Chapter 176: Rows of seats
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1944 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:48:25
Although I am a little sorry for any aunt, but "Tang Bohu war Chu Liuxiang" I am afraid it is really a bad film.
The evidence is that the large Full HD movie hall, during the prime time of the weekend afternoon, actually has a seating rate of less than 1/10, and most of the seats are empty.
On Friday night, I was afraid that I was completely prepared for the film because I was afraid of being unprepared. Therefore, I did not read the film review on the Internet.
The comment on Douban is this:
There is a unique title that attracts attention like "Tang Bohu War Chu Liuxiang". There is a martial arts guide who showed outstanding talents in "The Blood of the Chu Liuxiang". During the preparation of the film, the overwhelming advertisement caused The media continues to pay attention... However, does such a work mean all the rare qualities such as wonderful and wonderful? The answer is obviously not necessarily.
The comments of Baidu Post Bar are:
- I am SB! I am really SB! I actually read this SB film in the cinema! !
???Because I have the above understanding of this film, I no longer have any illusions. I only plan to spend an hour and 40 minutes in front of the big screen safely. Anyway, I am not only one of those who suffer from sin.
Due to the low attendance rate, there are a lot of vacancies. Everyone is looking for whatever they like.
Although Xiaoqin provided a movie ticket, in the name of the person I invited, we should have been the host, but for the squad leader, the students who are not in the second (3) class are their own brothers, so She naturally took the responsibility of the organizer and took everyone to the 35° angle on the right side of the theater. It is said that watching the big screen from here has the best view.
But specifically how everyone should sit, there is a little contradiction.
Xiaoqin first rushed to the fourth seat from the right, sitting on it would not get up, and called me to sit to her right.
I can probably guess what she thinks in her heart, because there is a large marble column on the left front of the fourth seat. If someone is sitting in the fifth seat, it will slightly block the view, plus today, there are few people. Therefore, the left and right seats of Xiaoqin are empty. In this way, she does not have to fear that a man is sitting on her left, causing her phobia to attack.
Needless to say, I hope that I can sit next to her.
However, the squad leader seemed to want to sit on the right side of Xiaoqin, taking the only girl except himself, and then arranging the younger brother to sit on his right side, and finally it was my turn and Cao Gonggong.
It may be my illusion, but I feel that the eyes of Xiaoshen under the sunhat are murderous.
However, when Xiaoqin looked up, the expression of the squad leader was smiling and amiable, and then began to cry out:
"Just let me and Ye Lin sit together. Ok (gt;_lt;) o~~~~ I and Ye Lin are sitting together watching movies, I am used to it~~~~ Ye Lin, I will be afraid of black!!"
When the squad leader saw Xiaoqin’s words, he was embarrassed to win the beauty of the people, so Xiaoqin asked me to sit on her right side.
Then the squad leader arranged for the younger brother to sit on my right side and then sit on the right side of the younger brother. It seems that he was deliberately separated from me and her by his brother.
Shu Zhe is not very happy: "I don't want to sit down with Ye Lin, he always likes to beat people! I last painfully for a week!"
The squad leader did not make concessions this time, as if his brother was not happy, and he was not willing to sit next to me anyway.
Not willing to take advantage of me better! Do you think that I am sitting in the middle of you?
Five people, four good positions, Cao Gonggong has no good place in this row, but he does not care, but he is more happy to sit in the back row, the row of viewers is less, he put the big backpack around In the vacancy, it was quite pleasant, and his fat body just sat behind me.
"It's convenient for us to chat with both the teacher and the teacher."
But Xiao Qin was not satisfied with the seating arrangement. She was shaking slightly. I thought she was angry and looked at her face carefully before she found out she was afraid.
Even the strokes are eye-catching, I finally understand, because the seats in the cinema are all close to each other, even if I am in the middle of the interval, Shu Zhe, this boy is still sitting too close to her, so it triggered her fear of men. .
So I replaced Xiaoqin with the current special situation to the squad leader.
"Is it so serious?" The squad leader knows that Xiao Qin is afraid of boys, but he did not expect to be at this level. "When the class is in class, the Niu Shili classmate sitting on your right is not a boy? Why didn't you see you because he was afraid? Can't get a class?"
In order to let Xiaoqin talk to the squad leader normally, I temporarily put Shuzhe to a farther position like a chicken.
"Class, squad leader... Because the tables and chairs in the classroom are at a certain distance, and the four-eye physics class represents quiet when attending classes. On the left, Ye Lin students keep encouraging me, so I can stick to it..."
The squad leader’s face is not very good-looking. I don’t know if Xiaoqin gave him a nickname, or because Xiaoqin said that she
continually encouraged
her when she was in class, destroying the sacred classroom discipline.
Shu Zhe heard it in the distance, and made a ridiculous laughter: "Afraid of a man? How is it possible? Ye Lin is not a man? I think Ye Lin is much more terrible than me!"
Seeing that everyone did not pay attention to him, he grinned and said: "In this case, I changed my position with my sister, so I am far enough away?"
The squad leader asked for advice from Xiaoqin. Xiaoqin thought for a while and nodded.
"...should be ok, the scent of seduce that I have relied on by Ye Lin, should be able to withstand my phobia."
Who will give off the smell of soothe the nerves! When you are a mosquito coil!
However, the support of Tuoqin, the squad leader and Shu Zhe changed their position. The current situation is that the left side of Xiaoqin is the squad leader on the right, and the two young girls with different styles on both sides make my singularity quite proud. Give birth to the illusion of holding the left and right.
Even in high-end cinemas, the armrests of the seats are very narrow, because both the squad and the squad are wearing short sleeves. If both of them put their arms on the armrests, the skin will be blind, so the squad leader simply puts his hands on his lap. The ridiculous lady's bag.
Once the squad leader was close to me, he was sitting in danger. If the outsider saw her sitting position, she might think she didn't know me at all.
At this time, Xiaoqin finally took off the sunshade that had been worn for a long time. Although the marshmallow was finished, she still had a balloon in her hand. Both hands were occupied. I didn’t know what to do if I started to stay.
She had a whimsy, first holding the balloon with a visor, and then placing the visor on the empty seat on the left.
Unfortunately, the sun visor was too light, and the lift of the balloon was too big. I almost took the hat like a hot air balloon basket and flew it up. Fortunately, I stood up in time and grabbed two things.
Xiaoqin started to come: "What to do, Ye Lin, when I watch a movie, I don't want to hold a balloon. Where should I put it?"
I replied heartlessly: "Is it impossible to poke?"
Xiaoqin made a cry that she was about to cry out: "No! Absolutely not! It is my heirloom, much more expensive than the Japanese royal three artifacts!"
Eh? Have there been Japanese three artifacts in the girl comics? Gossip Mirror, Grass Shaved Sword and Baji Qiong Jade... Both "Gundam" and "Naruto" have been quoted. It sounds like a very powerful thing, but some people say that the three things are actually China gave the Japanese king, and it is a big road in China.
But in any case, those three things are worth more than your balloon! You should be so guilty of hurting the feelings of a Japanese friend with water!
I returned the visor to Xiao Qin, and suddenly I thought of a good way to handle the balloon.
Chen Qin, have you heard of static electricity? As long as the static electricity is rubbed against the surface of the balloon, I can let it stick to the back of the front row!
Xiao Can blinked and seemed to think that I had a good idea.
"But, what kind of friction? If you use too much force, you will explode and blow the cinema into ruins!"
Are you a balloon or an atomic bomb! Even if there is no physical common sense, give me a little normal thinking!
I smiled black, holding a balloon and rubbing it on the hair of Xiaoqin.
"There is no better electrostatic generator than the hair! Don't move, be careful of the balloon explosion!"
Xiaoqin had to sit sullenly, let me rub the hair that she had carefully combed before going out.
In the view of the squad leader and others, I was undoubtedly bullying Xiaoqin, only because she was afraid that Xiaoqin’s baby’s balloon would be broken, and the squad leader did not come over to stop me.
But for Xiaoqin, she had some grievances at first, but gradually her face was red, as if she enjoyed the act of rubbing her hair with a balloon, as if the little cat was accepting the caress of the owner.
I felt that I couldn't achieve the intended purpose, so I didn't have the feeling of playing, and I put the balloon that had already generated static electricity on the back of the front chair. The balloon really stuck.
"Really yeah! Ye Lin is very good!" Xiaoqin sighed from the heart.
You have to be happy only now, my heart is laughing, the static electricity is very fragile, if you are a little shocked, the balloon will fly to the ceiling of 10 meters high, when you cry too late!哼哼哼哼哼
When she thought that the squad leader had to be nosy, she taught Xiaoqin to tie the balloon to the leg of the chair, and then used the cushion itself to block the top of the balloon, so that the balloon was not afraid to fly away because of the vibration.
Xiaoqin thought about it for a while, and found that it was indeed more stable than the electrostatic method. Although it was not from my opinion, because I wanted to leave the balloon as a family treasure, I did it according to the squad leader.
I am very angry about the squad leader’s behavior that harms others.
It’s finally time to turn off the lights and prepare to play the movie.
After four days of darkness, I suddenly found the back of the chair in the front row and was written with a highlighter.