Chapter 97: Poisonous tea

When I walked into the kitchen, the squad leader was staring at the tea set on the marble countertop.
Is it missing tea material? This kind of thing should not ask me, should you ask Xiaoqin?
In the direction of the squad leader's finger, I found out what was wrong.
Xiaoqin's tea cans are many, from left to right: Biluochun, Tieguanyin, West Lake Longjing, Xinyang Maojian... But in front of all the tea cans, there is a large chemical reagent bottle occupying the most conspicuous position. On the label paper, two super-character characters, "Boudou", were written with a marker.
Is this not a laxative?
Through the glass reagent bottle, you can clearly see the powdery substance filled with loess and scum, and you can smell the bitter taste of the medicine through the bottle. It is definitely a fake croton.
Even the most inexperienced students know from countless Qing TV dramas that Croton is a traditional Chinese medicine that causes diarrhea. If the intake is large, it will cause blood in the stool and dehydration. In severe cases, it may endanger life.
Xiaoqin put such dangerous drugs next to the tea leaves, what is the heart!
I must hope that the squad leader will poison himself! It’s a pretty obvious reminder! In the imagination of Xiaoqin, the squad leader must have come to the kitchen to make tea. He suddenly saw the ready-made croton next to him, so he could not resist the temptation of the devil in the heart. He added poison in the cup of tea of ​​Xiaoqin, and then Xiaoqin will run into the toilet very shameful, and the squad leader will snicker and snicker!
You haven't dreamed yet! This is the equivalent of standing on the street, with a big knife on the side of the knife, a banner with a knife handle "welcome beheading", how to see how suspicious! Too suspicious! Absolutely a trap! Even if the squad leader really wants to harm you, he won’t step on this trap!
I am very embarrassed and have to explain to the monitor:
"This is Xiao Qin's mischief. Don't take it seriously. Don't look at her illness at school. It's actually a super-like prankster. I often say some jokes that nobody understands..."
The squad leader frowned and said it was unbelievable.
"That is, her brain is often short-circuited, her brain is broken! Do you understand? If she stays with me, if you say something strange, you must not take it seriously!"
You must give the squad leader a vaccination. Otherwise, if you wait for a while to run the train, you may be able to say something sensational.
The squad leader sighed with disappointment. "I didn't expect that Ye Lin would also say bad things about people behind his back."
Eh? How did it become that I said Xiaoqin's bad words! How did it become that I was provoking the relationship between your two girls! This is completely inconsistent with the image of my iron and blood lone wolf! This is what the eunuchs like Li Lianying in the film and television drama will do!
When the squad leader soaked the tea for everyone to drink, Xiaoqin deliberately waited for everyone to pick up the cup, and then took the rest of the cup of tea and looked at it with a serious sigh.
"Be careful with the hot mouth!" The squad leader reminded me thoughtfully.
Not reminding me, once reminded, Xiaoqin immediately raised his neck and drank the hot tea.
Is this an opportunity not to give the squad leader a remorse? Probably because the squad leader’s reminder is a signal of conscience discovery, whether in the girl comics or the young manga, once the negative character conscience is discovered, it is possible to fully wash the white and finally get a good ending. Therefore, Xiao Qin does not give the squad leader a chance to wash the white. Anyway, should I drink this cup of poisoned tea containing Croton?
"Shot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!"
Xiaoqin was hot from the sofa, and the red tongue bulged out of the mouth, only to make a faint sorrow, she took such a pair of desires, the twisted expression of death, around the sofa on the carpet I ran for two laps, and finally I was stumbled by the skirt, and my face fell down to the feet of me and the squad leader.
The squad leader was covered with black lines, and the cup in the air also forgot to let go. After a long time, he woke up like a dream, leaning over and lifting the little celery on the ground.
"You are too anxious to Xiao Qin, don't move, I will blow you."
Seeing Xiaoqin’s lower body squatting on the carpet, the squad leader simply sat down and took the other’s face. He gently inflated the tongue that Xiaoqin could not retract, trying to help her reduce the pain.
Eh? The faces of the two girls are very close! It seems like you want to kiss! I sat on the sofa and swayed Erlang's legs and tasted tea. It was a special audience!
On the one hand, Xiaoqin is because the tongue is too painful. On the other hand, she may not have expected that the squad leader will be so good to her, so she just sat there and let the squad leader handle it.
"Is it still hurting?" After a long day of work, the squad leader pulled Xiaoqin's hands and asked with sincerity.
Xiaoqin carefully shrank his tongue back and tried to move in his mouth. It seemed to feel much better.
But still can't talk, so he nodded to the squad leader, and later felt wrong, and shook his head again.
Regardless of the confusion of the meaning of the expression, the squad leader finally saw it from the expression of Xiaoqin, and the pain of Xiaoqin eased.
The squad leader poured a cup of warm water to let Xiaoqin contain it in his mouth, then called me to the kitchen to help wash the fruit.
In fact, I didn’t use it at all. The squad leader washed the fruit with a light road and covered it with a sound of water. I asked me a little bit:

When I was at school, Xiaoqin was a bit introverted. Generally speaking, it’s still normal! How can I be so absent-minded today, hot hot tea is also directly consumed?

I can't tell the truth, I have to gamble on it: "How do I know? Her brain is ruined!"
The squad leader narrowed his eyes and revealed a sceptical look from under the eyelashes.
"Is it because you are there? Every time you are on the court, Xiao Qin will behave abnormally. Is there any handle that you have in your hand?"
"Hey, the squad leader, you can make it clear! What kind of handle can make Xiaoqin so scared?"
"I don't know yet... But in general, the evil people used to threaten girls are photos or videos..."
I threaten Xiao Qin? It is her threat to me! She gave me 20 photos and planned to make me a nightmare every day! As for the video... The little bully seems to still take pictures of the process of bullying me, she is the real evil man!
Thinking of the cruel persecution of the bully to me, my face unconsciously showed a hateful expression.
The squad leader misunderstood what I meant, thinking that my criminal was pointed out by the truth, and she was angered and intended to break the net.
"Go to surrender."
"Eh?"
"Now surrender, maybe you can fight for leniency."
The squad leader said that while washing the washed fruit in different baskets, she wiped her eyes with the wet hand, and did not let me see her present expression.
What do I have to do to surrender! Is it that I used to force Xiaoqin to be naked? In addition, what is the sad tone of yours? It’s because the classmates in the class are going to be caught in the small management office. Haven’t been able to meet for a long time?
I don't need you to express my sympathy to me! Speaking of it, I don’t have a naked photo of Xiao Qin, but it’s a lot of your naked photos! Although it is a fake photo from PS for the time being, maybe it will be true from your brother's hand! What is your qualification for the victim of this reservation, sympathy for me!
The more I think about it, the more I feel that the room is too hot, and I stand next to me and start to unbutton my shirt.
The squad leader was shocked by my actions.
"What are you doing, what are you doing?"
"Undressing! Since I have to go into the management office, I should do everything I want to do, and I have no regrets!"
I smirked and wondered if the squad leader would be scared out by me.
The squad leader took a deep breath, then opened the cabinet drawer, picked a 9-inch long blade from the knife holder, held it in his hand, and looked at me coldly.
I feel that if I dare to rush, the squad leader will definitely not hesitate to stab.
"I can't make a joke!" I shrugged and made a helpless expression. "I just feel too hot to take off my clothes. You didn't pull the sleeves up too?"
The squad leader suspiciously lowered the knife in his hand, but did not completely relax his vigilance.
I really want to do this. If I really want to be against you, is it really afraid of this knife? Many of the idioms that used to make the knife are in my hands. The knife that you practiced in the kitchen is completely a front-end in front of me!