Chapter 89: Telephone War

I decided to call Xiaoqin when I decided to go home at night.
Not a day I didn't see her, I missed her a little.
But if I don't call her first, she will most likely call me to my house.
If Dad picks up her phone, she tells her father on the phone that something is missing, and the big thing is not good.
The "HHH Association" that Dad participated in last time seems to have set up an illegal server on the Internet, specifically uploading a large number of A films and H games for members to download.
If this is the case, then they are no different from the general yellow website. Sooner or later, they will be cracked by the public security organs. From the president to the ordinary members, they all wear cold handcuffs.
What is different from others is that this association is a non-profit organization. The cost of setting up the server is that the director who is not seen by director Cao and Shenlong is in the pocket, and is not keen on expanding the organization size and qualification review for new members. Very strict.
Incidentally, Director Cao is the organization minister of this association, and my dad is a senior commentator who specializes in publishing profound thought articles on various A-content films with connotations and souls.
Some of the more famous signature commentator articles include "There is no white smile, not a smile", "The voice of the teacher of Heaven", "The thigh of Tianhai sauce and the loneliness of the otaku", "The H version of the Avengers more respect the original" The place"……
After eating dinner, Dad locked himself in the study room, and responded to the customer consultation of the Taobao shop, while playing a large-volume series of "Beijing Hot" series of small movies.
In his words, he should carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of the domestic A film.
I am very annoyed to ask my father to turn off the sound, after all, it does not affect my adolescent.
"Dad, you want you to go against the sky!? The sound of the A film is for the son to hear it! If I raped a female classmate at school, it is your responsibility!"
Dad noticed the volume down, and I walked to the front of the phone in the living room and dialed the phone number of Xiaoqin.
Is it my psychological effect? How do you feel that you can still hear the that are heard in the study? It shouldn't matter? Is it so sensitive to the hearing of no one across the phone?
The phone rang 5 or 6 times before being picked up. It was a female voice with no spirit and a little hoarseness.
"Hey?"
I was shocked and suddenly realized that although I called Xiaoqin the last time, she picked up the speed of light, but today she is not feeling well. The answer may be to take care of her daughter and go home early. what!
The person answering the phone only said a "feed" with a very low volume. It is really not sure whether it is a mother or a daughter!
What to do? What to do? What to do? Suddenly I have to talk to any aunt! I am not ready to be mentally prepared yet!
Don't you say a word, hang up the phone directly? It also seems that I am too courageous!
And your daughter is always entangled in me! I have been jealous of me for so many years as a bully, and now I have changed my new tricks and want to ruin my life! Why should my victim be upset?
After a complicated psychological struggle, I decided to face the aunts bravely. Anyway, I had overheard the conversations of their mother and daughter at Xiaoqin's house last time. Judging from the conversation, Ren Aunt seems to have known about my existence.
"Hello, I am your daughter's classmate, my name is Ye Lin..."
As soon as I reported the name, the opposite voice immediately brought a 12-point anger:
"You, this kid, still has a face to call!?"
The reaction of Ren Ayi was so fierce that it was beyond my expectation.
"Aunt, don't be angry..."
"How can I not be angry? You made my daughter like this, and my face is called my aunt?"
I don't know what Auntie called "to marry her daughter like this", but it has been true that I have been bullying Xiaoqin in school recently.
And the voice of Auntie sounds a bit strange? Is it because of fatigue and anger? How do you feel more hoarse than you have heard in the past day? It's a bit like deliberately pinching the dice in the pronunciation!
I didn’t have time to let me think about it. I asked Auntie to say the same thing:
"Do you think that you are very great? Is it because my daughter has posted you, you don't know how to cherish it? Is she crying in the room after being bullied every day, and my heart is like a mother." what!"
"Yes, sorry, Auntie, I, I didn't deliberately bully Xiaoqin... If she came to school tomorrow, I would apologize to her!"
"really?"
The words of Ren Aunt suddenly became completely hoarse, and they also had naughty and smug sorrows that were not in line with their age.
But her next sentence immediately returned to normal.
"Hey, you men all say one set! Do you want to take a few lie that doesn't hurt, and continue to deceive our family?" Our family is not as bullying as you think!"
My heart stunned. If Auntie ran to my house to come to the door and ask for sin, with the strength of her former world champion, my dad and I would definitely lie down!
In the event of a woman who loves her arrogance, she does not pay attention to the weight. The life of our two men will be explained here!
Although Dad has been hiding in the study room to write A-chip comments since he was willing to land, but after all, he does not want to die even if his father is dead!
So I rushed to ask Auntie for forgiveness and said a lot of good words on the phone.
Like "I bully Xiaoqin because I have historical shadows, and I regret it myself afterwards..."
And "Xiao Qin said that I hope that when her boyfriend makes me feel helpless, our age is not too small..."
However, Ren Auntie did not rely on it, and always accused me of being in a bad manner, and soon rose from the matter to the personal attack.
She said that my narrow eyes look like a parallelogram, and the small eyeballs move in and out like a pinball game in Windows.
I am a leisurely affair with my aunt! So busy in the studio, there is still time to play pinball on the notebook? And the metaphor of the parallelogram is too much! I am also a personal class, not a robot!
I also said that I don’t know that I’m pity, I’m rude, and I’m ungrateful.
"When I was a child, I gave you a candied fruit gourd!"
Auntie, you are too embarrassed to say! The sugar gourd you gave me was taken away by your daughter! If you really want me to eat, just watch me eating next to me! As soon as you leave the little celery, you will be exposed!
Finally, he said: "You Chen Shimei, I already have my daughter and I want to pedal two boats!"
The more I listened, the more I didn’t feel right, so I asked him tentatively:
"What do I have to do to make you satisfied with your aunt?"
Auntie snorted on the phone and seemed to be ready to say:
"I don't want to be angry, unless... unless you two will go to the marriage tomorrow!"
"Hey? What did you say to Auntie?"
"I explained that the police station opened the door one morning, and the two of you gave me a marriage certificate!"
Your sister's marriage certificate! Your sister's police station! The marriage certificate is to be handled at the Civil Affairs Bureau! And the police station is on duty 24 hours a day, there is no problem of opening the door!
If you can say such a common sense, this aunt is definitely a faked copy of Xiao Qin!
I actually lied to me for so long, and sure enough, I am still too afraid of being aunt! When you are nervous, you completely forget to distinguish between true and false!
Hateful and hateful, but if you immediately disassemble Xiaoqin, isn’t it cheaper for her?
I decided to count on it and continue to play role-playing games with her.
Although she was still called Auntie, the tone was no longer timid and frightened.
I cleared my throat and said in a tone like a rogue.
"Haha, if you are aunt, you will be kidding! Just playing with your daughter, will you force me to get married?"
I obviously didn't think that I would be so shameless on the other side of the phone. I didn't know how to pick it up.
"Actually, I am indeed a scum of bad conduct and ungratefulness. I am dedicated to playing with naive and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame, you can only blame your daughter's IQ is too low, you have to send it to the door!"
"you you……"
The little celery that plays his mother can’t speak.
"Oh, there are, you said that I have two boats on the ground. In fact, I also have a hard time. Because your daughter came on vacation, it is not convenient to play, so I temporarily changed people..."
Xiao Qin finally couldn’t help but burst out:
"Ye Lin, you are too much! What if you really want to call the mother! You left her this impression, but I still want her to agree to the marriage of the two!"
"Do you still say me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else? Let me call you so many aunts, and it should be enough to take advantage of it! And who has a marriage with you!"
"I don't care! Anyway, I just recorded the call between us! I will take the recording to my mother now!"
Eh? I am not prepared to have such a hand! I just admitted on the phone that I played with Xiaoqin! If I really let Auntie misunderstand, my family will have to become a slaughterhouse!
"Don't, don't! Xiaoci, don't be impulsive, let's have something to say!"
"Why, is Ye Lin afraid of my mother? When she was a child, wasn't she good for you?"
Compared with the brutal oppression of the bully against me, when I was a child, I was really good to me. I can already say that it made me feel like a spring breeze.
However, when the time passed, no matter how many people I liked when I was a child, now I heard that I played with her baby daughter, and I will immediately anger and rush to the crown, kill me and then go soon?
"It’s scary to say, can’t say it, but it’s embarrassing to hear those jokes being heard by Auntie...

"You are afraid! You are jealous of it because you played with me!"
"You don't always say that you are playing with these two words. How do you want to promise that you won't take the recording to Ren Aunt?"
"Married! I am not angry when I marry me!"
your sister! It turns out that I want to be your boyfriend, and I will get married when I see no conditions in a day! Even if I promised, the national law would not allow two 14-year-old junior high school students to go through the marriage formalities!
I was stunned by Xiao Qin’s unreasonable request, and both sides of the phone were temporarily silenced.
It’s good to die. The dad in the study has changed a film at this time. The default volume of this film is relatively large, and it can be heard in the living room.
Xiaoqin exclaimed, shouting in the tone of the sky:
"What are you doing with Ye Lin? I just didn't come to school one day. Do you have to look at that film to solve it?"
Don't be awkward! Which metamorphosis will call the female classmate while watching the A film pistol! (Maybe Cao Gonggong came to it) The person who saw the A film is my father! But it’s too shameful, can’t tell the truth to Xiaoqin!
"You, you control me! Don't look at A-slices! Anyone who is physically normal, who hasn't seen A-slices! Right, this is my hobby! You didn't say it before, support my interest. Hobby?"
Xiaoqin was asked by me without words.
"Well... I am sorry, I am wrong."
"It’s good to know the mistake, pay attention next time."
I pretend not to be ashamed of watching A film, but I am proud of it. In fact, my father hates to die, and I can’t wait to immediately rush into the study room to unplug the computer.
"Ye Lin, I didn't notice that you are so hungry, it's all my responsibility... But you kneel down and watch the A film by myself. I know it will be very difficult in my heart... Next time, next time or not Can you watch it with me?"