Chapter 224: Mao's problem

There are big horns and PHS, the two gossip people, and I and Niu Shili’s bet with Fu Yanjie quickly passed to the squad leader’s ear.
"Ye Lin, I heard that you and the Niu Shili contest who scored more, the loser to drink a whole bottle of Fu Yan Jie?"
During the afternoon break between classes, the squad leader came over and asked me with an unbelievable expression.
"Hey, it’s not that I’m more than two people.
I corrected.
It’s the total score of my team and other players!

In fact, the two sneers are barely pretending. The more the cows and ten people work hard, the more I laugh.
"Is one person struggling with four people?" The squad leader's black eyes screamed and groaned. "You are so confident? What if you lose?"
"Wow, hahaha, how can I lose?"
In the classroom of the second (3) class, the expression is unnaturally strong, and the incoherent person is me?
"No matter how hard the mortal can work, I can't beat the genius! Moreover, my NB level is no longer a word like 'genius'! I... I am God at all! Those mortals will be on the road to surpassing God. When I touched the wall of sigh, I finally realized my stupidity and weakness, and I burst into tears and received the confession of the woman!"
My arrogant rhetoric of the king's tyrants, bursting out from the chest with a swaying tone, can make the beast change color, no stone nod, the squad leader is scared in front of my mighty Tianwei, trembled, and quickly 跪Down the to pay guilty: "Ye Lin adults, I as a mortal dare to question your ability, it is really daring, please forgive me!"
I must have guessed it. The above natural section is completely self-fantasy. In fact, the squad leader only half-squinted at me and scorned:
"Have you taken the wrong medicine?"
Eh? What is your attitude? Even if you don't want to ask for forgiveness, at least you should say something to encourage me! I am going to cross the raging river that is full of women's health and enthusiasm for the honor of the second (3) class!
After hearing that I claimed to be a god, and the other players were mortal, Niu Shili was discouraged to take other players to the playground to practice the ball. They walked in the hallway and discussed that they must be unlucky.
"Ye Lin, you... you have a white hair..."
The squad leader didn't know why he opened the subject and looked at her expression. It turned out to be suddenly uncomfortable.
What can I do with a white hair? Originally, I was an oily hair, and there was a lot of dandruff. I didn’t care for it at all. Occasionally, it’s not surprising that a hair is malnourished. Even if it’s too much pressure on me, it’s rushed. how about it? A real warrior like me, Taishan does not bend over the top, even if it is on the guillotine, you have to tell the executioner a joke, even if the mortal of the whole world is united to deal with this god, don't want to make me sullen!
The squad leader didn't seem to care about how my hair turned white. She just thought that this white hair stood out among my black hair and made her uncomfortable.
"You pull this white hair out."
The squad leader said in a tone of negotiation.
"Hey? You said that I was unplugged and I was unplugged. I was told by others that I have no face!"
"A hair is all, what can you do if you pull it out!"
The squad leader's tone was so fast that a pretty face was slightly red.
I didn't understand why the squad leader was so obsessed with a hair at first, but to be honest, I liked to look at her anxious look, so I yelled:
"Don't you know the story of Xia Houdun in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms? The body and the skin of the parents should not be abandoned! Even if it is only a hair on the head, you can't say it!"
"You are a sophistry!" cried the squad leader. "You are not an ancient person. Do you usually have a haircut? Will you eat the cut hair back into your stomach after you finish the hair?"
When the squad leader spoke, his eyes still looked at the white hair of my forehead, as if it was a spike in her flesh.
I suddenly realized.
It is the squad leader’s obsessive-compulsive disorder!
Everywhere is required to be fair and reasonable, so that everything is in its own right position. From the perspective of "Dragon and Dungeon", it is "a lawful and good camp". From a medical point of view, it is obsessive-compulsive disorder!
I remember that the squad leader was different when he walked and biked! Shu Zhe also told me that the squad leader who never spent money once saw a row of jigsaw puzzles in the store, because the unopened jigsaw puzzles were all messed up, and the squad leader was uneasy, so he had to spend all his life. Buying home and fighting all night! The puzzles are now also collected in a safe place at home, so that no one can touch them, because once they mess up, they have to fight from the beginning!
One of the main manifestations of obsessive-compulsive disorder is to demand that things around you remain intact, maintain balance, and maintain symmetry. It must be because my white hair that has been smashed halfway has destroyed the overall balance, so the squad leader will not be able to stand up after watching it!
If I have two white hairs, it doesn't matter. If I have two symmetrical white hairs, even if I look like a cockroach with a white whisker in the eyes of others, the squad leader will be satisfied with my symmetry! What is the twisted aesthetic of your door?
And why should I accommodate your aesthetics? Even if it is "female for the sake of self-confidence," it should be that you should wear the ultra-short skirt to show me the absolute field, what is my pure man!
So I lifted my left hand and looked at the watch, reminding her that there are many asymmetrical places besides the white hair. For example, I don't have a watch on my right hand.
"Hey, in short, this hair grows on the top of my head. It’s my freedom to pull it out. You have no right to ask!"
"You... why are you so stingy!"
"Hey, the squad leader is a little wider? This is my hair and not your hair. If it is your hair, you can pull it out!"
The squad leader glanced at me with a hateful look. "I don't want to pull a hair, but I also say that I am a god!"
Eh? What does it matter to be a god! Haven't you heard that especially likes to pluck hair to the twelve disciples? Is it because Judah did not betray without the hair of Jesus! According to you, Sun Wukong is because the drawing of a lot of hair on the road to become a battle to defeat the Buddha?
"I don't want to pull it anyway. You haven't heard the idiom ‘Can't extricate yourself?'

"It’s not an idiom." After correcting me, the squad leader said with gaze: "If you don't want to pull it yourself, then I can help you..."
At this time, Xiaoqin and the big horn came back from the outside of the classroom, and realized that someone was watching behind him. The squad leader’s hand had just stretched out, and before he had time to get in touch with my head, he shrank back.
Later, I heard that Xiong Yaoyue complained loudly to the people: The squad leader performed poorly in the volleyball practice of the day, and many mistakes that should not appear appeared. It was simply unclear what I was thinking.
The girl with many things immediately guessed: "I am in love! I don't know how to express my confession to my sweetheart, so I am upset!"
This topic caused the interest of the three and eight people. Three or five girls gathered together to learn about the whispering of the snoring. However, Xiong Yaoyue stood impatiently and threw the volleyball in the air.
"Hey, If you discuss the results, the squad leader who thoroughly understand the heart, just let me know ah! I send a love letter for her also, if the other party does not agree with me to beat his consent is also OK, give me short, quickly restored Normal state!"
After that, it was rare that a music lesson was not occupied. When everyone ran to the music classroom, I couldn’t sleep at the desk. I thought I would sit up and run the online store, or go to the playground. It’s good to go to practice basketball for a while.
Seemingly asleep, actually awake me, with the corner of my eye, I saw a girl with dark hair and long hair stalking quietly, as if the assassin in the online game was preparing to stab me.
Nima, this is not the squad leader! Your image can be a little different from the bright female policeman! The music lessons are all started. You don't lead everyone to sing, run back to the classroom, don't say, the action is like a thief, what do you want to do to me on the table!
I was curious and continued to sleep. After the squad approached me step by step, I carefully looked at the four people, and finally reached out and wanted to unplug the white hair in front of my forehead.
Sure enough, it came to my white hair!