Chapter 5:
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I’m Not Your Female Lead!
- Qū Xiǎo Qū
- 1828 characters
- 2021-03-01 11:40:33
After Ye Yu calculated the hexagrams for the already-queued guests, the tea served by Xiao Er at the table shop was so cool.
Ye Yu didn't care, took it and took a sip, her eyes dropped, her eyes fell on the five hundred or two lying on her hand.
Five hundred and two straight eyes looked at her strangely.
Ye Yu took the cup's hand for a meal, then put the cup under five hundred and two eyelids, and almost pressed it to its nose—
"Are you thirsty too?"
"..."
Five hundred and two looked at her disgustedly and turned away.
Ye Yu didn't mind. He reached for his hand and was ready to take the cup back. Then he saw five hundred two suddenly turned his head and quickly came over to lick inside the cup.
The scarlet tongue flashed before Ye Yu's eyes.
The five hundred and two eyes that successfully attacked flashed a proud mood, and then it was ready to retract.
It's a pity that the woman shrinks in half and is clamped by the woman in front of her.
Ye Yu dragged 522 to the front with a half-drag and half-embracing gesture, and scratched the little black dog's chin with his fingertips: "Good, open your mouth, and let Dad look at your teeth again."
Although Wuliang didn't understand what "dad" meant, it intuitively said that this was not a good word, so he closed his mouth sternly, and black grunted eyes looked at Ye language with rejection.
Ye Yu didn't force it, only recalled with his face turned away.
… How did the teeth that came out with the scarlet tongue tip just five hundred two look so sharp?
To that moment, Ye Yu even felt a little bit cold in her eyes.
... or is it true of dogs?
With such doubts, Ye Yu, who had not had a dog in previous lives, put five hundred two on the table. As soon as she took another sip of herbal tea, she suddenly remembered that it had been licked by five hundred two.
Ye Yu silently put the tea cup back and greeted the shop's second:
"Here, another cup of tea."
"...!"
Five hundred and two seemed to feel Ye Yu's disapproval of himself, and the dark black eyes had opened wider--
It hasn't hated her yet!
This woman turned away from herself first!
I don't know if Ye understood the anger it wanted to convey, anyway Ye did not respond. She hummed the uncomfortable song, took out her phone and glanced at it, then frowned and closed it back.
She stood up, "Small second, I'll be out first--"
"You are what everyone calls" Ye Banxian "?"
Just then, a voice suddenly interrupted Ye.
As soon as Ye Yu heard this, he was looking for something. He didn't seem to look at him, cleared his throat, and continued his previous voice: "I'll go out for a while. If there is a client who wants to count, let them lead With number plates, etc. "
"Ah." The shop's second child answered and was busy going by himself.
"Well, Ye Banxian's strength doesn't know how, but the shelf is not small!"
"..." Ye Yu turned his head and saw the person who came: two skimmers, a Taoist robe, and a cloth for calculation in his hand.
It seems to be a colleague who has been robbed of business by himself.
Ye Yu was stunned.
There is no shortage of busy idlers in the teahouse. At this moment, when they see the scene, they have cast their eyes.
"Hey, isn't that Li Gua, who is a named disciple of Xianyu Tianjige?"
"It looks like this is coming to Master Ye."
"I heard that Li Gua's fortune-telling is also a little level, but I don't know if these two people meet together.
"Then take a good look."
"Ah, yes, look at the same."
The gossip in this tea house did not keep his voice down, standing in the position of Ye Yu and the Li Gua teacher, he could hear clearly.
As soon as Li De put aside his mustache and raised his chin, he looked anxious to take the corner of his eyes and go to oblique leaves.
He thought to himself that, without saying anything else, the stance of the "named disciple of Tianji Pavilion" must be revealed.
Then he heard that the woman who stood opposite him and smiled so peacefully spoke:
"Fortune telling? Go to the counter and get the number plate."
Li De: "???"
Did the girl not hear the identity of those people, or did she not see the big cloth in his hand? ?
Before Li De wanted to understand the problem, he discovered that Ye Yu was leaving. Li De quickly opened his mouth and shouted--
"and many more!"
"Anything else?"
"... I'm not here to fortune tell!"
"Oh." Ye Yu answered, and picked up five hundred and went out.
Five hundred and two looked at Li De sympathetically.
It felt that this person had better stop speaking, the more he had to grind with this woman, the more shame he must have.
Unfortunately, Li De failed to understand the five hundred and twenty-two pieces of advice, and rushed to his face in a hurry and stopped in front of Ye Yu-
"I said I didn't come to fortune telling!"
"I can only tell fortunes, nothing else." Ye Yu looked at Li De with eyes that care for the mentally handicapped. "Since you are not fortune tellers, this tea house is so big, what should you do?"
"..."
Li De was stunned by Ye's righteousness.
Just when Ye Yu was going to bypass him and walked directly, Li De finally reacted, and was furious:
"I want to compete with you!"
Ye Yu kept pace: "In a hurry, no comparison."
"Why not ?!" Li De turned back and stopped.
Seeing that the other party looked like a poor one, Ye Yu sighed and stopped.
"Is there anything better than you?"
Li De hesitated, and after a while, his neck stubbed--
"If I lose, I will leave the Magic City!"
Ye Yu looked at him sincerely and said, "You are not in the magic city, it has no effect on me, really."
"..."
Li De hasn't spoken yet, the others in the teahouse are going to laugh crazy.
Li De was so angry and stared: "If I lose, then I ... I will worship you as a teacher!"
Ye Yu shook his head: "I'm not interested in dumb disciples."
Li De: "..."
However, at this time, Ye Yu, who had already gone a few steps, stopped himself and turned back:
"But maybe you are also popular here-‘ teaching fees ’?
Li De: "???"
Seeing Ye Yu looking at him seriously, Li De was sure that the other party was not a joke.
He put a face on his face, with a scornful tone: "If you can win me, what is the fee for a teacher!"
Ye language: "Okay, then I'll compare with you, let's say, what?"
"Fortune telling, of course!"
"How do you compare?"
"Ten points at the scene, how about each one?"
"It's too much trouble." Ye Yu waved his hand. "All said that I'm in a hurry."
"Then what do you say!"
Ye Yu reached out and pointed at the sunny sky outside the tea house:
"What's the matter of human life, the true number one half deity, naturally deserves a glimpse of destiny."
"..."
Li De's squinting eyes widened, and it took him a while to return to his senses, with scorn and ridicule—
"The owner of the Tianji Pavilion did not dare to make such a fool of‘ Destiny ’. You are just a young girl, are you afraid of the wind flashing your tongue!
Ye Yu smiled: "I'm not afraid, are you afraid?"
"... Okay! Today you will give me destiny. As long as you can figure it out, I will worship you as a teacher! And from now on, I will follow the command of the teacher as Guiyu.
The lively atmosphere in the teahouse was still cold at this time, and many people murmured looking at this side.
Although the fortune teller Li De is not so full of fortune tellers, he is also a well-informed figure who goes south and north. Now that they heard Li De swear by this, they could not help but sweat for Ye language.
Li De seemed to be angered by his destiny before, with no expression on his face: "If you lose!"
Ye Yu was surprised: "How could I lose?"
"........."
There was silence in the tea house.
Li De's face turned red.
The five hundred and two in Ye Yuhuai couldn't help but look at her with disdain.
Before Li Deqi's bombing, Ye Yu sighed, a tone of tolerance for children's nonsense--
"Forget it, let me just say it ... if I lose, I'll leave the magic city, okay?"
"Let's count!" Li De squeezed the words from his teeth.
Ye Yu glanced out into the sunny sun, and then turned back with a smile:
"Without a stick of incense, it's time to rain. Let's go back and collect your clothes."
"what??"
"how can that be!"
"That's how the sun shines, how can it rain--don't say a joss stick, it's impossible for an hour!"
There was a lot of noise, and Li De's face at this time had gradually turned from cold anger to contempt. In his view, Ye Yu clearly could not fight himself at this time and was open to fuss.
Ye Yu didn't explain, "I didn't make a divination when I went out, I forgot to bring an umbrella, and I bought one first-if you don't believe it, just wait."
Li De coldly said: "Who knows if you will leave directly?"
"I have n’t received the teacher's fee. How can I leave?" Ye Yu looked at him inexplicably, shook his head, and went to the tea house with 522.
After less than a scent of incense, Ye Yu propped up an oil-paper umbrella and paced slowly in the rain, forming an extremely dazzling and sharp contrast with passers-by around.
The guests who were trapped in the tea house by the sudden rain, and Li De, who stood beside him, looked at her stepping on the rain.
"... is this Ye Master really ... the reincarnation?"
In the tea house, I wonder who muttered.
Others only felt ridiculous when they heard it at first, but they thought about it again, and they seemed to be able to explain it only in this way.
Otherwise, the fate of even the owner of the Tianji Pavilion wouldn't dare to make a fuss. How can this girl be so accurate with just a casual glance?
At this time, Ye Ye, who was regarded as a fairy in the eyes of everyone, pushed the mobile phone in his trouser bag without any trace.
Although the power has not changed since coming here, it seems that it is no longer powered by batteries, but who knows if it will be short-circuited if it touches water?
What's more, from today's perspective, at least this weather forecast is more accurate than previous lives, and it can barely escape the rank of "slabs".
Thinking in this way, Ye Yu stepped into the tea house with a smile of immortality, put the oil-paper umbrella aside with one hand, and then looked at Li De who was staring blankly at himself--
"It's not necessary to go down the hill and the sea of fire. Come, beloved, pay the teacher worship fee first?" 2k novel reading network