Chapter 180: Karst landform
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
- 1959 characters
- 2021-02-10 01:48:31
Shuzhe just wearing a wig, are you not afraid of him? How much is your bitterness in Xiao Qin?
Not only not afraid, but also staring at the other side with great curiosity for a while, showing a happy expression.
I thought that Xiaoqin had seen the true face of Shu Zhe and found that his fear of men had a healing hope and cheered. I didn’t expect Xiaoqin to directly press on Shuzhe’s chest.
"Oh, I finally found a girl who was evener than me..."
The result is still not recognized! ? Put your hands down! If the other party is a real girl, you are doing this kind of action, and it is rude to say such cruel words!
Seeing the tears of Shuzhe’s eyes and grievances, Xiaoqin said in a comforting tone: "What's wrong? Is it being bullied? It doesn't matter, I will protect you! After all, it is a rare resource!"
What is a rare resource? Lack of milk! Complete airport! Just as you saw the big breast of Gong Caicai, you won’t be beaten. Now that you see a girl who is evener than himself, it’s a good feeling. Should she protect her from harm? This kind of mood, isn’t it the same as the second-lowest student who is afraid to count down to the first transfer?
Also, let me put your claws of Lushan holding Shuzhe's chest away! You pinch it like it seems to be quite strong! There is no chest at all, just as flat as before, you must think so in your heart! Do you think you are a bitter wife?
How scary this scene is! The little bullfighter who once thought of being a boy, unscrupulously touched the chest of the women's teenager who did not exist at all, and couldn't help but scream "噗噗噗"... My brain is confused! In the eyes of outsiders, you look like lily, but I always feel that you are doing the basics!
Until I came to the front, Xiaoqin didn't find that this girl was Shuzhe's pretending, she greeted me with excitement: "Come, come! This girl's chest is actually smaller than me! I am finally not the chest on the earth. The youngest girl!"
Seeing that I couldn’t show my expression, Xiaoqin thought that I didn’t believe what she said, and even pushed Shu Zhe to me and said,
If you don’t believe it, you can touch it yourself!
Xiao Qin, you are getting too much! In order to prove that your chest is not the smallest, it doesn't matter if you push a girl you don't know to your boyfriend. And who wants to touch the mother's chest! Do you think that I am a pseudo-mother control like Fan Chuan?
Shu Zhe, who was exhausted by Cao Gonggong, Fan Chuan, and Xiao Qin, wrote the words "Being badly played" all over the body. I feel that if I continue to do this, I should be shocked by the squad leader, so I will seize The wig, with a sigh of force, accompanied by Shuzhe’s two screams, finally smashed the wig.
Coincidentally, Shu Zhegang screamed, and finally found that the other party is a boy's Xiao Qin also screamed out, straight into my arms.
Shuzhe, who recovered his mind because of pain, ran back to the cinema hall at a speed never seen before. On the way, he saw Cao Gonggong who was intimate with him and said hello: "Pervert! I want to tell my sister to go. !"
I heard that Shu Zhe had to complain to the squad leader, Cao Gonggong shook his body, and the backpack with the camera almost fell from his hand.
The frightened Xiao Qin is still screaming in my arms.
"Ye, Ye Lin, I just touched other boys... my hand... my hand will rot!"
Although I have said that only Xiao Qin is my secret girlfriend, in front of Cao Gonggong, I always feel that there is no need to avoid suspicion. Anyway, he is called Xiao Qin.
So I didn't push the little celery in my arms, but instead patted her back and comforted: "Don't be afraid, it won't rot, you should just touch Chunge or Zeng Ge!"
"But...but I thought I finally found my own kind, but I didn't expect it to be fake!"
Xiaoqin’s expression is like giving a child a bad luck to Sanlu’s unlucky parents.
similar? Which kind? Do you think you are a poor milk star who wanders on the earth? On the contrary, Gong Caicai is the giant milk star who has been bullying you and laughing at you? Are you so anxious to collect the subordinates, is it intended to launch the final jihad against the giant Milk Star?
At this time, Cao Gonggong walked over and Xiaoqin quickly went to the side.
Isn't it, even if Xiaoqin stays there again, it is impossible to treat Cao Gonggong as a girl. If Cao Gonggong is dressed up as a pseudonym, even a group of people inside me will poke their eyes.
"The head of the adult, the disciple ... the disciple suddenly feels physically unwell, may be in the yin and yang, and I am afraid that I can not continue to accompany the head to watch the movie, please allow the disciple to retire first!"
Your sister's yin and yang are happy! You are afraid that Shu Zhe will complain to his sister, so that you will be approved by the squad leader! Are you going to run away with your tail now?
Before escaping, Cao Gonggong inexplicably went to the snack stall and bought a popcorn and gave it to me as a gift.
"What do you give me this stuff?" I wondered. "The big bucket hasn't finished yet!"
The popcorn that Cao Gonggong brought was specially requested by the clerk to be wrapped in soft kraft paper. I don’t know what it means.
Listening to me asking, Cao Gonggong laughed that it was a wretched one: "Hey - like a master who is so smart, I still use my disciples to remind me? Just poke a hole under the paper bag, it will be wonderful!"
After saying this, he hurriedly ran with his big bag, and he repeatedly turned back on the way to see if the squad leader had chased him from behind.
I am full of wondering to bring this bag of popcorn back to the seat. On the screen, Chu Liuxiang has used the "Tianyi Shenshui" war to fight Tang Bohu's "smiley half-step".
Like me, students who like to read martial arts novels may know that "Tianyi Shenshui" is a kind of poisonous and shocking, but in the case of Li Tianyi's case, I always feel that "Tianyi Shenshui" is a more disgusting kind. thing.
In fact, Cao Gonggong was a bit worried. Shu Zhe did not tell his sister what he was teasing. I am afraid it is too shameful to say the details.
The squad leader asked me why Cao Gonggong did not come back together. I casually said that he was caught by the security patrol because he was too ugly to influence the city.
The squad leader did not ask again, accepted the reason for this arbitrage, if she is not still absent-minded because of her brother in the reverse period, that is, the bad film "Tang Bohu war Chu Liuxiang" made her suffer, so she can understand some people. Why do you leave first?
For me to take back a bag of steaming popcorn, Xiaoqin is very happy as a foodie. The squad leader said that the old one did not finish eating and bought a new one. It was a bit wasteful and did not cherish the fruits of the farmer’s uncle.
"You don't care about the old ones!" I said, "In short, if you don't step up eating, this bag of hot will become cold!"
Like last time, I put this bag of popcorn on my lap, so that the small celery and the squad leader are easy to reach - Shu Zhe does not like to eat popcorn, according to his words, popcorn is a very rough The food, he bought the chocolate in his mouth, and did not mean to give it to others.
The heat insulation capacity of the paper bag is slightly weaker than the original paper tube. The hot popcorn is baked in my belly. I suddenly recalled what Cao Gonggong said before: poke a hole under the paper bag, it will be infinite.
Poke a hole? What can I do to poke a hole? According to the position where the paper bag is currently placed, if a hole is made, will popcorn not leak on my trousers? Unless I use something to plug it... use your finger? What does it have to do with the use of infinity?
and many more! Cao Gonggong’s words must be understood in the most shameless direction! Is it not to use your fingers to block, but should use... should you use JJ? ?
The degree of metamorphosis is enough, but isn’t that good? Only Lu Yin will be so dry, isn't it? Popcorn that has just been out of the pot must be reddened by JJ? This is not self-abuse!
I just thought of it, the squad leader just reached out and touched the paper bag, and pulled out a small popcorn to the middle of his lips. Xiaoqin was much more greedy, and he took a lot of it at a time.
Although it is summer, my heart is cold and sweaty.
Cao Gonggong, you are too abnormal! You suggested that I poke a hole under the paper bag and then secretly put JJ in it, so that the squad leader and Xiaoqin might touch the popcorn when they caught the popcorn? This is not the equivalent of giving me a plane in disguise!
The operability is so strong, I seriously doubt Cao Gonggong, and even Director Cao personally used this method to combat it! And the girls around me are not one but two. If I do this, their alternating behavior of popcorn is a double stimulus for me. While worried about the conspiracy, while the popcorn is getting shallower and shallower, I look forward to the moment when the fingertips meet... How many metamorphosis I have! If I do this, I will definitely spray the gods in the middle of this pile of food! And is the added popcorn possible to be eaten by girls? Cao Gonggong, you even calculated this step!
When I was thinking about it, I couldn't help Xiaoqin to dig in the middle of popcorn. "I found the following hotter and sweeter!" She grabbed a popcorn and ate it like a hamster.
I suddenly felt that there was a million grass horses flying in my heart.
It doesn't matter if you eat popcorn. Don't dig so deep, can you stimulate the place that should not be stimulated?
Now, although I have not poked a hole under the paper bag, I have also deformed the paper bag! It became a karst landform like the Thousand Needles, and there was only one stone column with a wandering shape, and the popcorn was squeezed to both sides!
The paper bag placed on my lap is now extremely stable without hand support!
What makes me extremely hated is that at this time there was a more beautiful martial arts shot on the big screen. Although it was only a short five minutes, but a few patient audiences were attracted. The squad leader reached for the popcorn. The frequency is therefore higher.
Auntie, do you have a hatred with me? Put the martial arts you are responsible for in this section! Don't you know that I am trying my best to change the karst landscape in the paper bag? Now Xiaoqin and the squad leader are left and right, taking turns to get the popcorn in the paper bag, which is comparable to the torture of the top ten tortures in the Qing Dynasty!