Chapter 1063: Teachers


If you think that Xiao Qin's cat bag is just a cat pattern on the surface of the bag, it is a big mistake.
This bag, which is the most important thing to sell, is a cat.
The cat is lying on the bed and squatting. Everyone has seen it. The shape of this bag is a cat with such a movement.
White, lazy, grinning cat, as the backpack is backed by the little celery, the two front paws point to the sky, the two hind paws point to the ground, and one tail swaying down the bottom, not careful If you look at it, you will think that it is Xiao Qin’s own tail.
I am not satisfied with playing the childhood sweet cat maid in the verbal, do you want to play it in reality, and you are willing to take it out. The design audience of this bag is only for primary school students.
Childish to naive, this cat is really cute, Xiaoqin came to class on the first day, and many girls who are not familiar with her used this cat bag as a topic to talk with her.
"Where I bought it, it’s so cute."
"Hey, it’s your mother who is a martial arts teacher. When the film was filmed, the foreign friends in the crew gave it to her. I really admire it. I know foreign friends too..."
Some people also lowered their voices and asked Xiaoqin: "I heard that because your parents are remarried, you are now a brother-in-law who is not related to Ye Lin. Ye Lin is not so perverted at home, has he harassed you?"
"No." Xiaoqin smiled and answered them. "Ye Lin is a childhood friend who grew up with me. The relationship between the two of us is very good. I will tie up with Ye Lin later..."
I coughed a lot in the distance, and Xiaoqin changed his mind: "In short, I will live happily and happily with Ye Lin in the future. Ye Lin’s classmates now look a little scary because they shave their heads. When his hair grows out, you will find that he is very cute."
"It's impossible to be cute." A girl spit out, "I think Ye Lin is not cute even if he has a double ponytail style..."
You have to comb the shape of the double ponytail, and then talk nonsense, be careful that I will sell you to Southeast Asia.
Because Xiaoqin deliberately concealed her, she is the chairman of the Qingzi Education Group, and now Qingzi High School is the principal of He Qimei, so most people think that Xiaoqin can make an exception and directly enroll in the second year. The light of me and Amy.
It’s really wrong, Amy’s no matter what, in fact, I borrowed the light of Xiaoqin.
Xiaoqin's cat bag zipper is set on the side, so when pulling the zipper to take the book, there is no illusion that the kitten is smashed (in fact, I think it is an operation from the side), and in the belly of this cat There is also a pink oval symbolizing the cat's belly.
This cat belly is a hidden storage bag that can be put in like a kangaroo's pouch. In the summer, Xiaoqin generally chooses to put a kettle. This wonderful design has attracted a burst of excitement from the girls.
Marvel at your sister, what a wonderful creature, is it a bag of cats, a bag of cats that are crossed with kangaroos?
As a result, I checked it with a smart watch and found that there are really animals like pouches in Australia. It’s really a big deal in the world.
Wait a minute, if you look closely, the bag cat has a "cat" in its name, but it has a pointed mouth and looks like a big mouse. It is simply a miniature version of the kangaroo. It is simply in the world. There is no bag of cats like Xiaoling's bag.
However, the squad leader did not have any resistance to the cute things. When she was picking up a small number of people, she went to the seat of Xiaoqin. She took a cat bag and had enough addiction and addiction. She looked at her expression and seemed to want to talk to other people. Like a girl, I personally carried it on, and then asked someone to take a photo, but it seems that the style of this bag is too naive, and it is not in line with her own style, I am embarrassed to speak.
Xiaoqin welcomed the squad leader’s visit to the cat bag and stupidly said:
"Rare squad leader, you will like this kind of thing. Ye Lin is still betting with me at home, saying that your future volunteer is to be a criminal policeman. I am sure that my mind is very mature, and I will not like such a low school bag like me. The squad leader is photographed with a cat bag, and your colleagues will laugh at you later."
"Yes... is that the case?" The squad leader bowed his head in disappointment. "Then I don't back, anyway... I am not the type that I can't sleep on at night."
Obviously, I want to recite it. Your reluctant eyes have already sold you out completely. The squad leader will be a lot easier to be honest.
Jiang Qian, who holds a custom crocodile bag every day, is very disdainful about the taste of Xiaoqin.
"Ye Lin’s sister-in-law is a primary school student. It’s not as tall as a high-level chest. How can a high school student really carry that kind of thing to school?

The small ear with a small ear was heard at a distance of ten meters. The face that she had just smiled was covered with a layer of frost, and the gloomy said:
"Ye Lin, I let my father sell Jiang Qian to Southeast Asia and you will be angry."
Hello, I sold my female students to Southeast Asia. I just verbally said that you have to take action. You are not allowed to sell people. You will sell your classmates on the first day of class. Female number one.
Because the administrative class has not been cancelled in the second year of high school, there is still a class teacher in the high school (3) class.
Our class teacher surnamed Guo, in her forties, is responsible for teaching Chinese. She is overweight and funny. The shortcoming is super chronic, and she is not worried about burning her eyebrows.
Suddenly, we think that the class teacher of our junior high school surnamed Yu, the two class teachers, surnamed Guo, surnamed Yu, is not the same as Guo Degang and Yu Qian. I really hope that you can form a partner and go to Deyun to go on stage to perform a cross talk.
On the first day, I went to the class to listen to Teacher Guo’s class. In class, he talked about night blindness and told everyone that the first person in the world to discover night blindness was Sun Yat-sen, the Chinese medicine king, and proposed to use rich in his book Qian Jinfang. Pig liver containing vitamin A to treat night blindness, achieved good results at that time.
"What,." Xiong Yaoyue was shocked at the following. "Sun Sizhen knew that pig liver contained vitamin A in the Tang Dynasty. Was vitamin A found by Hua Tuo?"
Teacher Guo suddenly failed, and replied: "I just use modern people's point of view to explain why there is curative effect on eating pig liver in "Qian Jin Fang". In addition, Xiong Yaoyue should not be in class C, now it is class B. Course, what are you doing here?"
"Oh, I forgot." Xiong Yaoyue patted the back of his head and jumped out of his seat. "I didn't sleep well last night, and today I went to Class B with my classmates."
After Xiong Yao’s rushing to other classrooms, Guo’s sweat wiped his face and continued:
"Night blindness, this kind of thing, not only people will get it, but also animals. For example, poultry, poultry are born with night blindness. Have you seen chickens come out at night? Then, I am talking about chickens in poultry, not people. what."
Teacher Guo, why do you have to emphasize this? The boys in the classroom are all smirking evilly. Even if the girls don’t understand, they understand it in the smirk of the boys. Only Gongcai Cai doesn’t know why. Laughing, I thought that I was too low in IQ and couldn’t understand the teacher’s lecture content.
Teacher Guo then slowly said a few jokes. I couldn't help but remind me of the old Chinese teacher Zhang Laotou. Although Zhang Laotou was angry, it was terrible, but it was also very funny. Is it true that all Chinese language teachers are so funny? Forced.
Next is the math class. The math teacher is a spirited and thin old man. He heard that he was retired from Qingzi High School after he retired from the third.
As the teacher of the key high school in the previous province, his teaching quality is not said to be that when he is in class, he will travel to the Eight Poles, and he will not know where the soul is, or suddenly say amazing words, such as:
"Life is geometric, life is geometry, so everyone must learn geometry."
In general, mathematics class B is still very lively, but since the squad leader is in mathematics class A, Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue are in mathematics class C, only Gong Caicai is in mathematics class B like me, and she generally does not dare to sit next to me. So I am a little bored.
"Look, it’s the singer Ye Lin." The classmates who came to class with me whispered in a faraway place. "We must stay away from him. I heard that he is Cao Gonggong. Master, the degree of metamorphosis is one hundred times that of Cao Gonggong. Maybe he will manage it during class."
Anyone who dares to say bad things about me is heard by me. I will sneak at him with the fierce eyes of my iron-blooded wolf, until he is uncomfortable, take time off to go to the bathroom, and the math teacher who does not understand why, why There are so many people in the class B class.
After the "2B connection" of the Chinese B class and the mathematics B class, I finally got the I class teaching of ideological and political, so I met with the small army of Xiaoqin, Xiong Yaoyue, Cao Gonggong, and the Ministry of Criminals.
The political teacher is a female teacher surnamed Liu, nicknamed "Liu Hulan". The reason for getting this nickname is because she keeps the same hairstyle as the portrait of Liu Hulan in the textbook. On the other hand, she is like Liu Hulan, who is taking the righteousness. The ideological realm is extremely high, and it often slams the depraved behavior of modern society.
Today is the first political class in the new semester. Teacher Liu Hulan gave us a heartfelt message about what she was deeply impressed when she was studying abroad.
"...the middle school I was attending at the time, the middle school principal was tortured in the Nazi concentration camps of World War II, so whenever a new teacher comes to school, he will hand a letter to the new teacher. The content of the letter is :
Dear teacher, I am a survivor in a Nazi concentration camp. I saw the scene that humans should not see: the gas chamber was built by engineers with expertise; the children were poisoned by knowledgeable doctors; the children were trained Well-known nurses killed; women and babies were shot by soldiers who were educated in high school or college. When I saw this, I wondered: What is education for? My request is: Please help students grow into human beings. Your efforts should never be used to create knowledgeable monsters, versatile perverts, and highly educated butchers. The ability to read, write, and count can only be valuable if our children are human. ''
When it comes to emotions, Liu Hulan’s eyes are full of tears, and the human soul engineer’s gesture shows the lonely shape of
all people are drunk and I am alone
.
As a result, in a silence, Cao Gonggong raised his hand and asked: "Teacher, you mean, as long as we don't study well, we won't become monsters, metamorphosis, and butchers."
"Shut up." Liu Hulan took a look at the table and slammed the table, and scolded Cao Gonggong:
"You can only do metamorphosis regardless of whether you learn or not, and you will give me the perversion of life."
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