Chapter 1051: Li Ergou murder case
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1918 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:52:46
"(^__^)嘻嘻... I didn't find it before. Now, after Ye Lin's classmate shaved his head, he felt that Ye Lin's head was so good and round, because it was because of this two of us."
In my bedroom, Xiao Qin said as she applied the ointment to my bald head.
"Less and poor mouth." I was a little active because of the cervical vertebrae that was sore on the bed. "Take your ointment well, and... Is it too much? How do I have a head that is cemented? The illusion of wrapping up."
"Ye Lin's classmates don't want to be squeaky." (小3╰)╮" Xiaoqin took my shoulder from behind and didn't let me move. "If you don't listen to the cream, what should you do if your hair doesn't grow out?" Bald wearing a wedding dress can not look good."
It seems that I am still thinking about marrying me. The energetic high school students should not have some more ambitious goals.
So I shifted the topic and asked Xiaoqin what progress has been made in his cartoon career.
"Well, the third words of "Detective Li Ergou", I uploaded it to the website yesterday, the reader's response is very enthusiastic, many people left 'please take my knees', 'no one before the ancients ', 'Poke the dog's eye, and so on..."
"Hey, the first two sentences can barely be praised, but the last sentence is obviously laughing at your painter's work. You are a comic book author who has been serially serialized for two years. How come it is still a little self-aware."
Xiaoqin gave a small animal-like protest, but the action of applying the ointment to me did not stop.
"It’s Ye Lin’s understanding ability is too bad. The readers’ message is to 'self-poke the dog’s eyes.
It must be because they feel that my paintings are unparalleled, shocking the past and present, after reading the paintings I have drawn, from now on. There is nothing else to look at with your eyes, so you poke your eyes and let yourself remember the moment you appreciate my work..."
The face of the game wall, Xiaoqin, your cheeky face is already comparable to Fengjie, what kind of aesthetics is, I feel that I can't see anything more beautiful than your comics from now on.
"But the detective comics are really hard to edit, I think it's a headache."
Xiaoqin wants to knock on his head to show trouble, but because of the ointment on the palm, he has to do it.
"Detective Li Ergou" is just like its name. It is a local detective comic with a very strong local flavor. It mainly talks about Li Ergou’s settlement of various neighborhood disputes and judges the old Zhang’s family. Who steals the beans, and who is poisoned by the ducks of the Laowang family, and has been widely respected by the villagers for detecting various difficult cases.
The victims are only beans and ducks. Can they be regarded as "difficult cases"? In contrast, Conan and Jintian, who are known as "Tokyo Shuangyu", have not had one thousand or eight Japanese killed by their brothers for many years. Hundreds... Nothing killed, no one is a detective.
"Because Pooh also mentioned similar opinions, in the third words, there are finally human victims."
Xiaoqin smiled and looked at her head as if she wanted to get my compliment.
"Because someone has been killed, should I praise you, I always feel like a good, and who the victim is."
"It is the mayor..."
"Mayor." I wondered, "Is Li Ergou not living in the village? Why did the mayor be murdered to find him to solve the case? He relied on the beans and the ducks to fight for the murder. Has it been well-known to the nearby villages and towns? ""
"Li Ergou did not go to the case because the mayor was killed, because Li Ergou went to investigate the case of the official seal, and the mayor was killed."
"A good conspiracy tastes... Is it a complicated serial killing case, and Li Ergou’s case of killing a mammal has not been solved, and it will be a little reluctant to deal with human beings as soon as they come up."
Xiaoqin shook his head. "Not reluctant, not at all, because the case happened in the face of Li Ergou, the facts are very clear."
"I rely on, the courage of the prisoner is too big, and actually murder the court of the imperial court in a broad day. What is the truth."
"It’s not like Ye Lin’s thoughts~~~ Li Ergou went to the town’s anorectal doctor to treat hemorrhoids...
"How is it to treat hemorrhoids? You are in the "Crossu is also going to fall in love", isn't you just getting Cthulhu to have hemorrhoids? You can't have hemorrhoids, you can't be your comic hero, what is this dive? Rules."
"Don't care about the details (ˇ^ˇ), and I heard that the chances of young people getting acne now are quite high. My cousin is sitting on the inside and outside because he is too often sitting. He has to go to surgery recently."
That is also true. If it is not for me to exercise regularly and maintain a certain standing time every day, then our students are really high-risk people. Cao Gonggong asked the teacher for a fake as a reason, although I don’t know if it’s true or not. Ok...
"Li Ergou went to the town after applying the acne cream..."
"Hey, you are applying the ointment to my head. The result is that Li Ergou has applied a hemorrhoid ointment, which will cause me bad associations."
"It’s just a coincidence, and Ye Lin’s classmates are responsible for applying the cream to the body, no matter what the body is. I will also apply the cream to the acne cream. I will also paint it with great effort and gentleness.
"Don't dream, I will strictly control the time I sit in my chair, and I won't get hemorrhoids for a lifetime."
Next, Xiao Qin continued to say why Li Ergou would cause the mayor's murder.
"Li Ergou painted the acne ointment and felt the chrysanthemum cool, the cerebral cortex accelerated, so I felt that I would not use my smart brain to break the case in the town. It is a pity that after listening to the roadside grandfather said the mayor’s official seal was stolen. Then came to the outside of the mayor building."
"I saw that the mayor building was magnificent, and there was a fight with the White House in the United States. There was a musical fountain in front of the building. There was a large lawn behind the building. After entering the front, you could see several bonsai rockeries. It seems that the position is also dialed by Mr. Feng Shui.
Xiaoqin said that there is a lot of chaos. In fact, the performance of the comics is very different. The so-called Mayor Building, which is like the White House, is a twisted building with the words "White House" and fountains, lawns and bonsai rockeries. The same is true, the reader does not know what to draw.
"Li Ergou entered the town mayor building and encountered some trouble. The guards standing guards said that the idlers were not allowed to enter, so Li Ergou swindled the guards and said that he was an observer sent by the province, because Li Ergou was suffering from hemorrhoids. The reason for the ointment is strange. It is like a leader who doesn't work all the time, so the guards believe the words of Li Ergou and let him in."
Why do you commit acne walking like a leader? Is it necessary to be a leader with a tail?
"The mayor does not know the depth of Li Ergou, let his secretary, the braces men, the brackets are finished, and go to test Li Ergou. As a result, Li Ergou and the mayor’s secretary talked in the study, the keen sense of smell When I got to the bookcase, there was a dead mouse, so God said mysteriously: 'I smell the smell of corruption...'"
"The secretary of the mayor didn't listen. It didn't matter if I heard it immediately. The secretary asked the grandfather to tell the grandmother. The observer clearly observed that corruption is done by the mayor himself. It has nothing to do with me. I am willing to be a stain. Witnesses, please ask the observer to give me a way to live."
I rub, this is still a detective comic, this is a political satire cartoon, Xiao Qin, you draw a comic, so be careful about the relevant departments to check your water meter.
Wait, now I live with Xiaoqin, her home is my home, check Xiaoqin's water meter, I don't want to check it with me.
Anyway, I will not see Xiaoqin being taken away by the relevant departments. Her current status is my righteous sister. Whoever wants to take my sister away, I will violate all human laws and stop them.
Xiao Qin continued to talk about how the mayor was on the road because of the arrival of Li Ergou.
After the mayor’s secretary gave Li Ergou a squat, Li Ergou was surprised, but because the cerebral cortex was stimulated by the acne ointment, the reasoning ability was strengthened, and he soon realized that he had come to a corrupt nest... ..."
Why can the acne cream be stimulated to the cerebral cortex? From the human body structure, the distance between the chrysanthemum and the brain is a little farther. Listen to you saying that my head is coated with ointment, and the chrysanthemum is a bit itchy.
"... Li Ergou felt ridiculous at the same time, and half jokingly told the secretary of the mayor: I look so much like the Central Discipline Inspection Commission anti-corruption office."
"The result is that the mayor next door has been listening to the movements in the study room with his ears. When he heard the words "the Central Discipline Inspection Commission anti-corruption office", he suddenly collapsed and jumped out of the window on the third floor. It’s so pitiful because I’m too fat and I fell into a patties.
Poor your sister, only you are the author who is the least qualified to say pity, isn't that you die, and have you not heard of the test of the two iron of the Leaning Tower of Pisa at the same time, even if you are physically bad? I should have heard of it, because it is the text of the fourth grade of the primary school Chinese language. The mayor will not die so badly because of the fat, and it falls from the third floor and falls into a meat folder.
"Yeah, the above is the content of the third words of "Detective Li Ergou". It is really a bizarre murder case..."
"Bizarre your sister, good detective comics have been painted by you as caricatures and anti-corruption comics, and strictly speaking, this murderer is not Li Ergou himself, although Conan and Jin Tianyi have been murderers, However, it was soon clear and white, and Li Ergou’s mouth was so scared that the town mayor jumped off the building. The causal relationship cannot be ignored. Li Ergou will not leave a psychological shadow.
"Should...should not." Xiao Qin said not very confidently, obviously she had never considered this issue before, "because Li Ergou wiped the acne ointment before entering the mayor building, it is a restricted civil Ability to act..."
Therefore, for Li Ergou, is the acne cream equivalent to alcohol or drugs? Li Ergou is not a human being at all. "Detective Li Ergou" is simply a sequel to "Csulu will also fall in love".