Chapter 1010: Kitchen invasion

Speaking of the "suffocation pleasure", it is really not a very new thing. When I was in elementary school, there was a fifth grade in the neighboring school who was hanged in red clothes. The specific reasons were that the police and parents were ignorant. Come out, it is said that the ghost valley sent the user to borrow this way to change their own life, making people feel guilty. After a long time, the truth is clear, the primary school students are seeking to suffocate and hang themselves, I did not expect to play too embarrassed, Give it a play.
In the circle of small gangsters, some people play this kind of thing. They often go to the colorful clubs and popularize a game called "Happiness and suffocation". It is said that it is still passed from Japan and South Korea. The neck, using brain tissue hypoxia to experience a short-lived euphoria (it is said to be blood alkalosis, similar to drug abuse), some punks also play with their girlfriends.
Although this kind of thing seems to be a strange hobby, I must stress that sexual suffocation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 Americans die of sexual asphyxiation every year in China, and 35 in China, and this is only official statistics. Data, the actual number of deaths may be much larger than this.
Not only are teenagers easy to play, but adults are the same. In the movie "Kill Bill", Bill's American movie star David Carradine was found in a hotel in Thailand on June 4th, 2009. The police found him also because of sexual suffocation. Accidental Death. (Bill eventually killed himself.) But then, in the case of massive sexual asphyxiation deaths, women’s share is very small. The reason is probably that women are not as easy to use as the brain, or purely because women are less courageous - not found in the United States, more than 30 people who were killed by the Thunder this year, 100% are men? It's not because men are more likely to be thunder than women, but because women don't usually go out to do dangerous things when they are thundering.
What is it like to say that Zhuang Ni fell in love with suffocation? She is courageous, and she is too courageous to take the cut wrist as one thing, but in my impression, it is generally m to seek suffocation pleasure. Isn’t Zhuang Ni’s uncompromising s?
I said my doubts with Xiao Yin, Xiao Yin replied:
"All said that one thing is a thing, s and m are interchangeable under certain conditions, just like when Germany was faced with France and Britain in World War II, then it became m in the face of the Soviet Union! And it is Because Zhuangni does not pity her body and feel numb to the material enjoyment of ordinary people, will she seek a different pleasure? You can also treat her behavior as being yourself."
I rely on, this is the legendary self-attack! If this is the case, Zhuang Ni can smash the sky!
"You actually have no evidence that Zhuang is really doing that kind of thing?" I spoke. "Everything is your guess, isn't it?"
"Don't forget that my full name is called a causal calculation program, and the best thing is to speculate."
Xiao Yin sent me a smug expression, the image is of course the q version of himself, that is, the silver-haired version of Amy. I have to admit that the image is quite cute.
"According to my calculation, Zhuangni's possibility of sexually asphyxiating in private is 88.37%, and the first time I realized the pleasure, when you pushed her down on the bed in the squad leader's house. After that, she not only learned the lesson. Instead, I have irritated you many times, and I hope that I can use your hand to relive that pleasure."
"Hey, no! You mean, Zhuang Ni ambushed me in the positive energy massage parlor, deliberately did not use a utility knife to assassinate me, but used an inefficient piano line to neck, which hinted me to use What do you mean by counterattack in the same way! And then I did it that way! Isn’t Zhuang Ni’s neck licked and addicted?

"Why the truth is, you only have to explore it yourself." Xiao Yin sent an inscrutable expression. "There is only one truth..."
"Don't think that I wear the high-tech watch that you gave me. I am Conan! Not to mention that this watch can't even launch an anesthesia needle. Have you seen such muscles, so Conan of Sparta? Conan has me. If you have muscles, you don’t need to use strong shoes to play football to subdue the prisoners! Just push them down on the ground and burst the chrysanthemums!

"Ye Lin, your taste is getting heavier and heavier," Xiao Yin sent a frowning expression. "Whether Conan has muscles, can't make a burst of chrysanthemums?"
"Being a search engine is not allowed to spit me!" I yelled at the smart watch. "I searched for 'food' on Baidu, and I wouldn't be spit out. I am eating it!"
In fact, think about it, if there is a cartoon cute mother on the search engine, it is quite cute. In this sense, Xiao Yin search engine is standing in the forefront of the times.
I am playing with high-tech equipment, and I am not particularly concerned about Zhuangni. After coming out of the subway station, I sneaked back to the Honglou North Street Community, which is my current home.
After entering the door, it was already 12:40, but Xiaoqin still didn't eat the morning meal. The table was also filled with cooking materials. Xiaoqin took the lid as a shield and huddled on the sofa, showing a very scared expression. .
Seeing that I am back, Xiaoqin is like a savior. She screams in tears. "Help! Ye Lin! A small Wim comes in the kitchen! You will be eaten by it if you don't come back." !"
Scared me! Was it just a beetle flying in? A beetle scares you out of cooking in the kitchen, and you dare not use it anymore! What was your prestige as a bully?
I took off my shoes without hesitation, and I only walked on the carpet with socks and walked toward Xiaoqin.
"You are not afraid that cats are not afraid of dogs. Why do you have to be afraid of beetles? Many cats and dogs eat beetles, do you know?"
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiaoqin yelled, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Wim! The wicked Wim occupied the kitchen of the family, Ye Lin, you are going to get rid of it!"
"Can be," I nodded. "But you better go with me. You look at the process of killing Wim, and I know that Wim is not that terrible."
"Don't go! Don't go!" Xiaoqin held the lid tightly and made it look like his own heart-protecting mirror. "I can't do it! Ye Lin can kill it by himself!"
"What can't I do?" I asked with a smile. "Isn't the father in the will not let everyone live bravely and happily? You can't be a little brave..."
"No, no, no, no!" Xiaoqin shook his head and said, "Only this kind of thing, this kind of thing... Can't do it!!!!!"
Who is your minister? Don't just imitate the buzzwords on the web!
Since I was staring at Xiaoqin for more than 20 seconds, I would not hesitate to refuse the dialog box on whether to search for Xiaochen on the smart contact lens.
I don't plan to conduct a human flesh search for Xiao Qin. She is now my righteous sister. I can't invade my personal sister.
And wearing contact lenses for so long, I was not used to it, so I went to the bathroom to take it off, and then went to the kitchen to help Xiao Qin to clean up Wim.
After I entered, I discovered that there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had already dried up. The concentration of water vapor in the kitchen was extremely high. Wim趴 was dying on the side of the stove, and I pressed it to death.
"Is Wim solved?" Xiaoqin took the lid as a cover, and the expression was carefully approached to this side.
"Resolved, but why don't you turn off the gas stove when you are scared away? What should I do if I am in danger?"
I blame it while turning off the gas stove.
"Look, the iron pot burned too long over the fire, and cracks appeared at the bottom of the pot..."
After Xiao Qin saw it, he sent a regretful sorrow.
"呜呜呜~~~~~ I have suffered another misfortune! My pot is broken! My poor pot!"
Xiao Can, mourning the lost iron pot on the stove, made it dead like a pet.
"Don't be sad," I said with a grin. "The iron pan is very old anyway. Our family can't cook less pots. It's better to put the unfinished dishes in the refrigerator, then let's go outside at noon. Eat some, then go to the supermarket and buy a new pot?"
"Okay, okay..." Xiaoqin wiped his tears and said, "Where is the original pot buried?"
your sister! I have only heard of Lin Yuyu's funeral flowers in "Dream of Red Mansions", and there is a piece of funeral flower. The result is that the jade burial flower, small celery burial pot? It is a psychology of eating goods! Because the pot provides a lot of food for yourself, when it retires, it can't bear to discard it directly!
"Don't swear! The broken iron pot is on the balcony, waiting to be sold with the mineral water bottle to collect the waste! If you go to the garden to bury the pot, you will be suspected of being neurotic!"
After I gave Xiaoqin a generalization of the recycling principle of steel for a long time, Xiaoqin reluctantly agreed not to do anything to the iron pot.
After opening the balcony window and letting out the water vapor in the kitchen, I went downstairs with Xiaoqin to find a small shop to eat. On the road, I found a new watch on my left wrist.

What is this?
Xiaoqin curiously asked,
Is it a mountaineering watch? Your original watch is broken. I am also planning to buy a new watch for you with pocket money...

"This is not a mountaineering watch, it is a wristband-type mobile phone," I said to Xiaoqin. "It is a trial type developed by Dr. Yu. Let me be the first to do the test, so I will save another phone." It is."
Xiao Can blinked and felt a little disappointed.
"How is this? I can not only buy a new watch for you, but I can't buy a new phone for you! I obviously have a lot of pocket money and I am going to give you a surprise!"
"It doesn't matter," I said, shaking the watch on my wrist. "Did you not really want to have a tablet for painting? You can buy a usable tablet with your money. I can ask my dad for not enough money." Anyway, he should pay for it."
I was so hungry that I and Xiaoqin had fried noodles and cold noodles in the noodle restaurant downstairs, and then headed for the nearby Wal-Mart supermarket.
As a result, we found that a cat was hanged on a telephone pole by a wire, and it was covered in blood. It must have suffered a lot before death.
"Bastard! Who did it!" Xiaoqin angered. "Dare to treat us as a star! I can't spare him!"