Chapter 332: British chef

Since I posted on the Internet, this incident of revenge on private detectives has not been done. I watched my father’s calligraphy practice under the glass coffee table:
Up and down priority
, decided to do more important things first, and change the lock of my house. One change.
In a security door store in the back of the community, I picked up the "B-class lock" whose security is far more than a word lock. I spent more than 200 oceans and sent them to my house to put the lock on the door. .
There was business at 8 o'clock in the morning on Saturday. The other party was very surprised and very happy. I thought it was a good start for the weekend, so the asking price was still kind and there was no special pit.
Busy about changing locks, I did not go to Dongshan Lake today to find a master to practice boxing.
"Up and down priority", since I know that the word lock at home (also called A-level lock) can be easily opened, and someone is eyeing my family, I can't just leave, I must keep people before changing locks. Watching home.
Considering that my harem has not yet been built, there is no need to assign it, so I can only look at my own house.
Although she called Xiao Qin to come over, she would be happy to help me with the house, but because she insisted on going to school during her vacation, it was not particularly good to recover. Now I should rest at home, or don’t provoke her. I finally got a quiet time on the weekend.
I changed the lock at less than 10 o'clock. I looked at the brand new key and my heart was filled with a sense of accomplishment.
Hey, private detectives, and Pentis, see how the two of you have locked the locks, and you will be sighing from the back.
Suddenly I was idle and decided to go to Dongshan Film Studio for a lap.
What is the scene of Auntie’s absence? I heard that in the remote video to guide martial arts movements, when doing demonstrations, I have to turn around in the hotel room. I don’t want to see it, I can’t stop wondering.
Solemnly declare: Although I can see Amy is one of the reasons I went to the studio, but I did not think about my sister's underwear.
Last night, I had a dream. In my dream, I actually took off Amy’s underwear. After I took off, I lifted my underwear and shouted
20,000 yuan.
Then I threw a face of fear. ran away.
I rely on my image. If I did this kind of thing, then I would have no face to tell Amy that I am her brother.
At the time of self-review, the director of the incident, director Cao called me.
"Small leaves, why do you send me three boxes of A`V sticks, I didn't order them, and I didn't pay."

You don’t have to pay.
I laughed.
It’s what I gave to Director Cao to support the A film business.

Director Cao grinned and said: "It is not that you are going to find a pair of underwear, as Miss Amy's underwear to fool me, and then conscience, so give me these A`V sticks as compensation.

Director Cao Cao, you are not leaving your underwear in three sentences. Don't give me psychological pressure. I have already done a bad job in my dreams for my sister.
So I briefly said the matter of the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to check fake goods, of course, concealing Ai Shuqiao, private detectives, this is my family affairs, since Dad did not tell Cao, I have no reason to tell he.
Director Cao suddenly realized: "It turned out to be like this... But the Industry and Commerce Bureau will not come to check me. I am not afraid of fines, but in case I was organizing people to film..."
It is the organizer who takes a film. Rest assured, China only punishes the people who manufacture and sell fake goods. It does not punish the people who buy fake goods. It is as strict as the European and American countries. He said that he had not been to China before he was in China. At the airport security checkpoint, many Chinese people wore fake brand names and fake mobile phones. The result was forcibly confiscated by security personnel. A person with a full mouthful of Cantonese was more funny. The Italian suits all over the body were not genuine. Finally, the airport was only left with underwear, in fact, his underwear is also a fake brand, is the airport's mercy.
I heard that the three boxes of A`V sticks I gave him, as long as they do not admit that there is a sale, saying that they are buying and using, the Trade and Industry Bureau can not find you trouble, Cao director is a little relieved.
But immediately said: "There are so many A`V sticks in the trough, I bought it, how to use it."
"Director Cao, this is a feminine instrument, you can't use it for yourself."
"Well, um... this is also true. When I was in the second episode of "Blood War Jinling", I will hold a lucky draw to encourage netizens to participate actively. Take these A`V sticks as prizes."
That is, is the episode of the heroine who was raped by Jinling, and will watch this kind of micro-movie, only the otaku of the shackles is right, you give them a female A'V stick, it is to be troubled. What?
Before director Cao hanged the phone, he asked me to find Amy's underwear. He specially prepared a bank card containing 20,000 yuan for me, which was already hungry.
It’s your own hunger and thirst. If you can’t stand it, use A`V to explode your own chrysanthemum. I don’t want to give my sister’s underwear to others.
Sitting in the subway all the way to Dongshan Studios, it is noon, should eat.
Before finishing my own mood, I didn't look at Amy's RV for dinner, so I ran to the actor canteen, and I have been there many times before.
I personally ate the curry beef with more chili. I couldn't die. Kyle came over with the old translator. They sat opposite me.
Kyle greeted me through the old translation:
"I haven't seen you for a long time. Today I came over and asked you something."
I bowed my head and didn't talk.
"That, does Amy have anything special to eat? I always said that she would ask her to eat, but she looked down on my British chef and said that even if she was starved to death, she would not come to my dinner..."
Nonsense, British chef, is there a chef in Britain? There is an old joke in Europe that all British pigs have been killed twice, once in the slaughterhouse and once in the British kitchen. At the London Olympics, the horrible dish "Looking at the stars" is to insert the fish head into the toasted bread... The reclining is looking up at the stars or the death, and Zhou Xingchi’s of food is bursting into tears.
As for what Amy likes to eat, in fact, "Cake Chip Coke" is enough, but I said you will believe it.
Kyle did not answer, and entangled me, so I endorsed some traditional Chinese foods:
"Taro, flatbread, buns, dumplings, noodles, boiled fish, dumplings, dumplings..."
As soon as he heard the scorpion, Kyle showed a terrible expression.
"Hey, scorpion is still forgetting, this thing is not for people to eat, I really can't understand the Chinese people's eating habits."
Hey, are you a person who hires a British chef, dare to look down on our nephews, but I also think that the donkey is not particularly delicious, but it is always hundreds of times stronger than the British recipe. Not for people to eat, you go to see the host of the "Wild Survival" program, he is the British, the lice, cockroaches, cockroaches, rotten seals, rotten cow heart, rotten I don’t see anything interesting... Those are not people to eat.
Kyle continued to say:
"The days before were the Chinese Dragon Boat Festival. Amy gave me some gifts. It was a kind of unfilled dumplings. I was very happy to try the traditional food of mysterious oriental. I ended up eating and knowing that it was difficult to eat. It’s terrible, I don’t want to eat anymore in my life.

I am very surprised that the unfilled dumplings are normal. Some people still don't like to eat stuffed dumplings.
"No, yes..." Kyle stroked his hand. "It's the kind of stuff that doesn't have rice stuffing. It's just a hard-to-eat lettuce. It's really biting."
I was shocked and the curry beef was forgotten.
Isn’t Amy only giving him the hazelnut leaves that are shaped like a scorpion? How do you eat it? Where is the gift, it’s purely a whole person.
I suspiciously turned my gaze to the old translator who did not change color and was very proficient in simultaneous interpretation.
You should be right next to you, you are Chinese, Kyle doesn't know what kind of scorpion, don't you know, why don't you remind me, don't you just translate, other things don't matter, Kyle hires you The British chef is not counted, but the translation is to see you eating the scorpion leaves and not blocking it. You are a pig teammate in this team. How have you survived for so many years?
Just after dinner, I received a call from my dad. He said that after a week of blockade isolation, the Health Bureau finally announced that the bird flu was dangerously lifted and released everyone. He wanted to go home and give it to me. A surprise, I did not expect to find the door lock after the door, the key can not open the door...
I was really squatting in the trough, but I kept my father outside the door. I talked nonsense and left the studio to go back to my father.
The wind rushed home, and Dad was watching the old man playing chess downstairs. When I saw me coming back, I was happy to beckoning me.
"Xiao Lin, are you thinking about it?"
Dad, what are you selling? You have been shut down for a week. I thought you would look yellow and thin, and the spirit is languid. The result is whiter than the original, and the red light is full. What good things have you encountered?
I took Dad into the house and gave him a new key. As for why I changed the lock, I said that the neighbor’s big house was stolen, and I used the same lock as my family. My father praised me for planning ahead. Inheriting his ingenuity and preparing to express his sincere condolences to the neighbors, I hurriedly stopped him.
Since Dad was released, Ren Aunt must have regained his freedom.
On the same day, my dad asked me to go to a nearby restaurant to have a father and son to meet again. I think he made a big fuss, but as long as he is in a good mood, I am willing to accompany him.
"Hey, I have to go back to the hotel this evening and make up the progress of the textbooks..." Dad said faintly. "But today, there is no aunt in the room, I am a little lonely..."
Lonely your sister, people are just the situation that forced you to take you for one night, don't give me all the time to remember.
Although I will be very supportive if you are remarried, but the object must not be aunt, please don't give me a mess.