Chapter 1136: 文斗

The Xu Shaoguan owner and the head confronted each other in the woods. I didn't have to fight with him.
Think about it, I was prepared to lose to Red Star Man in the bet. Now I have verified the true identity of the exposed demon. The next thing to do is to disclose this information to Red Star and others. At the very least, use smart watch recording to collect more evidence.
However, as a twentieth-generation descendant of Yin and Yang Sanshou, as a martial artist, it is hard not to be provoked by the strong.
Among the same-age people in Dongshan City, only Xu Shaoguan once made me into a first-class battle. The final result is basically no match. After two years, I learned all the yin and yang in the yin and yang. Even if there is still a must-kill ability, even if the owner of Xu Shaoguan has the bonus of the top underwear, it will not have much advantage for me.
So I took a deep breath and set my mind. I stepped on the four horses and reached out with my right hand. I provoked Xu Shaoguan’s owner to say:
"Come and come, let me see how you have grown in this metamorphosis in two years."
Xu Tianming did not answer any more. With his left leg as the axis, the right leg stroked an arc with almost residual images. The kicking attack that Taekwondo is best at will hit me.
Two years ago, because Xu Tianming changed his hand too quickly, I couldn’t unload his strength with the less skilled Yinyang Sanshou. In the end, I could only open the mad warrior mode and he was hard-hitting. Now I can finally use the fine version of Yinyang Sanshou. Deal with him.
However, Xu Tianming's kick has not risen to the same height as his waist. His windbreaker suddenly made a "squeaky" sound, and the button at the hem collapsed three times, and the fabric also showed cracks.
In the football game, this is a 100% Own goal. Xu Tianming is going to play the exposed devil in the public toilet, so his windbreaker is completely naked inside. Every button is buckled before the victim is found. Tight, he suddenly lifted his legs so high that it would not be strange to tear the trench coat.
The enemy showed a big flaw. At this time, I can go up and get a cheaper one. But as a head of the game, I will never lack the sports spirit like the South Korean stick in the Asian Games. So I stood still and did not move. Cleared up the scorpion and said:
"Xu Tianming, you can't untie the button of the windbreaker. It is impossible to fight me for three hundred rounds. After all, your taekwondo is dominated by the leg method..."
"Okay, then I will unlock the button and fight with you." Xu Tianming is also bold, and he will untie all the buttons of his windbreaker.
"Don't talk about it." I quickly reached for a stop in front of my eyes. "You don't wear clothes in your special clothes. Don't think that I don't know. You don't care if you are exposed to the birds. I don't want to be difficult to solve with a naked man. You should at least find a pair of underwear to put on yourself."
"I don't have underwear that I can wear on my body." Xu Tianming said in his head panties.
"Are you sure you didn't bring it?" I said, pointing to the top of his head. "The one you wear on your head is a women's underwear, but if you wear it upside down, you can still barely cover it."
"Treapy villain." Xu Tianming immediately yelled, "I want to lie to me to take the source of strength, I will not be yours."
I rely on, admit that the underwear on the top of the head is the source of my own strength, so you dare to deny that you are abnormal.
"I don't fight naked men anyway." I threw my own bottom line. "If you don't wear underwear, I will stop the fight and report your identity directly."
Xu Tianming stayed for a while, and took off the sunglasses on his face, leaving only a mask.
"Ye Lin, what you mean is that if I win you in this fight, you will keep me secret and not reveal my identity."
"Not bad." The pride of the martial artist made me so promised. "If you can beat me, I will not mention anything about you as a demon person. As long as you don't want to relapse in Dongshan City."
"Then, you better not to eat." Xu Tianming said with a clear eye. "The underwear on my head is clearly heard."
I rubbed, you have been perverted to think that the underwear on your head is a smart creature, do you have a private name for it, and that is the underwear of which unfortunate girl.
"I talk, but if you show me a bird, I won't fight."
I reiterated it again.
"I don't know how to turn your eyes." Xu Tianming smirked, "As long as you have these hands..."
"Hey, don't say that it's so easy to misunderstand, then I'm going to do it."
"Hey, Ye Lin, since you claimed to be the 32nd generation of Yinyang Sanshou, the various cowhidees have been blown away. Let me see you today, I can still win you without your feet."
I can't help but show my disdainful expression. "Bet you, you don't have to use your feet to practice Taekwondo. This is not the same as Naruto. You don't need Chaka, Kurosaki doesn't need a sickle."
Xu Tianming did not answer my words. The left leg was behind the front right leg, and some distances were fixed. Then the fists were clenched and the posture of the battle was prepared.
"Ye Lin, since it is a person in the martial arts circle, you must know that there is a difference between the martial arts and the fighting. Since today's home is relatively cool and not suitable for the martial arts, then the two are simply not moving. Standing on the ground with only two hands and fighting, which station is unstable and beaten by the other side, even if they lose."
I thought a little bit and thought that Xu Tianming’s request for such a condition was simply a self-seeking death, and I promised it.
Just kidding, the Yin and Yang Sanshou was originally the upper body boxing with both feet as the root and the main attack method with the arms as the main attack. It is very skillful in maintaining your own center of gravity and destroying the enemy's center of gravity. How can you practice the self-styled feet of Taekwondo? The enemy has won my big yin and yang.
I was full of confidence, and immediately stood opposite Xu Tianming in a symmetrical posture, sinking my shoulders and elbows, and not sending them. Waiting for Xu Tianming to take the shot first, I will make a good start.
"Writing...starting."
Xu Tianming shouted out the command and shouted at me with one of his fists.
I can't help but laugh: this punch is not enough speed, and Taekwondo really doesn't pay attention to upper limb exercise.
Between the electric and the Flint, my hands and one pick, I will turn Xu Tianming's fist away. I didn't move, Xu Tianming was almost out of balance by my inertia, and I couldn't help but appear in both eyes. Suspicious color.
"Hey, I don’t want to look at it for three days. Since the war with you, I have been steadily moving on the road of martial artists. You are going further and further on the path of perversion. Now you are wearing underwear. Not my opponent."
Xu Tianming quickly calmed down and stabilized his figure with the effort of a thousand pounds.
"It turns out that your yin and yang Sanshou does have some gold content. It seems that I can't beat you without defeat."
I don't believe it at all, I think Xu Tianming is bluffing.
Even if your Taekwondo is not pure enough, your basic framework is still based on Taekwondo. Even if you have really cultivated any tricks in the past two years, most of them are also on the legs. Do you want to kick me with your legs? I am not stupid, not without defense.
Xu Tianming’s legs did not move. He sank like water, took off his mask and explained his behavior:
"My trick is not yet skilled. I must eliminate all external interference when using it, so I can't hold any extra things on my head."
"Hey, compared with cotton woven hats, sunglasses and masks, the underwear on your head is the extra thing. It turns out that you have defaulted this underwear as part of your body."
Xu Tianming ignored my spit and continued: "Ye Lin, you learned the yin and yang from the high man. Can't I learn something else? In the eyes of the wise, everything is inextricably linked. The connection, just a year ago, I saw a martial arts cheat in Xinhua Bookstore..."
I wiped, which one is the Xinhua Bookstore where you went, is it a wholesale martial arts cheat, is it a dragon knives and a six-pulse sword set?
"Accurately speaking, the book is not a martial arts cheat, its title is "Dream Come True, Law of Attraction", the author's signature is "Science Happiness Seminar"..."
Your sister, isn't it the science happiness taught by Professor Bai and Fang Xin? The cult books have been sold to the Xinhua Bookstore. How can you understand the martial arts tricks from this book?
"Condensing the virtual image to become a real image..."
Xu Tianming swayed his lips, repeating a religious theory of scientific happiness as a chanting mantra. His expression is like a high-pitched singer, and his whole body seems to be that the entire external world does not exist.
Professor Bai once explained to me that
condensing a virtual image into a real image
means that the desire that you hope to achieve in your mind will produce a virtual image. As long as you repeat this desire in your mind, countless virtual images will overlap one by one. Finally become a real image, so that your wishes are truly achieved in reality.
For example: you want to eat spicy strips, thinking about eating spicy strips in your head in the morning, thinking about eating spicy strips in your head at noon, thinking about eating spicy strips in your head at night, thinking about it, you can’t sleep, finally Mother asked for five cents, went to the bottom of the store to buy a pack of spicy strips, so countless virtual images condensed into real images...
From the purely ergonomic theory, what kind of martial arts can be learned in the end? Although Xu Tianming’s posture is so full of flaws at this time, I am curious in my heart. I have to see for myself what his tricks are.
"call,."
Suddenly, I felt a strong wind hitting the direction of the right ear, destroying the power and smashing the mighty, even though Xu Tianming did not have any action.
After a long battle, I have already developed a conditional reflex, the right hand subconsciously lifted up the block, and the body was ready to further strengthen the force, but the result was nothing.
The punch of "噗", Xu Tianming's right hand is in the middle of my chest, Rao is that he did not give up 10% of strength to humiliate me, but also made me a huge shock, and finally managed to maintain the balance.
What happened to the wind just now.