Chapter 270: A farce caused by a cat (1)

Pushing the shopping cart, Lingping was in the mall and first ordered seven boxes of carbonated drinks.
This is his favorite!
Whether playing games or codewords, you can't live without it!
Happy fat house, who knows how to drink water.
After signing the order, leaving the address, and completing the payment, Lingping pushed the shopping cart and was about to leave. He saw that beside the container in the beverage area, there were a few boxes of drinks that seemed to be packaged in some foreign language.
"What is this?" he asked the waiter.
"Gvass of Rohia!" The waiter replied with a smile, probably because he was afraid of peace and did not know what Rohia was. He specially emphasized: "It's the Raksha country of the past!"
Lingping naturally knows this historical common sense.
The previous dynasty called the northern neighbor Rakshasa.
This arrogant central dynasty narrative made Taizu very upset.
Therefore, Emperor Taizu personally presided over the translation work.
Raksha is translated as Rohia, which means the country of Rohies.
Of course, the Rohians don't actually like this translation, they prefer the Federal Empire to call them "Rome".
Its monarch claims to be the ‘Emperor of the Romans, the heir of Caesar’.
These are all learned in Lingping's school.
After all, Lohia is a country where many writers are born.
For liberal arts students, it is a very desirable place.
It belongs to the kind of "I have never been, but I just like it".
Thinking of Turgenev, thinking of Tolstoy.
Lingping said to the waiter: "Then add two more boxes of this kvass!"
"Okay!" the other party said happily immediately.
Lingping took out his mobile phone, scanned the code to pay, and then took the invoice and left with a small song, as if drinking Loxia's drink, he could chat and laugh with those great writers.
Pushing the shopping cart, Lingping came to the cheap clothing area on the second floor.
This is his favorite place.
Batches of clothing, densely packed, hung hangers.
Just walk over and choose directly.
As long as the size is right, you can buy it, simple and straightforward!
It's like the last time I went shopping with my aunt, I had to go to a dozen shops and try on dozens of pieces of clothes. It was horrible!
It is the most terrible punishment.
Lingping pushed the shopping cart, walked through the clothes, took it down when he saw it, and threw it into the shopping cart.
Soon, the shopping cart was full of clothes. According to the quantity, there may be more than a dozen items. Then he stopped his shopping behavior and pushed the cart down to the second floor.
Come to the cat food area downstairs.
He looked at it and found that the cat food for 300 yuan a bucket was only mid-range.
Five hundred, six hundred, or even one thousand or two thousand, everywhere.
Lingping looked at the cat food, scratched his head, and said to Best who was sitting in the shopping cart: "Look at you..."
"The food is more expensive than my brother..."
Meow...
The little guy lowered his head, looking very ashamed.
Lingping went forward, picked up a can of 800 yuan, five kilograms of cat food, and put it in the shopping cart.
Your pet can't suffer!
After getting all this done, he immediately pushed the shopping cart and walked towards the supermarket exit.
Pay the bill, pay, and then lift the cat food and clothes into a cloth bag prepared by the supermarket.
He carried one in one hand and left.
Best kitten followed suit.
Meow...
Meow...
The little guy is cute and loving and screaming happily.
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Ma Baobao stood upstairs in the mall.
He watched the growing crowd downstairs.
He smiled slightly at the corner of his mouth.
this is a good chance!
especially……
He looked at the person behind him, that's an incredible figure!
The palace of the Federal Imperial Dragon Palace Ocean Fishery Company!
A living dragon!
It was also the real noble man he tried his best to finally cling to!
"Huh..." The nobleman suddenly looked downstairs and exclaimed.
"Master Ao, what's the matter?" Ma Baobao asked immediately.
"That cat..." Young Master Ao walked to the guardrail and looked at a kitten following a young man.
His pupils began to change.
Like a snake, but also like a lizard.
In his eyes, the kitten seemed petite, but it was full of aura.
There are more faint things he can't see through.
"Baby!" Master Ao sighed again and again, "True baby!"
Such a civet, even in the imperial capital, is a first-class spiritual pet!
The spirit fox raised by Princess Birouan is probably the same.
And as everyone knows, the growing up of His Majesty the emperor has always longed for a spiritual pet that can surpass the princess Rouan!
If you dedicate it to your majesty...
of course……
Young Master Ao raised his eyes.
He knows that black guards are everywhere.
Therefore, he cannot come forward.
Even if you just say ‘I want’, it’s not enough.
Heiyiwei doesn't care about his reasons and reasons.
Once he was found ‘breaking the law’, his father couldn’t protect him.
After all, the captain of the black-clothed guard was holding the charcoal weng every day to show them these demon descendants.
A car of charcoal, more than a thousand catties, the imperial emissary will not regret it.
Half a horse of red yarn, one zhang silk, tied to the cow's head to fill the charcoal straight!
Thinking back in my mind, the captain's recitation.
Young Master Ao shuddered. He knew that what the Governor hated most was the kind of supernatural beings who relied on different techniques to oppress the common people.
Once found, kill directly!
Because his old man had already taught it.
This is not to be blamed for not teaching.
but……
You can hit the side ball!
The big shots never need to speak directly.
The hint is enough.
Therefore, Young Master Ao looked at the civet and began to sigh again: "Speaking of which, your Majesty's birthday will be next month..."
"As a loyal minister and filial son, I have been looking for suitable tributes!"
"If anyone can solve this problem for me, he will be a guest for me!"
Ma Baobao listened, and immediately patted his chest, and said to Young Master Ao: "Young Master, please wait for a while, and come when you go down..."
Just a cat.
No matter how precious it is, just take the money and drop it.
Ten thousand is not enough, one hundred thousand, one hundred thousand is not one million!
Ma Baobao looked at the kitten who had been following a young man with two bags.
He doesn't believe how long such an ordinary citizen can persist in the face of the ability to make money?
It really doesn't work, there are extra moves!
In short, that cat, he is going to order!
I can't stop him either!
Young Master Ao immediately stopped him: "Mr. Ma, I'm just talking about it!"
"Don't take it to heart!"
Ma Baobao listened with more energy.
He arched his hands and said: "Don't worry, son, there are many old things!"
For the nobles in the imperial capital, decency is the most important thing!
Especially those who have something to do with the royal family, especially care about the skin.
Ma Baobao knows this!
However, Young Master Ao still seemed to be worried, and repeatedly told: "Mr. Ma...I really just talked about it!"
He was really just talking.
Ma Baobao smiled: "Understood!"
He took the people and went straight downstairs.
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Lingping took the things he bought and walked through the lobby of the mall.
He walked forward with his head buried in the crowd.
Best kitten, always following behind, is very well-behaved and sensible.
One person, one cat, left the mall, crossed the parking lot in front of the mall, quickly turned the corner, and walked towards the bus stop in front.
"please wait……"
At this moment, a voice came from behind him.
Lingping scratched his head, turned his head, and watched an old man in a blue coat walking over with a few people who looked like bodyguards.
"Old gentleman?" He looked at each other, thought about it, and finally connected him with the "Mr. Ma Baobao, the eighteenth generation of Tai Chi Xingyi" he saw on the supermarket screen.
No way, it is very difficult for people with face blindness to recognize people.
Especially strangers, it is more difficult.
It's not that he can't remember, but it's easy to get confused.
This is a bit like a patient with a stuttering disease, who has difficulty speaking but can speak.
It's the same with him. He can remember some people, but he needs to meet often.
If you don’t see it for a long time, it will become blurred and confused.
"Do you have any advice?" Lingping asked politely.
Ma Baobao walked to the young man.
He just took a look.
A cheap casual suit, the whole body is not enough for a sleeve of his.
The glasses on the eye sockets can be seen from the e-commerce company.
It might be obtained by bargaining and putting together orders.
Things in two hands are also messy.
This kind of civilian child is very easy to deal with.
So Ma Baobao gave a smile that he thought was very cordial: "Young man, the old man is the 18th generation of Tai Chi Xingyi..."
Ok……
Generally speaking, when his title is revealed, most people will be in awe.
Even if it is not, you will be shocked!
After all, his martial arts gym has opened dozens of branches.
It is also famous in the ancient martial arts world!
More importantly, he has also trained several school officers in black guards!
Therefore, regardless of the two political and business terms, they are all able to eat well.
Face is also great!
unfortunately……
The young man on the opposite side scratched his head with a look that was not difficult to understand.
Moreover, he didn't show any respect for his title.
He frowned and said, "Old sir, if you have any advice, please tell me directly...I have to catch the bus!"
Ma Baobao immediately started a fire!
I condescended to talk to you specially, but you don't appreciate it.
It's not enough if you don't appreciate it.
He actually said ‘I’m going to catch the bus’ naked humiliation.
My Mabaobao, is it not as important as your bus?
Ma Baobao shook his head in his heart, and sighed: "A mortal is a mortal... short-sighted, rude and rude..."
However, his face was still smiling, very kind.
This is normal. In the eyes of people like him, most people are not worthy of his anger.
Why bother?
Right!
Why should I be angry with some mortals who are not in the same world.
Who is the body if you get angry?
Moreover, fighting with mortals will never win!
With the black guard, he can't win!
Heiyiwei is best at pulling sideways.
His disciples and disciples told him about Heiyiwei's thoughts.
The strong must restrain their strength!
The strong must actively make sacrifices to protect the weak.
The words engraved by Emperor Gaozong in front of the mansion of the black guards are still the benchmark of the black guards' law enforcement: if the use of power is not restricted, it will definitely lead to the exploitation and oppression of the weak by the strong!
Therefore, when dealing with related affairs, the black guards will try their best to protect the interests of civilians within the legal and institutional framework.
This is a balance.
Therefore, an ancient warrior like Ma Baobao who stepped into the ranks of transcendents with one foot, under normal circumstances, would try to avoid conflicts with civilians.
Many things are left to the subordinates to handle.
It was this time that it was about Young Master Ao that he took the initiative to invite Ying.
This is to pay the voting certificate, and to show your attitude-Young Master Ao's business is my business.
With this mentality, Ma Baobao squinted his eyes and said, "Young man, it's like this..."
"Old, nearly 70 years old this year..."
"On weekdays, I have no other hobbies..."
"Just love to raise some little guys..."
"I don't know, can you cut your pet?"
He smiled and said: "Young man, don't worry, money is not a problem!"
"You cat, just ask me!"
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Lingping looked at the old man in front of him, then looked down at the kitten at his feet.
The kitten was so frightened, hiding at his feet, whimpering.
The hair all over his body was shaking, as if thinking of something terrible.
"Little dear..." Lingping touched its head: "Don't be afraid, brother won't abandon you..."
He remembered the night when he first met this little guy.
Small, poor, bloodstained all over, trembling with fear.
What a pity!
So he knew that the former owner of this kitten was probably like the old man in front of him.
At the same time, Lingping also remembered that pets like cats and dogs, if they are spiritual, can recognize good and evil in people!
and so……
The old man who looks nice and friendly is actually a pervert who abuses small animals madly?
Of course, these are speculations and there is no evidence.
Therefore, Lingping looked at the old man, the so-called 18th-generation descendant of Tai Chi.
He said very politely: "Sorry, old sir, my pet is my family..."
"The family is priceless!"
"So... I can only regret your request..."
"One million!" Ma Baobao immediately said a price he thought he could not refuse.
Lingping listened and shook his head.
one million?
Is my cat so valuable?
Unfortunately, he is not interested in money!
Moreover, in a sense, he has no concept of money.
Just enough money is enough!
So, he didn't bother to answer and stepped forward directly.
The kitten Best immediately followed his owner.
At the same time, it turned its head and glanced at the few humans.
The anger of the cat goddess is already boiling.
"Stupid humans!"
"The ridiculous worm!"
Had it not been for the master to be in front of him, he had revealed himself and crushed all these fools who desecrated it!
"Two million!" The old man behind him continued to offer prices.
This makes Ling go faster safely.
Because, he felt that he had met a liar.
Two million cats?
Best is made of gold?
Even if it is made of gold, it cannot be so expensive!
It is clear……
Numerous cases of fraud flashed in his mind.
It is impossible for a witty contemporary youth to fall into this fool's trap.
What's more, he has no desires!
Money is like dirt with me!
Tao Yuanming said, not to bend for five buckets of rice.
And he did it this way.
In addition to the bookstore business, he only relies on his own interests to make money!
Even if I know that my cooking skills are great, I don't have the slightest idea of ​​changing my career.
This is him.
His attitude finally angered the people behind him.
"Zhuzi!" Ma Baobao did not speak, the bodyguard behind him was already angry.
Lord humiliated the minister to death!
Those who have been trained know that now is the time to show value.
They immediately stepped out neatly.
Meow!
The kitten Best seemed to be frightened, and suddenly jumped Lao Gao and onto Ling Ping's shoulders.
Lingping was also taken aback by his pet.
He turned his head and looked at the people dressed as bodyguards in black and sunglasses.
The young bookstore owner is not half afraid.
He looked at these people calmly.
Then I looked up ~EbookFREE.me~ and looked at the surveillance camera at the intersection ahead.
The monitoring has been turned around.
So he laughed.
"What do you want to do?" He straightened his chest, awe-inspiring.
He has enough confidence in the country, in the law, and in the system!
As the safest country in the world.
The federal empire’s police are very efficient!
Last year, the fastest police dispatching speed in Jiangcheng City was five minutes, and the latest police dispatching speed did not exceed ten minutes.
And here is a commercial area, there are several security posts.
Therefore, even if he is alone, he has no fear.
The country and the law are his greatest backing!