Chapter 104: Is the fish salted today?
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I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry
- 大哥喝冰阔落
- 3644 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:39:56
As soon as the Kidney Bao film came out, the whole recording scene was quiet, and he looked at Yu Qiuqiu who had automatically stood up from his chair...
kidney.
You Qiuqiu has a top-notch face even in the beauty-like entertainment industry. It is top-level in terms of appearance. Throwing away her face, her figure is regarded as a treasure by many people. , Have everything that should be.
However, the top-level appearance and the good figure that can't be concealed by ordinary wearing in time are not as eye-catching as her kidneys.
In fact, it shouldn't be. In this case, staring at Yuqiu's kidney is not appropriate.
But human beings are like this, the more they feel inappropriate, the more they can't help it.
It’s easy to understand how to put snacks, but a dozen bottles of kidney tablets...
Sheng Shiyun stood in the audience with a lot of question marks. No matter how clear his thoughts were, he didn't know what to do with the sudden emergence of Shenbao tablets.
Or Ma Juan opened his mouth, "Qiuqiu, your kidney is weak?"
You Qiuqiu, "???"
She waved her hand in a hurry, she was not, she did not.
...
You Qiuqiu was also brainstorming after seeing the Shenbao tablets, how these things appeared in her refrigerator.
You Qiuqiu still remembered.
Fang Shubai!
Xiaofang.
It was the time when she and Fang Shubai were a guest at the concert before.
In order to make herself feel fuller and not be greedy when the planet eats and drinks in front of her, You Qiuqiu specially drank a lot of water. After drinking the water, she ran the toilet crazily. Fang Shubai insisted on her at the time It must be a bad kidney, saying that when his kidney was "struck", fans and the company sent him a lot of medicines for kidney deficiency, and he was waiting to send a few boxes to You Qiuqiu.
At that time, You Qiuqiu sternly refused, and thought that Fang Shubai was joking. He didn't expect that after a while, he actually received a large box of kidney treasure tablets.
When she finally cleaned up the room, she stuffed it into the refrigerator. It took a long time, until Yu Qiuqiu had forgotten the existence of the kidney bao tablets.
Until this show of opening the refrigerator.
These useless things reappeared and created the embarrassing scene now.
You Qiuqiu, "..." Fang Shubai hurt her a lot.
The host smiled and came over to relieve the siege, "In fact, modern people have irregular work and rest, and there are always big and small problems, such as small kidney problems, it is normal..."
You Qiuqiu still wants to struggle a bit. The host makes sense, but her kidney is really good.
"Actually a friend of mine..."
You Qiuqiu just said it, and it was all over the court.
"Understand and understand."
I have a friend series.
You Qiuqiu, "..." This time is different, she really has a friend!
The name of this friend is Fang Shubai.
You can't help Yu Qiuqiu to explain, Ma Juan is still persuading You Qiuqiu.
"Kidney deficiency is really normal, and there are some from my family. Wait for my sister to give you some remedies."
You Qiuqiu, "Huh?" She knew some great secret.
Ma Juan’s husband, You Qiuqiu, have also met. Ma Juan once talked about her love with her husband in the show. The other party is not an insider, but he is also very famous in his industry. He is a painter, You Qiu. The ball has seen his paintings and they are indeed of a high level.
It turns out that the great painter still has kidney deficiency?
The recording has to continue, and the director of the program group was discovered to death by this accident.
When he invited Yu Qiuqiu, he had heard that every time Yu Qiuqiu was on a variety show or show, something big would definitely happen. The ratings could go up, and if he was lucky, he would be a hot search.
He originally thought that Yu Qiuqiu used a facial mask and a nutritional diet meal to block the snacks, which was already a shameful operation.
Unexpectedly, there will be so many kidney treasure tablets.
Hot search is stable!
Several chefs discussed there.
"Then I'll make Qiuqiu a kidney today." Originally, because Yu Qiuqiu is a beautiful female artist, the plan the chefs thought about was beauty.
It was immediately replaced with kidney supplementation.
Yu Qiuqiu said weakly, "My kidneys don't need to be supplemented..."
The chef said, "Hmm, look at it, you can make it to your friends in the future." In a coaxing tone.
You Qiuqiu: _(:з」∠)_.
The explanation is not clear!
The chefs have happily entered the dish selection process.
Chef A, "Using oysters, I saw there are oysters in the refrigerator. Making garlic oysters is especially good for the kidneys."
Chef B, "Leeks and leeks are also tonic. I see beef and I think I can fry them. Both can regulate kidney deficiency."
Not limited to one ingredient, Chef B chooses to strengthen both sides.
Anyway, they are all concerned about Yu Qiuqiu's kidney.
Faced with the cordial greetings from everyone to her kidney, You Qiuqiu refused in a sudden and chose to stew with clams and yam.
There is nothing left with this, right?
The selected chef gave her a thumbs up and smiled mysteriously, "Yam, it can nourish yin and kidney."
Yu Qiuqiu, who thought he had finally escaped the pit, plunged into the pit again after carefully avoiding all the food related to the kidney.
It's hard to guard against.
The stewed yam with clams is very delicious. If it weren't for its effects, You Qiuqiu might have been happier.
...
You Qiuqiu really wanted to tell the show team that she did not have kidney deficiency, but no matter how she spoke to everyone with a milky voice, everyone showed a petting and understanding smile.
You Qiuqiu: Tired to explain.
Since the explanation is not clear, so be it...
Lie down wherever she falls, she can already predict what she will suffer after the show is broadcast.
Yu Qiuqiu's snacks were directly ransacked, and they were all exposed to the air. After the recording, Yu Qiuqiu's most worried about her snacks.
Is Mr. Sheng here? Are snacks going to be confiscated?
You Qiuqiu looked at the man with the most pitiful look, enough to make people sympathetic.
But not everyone can empathize.
Sheng Shiyun didn't expect that Yu Qiuqiu was not worried about the Shenbao tablets for the first time, but about her snacks, and it was obvious that she had rarely eaten snacks in front of him. He took the initiative to buy them, but the other party would refuse.
Actually stock up so much?
Embarrassed her.
Sheng Shiyun said, "You can eat without confiscation."
You Qiuqiu:?
Is it so talkative?
Sheng Shiyun said, "Just go to the gym if you gain weight."
Gym warning.
You Qiuqiu: She lost her happiness.
...
The Reuters photo of "Star's Refrigerator" was released on the day of the recording. Netizens and the planet knew that You Qiuqiu would be the invited guest in the latest issue.
Before the refrigerator, You Qiuqiu's latest variety show was still an agent, and it has been a while.
The planet knows that Cubs are busy filming, but it takes a long time from filming to broadcasting. If Cubs are not so busy, they can come out and record a show and variety show so that they can see their girls solve their greed. It's better.
Come whatever you want. After hearing that You Qiuqiu joined the refrigerator, the planets almost jumped up one by one, waiting eagerly for the latest episode to start.
Has "Star's Refrigerator" aired today?
No.
What about today?
It's broadcast!
The latest episode of Refrigerator was broadcast on a working day. A very ordinary day is no less than a New Year for the planet. Everyone has announced the broadcast time in various social circles early, and they also have a good takeout squatting next to the computer and mobile phone.
As soon as Yu Qiuqiu came out, the rainbow farts of the planets appeared on the barrage.
"Ahhhhh, Zazai, it's so pretty."
"Zizai laughs so sweet and so sweet, Ah Wei passed away repeatedly."
"Baby, look at Ma Ma."
In the eyes of the old fathers and mothers of the planet, his cubs are cute, they look good when they smile, they talk good, and they even look dazed.
The planet is thrilled, but it will not spoil the viewing experience of passers-by. When it comes to the Ma Juan part, they will look at it seriously, and have not kept the name of Yuqiu Ball.
You Qiuqiu is not only looking forward to the opening of the box, but netizens are also looking forward to it. I don’t know why. You always think that you will be able to offer something amazing here.
When the refrigerator at Yuqiuqiu's home was opened, everything was normal. Everyone praised that the refrigerator at Yuqiuqiu's home was very rich. Once again, someone began to ask Yu's father if he wanted to open a store.
Open a shop and sell sauce or something.
You's father made his debut in "Girls' Observation Diary" with a C position of culinary skills. After the show was broadcast, many netizens urged You's father to open a restaurant quickly, and they must take a group of people around to eat.
This idea is impractical, but it should be ok to open a store to sell sauce?
You's father's sauce was also missed by netizens in the refrigerator show, and those sauces looked too delicious.
Then Yu Qiuqiu's small refrigerator was opened, and from here on, the style of painting changed suddenly.
The host first praised You Qiuqiu's refrigerator for being healthy, and the program team gave a lot of shots here.
What weight loss meal, a variety of meal replacement powder, a facial mask, the program group specially added special effects, which looks shining.
Coupled with Yu Qiuqiu's explanation and introduction, everyone has constructed a healthy and self-disciplined image of a beautiful female artist.
Planet:? ? ?
really?
How do they feel a little unbelievable, according to their understanding of the cubs.
I always feel that the program group is talking about another female artist.
The praise lingered on his lips, hesitatingly wondering whether to say it or not.
it has started--
The program team directly created a special effect, shattered the previous picture, and put on the [high-energy warning in front] [this is the real Yuqiuqiu refrigerator].
Accompanied by cheerful music, the host removed the mask like a wall, and took out countless high-calorie snacks from it, piled up on the ground to form a hill.
The planet put away its praise.
Sure enough, this is their cub.
Netizens almost burst into laughter.
No, can it work?
Said a good healthy, self-disciplined and beautiful female artist.
Can there be two minutes? This was beaten on the spot.
How could You Qiuqiu stock up so many snacks, and even hide things so concealed with diet meals and facial masks.
Is she a little squirrel?
When someone suggested that You Qiuqi is like a little squirrel hoarding supplies, many people have a sense of the picture and put the You Qiuqi into the image of a little squirrel, and then can't get out.
Just... somewhat cute.
It's so cute to be accurate.
Yu Qiuqiu’s snacks were found, which was obviously beyond her own expectation. The director didn’t think it was too big, so he gave Yu Qiuqiu a close-up of his facial expression.
Official ghost animals are the deadliest.
You Qiuqiu's expression has three points of panic, two points of shock, and five points of sadness, which are interpreted by netizens themselves.
In short, they are all pitiful, and the sky is about to collapse.
Her happiness was discovered.
And the poorer she is.
"The more I want to laugh, hahahaha, the whole building I am laughing is shaking!"
Sheng Shi Yun just didn't have empathy, and netizens were full of empathy, but this did not prevent them from laughing.
The host found that the weight loss meal has actually expired, and this point is also high-energy.
"Damn truth, as long as I buy weight-loss meals, even if I am already losing weight, it doesn't matter what I eat or not."
However, whether it is a netizen or the planet, they never thought that this was really just an appetizer. It was found that snacks like a small mountain can only be regarded as a routine operation on Yuqiuqiu. It can only be said that she also used a mask and expired weight loss meals to cover it up. After that, there was a lot of laughter.
A Kong Jing said, "Oh? That's funny already. Isn't the barrage all the navy hired by Yu Qiuqiu? I didn't find the funny point at all."
Kidney treasure tablets turned out, and more than a dozen bottles were happily sprinkled on the stage.
This time is funny enough.
Kidney treasure tablets?
Why are there kidney tablets in the female artist’s refrigerator?
Like the recording at the time, the audience's eyes all looked at Yu Qiuqiu's kidney.
Shock!
Who would have thought that the beautiful mm would have kidney deficiency!
I was shocked. I never thought that this could be opened in the refrigerator, and I never expected that there would be such a big discovery.
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[Youqiuqiu Kidney Deficiency] [Youqiuqiu Refrigerator] All the hot search, the former rises extremely fast, as if sitting on a rocket.
You Qiuqiu also attracted cordial attention and greetings from surrounding friends.
Fang Shubai specifically called You Qiuqiu.
Fang Shubai has been busy with group activities recently. He hasn't seen You Qiuqiu for a while, but this doesn't hinder the relationship between the two of them. There have been exchanges before, and whoever has activities will help forward them.
He came up with a sentence, "Baby, your kidney is weak?"
You Qiuqiu didn't say a word, and Fang Shubai didn't mind, he had already started a long talk.
"Kidney deficiency is not a trivial matter, you have to pay attention."
"I seem to have a lot of medicine here. When I send it to you, it's better to go to the hospital."
"Also, how can you figure out that I have a friend like this. Everyone knows that a friend is himself." He also laughed twice like a hen lays an egg.
You Qiuqiu, "...No, I really have a friend, and it was given to me by my friend, and I have no kidney deficiency."
The way was white. He didn't quite believe it, "Which friend, why don't you give you Shenbao tablets without kidney deficiency?"
You Qiuqiu, "His name is Fang Shubai."
"But now, it's no longer a friend."
"Fang Shubai, you are gone."
You Qiuqiu wanted to pinch Fang Shubai along with the phone.
All this was caused by Fang Shubai. Before she went to settle accounts with Fang Shubai, he actually came to laugh at her!
Fang Shubai:? ? ?
He really almost forgot that a dozen bottles of kidney treasure tablets were actually his handwriting.
Ball cub, father is wrong!
...
The "father-son relationship" between You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai was faltering. You Qiuqiu said that he did not have his son, and Fang Shubai took the initiative to apply to Weibo for clarification.
But it was blocked by Yuqiu.
If you clarify what clarification, will everyone believe it?
No, I will play it again.
You Qiuqiu's eyes have already seen through.
She doesn't have any idol baggage either. Kidney deficiency means kidney deficiency. Everyone should forget about it after having fun.
Jiang Taohu touched Yu Qiqiu's head, and then began to read netizens' comments to Yu Qiqiu.
The planets paid special attention to the problem of Yu Qiuqiu's "kidney deficiency", and everyone gave suggestions to Yu Qiuqiu under the comments.
Jiang Tao read to You Qiuqiu, "Cub, I have experience in kidney deficiency and so on. My husband is like this. I will show you a folk remedy..."
You Qiuqiu caught the point, "Husband?"
Jiang Tao gave affirmation, not only has a husband.
From husband to boyfriend to me, all were pulled out for verification.
Under You Qiuqiu's comment, it seems like the army of kidney deficiency.
The planets are also good enough to laugh, but still have to build confidence for the cubs. Kidney deficiency is really common.
You Qiuqiu: She doesn't need to be comforted, because her kidneys are very good, but she really discovered a lot of secrets...
I kind of want to touch the heads of these sisters.
So, acting hard.
...
A dozen bottles of kidney treasure tablets were picked out from the refrigerator. With the help of the hot search on kidney deficiency, You Qiuqiu is also considered the first person in the entertainment industry.
Sheng Shiyun did not specifically find someone to criticize, after all, Yu Qiuqiu is a female artist, not a male artist, and it does not seem to be very important that the kidney is not kidney deficiency, and there are not too many negative comments.
Sheng Shiyun again heard that his industry peers said he was a genius marketing.
He has to explain how everyone is willing to believe that he does not have marketing, these have nothing to do with him.
And Youqiuqiu has also welcomed the brand.
"Shenbao Pianist wants you to be a spokesperson, I pushed for you." Sheng Shiyun's expression was subtle.
You Qiuqiu took part in the show and took down the shampoo advertisement with thick and long hair. These are all normal, but it is a bit too much to receive the kidney treasure tablets.
You Qiuqiu, "Is there much money?"
If there is a lot of money, it is not impossible to receive it.
You Qiuqiu's voice stopped abruptly, because Sheng Shi Yun was staring at her.
Sheng Shiyun: Shenbao tablets are really unacceptable.
He couldn't imagine what You Qiuqiu looked like on the kidney treasure film.
No amount of money will work.
You Qiuqiu is very easy to discuss, and Sheng always has concerns.
She continued to write down and write to the phone.
Sheng Shiyun has seen Yuqiu copying on his mobile phone since he scored, and he didn't pay much attention to Yuqiu here, "What are you writing?"
he asks.
Jiang Tao on the side answered.
"Didn't the planet think that the ball and the kidney are weak? Give the ball many recipes and coups, and the ball will be recorded."
Although You Qiuqiu is not troubled by kidney deficiency, she feels that the planet is also working hard, so she should also be careful.
and--
"Why don't you give it as a gift after writing it?"
If it were not for this misunderstanding, she would not have known that so many of her compatriots were troubled by kidney deficiency, so she gave this intimate gift to Mr. Sheng, who she wrote by herself.
She can also contribute a dozen bottles of kidney treasure tablets.
Sheng Shiyun, "..."
Qiuqiu is connoting him... kidney deficiency?
"I do not need."
Mr. Sheng raised his noble head and told You Qiuqiu that he didn't need this kind of thing.
Yu Qiuqiu, "not necessarily." He whispered.
Or even if it is not needed now, it may be needed in the future, everything is unknown.
Sheng Shiyun:? ? ?
He didn't say anything, Jiang Tao was still here.
After Jiang Tao temporarily disappeared from the room, Yu Qiuqiu, who was still writing a small coup, was picked up in Sheng Shi.
You Qiuqiu, "What are you doing, I haven't finished writing yet."
Sheng Shiyun took the pen in Yuqiu's hand.
"No need to write."
Then he rubbed it with anger and rua the ball.
Sheng Shiyun is not only Ruaqiu, he also told Yu Qiqiu with a complicated expression, "After a week, you will know if I have kidney deficiency."
...
Yu Qiuqiu was turned into a chicken coop head by Rua's entire hair, and Yun was restored again in prime.
He took the comb on one side and combed Yu Qiuqiu's hair, and put a ponytail again for Yu Qiuqiu. Although he was not skilled, he was gentle, and the tie looked decent.
This made Yu Qiuqiu once forgot what the opponent said.
Before going to bed at night, Yu Qiuqiu remembered it again.
A week later, I will know if he has kidney deficiency?
Combine the identities of two men and women friends.
Xiaosheng...do you want to drive?
You Qiuqiu felt quite abrupt, so she could see the opponent's big moon muscle.
Although Yu Qiuqiu didn't know why it was another week, he was tightly controlled in time.
In prime of time, a week is said to be a week.
In the afternoon, Yu Qiuqiu finished filming the scene and saw him send a message saying that after Jiang Tao left in the evening, remember to tell him.
You Qiuqiu scratched the screen with his nails.
Jiang Tao stayed in Youqiuqiu's room for a while at night, "You have a little restlessness today, Qiqiu, what's the matter?"
Yu Qiuqiu, "No." Sorry, she lied.
Jiang Tao didn't stay long. You Qiuqiu told Sheng Shiyun on WeChat that Jiang Tao was no longer in the room.
In just one minute, her door was knocked three times, and Yu Qiuqiu trot over and opened the door.
"Xiao Sheng." She called to the other party.
The man outside the door has long legs and is wearing a sturdy suit. He doesn't seem to sell insurance at all. He also exudes the intoxicating smell that makes Yu Qiuqiu longing.
You Qiuqiu, "You bought me a barbecue?"
She looked at the plastic bag in Mr. Sheng's hand. She was moved, eight hundred miles!
Sheng Shiyun, "Yeah."
Man had already arrived at Yuqiuqiu's room. He had just returned, and he happened to pass downstairs and saw the barbecue seller, so he packed a little for Yuqiuqiu.
However, "Don't eat barbecue yet."
He needs to prove himself.
From the Food Channel to the Urban Emotion Channel again.
The double bed was not far away, and the traffic flowed from the floor-to-ceiling windows. You Qiuqiu swallowed, "How about eating first?"
Sheng Shiyun said, "Don't delay eating, it's fast."
You Qiuqiu:? ? ?
"fast?"
She said that Xiaosheng needed the handwritten book.
In the prime of his time, he curled his eyebrows, "What are you thinking."
He took out another thing in a plastic bag with a huge medical report written on it, and when he was full, he turned out the corresponding page and showed it to You Qiuqiu.
"I don't have kidney deficiency, and my kidney function is very good."
Authoritative certification, no adulteration, no lying, trustworthy.
So don't question his ability.
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The anxiety proves that Mr. Sheng took out his physical examination report and patted the ball to see √
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Continue to seek business ~ nourish ~ liquid
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