Chapter 375: For the Father
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I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl
- Scrap Iron Walker
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- 2021-02-10 01:49:38
I stood outside the door and eavesdropped on the conversation between the aunt and the dad in the room. After a while, I felt that someone was coming to the door.
I hurried back N steps, pretending to be just coming over, and sure enough, the door was opened from the inside, and Auntie rushed out, and Dad advised him in the back.
"Red glass, don't worry, the necklace is not necessarily lost in the hotel..."
Auntie was furious and said: "Whoever allows you to be so numb, do you want to die?"
Although I wore sunglasses, Dad recognized me at a glance, at least I was born, not a fee.
Dad pointed in my direction, "Don't be a child..."
His voice is very small, and any aunt may only hear the word "child".
"What,." Any aunt's face is discolored. "You don't have enough money. You still remember to have children. You are shameless. The next day I ate a few pieces of Yuting, and I will never be pregnant with you."
When I walked closer, I asked Auntie to know the words, and stunned our father and son, and then disappeared at the end of the corridor without saying a word. It is estimated that the floor manager asked the necklace to go.
Into the door, my father and I looked at each other and smiled.
"Dad, you really didn't hide your aunt's necklace."
"I really don't have it." Dad spread his hands with both hands. "I am not stealing the cowherd of the Weaver Girl's bath. The Cowherd hides the Weaver's clothes and can force the Weavers to marry themselves. Is it also my idea?"
"That's not necessarily." I muttered. "The cowherd is a proletarian, you are a commentator..."
Jokes are jokes, I have to do today's business.
I gave tea and beef jerky to Dad with a smile. I haven't waited for the composition to request a signature. Dad doubts:
"What have you done sorry for me?"
"No, no." I said as I handed the essay, "I just helped the dad you blew a little cow, hoping not to be surprised."
Dad looked at the ten lines and slammed my composition.
"I did have students involved in the design work of Shenzhou 10, but it doesn't matter to me."
"And you said that the United States sent a female spy to seduce me, where is the man?"
Hey, what is more dissatisfied with this one? You will not treat any aunt as a female spy for the time being.
"I also said that I have a general rank and threaten your language teacher. If you don't give you a high score, you will do the same thing as Li Tianyi..."
"I tell you, Li Tianyi has a lawyer, I don't want to ask you a lawyer, and I am the first to interrupt your leg."
The majesty of his father, who had never appeared in N years, appeared on his father's face for a short time. I felt that my heart was very useful.
"Although I am barely a general."
Wait... Wait, what do you say to Dad, when do you not pay attention to me, and mix yourself into General Ye Yuanfeng, why don’t you tell me so important information, as the general must have the power to mobilize armored vehicles, recently I feel that the harmonious future of the harem is not optimistic. I will lend me the armored vehicle so that I can avoid the squad leader's shotgun and Xiaoqin's hatchet.
I grabbed Dad’s collar and asked him to armored the car. Dad quickly changed his mind:
"Not a true general. I was deliberately praised a few words in North Korea in the latest A film commentary. As a result, the president of the HHH Association was particularly happy, and I sealed a general with me..."
"Of course, the president didn't talk to me directly. His Mandarin seems to be bad. It was told by an agent named "Cui General". In fact, this Cui general is also very strange in Mandarin..."
"In addition, Director Cao was also sealed by the president. It is estimated that this rank is probably an internal class of the HHH Association. It is eligible to enter the hidden section of the forum..."
There is a fart to use, even the armored car can not claim to be a general, and your president is too self-conscious, a wretched male concentration camp, and actually gave the organization members a rank.
Although Dad is not a general who can dispatch troops, I am very sorry, but he still signed my essays with great ease, just complaining:
"Don't be bragging next time, and this beef jerky is a bit hard..."
It doesn't matter, next time I brag in the composition, I will buy you with softer beef jerky.
I slept in my dad's room that night, and it was two beds in the standard room. I didn't have to be idle.
Dad and I chatted late into the night, besides taking my sunglasses for fun, I just wanted to ask me to ask, what kind of preferences does Auntie have?
I really want to chase after my aunt, and I am bent on turning Xiaoqin into my sister.
"Dad, you... you put it down."
There is no need to say anything between father and son. Of course, I mean whether Dad has let go of Ai Shuqiao’s feelings.
The hesitation that flashed in Dad's eyes made me sink, but he said:
"Probably also... it’s time to let go..."
No, it really didn't let go. Ai Shuqiao injected the toxins in her father's body. It has not been completely exhausted. When I looked at the animal scene of the Discovery channel, I thought the platypus was the only poisonous mammal. As a result, I was big. Wrong and wrong, all the women in the world are poisonous. The more beautiful the woman is, the more toxic it is.
However, compared with Ai Shuqiao, is it true that Auntie’s toxicity should be milder? Must it be poisoned by poison, compared to letting Dad stay in the emotional abyss, even if he is a stepmother, let Xiaoqin become a sister. Should I help Dad to catch up with Auntie?
A very difficult task, even if it is achieved, I don’t know if it’s a blessing or a curse.
But the result of letting Xiaoqin become a sister, I am quite looking forward to it. I really want to appreciate the expression on her face at that time.
Anyway, after I have experienced so many things with Xiaoqin, I will become a little worried if I don’t put her around. Just let her become a sister, and become a day-to-day relationship with me, but there is a huge gap in the middle. Sister.
I had a sweet dream that night, dreaming of Amy and Xiaoqin, all in the name of my sister, followed me to the grass for a picnic, it was a peaceful and carefree, and we later met the squad leader.
The squad leader called me under a tree and told me that she had something to tell me.
What else can be worried, I thought, the people who are in the way no longer exist, if you like me, just say it, since you advocate saving, we have a simple marriage, there is a small forest next to it, it is better Cave room...
As a result, the squad leader said in the tone of seeing the red dust: "Actually... I am also your sister..."
Lying in the trough, I was awakened directly to me. My dreams have become a nightmare. When I meet a girl, it is my sister. When you are a Duan Yu.
And the squad leader, your birthday is bigger than me, even if the dog blood became a relative with me, it should be my sister, don't come into such an unscientific dream.
The next day, I wrote a little homework in my dad's room. It was also worthy of the squad leader's Friday night.
I will seriously write homework, please don't become a blood relationship with me. This is my life's request.
Suddenly thought, unconsciously, the squad leader's toxin has invaded my body.
You are dubbed "justice", and you will use toxins like other women, and you don't match them.
Shantou drove away all the thoughts. After I had lunch with my dad, I was temporarily separated. I will not say it for a while, but Dad has a textbook to write.
Some time ago, because of the avian flu was blocked, and later there was a case of aunt, my father lost a lot of time, it is estimated that the progress should be behind, but fortunately, He Shushu is reasonable, and did not urge him.
Don't let down Uncle He's enthusiasm, save the time to write A-chip reviews and edit the textbooks. You please the president of the HHH Association, and the short-selling generals used it.
On the way, I was free to make a phone call to Xiao Qin.
"Ye, Ye Lin, classmates."
I heard the sound of the water coming from the other side.
"I, I am washing my hair, my face is full of foam, I can't open my eyes..."
Hey, don't pick up the phone when you are washing your hair, and it's connected so quickly. You are always holding your phone around, and going to the bathroom is no exception.
"You are washing your hair, then I will wait a little longer to fight..."
"No... No, the steam in the bathroom is not cold at all. If Ye Lin has anything to say, let's talk."
Cold, this kind of weather actually says that he will be cold, isn't it... not a shampoo, but a bath, is there a piece of clothing on his body, is it completely naked? In that case, I have to pick up my phone. .
"Ye Lin, my mobile phone can take pictures ?~?"
"I know, your broken mobile phone, except for its good looks, can take pictures. Even the Internet doesn't work. What do you do now?"
"(^__^)嘻嘻... If Ye Lin wants, I can take a picture of myself and send it to you in a multimedia message~?"
Self-portrait naked hair photo to me, who wants to see your face full of foam, close your eyes, even your eyes can not open, you will certainly slant the photo, vague, more importantly If you can't use your eyes, you will definitely send a MMS message. Although you may not have a male in your contact, it is a big accident if you send it to Auntie or the squad leader. Anyone can guess. What is going on, definitely hit your ass, as the squad leader may think you are going to marry her.
Refused Xiao Qin, the "Twenty-eight Zhong Yan Zhao Men" incident disappeared invisible, I asked:
"Xiao Qin, you know, what does Auntie like at all?"
"Oh." Xiaoqin felt very strange and couldn't help but giggling later.
"Ye Lin, this is... Did you start to please your mother-in-law? I don’t think Ye Lin’s classmates are quite traditional..."
"...In fact, I don't have to worry about it. Even if my mother doesn't agree, I threaten to drink pesticides, and I will force my mother to marry me."
Don't make a beautiful dream, who wants to please my mother-in-law, I want to please my stepmother, so as not to be abused by Cinderella in the future.
After asking for a long time, Xiao Qin did not tell what Auntie liked, but it is quite certain: Ren Ayi hates being taken care of, most hates the despicable villain, and most hates men's heart...
Dad is not the kind of person who shuts his wife after he gets married. I think that the special skill of Dad is that no matter who you marry, he will eventually turn himself into a wife and a strict wife. It seems that he prefers to manage his wife. Managed by his wife.
The despicable villain should have nothing to do with Dad. You can see that he sells adult products and can sell such a thin cloud. If he returns to the ancient times, he will be called a benevolent gentleman, but he just doesn’t know whether to write a piece of comment. Despicable and shameless.
As for the heart, Dad should be absolutely unconcerned. When I was 7 or 8 years old, I often had a young girl wearing glasses and a braid (later I knew that it was a dad’s student). I ran to my house to ask my father for life. The problem, I also desperately sent me sugar to eat my reputation, now I think I really want to marry my father and father, my father is afraid of delaying others, deliberately give her face, finally let her cry and run I haven't come back since I lost it. My biggest source of snacks is gone.
It is my flower radish plan, which will cause the aunt's anger, I really need an armored car, I need to defend the squad leader's shotgun, Xiaoqin's hatchet, and any aunt's broken bones to kick.
The crisp, watery sound of "啪" came from the handset and sent me back to reality.
"Hey, Ye Lin, you guessed what was the sound of my shot."
Don't let me listen to the strange noise of "啪啪啪", tell me what I like aunt.
"Ye Lin must ask my mother's favorite things, it can only be me..."
"What."
"Mother's favorite thing is her daughter, so as long as you are good to me, my mother will like you too..."
Don't make a mistake, I am not trying to chase you, but to let my father chase your mother. Is it necessary for my father to take you to the playground in order to please Auntie?
In the end, I didn't find out what Auntie had in the end. In addition to the special preference (except Xiaoqin), I lost the necklace that my mother passed to myself. It seems that Auntie is really anxious.
At this time, the taxi had stopped at the door of my home. I paid the money and let Xiaoqin go to the shower first, then I hung up.
"Oh, how do Ye Lin know that I am taking a shower," said Xiaoqin, pretending to be amazed. "This is the next son Ye Lin knows that I am talking to you "naked"... so shy."
Naked `Talk to your sister, shy your sister, you obviously said that you want to shoot naked, send it to me, and pat your thigh or ass, deliberately let me listen to the sound, after I become your brother, be sure to be good Discipline this debauched sister.
In the evening, I was operating an online store, listening to "Uncle Fireball" complaining about why the "guest balloon" was not on the shelves, and when answering a question about the power consumption of a female customer about the massage, the mobile phone on the desktop rang.
It took a look at Xiong Yaoyue’s phone, but at her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to
Vini
.