Chapter 95: I am good at being emperor
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I Love Farming
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-02-26 09:05:24
"You're ..." Cui Qichao thought Xiaobai was so ridiculous, "Jiang Tanwei, you ..."
When Cui Qichao really had such poor words, he couldn't help but pat it on the back of Xiaobai.
Xiaobai immediately said: "You will be responsible for me if you hit!"
Cui Qichao gave him an unreasonable look and ignored him.
Xiaobai is also very persevering, looking for another topic, "Is there any emotional drama?"
"Is there any emotional drama, don't you know?" Cui Qichao asked, "In your ability, it should be easy to see the script."
Xiaobai humbled his head and said modestly, "Well, I'm pretty good ..."
Cui Qichao: "..."
The short of ljj refers to the length of a single episode, not the overall length. After all, there are so many actors.
The subject matter background is a boat of people living on the original planet. These people have their own strengths. Because there is no hope for help, they decided to build their own civilization here and play their own strengths. This corresponds to the characteristics of all actors.
The short play is in this context. Each episode tells about the interesting things they are doing here. The style of the painting is relatively easy. The group dramas have different emphasis in each episode. When there are important performances, there are also actors who are relatively heavy. , Link up the overall plot, belongs to ljj to push.
Cui Qichao and Xiaobai said a few words, and was taken away to shoot.
Being able to enter this lineup, no matter whether the acting skills are good or not, at least you won't panic when you appear on the scene. In addition, the director's group is well-conceived and has been pointing from the side. The shooting is smooth.
Adopted the fast pace of shooting and broadcasting, the plan is very detailed anyway. At the beginning, three episodes were filmed and released. These three episodes were not the main play of Cui Qichao, but the response after the broadcast was pretty good.
The beginning of the short play is that this group of people will start to assign work. Some of them have a bad heart. When they reach the original planet, they are also looking forward to becoming the boss and enjoy the simple resources.
"Come, this brother." Someone raised Cui Qichao, "You are a surname, what are you good at?"
For various reasons, role names are their real names.
Cui Qichao: "Cui Qichao is good at being emperor."
Everyone: "..............."
The frypot was gone, others were quite vague, but this brother was so naked when he came up. He was naked, and he was an emperor when he opened his mouth!
Someone was ridiculed, "Dude, you're very ambitious, this is the feudal monarchy."
Cui Qichao's personality is similar to his reality, but his personality cannot be exactly the same, otherwise he will not be able to shoot. At this moment, Cui Qichao in the play said facelessly, "I am the awakened blood of the emperor. I have evidence."
Then, he took out the certificate of awakening issued by the state department ...
Everyone: "..."
I'll go, so true!
At this time, Cui Qichao also said, "But I don't intend to be the emperor at the moment. After all, everyone unfortunately lives here together. Now dividing the class is not conducive to good survival, so I can use my other strengths temporarily to solve the food problem for everyone."
He said this sentence so that everyone could not help crying and laughing, then immediately understood, in fact, he was just beating the few thoughtful people from beginning to end. If you want to set up a class or group, let's first consider that there is a hidden boss here. The emperor's heart surgery has national certification.
So after a while of silence, the atmosphere changed slightly, and those who wanted to do something were a little more convergent because they were afraid of Cui Qichao.
After the original planet camped, Cui Qichao, as he said, mainly glowed in logistics, especially the food.
This is very in line with Cui Qichao ’s actual identity, which makes everyone feel uncomfortable after adding them, and adds fashionable value-his people set up a body, an emperor blood awakener, sweeper monk hidden in the back kitchen, The fight at the front caused a lot of jokes because he was going to be afraid of him.
This character is completely competent with Cui Qichao's aura, and is particularly flattering, occupying a special place in a light and fun short play. Lin Lin did take a lot of thought.
After the broadcast, the response was also very good. Cui Qichao didn't have much drama at the beginning but was very impressive.
Of course, the barrage of Cui Qichao's fans during the broadcast was also very impressive ...
[I came to see Cui Qichao. When did you start farming? 】
[Cui Qichao, good at beating]
[Cui Qichao, good at postpartum nursery and sow postnatal care ...]
[Good at being an emperor ha ha ha ha ha ha don't tell me, Cui Qichao, the emperor I've been waiting for so long, will become an emperor in this play. Will he be crowned on the stump? 】
[No problem, the first year of Shennong]
[What lines are so funny and handsome, they are not called Emperor for the time being 23333]
[Please don't misunderstand, this is definitely not the true character of Cui Qichao, he is not so kind! If this group of people were in an intriguing fight within five minutes, they would be dragged into production! 】
...
Because it is a celebration show with a lot of popular actors, and it is a more pleasing full-age light comedy, the play rate is quite high.
Some viewers may not have watched the reality show before, and now they have met Cui Qichao through this drama. Because the play is publicized, it is said that the characters have adopted many real actors, and these new audiences are also curious. Is Cui Qichao really "good at emperor"? What about the drama behind him?
In this search, you can see a lot of interesting things.
Right, right, really good at being an emperor, good at being dug by ljj to be a reality show and dominating the emperor to dominate the world. As a result, guess what, his awakened peasant blood, and only interested in farming for the time being.
The audience who chased the show was miserable at first, but the new audience came to look at the summary and thought it was too funny, and those audiences were too miserable. And corresponding to the character in the play, Cui Qichao really took care of the food.
Cui Qichao's plot has been buried for a long time, and his play in the middle is quite interesting.
The people in the primitive planet set up the base. Cui Qichao and the wild survival enthusiasts among them were responsible for solving the food for everyone. Cui Qichao also now has tools to open farms and catch animals for breeding.
Coupled with other people's specialties, about a month, the base will look different. When exploring the surroundings, we even found that there are native intelligent creatures, that is, alien primitive people.
Cui Qichao behaved very "virtuously". Basically, he cooked the meals. He easily handled the diet of hundreds of people, and naturally combined the two identities of the waiting emperor and careful logistics staff who were ready to go to power.
Brushing the sense of presence from time to time is a deterrent to others and is used to play with a terrier.
For example, other people threatened each other in secret battles, "It's a big deal, I'll turn my head to Cui Qichao to ascend to the throne, and you'll just wait to be a big manager!"
With the presence of Cui Qichao, and his previous works, this drama is enough to greatly increase his popularity.
The popularity of the program before Cui Qichao was high, but there were so many ways of human entertainment and so many programs and production companies, so there is still a lot of room for improvement.
The play is being played every day, and its coverage is larger than that of agricultural and military programs. Now, some old friends and old classmates Cui Qichao who have not been in contact for a long time have come to contact him.
They all felt particularly amazing. It is not surprising how Cui Qichao ran as an actor. It is not surprising that he has succeeded in any field other than having a child. It is just that he does not understand the direction of this career choice, which is quite different from everyone's previous thinking.
On this day, Cui Qichao talked with the former mentor for a long time, and a figure quietly appeared in the corner of the room, and Xiaobai brought in his own data.
Cui Qichao talked too long with his mentor. He waited for a long time, and came to Cui Qichao's eyes to remind him.
"Well, that's ..." The instructor noticed Xiao Bai at a glance. Although he didn't say anything, the room had such a large projection. The instructor thought that if someone like Cui Qichao is so particular about someone, he could have free access to his room. The relationship should not be simple. "Well, is it your brother or nephew?"
Jiang Tanwei: "???"
Just let my brother go, nephew? Do they look very different in grades? Does it imply that he is naive? Who is this old man, I hate it!
"No." Cui Qichao glanced at Xiaobai. "A friend. Teacher, let me see you next time."
The instructor smiled and nodded. "Okay, my teacher and I will support your program every day."
Cui Qichao was speechless for a moment.
Jiang Tan bounced over: "Teacher, I'll see you next time!"
It ’s Cui Qichao ’s teacher, respect!
The mentor laughed, looked at Jiang Tanwei, and said meaningfully: "Well, Qi Chao will bring your good friend next time."
Cui Qichao: "..."
Before he could say anything, the instructor had cut off the signal and the figure disappeared into the room.
... forget it. Cui Qichao turned to Xiaobai and said, "When did you learn to take the 'front door'?"
Jiang Tanwei looked at him innocently, "Did you not teach me to go through the window?"
When he was a cat, he went to the window and helped Cui Qichao make fakes, in the Middle Ages.
Cui Qichao groaned for a moment and said, "Xiao Bai, you are very smart, but you cannot control your ability well. I understand that it is difficult for you to return after experiencing convenience. The more you do, the more you It's about restraining yourself. Reality is reality. Just like your data is real, you are just a projection here. "
His hand passed through Xiaobai's real projection, and then said: "Learn to control the data, control his desires, not be controlled by it."
There was a hint of confusion on Jiang Tanwei's face, and it was not that no one had said something similar to him, hoping that he would "wash his heart", but none of them was Cui Qichao.
Only when Cui Qichao puts his hand through his projection will he let him think modestly about the relationship.
Cui Qichao saw that Xiaobai was lost in thought, and put his hand on his cheek, showing a little childishness. Soon, his figure gradually faded and disappeared.
Is this listening?
Within five seconds, Cui Qichao heard the ai prompt, and unknown data requested access.
Cui Qichao: "..."
Cui Qichao accepted the request, and Xiao Bai's figure appeared in the room again. He simply popped out a few words in his mouth: "I knocked on the door!"
Cui Qichao smiled slightly, okay, this is also an improvement.
"I invite you to dinner, tonight in the space wheel." Cui Qichao said.
Jiang Tanwei was shocked. "Are you willing to date me?"
Cui Qichao repeated: "I invite you to dinner, will you come?"
Jiang Tanwei managed so much and said excitedly: "Of course, you are willing to have dinner with me ..."
Cui Qichao thought weirdly, but in the set Xiaobai must forcibly have a box lunch with him. If he is in the apartment, Xiaobai must also come over to eat bread.
Cui Qichao felt that this meal was not indulging Xiaobai, but just wanted to encourage Xiaobai and let him really think about his behavior.
...
The space wheel is located in outer space and can overlook both the planet and the sea of stars. Cui Qichao booked a restaurant seat here.
When Cui Qichao arrived, the restaurant owner came to greet him. It was nothing else. The robot waiter recognized Cui Qichao's face. The boss said that he was chasing ljj's drama, so he came over and greeted Cui Qichao.
When Cui Qichao talked to him, he saw that the seat he had booked was already seated and was staring at the Xinghai outside the floor-to-ceiling window.
The man turned back, and it turned out that he was a little white. He even changed his dress and combed his hair back to reveal a full and clean forehead. He looked a bit mature.
But when he smiled, it was still Xiaobai. He also saw Cui Qichao, smiling and waving his hand.
Cui Qichao nodded to him, ended the conversation with the boss, and walked over.
"May I help you order?" Cui Qichao asked. "The menus here don't use common language or translation system."
"OK." Jiang Tan said curiously, "Why not pretend?"
Cui Qichao: "The owner of the ancestral restaurant does not seem to want to change." The robot waiter can translate, but the efficiency is not as good as his order.
Cui Qichao was also familiar with Xiaobai's taste. He ordered the food quickly, and then asked Xiaobai, "Is it your first time to make a cat at C?"
Jiang talked for a moment, and Cui Qichao refused to talk to him about the old one. He touched his head only after he complained strongly, but now he took the initiative to raise it. He didn't have much time to think about it, only recalling that time, Yeah, I ’ve been in the virtual plane of ljj a few times before, and I played. But it ’s my first time to be a cat, and I have n’t studied history so carefully. When you say, are you a cat or not, sit I can't learn next time, so I'm particularly nervous. "
In fact, Xiaobai's psychological quality is OK. Although it seems worse than Cui Qichao, the feeling of being discovered is different. Where Xiaobai has not been seen yet.
In fact, he didn't distinguish it carefully, a large part of the so-called tension was excitement.
"I made a mistake, and I made a mistake. In fact, after a careful investigation, shepherd cats appeared during that period, but the specific year is even later." Cui Qichao said.
The two began to recall. Very standard netizens met, but compared to their actual contact, this process was a long time late.
Whether it is big pepper, medieval oatmeal, unmanned lettuce, spiritual engine of the spiritual world ... They all experienced it together. Cui Qichao really wanted to talk to Jiang about micro-chat. There is no shortage of topics. One sentence No words will land.
"In fact, I still call you Xiaobai." Cui Qichao even smiled at him, meaningfully.
Jiang Tanwei suddenly turned upside down. It should have nothing to do with him drinking a drink. This feeling is very familiar. It is the same as when Cui Qichao touched him and hugged him.
But his sanity was not completely lost, and he quickly said, "It doesn't matter to call Xiaobai, just know what my last name is."
He can be a cat, but he is only Cui Qichao. In order to satisfy Cui Qichao, he must have a more real and important identity, which is Jiang Tanwei himself.
Cui Qichao remembered his wrong Xiaobai surname twice and smiled again, "Yes, Mr. Jiang."
Cui Qichao had a little understanding of Xiaobai's family environment. He was separated from his parents when he was about twelve years old. The parents belonged to those who did n’t care much after giving birth. That time, they said they went out to play and never returned. Although they checked their consumption records, they lived That's fine.
Social welfare is good, Xiaobai pulled himself up, which did not master the hacking skills.
"So are you really an adult? Have you changed your age?" Cui Qichao asked. He didn't think that Xiaobai changed his age in order to fall in love, but that he had a lot of things to do as an adult. With Xiaobai's self-control ability, would he really not change his age?
Jiang Tan was slightly angry and rolled his eyes: "... I'm an adult, I'm an adult, I'm an adult!" He touched his face, and then touched his crotch again, "Why am I like a minor!"
Cui Qichao: "..."
Can't you commit it in the end?
Cui Qichao softly said, "I'm sorry. I just asked."
"Oh la la la la la la la, la la la la la ..." The robot dressed in a doll costume, came over while singing a nursery rhyme, holding a piece of cake in his hand, and stopped in front of them. This is for free to you! "
Cui Qichao: "........."
Jiang Tanwei: "………………"
This slap came too fast, and Cui Qichao frowned at Jiang Tanwei, "Are you really a minor?"
Seeing Jiang Tanwei's look so angry just now, he will believe it.
Jiang Tanwei was shocked, and even called out his identity information, madly saying, "I rely, I'm not ... I didn't ... I didn't lie to you!"
Cui Qichao: "He calls your little friend."
Jiang Tanwei: "I'm not a 'child' even if I'm a minor, right?"
Fortunately, the robot's action got stuck for a moment, bowed to them, said sorry for interrupting, as if it was wrong, and then went to another table.
Jiang Tanwei was relieved, sitting in a chair paralyzed, "I almost couldn't tell! What a garbage robot!"
It's not a coincidence that robots have a very low error rate.
Cui Qichao apologized again, "I'm sorry."
Jiang Tanwei took the opportunity to say: "Then you invite me to your apartment for dinner tomorrow, I want to eat fish."
Cui Qichao refused, "I will go back to the crew tomorrow."
"Oh, too," Jiang Tanwei said disappointed, and soon rejoiced, "but we can still meet in the crew."
Because of the previous mistake, the robot came again, apologizing pitifully, and there was a pair of flowers on the tray in his hand. If it is said that the birthday gift to the children is a stylized gift, then this should be manually selected according to their dress.
"It doesn't matter." Cui Qichao said lightly, not intending to take down the flowers.
Jiang Tanwei quickly took the flower down with his eyes full of trouble. This is also a flower of this planet, which is pale blue. He inserted a flower in his chest and leaned over to insert another flower into Cui Qichao.
Cui Qichao hid for a while, but after all, the dodge space was limited, Xiaobai was fierce, and Cui Qichao was a little further back, he was afraid to climb onto the table.
Cui Qichao had no choice but to look at Xiaobai and insert flowers into himself. After finishing, he glanced at him happily, but did not return, but moved his face closer.
Jiang Tanwei's logic: If you are so close, you must kiss!
Cui Qichao saw Jiang Tanwei pouting his mouth without knowing it. He couldn't wait for it. He joked Jiang Tanwei back.
Jiang Tanwei was so lost: "..."
However, he felt that the people in the restaurant must feel that they were very much like a couple before sending the same flowers, so the previous dissatisfaction was also wiped out.
"It's getting late, let's stop there." Cui Qichao stood up and said.
Jiang Tanwei also felt that he was a little too calm just now. In the end, he shouldn't be stunned. The others are perfect. So he stood up handsomely and aggressively. "I'll take you back to the apartment."
Until the time of separation, Jiang Tanwei just thought that Cui Qichao ’s move today is telling him that only if he goes through the regular channels, will Cui Qichao be willing to communicate with him normally?
In this case ... whether he should not help Cui Qichao to popularize, and delete those posts that have been hacking for him ...
Jiang Tanwei was lost in thought.
...
...
Cui Qichao's popularity reached a small high tide when his main drama in the series came.
Their small group repeatedly collided with the indigenous people of this planet. At the same time, some internal suspicions also appeared. At this time, the other party entered the situation, swept their base, and took away Cui Qichao and several logistics personnel. By the way, I took a lot of supplies.
Several main characters here blamed and quarreled with each other and finally rescued Cui Qichao after reconciliation.
And when they did n’t know, Cui Qichao also completed the transformation from a prisoner to a guest in the opposite tribe. Those people did n’t care about Cui Qichao at all. In their rudimentary information, Cui Qichao is the one who does n’t have the force to cook soup in the rear. .
As a result, the man opened his eyes and was convinced by Cui Qichao.
At this time, Cui Qichao's friends came to rescue him, and they were still fighting on the road. "You are fighting internally. Now I don't know what happened to Cui Qichao and Ahua."
"It's been so long, what will happen?"
"Well, it must be fine. According to the normal plot, after we arrive, we still have to say: Fortunately, it came in time, and it won't happen any later!"
"Don't set a flag ..."
Then they sneaked into each other's camp and they saw an unexpected scene. The group of local indigenous people was reading the persuasion table. The words were simple, but they were sincere, and they shouted in rows: "Please go to the throne! "
Everyone: "........."
... Fuck, this guy will be emperor later!
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