Chapter 511: Offline War

At 4 o'clock in the afternoon, I took Shu Zhe, who led the women's clothes, and went out to meet the Xiao Ding at the appointed place.
Because of the experience of the last women's night trip, I was accompanied by me, so this time Shu Zhe was a lot bolder, and perhaps multiple video chats with the "caraway stuffed buns" also enhanced his confidence.
He was slightly behind my position, walking side by side with me on the street, passing the coveted or sly eyes of men and women, making him feel fluttering.
The most unbearable thing is that many wretched men also cast their envious eyes on me. They must think that I am Shu Zhe's boyfriend.
Shu Zhe saw these envy and hatred in his eyes, and he became more upright and proud.
What is worthy of pride, your chest is a fake chest, and dressing up for women can make your appearance attract more attention, so you are using this method to achieve your own value.
In order to prevent acquaintances from recognizing me and causing unnecessary troubles, I used to wear sunglasses when I went out today, so the men in the past just said that I have a beautiful girlfriend, and did not send out a flower inserted in the cow. Feelings on the dung.
Shu Zhe originally took a relatively neutral bag to put on daily necessities. As a result, when passing by a luggage store, he suddenly said that he would buy a bag that is more in line with the current temperament, and he walked into the store door without saying anything.
After entering the store, Shu Zhe not only communicated with the shopping guide lady very naturally, very smooth, but also made me stupidly waiting to pay the bill, as if his real boyfriend.
After spending more than 400 oceans to buy a bag, Shu Zhe transferred the daily necessities into it, and happily put on a new bag. The spirits have different degrees of growth, and I handed the old bags to me. Keep it.
"You are arrogant." After I got out of the luggage store, I said, "I only promised to reimburse you for this woman's money last time. I didn't say I would buy you a bag again."
Shu Zhe gently picked up a long hair floating in front of him, disdain: "The bag is originally part of the women's clothing, this is Ye Lin brother you have not seen."
Of course, Shu Zhe’s sentence is also spoken by
pseudo-sounds
. Since he started talking with the clerk, he has been using a feminine female tone to speak. He has not caused any other suspicion, even me who knows the inside story. I also have to admit that Shu Zhe is almost invincible in disguising girls.
"In any case, there is no business, no rape, Ye Lin brother, you introduced me to Xiao Ding as a temporary girlfriend, sure to draw from it, and got a lot of benefits."
Shu Zhe maliciously speculated on me.
"There is no such thing." I denied, "Why can't you believe that there will be a 'friend' who has no interest at all."
"Because I don't have that kind of friend." Shu Zhe replied bluntly. "The original 'friends' are watching me to be generous, or know that I have a beautiful sister, and those who have yelled at me and said bad things about me. Now, I heard that Ye Lin will cover me. I begged me as a friend like a dog. Although I look down on them, but let them be friends, let them do this. There is no harm, anyway, friends are If you use it and sell it, maybe it will come in handy someday."
Hey, although the appearance of makeup has become a sweet girl, but the heart is still as selfish as ever.
At the entrance of the agreed Xinhua Bookstore, I met Xiao Ding, who was waiting for a long time. When he saw Shu Zhe behind me, his eyes went straight.
"This... Xiaoye, don't play me." Xiaoding pulled me over and bit his ear. "This is obviously a pretty girl. How do you say she is a man?"
"Yes." I nod. "You are willing to treat him as a woman. I don't object. In short, I will meet your requirements."
"The appearance is one-on-one, but the sound is..."
After careful consideration, Xiao Ding felt that I didn't have to find a girl but said that it was a man. I still had some concerns about the voice of the false mother.
After Shu Zhe glanced at the slightly fat little Ding, his eyes were full of contempt, and he held his chest in his hands.
"Less nonsense, give me the reward first, who knows if you will be in arrears with my salary like Ye Lin."
Applying "pseudo-sound" to the extreme sentence, and listening to Xiao Ding's dizziness, it was obviously sprouted. He left the wallet without saying anything, and gave the whole speed of his own fake tiger to Shu Zhe. .
Shu Zhe took the money, habitually looked at the watermark in the sun, and then carefully collected the newly bought small bag.
People who went to Xinhua Bookstore saw that we were two men and a woman who were giving money on the street. It was suspicious. Some people whispered and wondered what illegal transactions we were doing.
Not to mention, I wore a pair of sunglasses, standing in the middle of trading Ding Ding and Shu Zhe, really like a pimp, but fortunately did not encounter the curious police, or tomorrow, "high school students introduce pseudo-mothers to sell" To be the headline of the Dongshan Daily.
"In other words, you are really Shusha's younger brother, Shuzhe."
Xiao Ding is still a little unbelievable.
At this time, I heard my name, and Shu Zhe’s face instantly showed a disgusting expression.
"Don't call me my real name. What should I do if I show up? Then I will call my pseudonym all the way. You call me Xiaohong."
Sure enough, I still use the "red bean" derived from "Red Bean Sister", because it has been called like this when chatting with the coriander stuffed buns, so I am used to it.
I really don't know Shu Zhe's ex-girlfriend Xiao Hong, knowing that Shu Zhe is now using his own name to be a temporary girlfriend, it will be a shocking expression.
"When is the gathering of your otaku men?"
Shu Zhe played the savage girlfriend's prestige in front of Xiao Ding.
"Large, about 8 o'clock..." Xiaoding is not short, but when he talks to "Xiaohong," he always looks down and looks weak.
However, compared with the usual, this is already good, Xiao Ding usually sees a beautiful girl, can not say a word, so the pseudo-nature is actually the most suitable candidate for the temporary girlfriend program.
"That, Ye Lin brother, pick me up at 7:40, don't be late, do you know?"
Hey, Shuzhe, you ate the daring leopard, and actually talked to me so hard.
"Ye Lin brother, don't make a bad face." Shu Zhe made a masking action, as if my face was really "smelly".
"I have to put this body and the newly bought bags on you before I can go home, otherwise there will be too many pieces, if you are discovered by your sister, you, and you."
He pointed his finger at me and Xiao Ding. "You two are waiting for the bad luck."
I have to admit that Shu Zhe is right, and Xiao Ding is asking for Shu Zhe at this time, but he nod his head and dare not make a slight difference.
Xinhua Bookstore is only two stops away from the destination coffee shop. Xiaoding advises the two to walk and pre-unify the way on the road to avoid being exposed at the dinner table.
Shu Zhe complained that he was wearing new shoes to walk and hurt, let Xiao Ding take a taxi, Xiao Ding hesitated for a second, Shu Zhe grabbed an arm of Xiao Ding, spoiled:
"People want to take a taxi~~~~~"
Xiao Ding suddenly turned red, steamed overhead, like drunk, swaying and waving a taxi to the side of the street, and then sat up with Shu Zhe.
Before entering the taxi, Shu Zhe smugly squinted at me as if to say, "Look at how stupid you are, and use a little charm to listen to me."
Asshole, remember before you say this, you are also a man.
Looking at the taxi to go away, I returned to my home with boring, and in addition to operating the online store, I was a little worried that Shu Zhe and Xiao Ding would screw things up.
As a result, when I went to Xinhua Bookstore to wait for him at 8 o'clock in the evening (I deliberately didn't go 7:40), he arrived nearly half an hour late, and it looked very uninspired. His eyes were very confused. I asked him what happened. He did not say anything.
After changing clothes at my house, he reluctantly put all the women's products in my house, and then went back a little lonely.
It’s strange that I always have to pay for the taxi, and I bought it except the new one. The other lines haven’t found me to reimburse me. It’s not like him.
Did Xiao Ding see the color, did not hold it, and gave the fake mother a burst of daisy, but Xiao Ding is not such a person, Shu Zhe's clothes are not damaged, what is going on?
I called Xiaoding several times that night, and Xiaoding didn't pick up, which made me feel depressed. Fortunately, the next day I went to the pet hospital to find him. Others not only said, but also asked me to have a meal, by the way. Said what happened last night.
I noticed that Xiao Ding’s eyes were blue and his arm had N scratches, as if he had been beaten.
Is it because of the fierce resistance to Shu Zhe's desire to go wrong? If so, with Shu Zhe's character, I should ask for more "mental damage fees". Why is it silent?
Xiao Ding and I ate the spring cake rolls with potatoes, and looked at the window with both eyes, sighed and said:
"In fact, last night, I and the leader of the LOL party, the guy whose id was called 'the flow of the stream,' hit it up."
Ah, it’s really an online battle, and the real world PK.
As far as I know, the online engagement process between the dota party and the LOL party is generally like this:
First, the dota party veteran said: "Come will be LOL dog." LOL teenager will not be outdone: "Dota old thief is going to be crazy, dare to come to a plate and let you eat my big hang." Veteran anger: "LOL is a primary school student to play The mentally retarded game, playing dota is pure man."
After the end of the routine inter-injection, it will enter the next stage of the three hundred rounds of the war. The specific performance is:
Dota Party: "You are paralyzed." LOL Party: "You are paralyzed." Dota Party: "You are paralyzed." LOL Party: "You are paralyzed."............
After such three hours, the two sides were exhausted and did not win or lose, and each of them pulled back to the camp.
I did not expect that both sides of the Internet will only be tempted. I really have the courage to live PK. I have never heard of the L-party and the D-party entering the third stage of the battle. Is this a harbinger of the all-out war?
I asked Xiao Ding how they got together. After Ding took a bite of potato rolls, he said faintly:
"This is to start from the name of 'flowing ceaseless'. He introduced himself to Fan Chuan, nicknamed "Ogawa". He is indeed a college student. His girlfriend is his college classmate. He did not reveal any flaws..."
Hey, the name Fan Chuan seems to be a bit familiar.