Chapter 635: [635]Fakke Bibi

I threatened Amy, if she really sent her naked photo in MMS, I would shut down immediately if I didn't look at it, I turned it off until the end of the wild game, then handed the phone to Pentax and asked him to help. I deleted the photo.
Anyway, Pentax is an absolute number 0. There is no physical desire for women. Amy doesn't evade Pentax when she changes clothes and bathes, and even lets him apply sunscreen to herself.
Seeing that my attitude was extremely firm, Amy was very dismayed to "cut".
"Okay, then I won't take the whole "naked" photo..."
I just had to breathe a sigh of relief, and Amy followed up and said, "I am bored. Play with me on the game of guessing."
"Well," I replied. "I am still asking questions."
"Let's go out." Amy said after a lazy, the action brought a slap in the bathtub. "The rules are like this. Let's take a photo of a certain part of the body and send it to the other party. Let the other party guess where it is..."
What is the difference between this and the naked one? I don't believe that you will really clap your hands or feet like this. You don't want to take a close-up of the private parts.
"Hey, my brother, why don't you talk, you agree, wait, the phone is not waterproof, I stand up and take a photo..."
"Stop, let me stop wherever you want to shoot, you don't talk to me about a normal topic, I will break the phone."
"Hey, who is arguing that the brothers and sisters are talking about these abnormalities." Amy asked me with a bit of sorrow. "Rules, law, morality, these are things that the weak are obeying."
This is what you learned from Ai Shuqiao. Give me something to do with your age.
"The Egyptian Pharaoh has always had the tradition of brother and sister to marry..." Amy, who did not learn anything, actually began to tell me examples in history.
"That is for the royal power to not flow out." I seriously criticized, "And the famous Tutankhamun Pharaoh, you know, he is the descendant of the brother and sister marriage, Tutankhamun suffers from deformed feet, less than 20 years old died."
"That is because the ancients are backward in technology." Amy disapproved. "Now the DNA science can almost be 'customized baby'. The rich can enjoy this technology first. Besides, it is not necessary to have a baby with a brother. ......"
"If you talk about this topic, I will hang up."
"Hang up and hang, what a great thing, a dead man." Amy slammed the phone first, and seemed to have dropped the phone.
I held the phone with a busy tone in my ear and lost it.
After three minutes, suddenly my mobile phone sent a text message.
With a bad hunch, I didn't open the text message, just looked at the sender.
It’s the MMS sent by Amy. I can’t watch it. I can’t play this kind of guessing fun with my sister.
I was about to press the touch screen for a long time and deleted this text message. Unexpectedly, the voice of Cao Gonggong came from outside the door: "Master, I am pleased to sin..."
I was already in a nervous mood, my fingers shook, I couldn’t call out the lower-level menu, but I just opened the text message.
Resistance touch screen I hate you, if it is not without money, I will buy a capacitive screen, and Cao Gonggong, you have committed a crime, you know, you let me see my sister’s naked body, I want to feed you to Obama tonight. do you know.
I thought that I had to poke my eyes to thank the world, but the photos attached to the MMS were not private parts, but Amy’s white hands with water drops.
The lotus root is generally tender and full of the beauty of the dust. If it is not the gesture of the middle finger, it is even better.
Cao Gonggong outside the door saw that I did not answer, and did not dare to continue to knock on the door, and ran away in vain.
I think Amy is very rude to my brother's middle finger, so I also erected the middle finger, made a photo, and wanted to send Amy back.
But when I was editing MMS, my heart trembled: No, the Chinese saw the gesture of the vertical middle finger. The first reaction was
Dry your mother,
but for Europeans and Americans, this gesture represented
Fakke Bibi
. To get rid of dirty words is "I want to do you."
So Amy gave me a photo of the middle finger. In addition to expressing my dissatisfaction, there was a hidden and terrible meaning in it. If I also responded with a vertical gesture, wouldn’t our brothers and sisters say "I want to do it" You.
Even if Amy goes to the country, I feel that the vertical means "dry your mother", and I can't send it back. Her mother is my mother. Although I hate Ai Shuqiao, my taste is not that heavy.
So I gave up the MMS and only sent a text message: "Go to bed early."
Amy didn't care about me, probably put me on play.
There was another knock on the door, and it was quite rushing, quite rude.
I was very angry. When I opened the door, I shouted: "Dead fat, you still have a face back..."
As a result, the knocker was a big horn. When she heard the words "dead fat", she raised the lobster pliers and licked the meat of my arm.
"That, Yuhong sister, you are merciful." I hurry for mercy, the big horn has always been good to me, yelling at her "dead fat" but Dashui rushed to the Dragon King Temple.
"Cut, your mouth is sweet." The big horn took the lobster pliers back and asked me with a slanting face: "Ye Lin, you will play poker."
"Alright..." I saw the opposite room open the door, but the squad leader was not inside. Obama was temporarily kneeling on the leg of the bed. There were four cushions on the floor, one of which was empty and the other three cushions. On the top, sitting on the palace color of the dog, the pooh of the dog, and the little sullen to the first two.
However, the three men all took a hand of playing cards and came to find my big horn, and there were half decks in their hands.
"This is the case." The big horn explained to me, "I just came to the squad leader to play poker. As a result, the squad leader went to the teacher to discuss the schedule for tomorrow. I called the neighboring house's Pooh and Xiaoqin, plus Gong Caicai, one to play cards..."
"Isn't that good?" I think Xiaoqin should be participating in such group entertainment activities in order to learn how to interact with others.
"Good is good." The big horn patted the belly. "The result is that PHS just called me and said that someone is on my Weibo, and I am a old sow. Can the old lady swallow this breath, I am not Going back with the PHS, you can't make this guy bloody."
"Wait." I asked, "Have you uploaded your own photo on your Weibo?"
"No." The big horn replied, "I am a food Weibo and not a model Weibo. Besides, I am afraid that uploading photos will be spoofed by PS."
Vaguely feel that the message is a big horn, maybe it is the person who knows the big horn in real life. If it is not good, it is Cao Gonggong who has just been kicked by the big horn.
I said the opinion, the big horn suddenly realized, and rubbed his head and said: "Well, my grandmother has to break the dead today." I am angry.
After half a step, I turned over and handed me half of the poker, and said to me: "Because I told everyone to come out to play cards, it is too unreasonable to leave halfway, so you will play for me for a while, no problem."
I took the playing cards and slammed the big speakers, letting her catch Cao Gonggong and win a little.
The big horn made a gesture of "I am doing things with your heart" and the ground moved away.
Just before the foot, Xiao Qin said to Gong Caicai and Pooh: "I don't play anymore, even playing poker is playing with Ye Lin."
Gong Caicai was afraid of Xiaoqin, and Pooh had a guilty conscience about Xiaoqin, so Xiaoqin said that the two people are very embarrassed.
"You sit down." I ordered Xiao Qin. "It’s interesting to have more people playing poker." He walked into the door and sat down on the mat that the big horn vacated.
In a clockwise direction, Xiaoqin is my next home. Gongcai Cai is my first home. Pooh is across from me. The big horn has left a lot of snacks and drinks among the four people. The Pooh mouth is not idle.
When I came in, I closed the door smoothly. In this way, I was in a room with three girls and a dog.
"Wang", Obama screamed at Vinnie, who was eating "Wangwang Xianbei". Pooh was trying to feed Xianbei to it. As a result, he was halfway back into his mouth, and he was so angry that Obama turned his eyes.
Sitting in the middle of Xiaoqin and Gongcai Cai, I washed all the cards and asked: "What are you playing?"
"Playing with a dog." Pooh answered.
"I care about the sinful Ye Lin classmates." Xiao Qin's answer is even more outrageous.
"In the ... playing the landlord..." Gong Cai Cai gave birth to the answer I wanted, although it is divided according to family, Gong Caicai is more in line with the landlord identity.
If the real-life version of the landlord was held in the same year, when the field was divided, the palace color was unfortunately born as the daughter of the landlord, then it would be worth the loss of the proletarians...
"I won't play the landlord." I said, "Let's change the gameplay, how about playing 50K."
"Whatever I play," said Pooh, while drinking the Nutrition Express, saying that the white liquid did not care if it flowed out of the corner of his mouth.
"Ye Lin said that he would play what he played." Xiaoqin replied, "Even if I am..."
"..." Gong Caicai was silent and did not speak.
So the four of us played 50K, and Obama put on a 2B expression of "I am a gambling god" and watched it.
Then Gong Caicai lost.
The loss was terrible.
Without such a challenging game, Pooh couldn't take it anymore.
"Hey, color, what the are you going on, you will not play."
Gong Caicai lowered his head and said with a slight trepidation: "I, I will not play... The landlord is also the aunt who just taught me..."
"Hey, then Ye Lin just asked everyone if they would play, why don't you say that you won't."
"I..." Gong Caicai trembled even more. "I dare not say..."
Gong Caicai is both afraid of large animals and afraid of Xiaoqin. Although I and Pooh sometimes defend her, but also have troubles her, so in the room, Gong Caicai is facing four creatures that they are afraid of. I am looking forward to the squad leader's return.
I propose to change to play "Ghosts". This super simple gameplay, no one can't, can't even learn immediately.
Obama is nodding at 2B, as if he can understand people.