Chapter 703: The world is getting too fast

In the living room of my own, surrounded by three of us, forced him to open the courier in person, but the fireball uncle did not reveal a little guilty.
There is a kind of pride and disdain in the expression.
He handed the courier box to me and said, "If you are interested in the content, you should disassemble it yourself."
Hey, so confident, is it not the lubricating fluid and the sausage device, but the parcel bomb, and I will explode when I open the seal.
In addition, I also heard that some of the peers in the online store, in order to retaliate against the buyers of the bad reviews, specially mailed the stool to the other party, so that he must let him reach out and feel sick for half a year.
So in order to avoid the contents being bombs or stools, I handed the express box to Fan Chuan and said to him:
"You come to open it, you can determine what is inside, you can decide earlier, do you want to talk to Fireball Unreal PK."
Fan Chuan took a look at the fireball uncle, without the use of scissors or utility knife, directly tearing the adhesive tape of the express box by hand, the action is very rough.
"Don't break it." Fireball uncle coldly reminded.
"Why, what's inside, you still want to use it." Fan Chuan made a disgusting expression. "How can Xiaohong have such a perverted uncle?"
However, with the opening of the express box, Fan Chuan lived, and Xiao Ding saw that the things inside were also stunned.
Hey, don’t block me, let me see, what is it, is it a time bomb that is counting down, or a time bomb with a bowel movement, as long as it will explode, it will be a goddess Scattered flowers, so that everyone can't avoid it.
I rely on, the seller is too embarrassed, and the fireball uncle is giving you a lot of bad reviews.
Looking around in the neck, I found that lying in the express box is an Apple iPad tablet. The white outer packaging is simple and prominent, so that people can know what is inside.
"That... although it is an Apple box, but there will be a mystery inside, in fact, installed something else." Xiao Ding put forward his own opinion.
"Then you just unpacked the box." The fireball screamed. "But this is the gift I gave to my nephew. If it breaks, I will pay for it."
I picked up the iPad-wrapped box and measured it. I felt the weight and made a judgment.
"There is no other device, it should be a tablet. This weight is not like a lubricant..."
Uncle Fireball laughed and sarcastically said: "Ye Lin, you sell adult products quite professionally, you can know if it is an adult product by hand."
Who is professional to that level, I just used Amy to throw the iPad in the RV, so I am familiar with its weight.
"You are a pervert, what does it mean to buy an iPad for Xiaohong." Fan Chuan is very puzzled, and he is still cold on the fireball.
"You think about the person who marries the pseudonym every day, what qualifications are saying that I am perverted." Fireball uncle asked, "I haven't seen the nephew for two years. It is not normal to buy him a gift. I have been getting along these days." Among them, I heard Shu Zhe say that he likes Apple's products..."
"Oh," the door of Shuzhe's bedroom was opened from the inside. I didn't have time to change the maid's outfit, but Shuzhe, who took the cat's ear and replaced the cat's underwear, wiped her tears out.
"Why, the original uncle didn't want to take me..."
The appearance is still the image of the delicate girl Shu Zhe, let Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding look at the heart of a tremble, only to face the face of the fireball uncle, cold, unconsciously softened.
Although the fireball uncle has seen the appearance of the scorpion in the past few days, in the face of Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, the two pursuers, Shu Zhe seems to be more feminine, so that the fireball uncle does not know where to put the eyes, I have to try my best to clear my eyes:
"Uncle is really angry with you at first, but you can't blame you if you think about it. These days, you are wronged. If this tablet is given to you, it will be an apology... don't talk to your sister. Have your parents say it."
Buy it with a gift, fireball uncle, you also learn the United States, the one with a big stick of carrots.
Shu Zhe saw that the gift that his uncle gave him was still in my hands. I couldn’t wait to step forward. I almost used it. I took the iPad from my hand.
After tearing open the plastic film, opening the outer packaging and seeing the milky white body lying in the box, Shu Zhe said: "How is it just three generations of iPad? Now the latest is four generations."
Don't be content, even if the iPad is sold for 2,500 yuan, I want to buy a 300 yuan MP4 for my birthday, I feel very happy.
"In short, you should use it first." Uncle Fireball was a little embarrassed to squint at the short hair on the back of his head. "Although it looks like you want the iPhone5s, I think your phone is still very new, so I will buy an iPad for you to play first." Wait until your current phone is broken..."
Shu Zhe’s eyes flashed a surprise light, as if suddenly realized that his uncle had returned home, received a large amount of disability pension, and was able to buy a lot of gifts for himself.
In a blink of an eye, I saw that I bought a mobile phone that I had bought for less than three months. I placed it next to the Wuliangye wine bottle on the table, so I ignored the dress and took two steps in three steps. I took the phone in my hand and pretended to be casual. Let the phone slip naturally from the mastery, hoping to smash on the hard tile floor.
Your exercise, this is the new mobile phone that you will use to send your old mobile phone to your sister after the student is allowed to carry the mobile phone in the 28th, and then your sister will buy it for you.
Just listen to your uncle and say, after waiting for your mobile phone to break down, I will buy you an iPhone5s. I can’t wait to get rid of my mobile phone in front of everyone. Do you want iPhone5s?
Fortunately, I had prepared for it. When Shu Zhe went to the table and took the mobile phone, he followed him. At this time, he just took the lost mobile phone in his hand and did not let the mobile phone break.
Hey, the yin and yang of the old man can catch people who fall from the sky. Although I don’t have enough skills, I still have problems with my heart, but it’s not a problem to catch a mobile phone.
"Ye Lin Ge You..." Seeing that I broke his plan, Shu Zhe wanted to be angry with me.
Hey, you have eaten the ambition of the leopard, you think Fan Chuan, Xiao Ding, and your uncle like you, some support, so dare to glare at me.
Can not help his arrogance, I am angrily want to give Shu Zhe a chestnut chisel, he immediately closed his eyes, making a similar kind of courtesy when the palace color was smashed by me.
Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding immediately guarded the body of Shu Zhe, just like the summoning beast.
"What do you want to do with my little red, so cute, you have to go,"
"Small leaf, you... don't play Xiaohong, she doesn't mean to break the phone..."
Who said that she was not intentional, Fan Chuan died of ruin, Xiao Ding you also fell, you contacted the squad leader in the pet hospital for three days, did not like the squad leader, but liked the squad leader's brother.
Shu Zhe hid behind Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding, and made a grimace to me when others could not see it.
Forgetting the things of ignorance, I knew that I would not come to save you. I knew that I would let the fireballs explode your chrysanthemums.
Wait, it looks like Fireball Uncle does not intend to explode Shuzhe's chrysanthemum, this courier delivered to the door is proof.
But today I don't plan to do it. It doesn't mean I don't plan to do it in the future. Uncle Fireball, you are wearing Shuzhe in women's clothing, and seeking shelter in Fanchuan and Xiaoding as "Little Red", as if there is a hint of jealousy in his eyes.
While Shu Zhe was studying the newly acquired iPad, Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding were busy and dedicated, I called the fireball uncle and whispered to him:
"What do you mean by buying a gift for Shu Zhe? It’s hard that you still want to go with Shu Zhe, so that he can help you with the money."
"Nima who will help with the scorpion." Fireball uncle said, "I just sent some gifts to the younger generation."
"Nonsense." I frowned. "You haven't seen Shusha for a long time. Why don't you give a gift of a donkey and don't give a gift for a prostitute."
In addition to doubting that the fireball uncle is not pure, I also slightly mean the squad for the squad.
"I didn't say that I wouldn't give a gift to Salsa." Uncle Fireball called Qudao. "I just know that Sasha is not very angry, so I plan to send a few pairs of women's shoes to her."
As a girl, the number of shoes of the squad leader is really too small. The fireball uncle wants to buy shoes for the squad leader. It is also a good steel to use on the blade.
"Wait." I asked again, "You don't want to personally accompany Shusha to the mall to buy shoes, and then when she tries to shoes, peek at her feet, you Lori control."
"Who is going so far." Fireball uncle was furious. "I haven't been metamorphosed to that extent, but you are very interested in my niece's feet. You are a singer."
I was a little bit sullen and ignorant. When I was at the foothills of Cuisong Mountain in the past few days, I did use the squad's bare feet for a very bad purpose.
"When I buy shoes for Sasha, I will let my wife go with her." Fireball uncle said vowedly, "I know that I have a little loli control, so I will not give myself too many opportunities to get along with Salsa alone. I will also marry my wife and buy some high-heeled shoes with beautiful heels for Salsa..."
"Hey, Shusha is already very tall. You buy shoes when you buy her shoes. Why do you want to choose a high heel? What conspiracy you have."
"That..." This is the turn of the fireball uncle. "I think, the heel is relatively high. After wearing it, the running speed is not so fast..."
"You are perverted in the trough, you are still playing Shusha's confession. Right, you think that Shusha wears that kind of shoes, it will be easier for you to catch up."
"Ye Lin, you shut up, I only have uncles and nieces to Sasha, the elders to the younger generation, the hunter's love for the little hunters." Fireball uncles taught me my words, and later licked his dry lips:
"I hope that Sasha wears shoes that are not so suitable for running, just thinking... just thinking that if I don't control it any day, I really push Shuzhe, at least not too easy to be caught up by prostitutes..."
I also said that I am not a pervert. After talking for a long time, you still want to push Shuzhe. You are now starting to buy gifts with him. I hope that one day he will be pushed by you voluntarily.
I can't stand it. Now there are a total of five men in this room, but Shuzhe has no trace of men on the outside, and the three men except me are thinking about pushing down Shuzhe.
I am desperate for this world where everyone wants to push the false mother.