Chapter 109: Is the fish salted today?
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I’m A Cool Salted Fish In The Entertainment Industry
- 大哥喝冰阔落
- 3648 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:40:00
The media that is waiting for the old man's wonderful news:?
The nervous planet:?
And the party Yu Qiuqiu is even more at a loss.
clam?
Who did she get pregnant?
Is Yu Qiuqiu talking about her?
You Qiuqiu even thought that there was a person with the same name and surname called You Qiuqiu.
A child born out of nothing, a cub from the sky.
...
Yu Qiuqiu tried to poke his head out to check what's going on, and then just poked out his head when he was found by the man in front of her.
Sheng Shi Yun didn't even turn his head and moved very little, but accurately pressed the head that Yu Qiu Ball tried to stick out again with his hands.
Now is not the time to join in the fun.
You Qiuqiu, "..." Although she was still curious, she didn't distract Sheng Shiyun. She stood on her toes and looked at the old man through the man's shoulder.
The media took the lead, and a reporter standing in front asked the old man, "Hello, are you sure it is Yu Qiuqiu...has your girl become pregnant?"
When it comes to the word pregnancy, reporters stumble a little.
It's too illusory after all.
Really pregnant?
It's still hilarious.
As everyone knows, You Qiuqiu is a woman, and she doesn't have this function either.
The old man was very sure, "Yes, You Qiuqiu made my daughter pregnant, so I played this drama...what is it called?"
"Bone in Bone." The reporter added to the old man.
The old man nodded, "Bone in Bone" as the actor Di Geng."
Speaking of the role accurately, the old man has remembered the name of Di Gon.
After the old man finished speaking, in order to mobilize his emotions, he continued to move forward, past Sheng Shi Yun, and Yu Qiu behind him, and ran straight to Fang Shubai.
Fang Shubai had taken a bite of a big melon suddenly, but he was still a fool. He was in a state of confusion. The old man pointed his nose at the next second.
"Well you Yu Qiuqiu, you are not as good as a pig and dog, you are irresponsible for making my daughter pregnant, unwilling to expose your relationship, and have her aborted."
Fang Shubai is the most entertainer the old man can see, although it seems to be a little different from the Internet.
In reality, it is even more pale than on the Internet.
Fang Shubai, who was pointed at his nose, also began to stammer, "...ah, this..." What's the matter with this special lady?
How could he become a ball cub.
Things changed in a more psychedelic and funny direction.
...
Sheng Shiyun motioned to the planet in the back row to hide Yu Qiuqiu, and made a gesture to the media not to act rashly, and he walked in front of Fang Shubai.
"I'm Yu Qiuqiu's agent, you said that the "Bone in the Bone" Deacon played Yu Qiuqiu... making your girl pregnant and requesting an abortion, is it true? It is illegal to spread rumors."
He met Fang Shubai's eyes and asked Fang Shubai to temporarily play the role of You Qiuqiu. Fang Shubai also understood and stabilized his posture.
Fang Shubai has initially judged that this old man is a black man, and can even mistake him for the ball. It is better than finding the ball. He is not afraid of being an old man as a big man.
In the prime of his time, he was tall and clearly organized, and a single sentence made the old man a little panicked.
However, he was not arrested because of the trouble before. The old man soon began to stumbling and making up the love and hatred between his so-called girl and Yu Qiuqiu.
If there is no agent to show up, the old man is still wondering if he made a mistake, and now he can be sure that the man is Yu Qiuqiu.
So he began his story.
What You Qiuqiu had been on with his "girlfriend" before the filming, cheating money and sex, his "girlfriend" simply can't, how can you pay for the scumbag, You Qiuqiu?
"In the end my daughter got pregnant, and he actually let her get rid of her without saying a word. The child is eight months old, and he committed evil!"
The old man howled for a while.
The media are very indifferent.
Cheating money and is very abhorrent.
But Yu Qiuqiu is a woman.
The unmarried young girl has been pregnant for eight months, and she has to get rid of it.
But Yu Qiuqiu is a woman.
Although the old man’s story is terrible, the point is quite right. It can make people angry in every minute, and they can’t wait to cut the scumbag out and condemn it with public opinion.
Again, You Qiuqiu is a woman.
She can't do it!
Fang Shubai could realize that this old man was a spoiler, and the media even realized it when the old man said that You Qiuqiu made his daughter pregnant.
This is still a low-end sunspot. Why don't you do some investigation to spoil the situation, you can't even tell the gender, and you can still treat Fang Shubai as Yuqiuqiu.
Like a joke.
The old man was waiting for the people around him to agree, but he said so emotionally, no one said anything.
Finally, the old man vaguely heard a girl say, "It's been eight months, maybe you're born."
The rest of the scene:? ? ?
Everyone knows that this child does not exist, how can he be born, this is really serious, or a friendly army.
The old man didn't find anyone, but someone finally picked him up. Modern people are really indifferent.
While sighing, the old man continued to perform, "It's been eight months. It's about human life. My daughter also wants to give birth, but he won't let that bewildered Yu Qiuqiu!"
Continue to point at Fang Shubai's nose from a distance.
Fang Shubai, "..."
The old man couldn't get close, Sheng Shiyun was already between him and Fang Shubai.
The fact that the old man didn't find someone doesn't mean Sheng Shiyun couldn't find it. He could tell Yu Qiuqiu by just listening to the voice, and Sheng Shiyun pursed his lips.
Yu Qiuqiu started to skin again.
You Qiuqiu sits in the middle of the planet, and the planet hides her perfectly. Next to her sits a girl, and the outermost layer is Daddy fans. Several big guys are guarding You Qiuqiu and the rest of the planets firmly like guards.
As long as the old man comes here, they will directly push people down. At this time, they can't consider respecting the old and loving the young.
Then they also heard the words of Yu Qiuqiu.
Planet:? ? ?
Ball cub, you deserve it.
Originally, the planet at the scene was worried about whether the accident would scare Yu Qiuqiu, but now it can be seen that she was not scared and her mentality was very stable.
...
The security guard who was absent finally came, and he directly held down the old man, and Sheng Shiyun also called the police on the spot.
When the old man was informed that everyone already knew he was a liar, he wanted to struggle a bit, until the staff told him that he was not only mistaken for people, but also for his gender.
You Qiuqiu is a woman.
After being subdued, the old man didn't have any threatening power, and he himself didn't bring anything. A man who came out on the scene at the force level could control him.
Yu Qiuqiu had come out of the planet pile, and he waved his hand when he heard the staff cue reach his name.
The old man was shocked, he didn't believe it!
Isn't You Qiuqiu Di Geng? How could he be the girl just now.
The old man read the comments and stills online.
The comment said that You Qiuqiu is handsome and makes people pregnant, everyone wants to marry him, and the still picture is also a man.
"Don't lie to the old man, old man, I have to die too."
"If you talk about him." Pointing to Fang Shubai, "It's fine if he is not Yuqiuqiu."
"Don't fool me with a woman." Referencing Yu Qiuqiu.
"Is it him? I thought he looked more alike at the time, but just like the big boss, so he is Yu Qiuqiu."
This time it points to Sheng Shiyun.
The old man also had a bad temper and suddenly became extremely persistent.
Women are women and men are men. How can you mess around!
The old man never dreamed that You Qiuqiu played the leading actor together, and he played it so similar.
The new drama press conference is still going on, but the people on the scene are completely out of mind because of the episode.
Such a fun thing naturally spread to the Internet very quickly.
"Do you know what happened at the launch of the new drama "Bone in Bone" today, I almost lost my laugh at the scene!"
...
Because a propaganda film directly made netizens greedy, "Bone in the Bone" is still a new drama press conference today. Many people searched for related news on the Internet, so this one was naturally searched.
The blogger also posted live photos before, and many people quickly piled up below.
"What happened, I want to hear!"
"Do I care about this traffic, keep talking."
"I want to send a keyboard to the blogger so that she can type faster. This will start and the people will disappear. I'm going to die."
The blogger didn't sell it for long. She went to edit the text just now.
"I was lucky enough to be drawn as a book fan. Then I came here today and saw Yu Qiuqiu. I am really thin, beautiful and cute. I also seem to have a good relationship with Fang Shubai... Not the point, the point is that not long ago, an old man suddenly shouted to break the news, saying that he would expose Yu Qiuqiu's ugly face, and everyone was shocked."
"Finally, the old man said that he wanted to break the news that Yu Qiuqiu was a scumbag, who made his daughter pregnant and eight months pregnant. He also mistaken Fang Shubai for You Qiuqiu. What is all this? hhh."
After reading these netizens, they turned around with a smile.
"Is this a sunspot, this dark is too funny."
"The scumbag Yu Qiuqiu, it's over, I laughed a little bit when poked."
"You Qiuqiu: Hi to be a father?"
"Why don't I know that my fan's daughter turned into a son, or a son who can really get pregnant. (Funny
What the blogger said was incomprehensible at first glance, full of faint fantasy, and then the video also revealed. The video shooter just saw the favorite artist and wanted to record it, but unexpectedly recorded it. Such a scene.
it is true!
It is better to eat with video.
In the video, the old man shouted to break the news, and the media looked excited, and then he opened his mouth and said, "You Qiuqiu is not a human being and made my daughter pregnant. She is not responsible if she is pregnant, scumbag!"
And he just skipped Yu Qiuqiu and pointed at Fang Shubai's nose to curse Yu Qiuqiu.
Both the expressions of You Qiuqiu and Fang Shubai have been recorded. Both of them are very soulful. You Qiuqiu is like a walking emoticon pack.
Fairy shocked jpg.
Fairy watching the play jpg.
Later, the old man said that the child was eight months old, and the netizens were so embarrassed that they curled up their fingers across the screen, and they could cut out a three-bedroom and one-room with their toes. Of course, it did not prevent them from laughing and crying.
Just like to see others embarrassed.
Someone answered in the video, eight months, give birth.
Netizen: Who is it?
Planet: If there is no mistake, this voice is familiar, it seems to be their cub?
Yuqiuqiu Benqiu said.
The old man still pointed at Fang Shubai's nose and said that You Qiuqiu would not be allowed to give birth, but in fact, You Qiuqiu himself had agreed to give birth to the eight-month-old "baby".
Everyone's thinking is the same as the planet on the scene: You Qiuqiu, you deserve it.
Good Yuqiu ball.
So, Yu Qiuqiu is actually a comedian, right?
[Yuqiuqiu is pregnant][Yuqiuqiu scum boy][Youqiuqiu said that he was born in eight months] such keywords quickly climbed into the hot search.
Unknown netizens were excited when they just saw these hot search posts.
Fuck, what a shocking thing is this!
Remove the scumbag in the middle who doesn't understand. Listening to this, Yu Qiuqiu is pregnant, and eight months pregnant?
However, an excited netizen clicked in and found that it was the title party at all.
You Qiuqiu is not pregnant. The old man said that You Qiuqiu made his unknown daughter pregnant.
? ? ?
I was still confused until I watched the complete video, and then I felt awkward and funny just like the netizens who watched the video before.
You Qiuqiu, a wonderful woman who can make a woman pregnant.
And because of the role of Di Geng, the person who became Yu Qiuqiu's girlfriend and wife fans also came out.
Who else would say Yuqiuqiu kidney deficiency!
As a girl, you can get pregnant, how can it be kidney deficiency.
This is even more useful than Fang Shu's special explanation, to break the rumors of kidney deficiency.
This kidney is too good!
Youqiuqiu's kidney deficiency is considered to be because the oolong has been thoroughly cleansed, but she also got the title of super kidney.
...
Everyone started to play happily again.
What kind of scumball is Yuqiu, not Yuqiu, Yuqiu's ethics are injured, and Yuqiu is beaten.
Qiuyouqiu is what the planet uses to call men's Youqiuqiu. Youqiuqiu has another vest called Qiuqiuyou, which is dedicated to her live broadcast.
In order to prove that the scum man is the ball of the ball, everyone also released the highlights of the ball of the ball of the ball "Bone in Bone".
I saw the men's clothing You Qiuqiu with a small bow constantly moving towards wink, who was holding the number plate of love, pulling the bowstring away, and hitting the void.
Everyone is lining up, waiting for the ball bit to launch love.
Have you seen it, scumbag!
Scumbag QUQ!
However, a girlfriend quickly fought back. What's wrong with being a little handsome, just like being QUQ.
"In this case, I have a showdown and I am also pregnant with Yu Qiuqiu's child."
"Coincidentally, I'm in the hospital and I'm about to give birth. The baby is Yu Qiuqiu."
"I am different from you. Both Yu Qiuqiu and I are three years old."
Passerby:? ? ?
I have to say that everyone can really play.
...
The layman looks at the excitement and the insider looks at the doorway.
Insiders now think that Yuqiuqiu's agent is really a marketing genius.
Can you think of anything special?
I found an old man, made a noise at the press conference, and went directly to the hot search. The new drama was also famous. I don't know how much money was saved in the publicity. He also directly washed Yu Qiuqiu's kidney stalk.
Even because the old man really regarded Di Geng's actor as a male, it also proved that You Qiuqiu's acting skills are good, others are cosmetic-like acting, and Yu Qiuqiu's acting is transgender-like.
Good acting skills can change sex.
As soon as this gimmick was hit, people who might not have been interested in "Bone in the Bone" would want to watch it. After all, the transgender acting skills, who wouldn't want to take a look.
Insider: Ghost, Yuqiuqiu's agent is really a ghost.
Guicai. Sheng Shiyun, "..."
The old man’s mouth is not strict. After being taken to investigate, he panicked after knowing that this was really going to be a prison meal. He couldn’t cooperate any more. The police followed the vine and found that the old man was instructed to come over and make trouble by a small entertainment company. principal.
Their company has a low-cost web series about to start broadcasting. After careful study, the story is actually like "Bone in Bone".
High imitation.
Sheng Shiyun directly told the film producer of "Bone in Bone" that the copyright department of "Bone in Bone" would not spare this web drama so easily. They just hit the gun.
As for the person in charge of the scene at the time, Sheng Shiyun was also holding him accountable. The security guard did not do well, and after he had clearly discovered the problem, there was still disapproval there. This allowed the old man to sneak in, and he did not have it after the incident. He reacts quickly.
The old man incident did not seem to have had any impact on Yu Qiuqiu, and even made the TV series more popular.
But if Yu Qiuqiu is really a male artist, then the opponent's conspiracy may have succeeded.
Even if it is false, it will pour dirty water on the male artist and stay with him.
Sheng Shiyun felt very uncomfortable just thinking about it. He didn't want Yu Qiuqiu to be stained because of his mistakes.
Because these are things he can strictly control and avoid.
Sheng Shiyun was browsing the information on the Internet. The overall wind direction was good. Everyone was playing tricks. If there is a bad wind direction, he should make timely adjustments.
Then Sheng Shiyun saw such a discussion voice.
"By the way...Is there no one discussing You Qiuqiu and Mr. Sheng? Is there something wrong with them?"
Sheng Shiyun's eyes focused on it.
...
In order to prove that You Qiuqiu had something to do with Mr. Sheng, this netizen specially produced evidence.
When the old man suddenly rushed out, Sheng Shiyun directly blocked Yu Qiuqiu, and Yuqiuqi wanted to stick his head out, so he pressed Yuqiu's head back with his hand.
The animation is very clear, and the whole action is smooth and smooth.
"Also, Heizi said that You Qiuqiu looks a bit like Sheng Shiyun."
The picture is also attached. The Yuqiuqiu version of Di Geng is indeed somewhat similar to Sheng Shiyun's photo.
Sheng Shi Yun picked up one side of the water glass and took a sip of water.
Seeing someone discussing him with Yuqiuqiu, I was confused.
Was discovered?
You Qiuqiu just finished talking with Fang Shubai.
Fang Shubai was misunderstood as You Qiuqiu, and was pointed at his nose to curse him. In addition to being a little dazed at the beginning, he accepted it quickly.
"Senior sister, no one said that you have kidney deficiency this time."
After reading the online comments, he even told You Qiuqiu.
After all, no one said that Yuqiu is not good. Now Yuqiu is synonymous with super performance!
"Senior sister, are you willing to forgive me this time?"
You Qiuqiu: But in fact, she didn't really blame Fang Shubai at all.
You Qiuqiu just walked to the room where Sheng Shiyun was and saw him drinking water while watching the computer.
"What are you looking at?"
You Qiuqiu leaned forward with some curiosity. Before he saw the computer screen, the man quickly closed the computer like a guilty conscience.
"Nothing to see."
Sheng Shiyun turned around to face Yu Qiu fairway.
"Why do you walk without footsteps?"
He didn't hear any movement at all.
You Qiuqiu, "Obviously you are taking it too seriously."
"Let me Kangkang, what did you watch?"
Sheng Shiyun, "Just some comments."
You Qiuqiu stared at the man suspiciously, she didn't believe it.
If it was a comment, would he close the computer in such a hurry?
Cheating!
You Qiuqiu, "Did you... watch the movie behind my back?" Why don't you share this resource with her? She wants to watch it too.
Sheng Shiyun:? ? ?
On the spot, the voice control changed Xiao Sheng's color and turned red again.
"What nonsense."
He played the fairway against Yu.
"What do you want to eat, I will make it for you now."
"Bone in Bone" has been finished. You Qiuqiu and Sheng Shiyun no longer have to stay in a hotel. You Qiuqiu is now in Shengshiyun's home.
Sheng Shi Yun had already bought food in advance, and planned to give Yu Qiuqiu a good meal.
You Qiuqiu thought for a while, "I want to eat."
"But don't change the subject, cooking can be delayed."
You Qiuqiu had already recognized that there was a movie in the computer. Seeing Sheng Shiyun planned to put the computer away, she turned on the mode.
Sheng Shiyun blocked You Qiu from letting her grab the ball, and was afraid of hurting the opponent, so he could only hide and retreat steadily.
Soon Yu Qiuqiu completely suppressed Sheng Shiyun on the sofa.
She was condescending, her eyes lit, and she said to Sheng Shi.
"fast!"
"Raise your hand and surrender."
"Give me the computer and let me see, or I will make you pregnant!"
She is now known as the first-level kidney, which can make people pregnant. If Xiao Sheng is so stubborn, then she will make him pregnant!
The threat from Yuqiuqiu.
Sheng Shiyun didn't speak, he just looked at the woman who suppressed him. His tie was a little loose because of the play, showing a protruding apple, which looked extremely sexy.
The eyes under the gold-rimmed glasses are black and white, and there seems to be a lot of emotions brewing in them, which are continuing to ferment.
The smile on Yu Qiuqiu's face froze.
She was also keenly aware of the situation now--
Kind of subtle.
Sheng Shiyun was the first to break this delicate silence. He said to the dumbfounded Yu Qiu fairway, "I am a man and will not be pregnant."
"I can't produce eggs, I don't have a uterus, and I have no conditions for pregnancy."
You Qiuqiu: She also knows this.
Sheng Shiyun motioned for Yu Qiuqiu to get up. He stopped hiding and showed Yu Qiuqiu to see the computer.
You Qiuqiu scrambled up, "Aren't your creatures very good?"
Sheng Shiyun thought for a while, "...95 points."
You Qiuqiu has 95 points for politics, and Yun Biology scores 95 points when it is prime.
After the embarrassment just now, the two men and women in love began to talk nonsense.
You Qiuqiu spread his hands, "Do you want to go to the bathroom, let you borrow the bathroom."
Sheng Shiyun just calmed his mood, because Yu Qiuqiu's words became ups and downs again.
She seems to understand.
And... if I remember correctly, this is his home.
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Kidney super good QUQ
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