Chapter 93: Meow meow meow meow meow meow
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I’m Using the Interstellar Live Broadcast to Raise Cubs
- Wèi Miāo Zuò Chāng
- 3347 characters
- 2021-03-01 03:37:33
Last night, my firework blog post almost completely paralyzed the entire Star Network. Tens of thousands of programmers stayed up late and worked overtime to make it difficult to maintain. Unlimited good text
And the seismic effects it brings are sustainable.
From the top to the bottom of the planet, from cabinet members to ordinary people, many people even gossip all night without sleeping all night, and go to school the next morning, almost everyone around them is discussing this
The royal family was originally a highly anticipated existence.
In addition, Shuo Han itself is the highest status and most unique member of the royal family, and unlike the previous monarchs who were more spiritual pillars and had no real power, Shuo Han is really in power, participation in politics, And holding military power.
And the royal marriage system means that all royal families will have only one partner for life, and everything they have will be shared with their partners. This is one of the reasons why many royal families choose to be single. Many royal families are forced to marry by the cabinet.
Where does the monarch ’s partner come from, what race and status is true love or pure interest marriage
All of this will presumably have a significant impact on the entire situation and the lives of all people in the future. ,
Everyone has the feeling that they are standing at the confluence of historical changes.
From last night to the present, the few official information about Shuo Han's movements in the past three years have been found by netizens, including the possible identity of the young man in the photo.
"Oh my god, did you watch the blog last night, was your Majesty stolen?"
"Absolutely not. Who dares to steal his number and the Capital Star did fireworks last night, which just echoes. Think of it this way, it's a bit romantic."
"It's so spoiled to watch photos and blog posts. It's completely unlike that style."
The Cinderella version of the story that the monarch was accidentally left and was born in an ordinary family but was kind-hearted is the most accepted version for female high school students.
There are still many people who firmly believe that it is a certain young master who has been infatuated with love for ten years, a single arrow turns into a double arrow, a false blind date, and a true love story.
""
However, only a few young people have fantasies about this story, and more spectators are rational.
There is no love in the love story.
Not to mention nothing, from the father of Shuohan's father for decades, and the first companion, none of them were combined because of love. And Shuo Han's kind of cold and irritable personality is even more impossible.
"Fighting, do you think that person will really fall in love with anyone or not?"
"It should be a compromise with the cabinet. Wasn't the old urging marriage before the cabinet? It may be a big move in the political situation. I did not expect that Her Majesty will be subject to the cabinet one day. What is going to happen?
"This blog post looks very affectionate, and it is also good with pictures. It is estimated that the secretary has pondered for a long time, hahahahaha"
"I also feel that this set of procedures is directly handled by the secretarial officer. What official announcements, fireworks, Your Majesty probably don't have that spare time."
"Well, anyway, I hope everything is OK."
""
Different from the hot discussion on the Internet and outside.
Gu Yumian and Shuo Han, who are at the center of the discussion storm, but far away from the ancient earth, are spending the first morning after becoming lovers.
So calm and peaceful this morning
not at all.
Shuo Han "Will you ride me"
Gu Yumian "
Gu Yumian receded "No."
What is this word of tiger and wolf
Gu Yumian actually wondered if he would be wrong. After all, he used to show his belly and claws to sell a cute, white cat like a little snow leopard. How could this be the case last night? What kind of ride is it when traveling?
Not so.
Shuo Han "
He seemed a little confused, looking at Gu Yumian with the kind of eyes you don't have the needs of an adult.
What did the eyes say, in words that young people like.
Very desire.
Very explicit.
The light-colored blue eyes, which are not cold to Gu and Mian, are narrowed from half to narrow, and the sight goes from Gu and Mian's lips to the neck, shoulders and neck, which are gathered into the shirt along the waistline, like His eyes kissed Gu Yumian from his hair to his fingertips.
It was a kind of fierce beast, and wanted to put Gu Yumian's eyes into the bed.
""
Shuo Han reached out and held Gu Yumian's shoulder, "try it."
It was too late and too tired after returning last night. Shuo Han could not sleep for a whole month, but Gu Yumian obviously didn't work, so although Shu Han was a little bit unwilling, he finally let go and sleep.
Shuo Han looked off at home last night when he took off his military uniform jacket and wore the shirt that Gu Yumian was looking for. At this moment, lying on one side and reaching out to Gu Yumian, he was inadvertently pinched to the abdomen when he was asleep, exposing the clear and strong abdominal muscles.
He looked at Gu Yumian eagerly.
I once vowed in private that my majesty is absolutely indifferent to lawmakers. I have never guessed that Shuo Han would have such an expression and look in his life.
Gu Yumian had never thought about it before, and he would pay attention to the same-sex figure.
But after all, it is love.
Still first love.
"" Gu Yumian's ears couldn't help being hot, the tip of his nose was sweating a little, and his back was against the edge of the tree hole, but he still tried to say "No."
Gu Yumian would like to talk about a conservative conventional love, and take it slowly step by step.
Although you have already lived together in advance, but you still have to go by common sense Relationship, then cohabitation and marriage.
But Shuo Han's style and pace are very inconsistent with him, radical.
It ’s like two underachievers with poor grades, but somehow jumped from grade to grade
At this moment, Shuo Han raised his eyebrows, held Gu Yumian's hand, kissed his palm, then the ring of his ring finger.
Shuo Han seemed to like his fingers, especially the ring finger.
When shaking hands, it ’s like measuring the ring of your ring finger, just like what kind of ring you want to wear
""
Gu Yumian stumbled a little.
Then the heart beats faster.
A small ventilated window opened in the tree hole, softly shining into the early morning light.
Outside the window was a little lit sky.
Shuo Han easily took Gu and Mianhuan in his arms, kissed his lips, kissed his lips, and then exchanged deep kisses for breathing.
The temperature rose a little.
From the beginning, they did not understand each other, and even encountered teeth, but now they are a bit proficient.
Gu Yumian thought.
It seems that from the beginning, he never imagined that the two would be separated.
After all, dating, in any case, is still very variable, especially if they were originally family relationships. If the relationship breaks down, even the family ca n’t do it, but Gu Yumian never had such concerns at the time or now. There are also no troubles.
Because it is Shuo Han.
Shuo Han is the kind of person who knows nothing about the world and can't tolerate patience. He wants to work hard to learn how to fall in love and also uses the wrong place.
But he cut off everything and went to Gu Yumian.
I don't know if he should be blindly confident or lonely.
If Gu Yumian doesn't like Shuo Han, he loses.
But how could Gu Yumian dislike him.
""
Shuo Han's hands are very long and wide, with clear joints and a cocoon on his belly.
I didn't know before. Since knowing that Shuo Han is the lone monarch last night, every time he touches his finger, Gu Yumian's heart will ache.
Shuo Han grabbed Gu Yumian's soft heart for a second, and pushed his hand through Gu Hemian's shirt hem, down
Gu Yumian's fingers clenched Shuo Han's wrist "you"
Shuo Han stared at his eyelid for a while.
"You also need it." Shuo Han's voice was a little lazy and eager, with a look of satisfaction and joy.
Although reason tells himself that he should not ask, Gu Yumian still "what is needed"
Shuo Han "Sex, and me."
This remark was too straightforward. The implicit Earthman Gu Yumian wanted to find a place to drill in.
Shuo Han "I help you."
The kiss deepened.
"No, the children are still outside." This was the only reason Gu Yumian could find to refuse.
Never thought, said Cao Cao Cao Cao.
""
After half a second.
""
"Let's take a look at the guests who have all got up without a day. The trip is about to start. The first guest is sorry to bother you."
The little robot in the show group got in through the crack in the tree hole door, and then turned around and got out.
Xing Chong followed the little dumplings, thirty-eight pots, twelve pots, thirteen pots, and sixteen pots behind the little robot, and his two claws covered his face, and he dazed out.
Shuo Han "
Gu Yumian "
Starting today, life in the wild has officially begun. Washing can only be done with water from the river. Gu Yumian first wiped off the stinky Zhang Han with a towel.
Cold channel
"No big, no small." This sentence refers to the pot pandas.
"Courageous." This phrase is about small robots.
Gu Yumian "Okay."
Is this boyfriend a child? The brain circuit is naive and cute.
Oh, it seems so.
Until recently, it was still a childish child to pay close attention to Xuetuan children. Now, except for a little more, it seems that other children are still Shuohan children, not like the monarch that Gu Yumian knew.
What apathy, a little irritability, but still quite cute.
Fortunately, the show group has not been so damaged. The little robot just wakes up the service and does not directly start the live broadcast. Otherwise, it does not seem to have any consequences. They are originally couples anyway.
Gu Yumian thought about this a little while preparing breakfast, but didn't think deeply.
After all, there are a lot of plush children and kids around. It is really difficult to have private time to think about things during the day.
Last night when I was eating hot pot, because I was happy, I didn't even think about saving the ingredients. As a result, the ingredients this morning were directly changed from the splendid spices, seasonings, high-grade synthetic meats, etc. into the most common potatoes, A few slices of bacon, a little flour, a little oil and salt.
From today, ingredients and water will be obtained by completing tasks.
Of course it's hard to fall back and sleep.
It happened that the director, Koala Kookao, was a big help because he had lived alone in the wild before and would make a fire. Gu Yumian simply processed the ingredients, knead the flour to dry, and shred the potatoes.
After a while, the golden potato pancakes were fried on both sides in hot oil, and the dark bacon was garnished with it, exuding a seductive and delicious fragrant flavor. You can feel the crispness with a little chopstick With a tender and sticky feel
When you remove the potato cakes from the pan and let them cool, you can clearly hear the sound of drooling.
Gu Yumian couldn't help but smile.
Not long after.
At eight in the morning, another variety show officially started.
After the official start, guests can no longer see the barrage of the audience, and do not need to consider the issue of interaction with the audience like the live broadcast. This is a lot easier for Gu Yumian, because he has to take care of Shuo Han and The babies in the pot family, as well as the little foxes and little huskies, really have no energy to interact with the barrage.
However, Shuo Han seemed to have something wrong in the morning. He stayed in the camp and did not participate in the recording. It was a little better, but it only made the barrage audience who could not see the gossip regret.
Shuo Han should also have something to do, after all, he is the monarch, although Gu Yumian has not digested this fact too thoroughly.
Beyond that, the little fox has a problem.
When Gu Yumian got up and combed her hair in the morning, the little boy drove a pair of light glasses and looked at something solemnly. It seemed to be something from the Academy of Sciences, and he was not involved in recording.
As for how the barrage will say anything.
noon.
The guests just finished a task and finally got the ingredients. Of course, the job of preparing lunch fell on Gu Yumian.
After dinner, there is a lunch break for Guan live broadcast.
"Ancestral." The Twelve Pot God mysteriously pulled Gu Yumian aside.
Gu Yumian "Hmm"
"There are several things I want to tell you," Twelve Pots hesitated, his claws holding a round face, "The first one is, your boyfriend seems to be"
Gu Yumian didn't understand how he guessed at first. He thought about it because of the previously mentioned foresight, so he smiled and touched the head of Twelve Pots.
"Oh, I already know this, but thank you anyway."
Twelve pots could not help but pat the belly with a touch of his head, and breathed a sigh of relief. "That's good, then there is one thing you should know about the small dumplings are the twenty-four pots"
Gu Yumian, "Oh, Yuanyuan is twenty-four pots. Do you say that big star?"
Twelve Pots ""
Gu Yumian "
Rice dumpling tilted his head "嘤"
ten minutes later.
"So he wasn't intentional when he was twenty-four. His brain is now broken because of the egg-shaped rescue capsule, so he changed to a child, but I don't know why he changed back so long. We have interfered. It has passed, but it will take some time to get better. "
"He should have become an adult in the middle, so he has not been found by that agent. It may be that when he became an adult, you happened to be away."
""
Little Twenty-four Pot knew nothing about dropping his vest and lying on Gu Yumian's knees naively sucking his claws.
Gu Yumian held his forehead "Okay, I know, what else is unknown to me"
"It's gone, all the trivial things next." Twelve pots hehe smiled.
Of course, Gu Yumian didn't know at this moment.
The pot family submitted an application, intending to apply for Gu Yumian to become the guardian of the entire pot family, which was even lightly called as a trivial matter by Twelve Pots.
This process is legal in cases where the races on both sides are different and one is an extremely rare and endangered species.
Although Gu Yumian is a guardian, in fact, this guardianship relationship is the most beneficial to Gu Yumian. He has almost no responsibility to bear, except for the main shares of the profit project and the property rights of the houses. The main thing is that no matter what happens to Gu Yumian in the future, the pot family will be the most solid backing.
No matter what he wants to do, whether to continue to be the anchor, or to develop a restaurant-related career, no matter what accidents or accidents he encounters, whether rich or poor
As long as there is a panda in the pot family, he will always carry him.
Just like Gu Yumian's mischievous cauldron Erguo Sanguo before them.
This is not verbal, but the legal certification of the interstellar has come into effect, but also the unconditional consent of all members of the pot family.
At this moment, Gu Yumian looked at Twelve Pots.
It always felt like he hadn't said anything important.
The chubby panda blinked innocently.
"It's gone"
"Oh." Twelve pots nodded.
"Let's do it, let's go back and take a break." Gu Yumian suddenly remembered what he was thinking about, and almost forgot, "Yes, twelve, wait a minute."
Twelve pots obediently stopped.
While listening to the 13 pots and 16 pots in the corner, the 38 pots and 42 pots coming around, etc. also stopped.
Gu Yumian hesitated for a moment, asking "Do you want to follow my surname?"
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to," Gu Yumian quickly added.
Because Gu Yumian really treats these children as her own children.
However, their last name was the name Gu Gumian, who was not very good at it, because in Sichuan dialect, the meaning of pot is actually brother. Before, it was because they wanted to be a big brother who can take care of themselves. It ’s cute.
Who would have thought it would be like this for thousands of years. There are still many people on the Internet laughing at the twenty-four pot. Their name is too rustic. The last name is really like picking up from a trash can. It's too casual.
I always feel so wronged with his children.
His pandas weren't picked up in trash cans.
There are parents who take care of asylum.
Although he arrived a little late, as long as Gu Yumian lived for a day, he would never want to see the pot family saying that they are all wild children who have nowhere to come.
Fortunately, Gu Yumian is not the ancient earth man who had nothing when he first came to the interstellar. Although he did not reach the point of omnipotence, he went all out to protect the pot family.
Twelve pots haven't spoken for a long time.
I squatted and listened to the sixteen pots and sixteen pots in the corner and said nothing.
Gu Yumian immediately hesitated. "In fact, I think Gu 12 pots, Gu 13 pots, Gu 16 pots and the like are also very nice, but mainly based on your opinions, if you really don't like it."
Twelve pots of eyes blinked, and Douda's tears fell down.
Gu Yumian even blamed herself, "Is there such a dislike?"
Twelve pots, one nose and one tear, crying and shaking his head
"No, I'm so happy ohhhhh"
How can you not like it?
I just like it too much, and I'm afraid of giving trouble to Gu Yumian.
Gu 12 pots, Gu 13 pots, Gu 16 pots
Really good names, nothing better.
After so many years, it is finally true to recognize the ancestors.
The variety show is lively and lively.
But there was no peace on the other side.
The little fox coiled himself with a big tail, anxiously checking what information on the lens, and the small paw crackled the keyboard.
Whenever this time, I just hate my own super brain ability.
But even so, it has ten years of experience in the Academy of Sciences.
"After collection, did you take a sample and analyze the results?"
"Yes, yes"
"Zerg."
There was a silence on both sides of the communication.
I never expected that such an ordinary ancient earth variety show would involve such things. Why it seems that it is premeditated to be near the ancient earth.
The most terrifying thing of the Zerg is their parasitic and infectious ability, which is almost terrifying proliferation. As long as it is a living thing, it can be a container for them.
In addition, their combat effectiveness is also terrifying.
Although the weapons are advanced now, only His Majesty can completely crush the Zerg. Even if other soldiers encounter a bug, it will be a hard fight.
The mental strength sss level has been only one person, even the horrible one, who spent seven years fighting the zerg 20 years ago. This shows how tricky the zerg is.
Where is Gu Yumian now? The pandas and the little huskies little fox are now very disturbed, and they eagerly want to see their families.
"hateful."
The little fox bit his own light brain, and his tears fell.
Its main project at the Academy of Sciences is a secretive follow-up study of the extinct Zerg.
Why is it so useless If its powers are used, maybe it can be found earlier
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