Chapter 66: Advanced Americans


The living room is completely European style, all the furniture structure is indispensable for carved solid wood, the sofa cushion is large and soft, and it is very comfortable to rely on.
Amy and I are both sitting on the sofa, with an ivory wooden coffee table in the middle. The distance between the two is like a tutor and a classmate.
Today, I finally saw Amy wearing a casual dress, a white sling with sky blue shorts, bare feet, sitting cross-legged on the sofa cushion, posing very comfortable and relaxed.
The air conditioner was so hot that it was hotter than Cao’s director and Xiaoqin’s family. I had to unpack the two uniforms of the school’s school uniform, revealing a little chest.
I didn't dare to do this at Xiaoqin's house. No matter how hot I endured myself, it seems that I am much more relaxed in front of Amy.
The sled dog, named Obama, squatted on the carpet in the living room, and occasionally came to me and Amy to see if she had eaten.
Amy has only freshly squeezed tomato juice. I also have a cup. It is a chef-like person who comes in. There is a plate of fruit on the coffee table. The skin is dark red, the flesh is yellow, the taste is tender, sweet as honey. sugar.
But Amy doesn't like to eat, saying that she has been tired of this fig, and it is useless to be fresh. The snacks that her mother gave her are basically only fruits, even chocolates are only available on birthdays and Christmas.
"This fruit is delicious, I think it is healthier than chocolate."
I said casually.
Amy sat up straight on the sofa cushion and stared at me as if I had said something big.
"Men, how can you say that figs are better than chocolate! I have not said not to betray me!"
"Who is your man servant, I just see you poor, here you can eat and drink, so come and stay with you!"
"It must have been bought by the mother's people! How much they gave you!"
Still not rude, the expression is both hateful and nervous, as if his last toy had to be taken away.
I felt that I couldn't explain it to her. I just didn't explain it. I stood up and walked up to her and reached out and touched her head.
This action is no different from the way I used to touch a kitten and a puppy. Obama saw that I was touching its owner, and I also hoped that I could touch it.
It’s really a dog’s favor.
"What are you doing? Who told you to do such a pro-action with me!"
Amy was ashamed and anxious to resist.
It’s strange that she was only shy in front of me wearing underwear, but now I’m blushing when I touch my head.
Do you feel that your dignity has been violated?
But I don't think she is Missy. In my eyes, she is just a fool.
I can't figure out why, I always feel that I can't worry about it.
The blonde is really easy to be messed up. I didn't touch it. Amy's hair on her head was tilted up, and the fluffy hair looked like a cartoon character.
But Amy didn't find this. Under my touch, her mood seemed to settle down, not to say that I betrayed her.
This is the first time that my "smile on the dog's head" stunt is effective for humans. I thought about the meaning and smiled and sat back to the original position.
After I took my hand off, Amy showed a disappointing expression, but said:
"You servant is too unruly! I won't touch my head next time!"
I shrugged and gave her an unclear answer. Americans especially like to shrug. I also learned it recently.
Amy and I have been looking at each other for a while. Once again, I am not allowed to betray her. I also said that although Peng Duos opened her face on the problem of cheating on words, she was always a half-way dog ​​of her mother. .
"Men, you can't learn from Pentax, you must be my full-time running dog!"
I looked at her contemptuously, and while I was showing my way to Obama, Obama’s expression of closing his eyes was 90% like that of Amy.
You are so stupid with the dog's high synchronization rate, you are not qualified to say that others are running dogs!
Then Amy complained to me again, saying that filming in the film and television city is very boring, tired and troublesome, especially the martial arts guidance is awkward.
I advised Amy not to make a relationship with Auntie. Amy asked me why I should help Auntie, and asked me what relationship I had with Auntie.
In fact, I really have nothing special to do with Auntie, but I don’t want the relationship between the two people I know is not good.
I said that Auntie has won the Sanda World Championship and is a man of skill. Amy said that Pentax is even more powerful. If you don't believe it, let them compare.
I said that Auntie is an elder, do you respect the elders? As a result, Amy said that they do not eat this set of Americans. The bad habits of seniority are only available in such backward countries as the Tian Dynasty.
Finally, I told Amy: I bought all the cola and potato chips I bought at the supermarket last time. If you are willing to have a good relationship with Auntie, I will secretly bring the chips to you.
Amy didn't insist on any principle at all, and promised that she would no longer be looking for aunt's trouble, and repeatedly told me to keep my promise.
It’s a ghost.
When I was chatting with Amy in the living room, Amy’s bedroom door was always open. I could see that the entire bedroom was repainted at Amy’s request. The walls turned pink and blue. Waves and dolphins playing in the water.
In a word, Amy’s bedroom was completely decorated as a
fantasy princess room
, which was completely out of touch with the main theme of the VIP building, like a pile of adults living in a child, but it was the same.
The reason why only the bedroom has been remodeled, and the living room remains the same, may be the result of the struggle with Pentax (also known as the mother's agent).
Amy's bed looks very soft, with carved railings on the bed and the end of the bed. The ceiling is also fitted with a light purple gauze at the position of the bed. It can be pulled up and shaded in summer, and can also be used as a mosquito net in summer.
This is a double bed, Amy sleeps on the top and even 1/3 of the area is not available, but at this moment the remaining space on the bed is not much, almost all occupied by a variety of teddy bears.
There are two more conspicuous ones, one is the traditional Winnie the Pooh (like a man wearing a short red shirt, but not wearing pants, do not know what the designer thinks), the other is a Viking pirate wearing a horned helmet Bear (the size is already bigger than Amy, I am worried that she can move), the remaining bear dolls are not over a single hour, basically warm colors, the eyes are bigger. I really suspect that Amy does not need to cover the quilt at night, and it is enough to cover these teddy bears.
Sure enough, I was a child, I snickered in my heart, and my face probably showed it.
Amy was very upset when I saw my expression.
"What do I like about teddy bears? I have to hold a bear at night, I can't sleep! Do you know how much pressure is on the entertainment industry? My mother's contracted singer also smokes marijuana and drugs! I Just hold a bear and you have to manage it!"
I was really embarrassed, not because of anything else, but because I also had the habit of holding things to fall asleep, so there are two identical pillows in my room, one of which is used as a pillow. I am a big man who has the same sleep habits as Amy, which is a bit shameful.
"I didn't laugh at you, it would be more fragrant to hold something to sleep."
I am not comforting, it is actually my personal experience.
Amy didn't know why she sighed.
"Listen to my mother, when I was very young, I had to hold my mother's arm to fall asleep, but after the note, my mother would not let me hug, so I can only use the puppet bear instead. But the puppet has no body temperature. Before going to bed every day, let Pentaxe use infrared light to heat it for 10 minutes, and it will get cold in the middle of the night..."
Speaking of this, Amy suddenly stared at my arm, the intention is very obvious.
"Hey, what is your brain thinking? Don't you want to sleep with my arm? I am not a teddy bear!"
I was poked, and Amy snorted:
"You have less dreams! It's just a low-servant servant. How can you let you and your master lie on the same bed? You and Obama are on the bed!"
Who wants to sleep with the sled dog head!
I used to sleep with my puppy. I remembered the scene at that time. I didn’t feel a bit like yesterday, I stayed for a while.
"Hey, why don't you talk to the servant?"
"..."
"You are at YY me?"
"YY you?"
"Yeah, YY, I am sleeping with the plot? You guys are like this, the lowest level."
Amy looked at the ridiculous posture of the Buddha immediately after seeing the world.
"Who is YY that kind of plot! Don't be entangled by the tracked madness, I think all the men in the world are followers!"
Amy stretched out a hand and said that I don't need to defend.
"Don't explain, I forgive you, serve me such a charming master, and it is unrealistic to ask you not to think at all. I am especially acquainted with you, as long as you are a servant who remains faithful to me."
Looking at the kind of smug look in her eyes, maybe the only reason I really believe that I have not been bought by her mother is because I am attracted by her charm.
It’s arrogant and stupid. How can I mix it with this kind of person?
Amy is really embarrassed. She said that Auntie is a sly three-eighth. I don’t think she can make it.
After complaining about the filming, Amy began to complain that his life in the Qingzi Academy was very boring.
The Qingzi Academy uses a credit system similar to that of Europe and the United States. It is a large classroom class, such as a Chinese university. No matter what time, Amy has a bodyguard to accompany the waiter, the students want to get close, this way of course can not make friends.
There are a lot of complaints about the arrangement of the course. For example, the math class in Tianchao is not human. The language class and history class are all used to brainwash students. I am also glad that I was born in a democratic and free country, or I am a child of the heavens. It has become a victim of dictatorship.
Finally, Amy asked me what the school of this victim is like, what fun and new things.
There is nothing to talk about in the 28th. I told her briefly that it is more simple and more like a concentration camp than the Qingzi Academy.
Amy asked me again: Do you have a lot of friends?
I don't have many friends, although there are "eighteen arhats" in the basketball team, but after all, they are not in a class with me. In the class, I often mixed with me, the only loss of Cao Gonggong, Xiaoqin is not a friend, she is the family who came to claim.
Suddenly remembered the squad leader, should the squad leader be my dead rival? But that day I helped her, at least reminding her to replace the unsafe diary.
It’s always because her brother is too indifferent. He doesn’t care about his sister’s feelings, nor does he care about the feelings of Xiaohua who he has smashed. I really should think of a way to teach him lessons.
I said that there are not many friends in the school, but there are people who are annoying. For those who don’t care about other people’s feelings, how does the United States as an advanced country deal with it?
Amy took a sip of tomato juice, revealing a "difficult to drink" expression.
"Hey, that guy, I just let Pentos kill, then sink to the lake!"
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