Chapter 840: Smile is the best weapon

Seeing my mother desperately giving me a broccoli soup, or a very bad broccoli soup, the squad leader is quite awkward.
"Mom, or else give me a bowl..."
Finally, I would like to share the pain with me.
Lin Yumeng smiled as elegant and charming as Snow White's mother.
"Stupid children, how can you grab something with the guests to eat, Ye Lin likes to drink this soup, just give him a drink."
Who likes to drink this soup, Lin Ayi, you are too much, as the squad leader's cooking enlightenment teacher, you can't make such a soup that is so difficult to drink, deliberately, it must be intentional.
The broccoli soup is sweet and greasy. I bitterly face and use chopsticks to clip a piece of beef inside the potato goulash. I want to confirm if the beef is also intentionally made difficult to eat.
After the entrance, the juice was tender and tender, which made me happy.
It seems that Aunt Lin is not going to kill it. I have left a living path for me. With the delicious dish of beef stew, even if the broccoli soup is difficult to drink, I can barely go down.
However, when I was happy to plan to eat a second piece of beef, Aunt Lin suddenly asked: "Have you ever eaten the sweet potato?"
"Eat and eat." I don't understand the deep meaning of this question. The four dishes and one soup on the table do not include the sweet potato.
"Oh, before eating the sweet potato, everyone must first sip in the cold water, so as not to stick the syrup, but some people do not like cold water, Ye Lin, which one you belong to."
Is it a psychological test or something else? The chopsticks that I hold the second piece of beef are parked in the air. I am sorry to put it in my mouth without answering the question.
"If there is cold water, I will go to it..."
"This way, have you ever tried to eat the stewed beef with broccoli soup?" Lin Auntie gently glanced at me. "It is said that this is a high-level eating method in French dinner, I don't know me." Can the craft of the restaurant go to the countertop of the western restaurant..."
Don't lie, I have eaten a lot of French dinners at Amy. I have never heard of eating beef stew with broccoli soup, and still add broccoli soup with triple cream. I was so easy to be me. I found that the beef stew tastes very pure, and I will use the broccoli soup to pollute it.
However, although Lin Ayi did not force me to do what she said, her eagerly awaited eyes were no different from the persecution. I had to bite the scalp and soak the delicious stewed beef in the unpalatable broccoli soup. Inside, I got a piece of creamy broccoli beef.
When they are alive, cattle and horses graze, broccoli belongs to the goods they eat, and after death, broccoli finally revenge.
From popular to no one cares, just one step, broccoli soup is like a reversed stone, no matter what delicious food, as long as it passes through it, it immediately becomes a dark dish that everyone dislikes.
I ate the beef stew wrapped with broccoli soup like a pharyngeal medicine.
"You're welcome, try to eat." Aunt Lin said to me with a hospitable smile, but her eyes are clearly on the broccoli soup.
Do the soups that are difficult to drink give me the meaning of fullness? If you are dissatisfied with me, I will use such torture for me.
At this time, the squad leader also saw that her mother lacked goodwill to me. In order to cover me, she began to deliberately open the topic and talk to her mother.
"How did my mother's research work be done? Yesterday, my colleague called to talk about work. There is a new breakthrough. I need my mother to go back as soon as possible."
Aunt Lin, a researcher at a vaccine research institute in Shanghai, seems to be participating in a major research project.
"The big problem in the world, how easy it is to break through, come, Ye Lin, drink more soup."
The squad leader’s attention-grabbing plan failed and failed to stop Aunt Lin’s attack on me.
The unwilling squad leader began to talk about the law and order in Shanghai to transfer the topic.
"Mom, you do research late for work, often go night, be sure to pay attention to safety."
"Fortunately, Shanghai's law and order is generally better than Beijing and Guangzhou. Although there is a liar beauty salon for single women in Hong Kong Square, I have never been to it."
When I talked to Lin Aunt and the squad leader, I quickly stuffed a beef stew with no broccoli soup.
"The things like the liar beauty salon are definitely not deceiving the mother. I am just worried that the mother who is off work in the early morning will encounter a gangster..."
"Then you think about it." Aunt Lin said with a smile. "Remember that the first day I came back, I sent you a long handle flashlight."
"Remember." The squad leader blinked in confusion. "I haven't unpacked it. Does this flashlight have anything to do with Shanghai's law and order?"
Just want to continue to explain to her daughter, Lin Ayi suddenly saw that I dare to eat the stewed beef of broccoli soup, so I began to look at me with gentle and elegant eyes, although I did not say "you are not eating right", but Under the pressure of a strong line of sight, I had to take my conscience and make a thank-you expression, "Oh, I forgot the soup." Then I personally took the delicious beef stew for the second time.
While forcing me to continue to taste the dark dishes, Aunt Lin explained to her daughter:
"The flashlight I gave you, although it looks like a flashlight, is actually a wolf-proof electric shock device that is disguised as a flashlight."
When I talked about the word "anti-wolf", I also glanced at me.
Hello, I am a lone wolf, not a satyr. Today, my attitude towards me is to treat me as a pervert against your daughter.
"This wolf-proof electric shock device is very easy to use. It can be used as a flashlight. It can be used as a baton when it is waved. If you wear high-heeled shoes, sometimes you can use the electric shock function to repel the satyr."
Listening to Lin Ayi's meaning, she seems to have really encountered a satyr, and drove the other party without fear.
"When Ye Lin is gone, my mother will teach you how to open the insurance for the wolf electric shocker and wait for him to teach you again."
There is no need to say "wait for me to go" twice, because it is important, so I have to say it twice, because the anti-wolf electric shock device is mainly used to deal with me, so I can't let me understand how to use it.
"I know, in short, you have to be careful when you walk alone on the night."
"You must be careful when you go to school alone." Aunt Lin seems to have another indication.
Ok, Aunt Lin’s gaze didn’t look at me for a while, and the chance of eating
non-polluting beef stew
finally appeared. The movement in my hand was fast and silent, and I quickly caught a piece of beef stew, from the three bowls of terrible west. Over the orchid soup, I will put it in my bowl.
I am going to hide this piece of beef under the rice so that I can secretly eat beef without knowing it. I am so smart.
The squad leader saw my movements. In order for my plan to be implemented smoothly, she gave me a cover:
"Mom, although there are fewer violent crimes in Shanghai, there are still a lot of thieves."
"Oh, there aren’t many points that need special reminders, and the things that I have stolen from the Institute’s logo are not enough for the thief to see..."
I don't quite understand why the thief saw Lin Ayi's research logo, it would be troublesome, or I didn't have time to understand this, because the squad leader immediately said something that would make me spray:
"In any case, I think there are so many thieves in Shanghai. I heard people mention it more than once. It seems that there is a person named Lu Fei who always wants to be a "Shanghai Thief King" and has not been arrested yet..."
Don't be allowed to sell maliciously, the squad leader's animation blindly breaks through the sky. Luffy is going to be the "One Piece", not Luffy wants to be "Shanghai Thief King". You really don't know, or you have to play in front of your mother. Let me successfully take the beef stew.
It turned out to be contrary to your wish. You said that Luffy was going to be the "Shanghai Thief King". The seriousness made me laugh too much. I tried my best to hold me laughing. I didn't put the beef stew stable. Unfortunately, Let the beef stew fall into the broccoli soup below.
The spilled soup contaminated the table and a small amount splashed on my collar.
As the table was too full, the napkin was placed on the coffee table a little further away. The squad leader saw the soup sprinkle and immediately got up and went to the next to give me a napkin.
A few seconds after the squad leader got up and walked over to the coffee table, Aunt Lin lowered her voice and asked me through four dishes and one soup:
"Listen to Xiaozhe, you are a boyfriend of Salsa."
Did Shu Zhe report to his mother so much, no wonder Lin Aunt’s attitude towards me is strange. When she returned from May Day, her daughter was still not abnormal. As a result, in September, her daughter immediately had one more boyfriend. Suspicion.
"Auntie, you misunderstood." I also hurriedly lowered my voice and explained, "I am just an ordinary friend with Shusha, and Shu Zhe is joking."
Aunt Lin’s gentle smile has not changed.
It’s a pity that I have eyes and what is the relationship between you. I can still see it.

At this time, the squad leader returned with a napkin. I stopped talking with Lin Aunt, but the atmosphere on the table was darker than before.
"Oh, yes." Lin Ayi suddenly remembered what it was like, said to her daughter, "I chatted with my neighbor Zheng Aunt the day before yesterday. She seems to have seen it once in the morning. Ye Lin came out from the door of our house. This time. Is it something?"
Hey, referring to the end of the school basketball game last semester, I suddenly had a fever, spent the night at the squad leader's house, and confused the squad leader as a pillow, and gave it to the night.
The next day, when I went out with Shu Zhe, I was discovered by the neighbors. I am nosy, you don’t have to tell the squad’s mother, so my suspicion is even bigger.
Listening to the mother mentioned this matter, the squad leader’s face was red, but finally he calmed down.
"That time was Ye Lin's sudden high fever, the body temperature had reached 39 degrees, and insisted on not going to the hospital. I and Xiao Zhe stayed with him for the night and took care of the patients."
The squad leader bit the word "patient" very heavy. It seems to emphasize that I didn't have the physical strength to do anything that was not harmonious.
"Is that true?" Lin Aunt's face was very warm and his tone was quite soft, but the dangerous atmosphere that faintly exuded made me subconsciously feel that "the big thing is not good."
"Because I am working in a vaccine research institute, I have never seen a patient who has undergone clinical trials. I would like to ask..."
Suddenly wide eyes, as if shooting the icy shock wave of everything, I can't help but fight a chill.
"If you take care of the patient, it is necessary to sleep with the patient for a bed and hold it all night."