Chapter 4: My genius plan

After returning to the home where Dad and his two lived, Xiaoqin’s affairs still bothered me.
"Hey, hey, didn't you think? I bought it too much!"
Dad’s room was not closed. He was sitting in front of the computer and had a terrible topic with the client on the other side of the network.
Of course, my dad is not a trafficker. Although he is useless, he has not fallen to that point.
Because I couldn't stand the blow of my mother and his divorce, I resigned from the post of a university lecturer, and one person pulled me so much by the income of the online shop.
Normally, should I thank such a dad? When I was not full moon, my mom ran away with the foreign teachers in the same university. I still don’t know where to go. Even if I saw the old photos of my father's collection, the woman who smiled very sweetly in the photo couldn't make me feel warm to my mother.
Dad's head is not short, there should be 183CM, but the legs are a bit short (I am also this type of body), a pair of black-rimmed glasses wearing a Sven Wen, very university lecturer's style. He is also very good to me. He does not tell me what can and can't be done as an elder. Instead, he uses friends to communicate with me on an equal footing.
Is such a dad still not satisfied? I believe many people will accuse me of being greedy.
- But Dad's Taobao shop is too shameful!
Harmony. I used the premise once, specifically, it was sold to the otaku who were unwilling to contact with the society and completely failed in life, to deal with the unusual props.
For example, H Man, airplane cup, prostate stimulating vibrating egg, cartoon girl who is not covered with clothes, all the naked cat ears, shy posture, full-scale silicone inflatable doll...
Once, my dad even promised me mysteriously. As long as I can get to the top fifteen in my class (44 in our class), I can get the right to choose one of the H in the online store. .
"I recommend the aircraft cup! The R20 model's wind rating is very good!" He suggested awkwardly.
I refused my father in a cold place.
At my age, there were almost no boys who hated H, but in any case, I didn't want Dad to know what I bought, let alone use the things my father sent me to fly.
Sometimes, there is a dad who is more than you, and even often runs to try to communicate with you the latest address of the H website. It is really a headache.
And Dad, he used to be like this.
It was not until he was abandoned by his mother that he gradually fell into this way.
"Hey? The SM's book is not good? Then look at this "three sows"?" The voice of Dad's chat came again.
I hated the door of his room for Dad.
I am also a boy who entered adolescence. It is undeniable that the piles of H objects that have piled up like mountains have always been tempting to me. But whenever I saw the lonely look on my father's face, I was afraid of death.
More than once, Dad locked himself in the room after drunk, crying and shouting a woman's name.
Should that be my biological mother? A mother who can not abandon her own son without hesitation, but let the lost father still can not forget.
What kind of destructive power is this!
This is why there are many beautiful girls in the school, but none of them can arouse my affection.
- I know that they have horrible venom than the cobra.
Therefore, I miss the time when the little fighters are facing each other, blood and pure, and softly softly asked to be my girlfriend's Ren Xiaoqin, but I always feel her fangs hidden behind the smile.
The doorbell rang, it was the takeaway order from Dad. I glanced at the dinner table. I found the change prepared by Dad from the tea can and gave it to the takeaway brother.
"Come out for dinner!"
I was called more than three times, and Dad reluctantly left the computer, and together with me, wiped out two lids of rice.
Dad looked at a copy of "Strawberry 100%" while eating.
"Don't read a book when you eat!"
The role of the father and son is completely reversed.
"Right, Dad, do you remember the aunt who lived in the complex before he moved?"
"Hey, isn't it a neighbor? Remember, she is very hot! Look! Isn't it like this character in a comic?"
He raised the comics and let me see a girl who was alive and fragrant.
"Don't make trouble!" I was so angry that I wanted to steal the comics, but I was abducted by my dad.
"Dad, what about your aunt's child... How much do you know?"
I pretend that I am not eager to answer.
"Hah, it’s not the tomboy who went crazy all day! It seems like... It’s called Xiaoqin! It’s really not like a girl. How can I marry when I grow up!"
Dad sighed while filling his mouth.
It turns out that Dad has long known that Xiao Qin is a girl! Is it only me who is alone in the drums?
After being bullied by the bully, I always said that the injury was caused by my own self-esteem. The robot toy was also accidentally lost. I was bullied so many times, as long as I told my father once. Dad will tell me that Xiao Qin is actually a girl, I will not misunderstand it for so many years!
It was even more boring when I thought about it. After I finished eating, I went back to the bedroom and took a nap.
The little bully, which made me so early on the weekend, did not make a frame, and Optimus Prime did not save it. It was a failure.
Looking at the fitness equipment at the foot of the bed, I suddenly felt that I was a fool.
Dumbbells, leggings, sandbags, chest muscles exerciser... A little hot blood can not burn, and later become a lazy person.
Speaking of it, Xiaoqin said that she has been at home for three years? If you don’t go out for three years, will your muscles shrink? Have you lost the courage of the little bully? It doesn't matter if you don't go to school for another three years? It’s true that I don’t know where the bully has always been. Is it true that someone like Zheng Yuanjie has a pure family education?
Damn it! How do I always think about her?
The bully killed me not only for insomnia, but also didn't sleep well at night.
I hope to be a dream of beating the bully, at least to vent my anger in my dreams. As a result, when I successfully knocked him to the ground and rode to his waist and planned to hit another hundred punches, his awkward face disappeared.
It became the face of Ren Xiaoqin who I saw today.
Snowy skin, long eyelashes, big eyes with fog, soft pink lips...
"You hit it, hit you until you get rid of it..." Xiaoqin said, turning his head to the side and posing like a fish.
I screamed and woke up from my dreams. The fluorescent electronic watch on the bedside showed: It is now three in the morning.
I actually had a physiological reaction and had a physiological reaction to the dream of the small celery.
No, this is just a coincidence. At three o'clock in the morning, the adolescent boys will naturally become like this, and they can calm down when they go to the toilet.
I definitely don't feel anything about Xiaoqin. The only reason I miss her is that she hasn't returned Optimus Prime yet.
It must be like this.
I don't know why, I can't sleep anymore from the toilet. It seems that if I am afraid of falling asleep, I will continue to dream similarly.
Full of heads are the things of Xiaoqin, bastard!
This is not a good sign! The barbaric image of the bully in the brain was gradually replaced by the soft figure of Xiaoqin - my old enemy disappeared so unclearly!
No, it is better to say that it has become a more terrible form.
Like the abandoning father's mother, it is more evil and vicious.
As long as they are bitten by their fangs, they can't recover for a lifetime.
I understand! The little bully just wants to bully me in another way!
When he had physical strength, he used his fist to hurt my body. Now that she lost her advantage, she turned into a cute little girl, trying to invade my heart. After I fell into her emotional trap, I could show my fangs. Give me a fatal blow!
She wants to turn me into a miserable creature like Dad!
I think that my body is cold sweat.
It’s terrible, it’s terrible! Fortunately, I was very smart and saw her tricks.
Never promise her request! What men and women friends, obviously want to play with my innocent feelings!
Even if this refusal does not make you die, I will defend all of your future offenses!
If you dress up to show off to me, I deliberately say that you are very difficult to see, ugly like Fengjie.
If you give me a meal like a manga, I will spit it out when I deliberately take a bite, saying that it is not as good as pig food.
If you are chatting with other girls, I deliberately approach the other girl and invite her to watch a movie or something in front of you.
In short, it will be calculated, and in turn, bullying you with hate!
Don't blame me, you declare war on me first, you forced me to do this.
After making the above decision, I finally fell asleep successfully.
Losing the sharp iron fist of the little bully era, the beautiful snake named Ren Xiaoqin, wanting to inject a toxin called "love" into my body, is destined to be delusional.
I am so smart.