Chapter 536: Visitors outside the window

"Take me up," I protested. "You don't talk about human rights too much. If you haven't been a policeman, you will start to tie people. When you get to the police, you will get it."
"This has nothing to do with human rights, just to protect myself."
The squad leader looked helplessly at the air conditioner on the wall. Although the temperature was at 26 °C, the window glass was damaged, so there was always a hot air coming in the room, which made it very stuffy.
In such a room, it is a very normal need to take a shower before going to bed, but due to my existence, this becomes a difficult technical activity.
"You must first put on the vest first."
After I had finished bathing, I was drying my chest. Obviously the squad leader did not appreciate this beauty.
I grabbed my head in annoyance. "I have said that because the vest and the top are all wet, I have to take it off and dry it. The man is a creature, and you can wear pants indoors."
I couldn't refute me for a while, the squad leader bit his lower lip.
"You are willing to be shirtless, just let it go, but I have to take a bath, you have to tie me up with you."
Due to the indoor temperature, the squad leader has changed from "a little want to take a bath" to "must take a bath", and used a full command tone.
In fact, I asked myself if the squad leader did not take any insurance measures and went to the bathroom to take a bath. If I sneaked into the squad leader, I couldn’t do it, but if I peeked at it, I wouldn’t be able to hold it.
Even Odysseus, the famous hero of Greek mythology, has taken the means of tying himself to the bow in the face of the song of the sea sorcerer (even if it is, it can't resist the temptation of the shackles, go crazy Want to break free).
The squad leader who advocates saving water, should not sing like a sea monster in the bath, but it is not the same as the half-fish and half-fish. The squad has legs, streamlined, long legs with youthful charm, even if it is Through the frosted glass, I can see that the squad leader has coded the naked body. I may not be able to hold it.
After thinking about it, it is a sensible choice to tie me up in advance, and this scene coincides with the adventure of the hero Odysseus. I am quite proud of it.
"Good, good, good, anyway, if I can move freely, you wouldn't dare to take a bath." I looked at the squad leader with a sense of superiority. "If you can rest assured, I will tie me up."

"But it's..." I added with a smirk. "If you don't tie it, you will be freed by me, but you can't betray someone else."
"I won't be tied up." The squad leader returned with confidence, then picked up the long pillow on the bed and began to ponder the relative position of me, the TV, and the bed legs.
"You...facing the TV, sitting on the carpet, leaning against the foot of the bed." The squad leader directed me step by step. "Back with both hands, just like listening to class."
I took it slowly and looked at the squad leader's next move with great interest.
The squad leader was also skilled, wrapped around my wrist with a long pillow towel and tied with wooden foot.
Hey, this doesn't seem to be an ordinary tie-up. Is it the legendary tortoise's binding? No, no, the legendary sailor knot, also called the fisherman's knot, is that the more you struggle, the tighter you will never let the prey run. Kind...
The squad leader is a professional, is your forester uncle taught you to set a trap, or you learn from TV, ready to tie the prisoner in the future.
Maybe I still use Shu Zhe as a practice object on weekdays and try to tie my brother.
Unexpectedly, Shu Zhe, as the "rope model" of my adult products store, basically did not take a few photos related to the rope, but was tied by her sister. The squad leader must use the raising of pocket money as a bait. Persuading Shu Zhe to be his training object, although the uninformed person accidentally saw his sister his brother, there will be strange associations in his head, but the squad leader is actually for justice, everything is for the future to bring the prisoners Law, will not let them easily run away.
I really looked down on the squad leader. The squad leader put my hands on the foot of the bed with a handkerchief. I tried it and couldn’t break it. If I tried my strength, the bed would vibrate.
The squad leader saw that I was trying to break free. She was very satisfied with my repeated failures.
"Wait." I cried. "But your hands are tied. How do I use the remote control? You can't stop watching TV when you take a shower."
The squad leader snorted and used the remote control to go to the channel of the animal world.
"You don't like to watch the weak meat on the African Prairie show, just keep watching this."
I don't hate the animal world, but being by the squad leader still gives me an unexpected sense of humiliation.
"That... the squad leader is too tight, give me a little relaxation, if the arm is amputated..."
"Impossible, I have a measure." The squad leader said with great confidence, "If you are a dangerous person like you, don't tie it up."
It’s like when Lu Bu was tied into a scorpion in the Baimen Building, what other people said to him,
The tiger has to be anxious?
In fact, I personally like Lu Bu’s. Since in the eyes of the squad leader, I am with Lu Bu. Almost, then let you tie it up and give you a false sense of security.
"啪,啪"
The squad leader suddenly slaps behind me, and I somehow looked back and looked at my brows.
Then it was the turn of the squad leader who frowned. "Although I tied you up, I still can't stop you from looking back at the bathroom. I have to think of a way..."
Asshole, I knew that I had just pretend that my neck was stiff and I didn’t look back. Odysseus tied myself to the mast. After all, I appreciated the song of Samuel. I turned back and even the coded squad leader’s bath show could not be seen. .
Facts have proved that in private occasions, when there is no need to put up the squad leader's majesty, Shusha wants to have the idea of ​​not only Xiong Yaoyue or Xiaoqin, she actually took the large feather pillow on the bed and tried to put the pillow on me. Behind the neck.
What kind of image is Nima? There is a circle behind the Buddha and Jesus' head. It belongs to the saint. What kind of pillow is the back of my head? The effect is too rough.
The most annoying thing is that the squad leader tested it. The pillow behind the head can really block my perspective. She couldn’t find a suitable fixture for her. When she thought about it, she had to untie the belt of her jeans. On my neck, then I put the pillow up again.
Shame, my image at this moment is like the giant spirit in the super inferior mythology drama, and the belt is on the neck, super non-mainstream fan, I can only persuade myself, the Eight Gods in the King of Fighters are also The belt on the neck is not humiliating to death.
However, the squad leader had just tied his belt on his waist, and it was a bit of a strange excitement.
Everything was ready to stop, the squad leader took a sigh of relief, walked into the bathroom, lightened the blouse, and cleaned his body with the warm water of the showerhead.
The sound of the slaps of the water mixed with the screams of the lions on the TV made a strange concerto.
Not far from the door knocking, I was shocked. I was afraid that I had checked my father’s anti-vice team and launched a new wave of action. If they broke into the door, they found that the squad leader was taking a shower, and I was naked. Tied to the foot of the bed, I must have thought that we were going to play SM games, and when we got there, we couldn’t tell.
Fortunately, it was just a false alarm. The knocking on the door was quickly taken in by the homeowner.
I had a little peace of mind, and then I tried several times. I wanted to open the pillow behind my head, at least to look at the grace of the squad leader, but I couldn’t succeed. I had to look at the animal world with frustration.
I saw the male lion on the African grassland confronting the coyote, and the male lion opened his mouth and shouted:
"喵~"
If you have a microphone, the TV station is too irresponsible. Your lion is so called. The Pleasant Goat has a goat's horn and a sheep's hair. After all, it is a second yuan. I am arrogant because it is extremely irresponsible for the knowledge of wild animals (for example, a "docile animal Daquan" I saw in a bookstore actually took a hippo as a cover), and Chinese tourists will take pictures of the female hippo during lactation. The result was killed by the hippo.
Hippo is the gentle animal of your sister. It is the second most murderous animal in the world. It is second only to the mosquitoes that transmit diseases. The adult male hippo has more fighting power than a group of lioness. It is equal to two male lions. The creatures that crocodiles get along with each other are not docile animals.
"喵~" The lion in the TV screamed again.
There is still no end, I can understand that I have made a mistake and spread the wrong knowledge twice. I have to write a letter to the TV station to protest.
A closer look, there is no more shadow of the lion on the TV, and the screaming creature is slowly coming to me from under the window.
I was scared by the old man. It turned out to be a black cat. It crawled in from the window where a piece of glass was missing. I climbed in along the thick eucalyptus branches. Did you come in and look for food? I think the air conditioning in the room is cooler.
You are not afraid, look at your body and there is no cat tyrant's blood, but dare to ignore the squad leader's aura, the average cat should immediately escape 10 meters away.
Wait a minute, today's situation is not the same. Although the squad leader has a hunter aura of cats and dogs, I am still quite popular with animals. I have had an impressive record of neutralizing the hunter's aura. This black cat should be I am attracted to it.
When it comes, it is safe, there are still a lot of meat patties for dinner. When the squad leader takes a shower and gives me a loose tie, I will feed you to eat.
Hey, you are too anxious, jump to my knees to do something, patties on the coffee table, want to eat and find yourself.
I have never seen a wild cat like your loved one. Are you really a wild cat? Actually, standing on two legs, using your front paws on my bare chest, itchy, although the small meat pad is very cute, but I can’t move. When I was teased by a cat, I felt itchy than usual.
Wait, Westerners say that black cats are unlucky, I don't always agree, but what is it doing, it actually started... Start with a burr tongue and start to lick... lick my man's milk.
It’s not food, it’s awkward, it’s crispy, itchy, and it’s full of mysterious eyes, it’s not surprising that you can bite it at any time.
The big crisis, actually let me meet cats who like to eat human flesh, eater cats, although the man's milk head is useless, but it is very painful to be bitten off, and lack of a milk `head is ugly, The squad leader’s obsessive-compulsive disorder may also remove the milk head on my other side to pursue symmetry.