Chapter 365: Liquid on the face

Ming knows that Xiong Yaoyue’s smile is low, and Xiaoqin is going to tell jokes at the dining table of the cafeteria.
"There was a hunter who went hunting in the forest and met a bear..."
Nima is also a joke. You are not tired of coming and going. The squad leader is not saying that a good child can't tell such a joke.
Regardless of my blockade, Xiaoqin continued to preach: "The hunter fired a shot at the bear, but the bear was strong and agile."
The big horn obviously heard this joke, and her face was awkward.
"Xiao Qin, let's talk about it, don't talk about it in Ye Lin, it seems that our girls are very similar..."
PHS has lifted up the embarrassment with great interest. "I like this story very much. The hunter must have fallen in love with the bear..."
The rotten woman gave me back, you don't listen to it as a joke, but when the story is heard, in your eyes, the black bear is attacking, the hunter is right, this is a scene of a singer, the bear is not right, the person and The basic situation between people can no longer satisfy you. You have extended the territory of BL to other species. I once saw a story about Liaozhai on the Internet. I saw that half of the BL was written by a corrupt woman. Scholars fall in love with pangolins, wonderful, I can't wait to poke my eyes, Pu Songling is going to be angry with you, but I don't dare to take revenge for you because I am afraid that you will write a new story, saying that Pu Song I fell in love with Cao Xueqin.
When Xiaoqin said that
the bear has escaped the shooting agilely
, Xiong Yaoyue has finished eating the meal and is drinking his bottle of yogurt. The result is suddenly laughing and squirting. What is ridiculous because of his own The number is "Little Bear", and I think of the way I twisted my flash bullets, so I laughed.
It doesn't matter if you laugh, the yogurt is sprayed out, and it is sprayed out from the nose and mouth. The palace color sitting next to you is not prepared. You are sprayed with a face, white, sticky. The yoghurt is stained with hair, eyelashes, and tops. It seems that the palace color is shot by the human face.
Xiong Yaoyue not only did not apologize, but also pointed to the stunned Gongcai Cai laughed, and also planned to use the mobile phone to take pictures, so as to remember.
"Hahaha, look, the color is not like the actors in the Japanese A film."
I admit that I have seen the A film without any concealment. It is estimated that I will go to the Internet cafe to play LOL with the game team. When I am bored, I can find it on the hard disk of the Internet cafe machine. Your thick lines are a bit too much. If you are a boy, it is proper. It is sexual harassment of Gong Cai Cai.
Xiaoqin fears that the world will not pick up his mobile phone. "I, I have to take one."
What kind of excitement do you have, because the chest of the palace color is N times yours, so you have been resentful, or the personality of the little bully in your heart has not disappeared, you must find another object of bullying before you give up. what.
"How, how can this be..."
Gong Caicai whimpered in a sad voice, took out a pack of handkerchief paper from his pocket and tried to wipe his face clean.
"Haha, confiscate." Xiong Yaoyue took the paper bag away without heart and soul.
Gong Caicai wanted to take the paper bag back, but Xiong Yaoyue pressed her head with one hand and pressed her to the seat. The palace color was short and short, and I could only see the paper bag being beared by Xiong Yao. In your hand, you can't get it anyway.
"Give me back, I... I am going to be angry."
The threat of Gong Caicai was not convincing, and the milky white liquid dripped from her cheeks, causing my bad association.
"Call my husband, I will return it to you." Xiong Yaoyue said haha.
As they screamed at them, Xiaoqin took a picture of Gong Caicai.
Then the mouth corners up, showing a black belly expression, I don't know what I am thinking.
"Oh, then just send the photo to Cao Gonggong..."
What is the relationship between Nima and Cao Gonggong? Is it because Cao Gonggong respects you as a teacher, so I have already listened to you? You intend to hand over the precious materials of Gong Cai Cai’s face to Cao Gonggong, so that his PS shame is even more Big evil photo, Gong Caicai has never provoked you, why should it corrupt her reputation, the poor milk star and the giant milk star are really incomparable.
At this time, the big horn has been up to stop Xiong Yaoyue, but PHS puts his hand on his chest, if it is lost.
Sure enough, it is a case caused by the amount of milk, because the chest of the big horn is not small, so she participated in the struggle between the first chest (Miyao Choi) and the third chest (Xiong Yueyue), and the same as the poor Celery and PHS, but a gloating, a stand-by.
"Little bear, you have done too much." I patted the table to get her attention. Since she was living with my buddy and the buddy made a mistake, she should point it out straightforwardly.
"Hey, is there?" Xiong Yaoyiu scratched his head. "I think it's okay~~~"
That is the extent to which you feel "good". For Gongcai Cai, it is "super bad". Although Confucius has said: "Do not want to do it to others," you should not apply it in reverse. You can Accepted jokes, Gong Caicai can not accept, people will cry out.
I took a pack of handkerchief paper from my trouser pocket and handed it over to the palace.
"Use this to wipe your face. When the yogurt is dry, it will not be easy to wipe."
Gong Caicai was awkward and shy, and he gratefully passed it.
Next I ordered Xiao Qin:
"Delete the photo you just took."
Xiaoqin immediately pretended to be stupid: "Hey, I just took the canteen aunt, because she looks very much like a room, so I have to shoot it for my mother..."
It’s awkward to say awkwardly, and even if the cafeteria aunt is really a bit like a room, you can take it back to let Auntie see what is the use. Isn’t Aunt’s crew lacking a
sunrise in the East, unbeaten
The second forced role.
I took Xiao Qin’s mobile phone and deleted the photo of Gong Caicai in three places.
Nima is really a good evil photo. If Cao Gonggong really made it into the A`V cover, it would be a bit confusing. On the forum, there must be thousands of "seeking seeds" to reply.
Look carefully, hey, how do you have so many photos of my cell phone, some of them are sleeping on the table, some are playing basketball with people on the court, and some are drinking under the shade of trees. ... When did you steal and shoot, there are hundreds of photos in the mobile phone, I don’t know how many shots have been made, how many have been burned into CDs forever.
I was very angry to delete all the photos that I did not allow.
Xiaoqin couldn’t stop it, and she was crying at the dinner table, but I knew she was crying.
"Hey~~~~ Ye Lin is too much."
I finally tried to return the cleaned handkerchief paper to me, but I saw Xiaoqin crying and thought it was because of my own reasons.
In order to protect her interests, I will not hesitate to hurt my own childhood. In her eyes, I will not look at me like this.
"I'm sorry." Gong Caicai took a deep look and apologized to Xiaoqin. "Please don't cry any more, otherwise, I...I..."
She managed to hold back the lacrimal gland, and she was crying by Xiao Qin’s crying, and she was going to shed tears.
Hearing the apology of Gong Caicai, Xiaoqin looked up from the table and had no tears on his face.
"If you give me the chest, I won't cry."
"That, that kind of thing..."
For the unreasonable demands of Xiaoqin, Gong Caicai actually seriously considered it.
"Sorry, that kind of thing can't really be done."
Because the most savage Xiong Yaoyue did not really take a photo of the palace color, this incident has come to an end.
After listening to my "friends" advice, I realized that my faulty Xiong Yaoyue had bought a bottle of yogurt from Gong Caicai as an apology, and said extremely eagerly to Gong Caicai:
"If you don't get rid of it, just spray me."
Then close your eyes and look like you willingly.
Gong Caicai certainly won’t do that, she said weakly:
"As long as you bully me less in the future..."
After lunch, I received a call from Director Cao.
I was still worried that he would let me steal Amy's underwear. This time I will not agree anyway. Even if he has 30,000 yuan, I will refuse it.
In fact, it is not particularly picky. If you bring some dog food, you can buy Amy's underwear from Obama's mouth, but this important information will never be shared with you.
As a result, Director Cao did not mention the underwear, but discussed with me. He wanted to make the video of the "head panties, magical powers" that was madly transmitted online, and made a super weapon to promote "Blood War Jinling".
Cao Gonggong and I said casually, you are still serious.
"Small leaves, my son is not talking about it, don't look at his young age, as much as I have a market vision."
That is, ps naked? According to that back, he made a lot of money.
"I intend to officially promote you as Wu Sheng's stuntman, let you go to the "Little People, Big Dreams" TV talk show..."
Hey, I also invited Su Qiao to tell her about the journey from a dragon actor all the way, and the ratings are not very high.
"What is the rating, depending on the content, content, I intend not only to invite you, but also to invite your opponent, and then let you have the tops in the talk show, so the ratings will be clouded."
Your sister, it’s shame on the cloud. If I really go to TV like that, I will never go back to school in the 28th. Anyone don’t stop me. I want to hide in the mountains. Hunters and bears who are engaged in human bears, don’t bother me when you arrive.
In order to be able to hype his own micro-movie, Director Cao desperately asked me who the leg was, and how much it would cost him to wear underwear to participate in the show.
Nima people are not bad money. People are the main owners of Jinsheng Taekwondo Hall. Although he always does this kind of underwear, he will never do it on TV. In that case, his father’s business. It should be down, the female students will not run away, the male students will leave because they are suspected to be abnormal, when Xu Jinsheng can only sell the industry, change the province to develop from scratch, maybe before leaving By the way, kick you to death.
I sternly refused the request of Director Cao, saying that I don’t know the person who is fighting with me, and that the TV on the top of the panties, even if I bring the 2 million that the investor gave you, I will not do it. Do it yourself.
"The top underwear is nothing to me." Director Cao said, "I have done it in an entertainment show in Japan... but this time my underwear is useless. Only you, the head and underwear, can attract Eyeballs."
After that, Cao gave me a lot of conditions, such as letting me be the hero in the next movie. I highly suspected that his next movie was an A film, and he refused him.