of these can be reflected in the commercial value.
Just 24 hours after the race ended, the BMW X3 and 3 Series sedans sold 43,000 units, setting the highest sales record ever!
VISA urgently launched the commemorative credit card of "Shen Huan, the king of defense"~EbookFREE.me~ There are 4.33 million users who made advance reservations through the Internet!
Pepsi-Cola's Coke with the image of Shen Huan was sold out that day, and even the goods in the warehouse were gone.
Adidas, Shen Huan's lifelong sponsor, was scolded because he didn't sell any of Shen Huan's signature and exclusive products.
But their sales have also increased by 330% year-on-year!
The advertisers who signed up with him were so crazy to see it! !
The sky-high contract was given to Shen Huan, which is really valuable! ! !
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