Chapter 142: Once again, no one believes my clarification... (third more)
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I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous
- Shamanhorse Walk
- 1879 characters
- 2021-03-03 07:19:14
Lu Yuan closed the book.
After he was surprised, he was silent.
He originally wanted to imitate Li Yuncheng's way of interpreting the text, but he suddenly realized that even the transcripts were smashed because of tension. It was really unsightly. If he continued to read, Lu Yuan felt that he would definitely be ugly. .
Can't say that.
Yes, you can't say that.
He stopped.
After all, it is the first time for him to be on a podium where so many people are looking at him. This kind of environment is actually much more difficult than saying the award on the stage.
The acceptance speech at least has an outline to learn from, and it only takes a few minutes, but here...
Ok.
Looking at the time, it only took ten minutes.
There are still eighty minutes.
What can you do in 80 minutes?
Lu Yuan looked at the students below and the teachers behind.
After the joyous atmosphere, everyone looked strangely at Lu Yuan who was silent on the podium. They didn't know what Lu Yuan wanted to do.
They didn't know what Lu Yuan wanted to do, and Lu Yuan himself didn't know what he wanted to say.
An atmosphere called embarrassment slowly rose.
There are still eighty minutes. In these eighty minutes, I can't stand in such an awkward manner.
This is very uncomfortable.
Gradually, Lu Yuan became more and more nervous. At this moment, he really hoped that someone could appear to replace him, or he hoped that another personality suddenly appeared in him as described in the novel, and then this personality suddenly became exaggerated and understands everything. , In the end, it was said that the sky fell in disorder and made these people fainted, turning them into machines that only applaud and only praise.
It's a pity that Lu Yuan knew this was pure nonsense.
Yes, skillful nonsense.
My cheats, should my system come out?
The benefits of other traversers are more or less traversing, and the traversing benefits will always come out suddenly at critical times, but he finds that he is more nervous than others, and really has nothing.
do not worry!
Being nervous is really useless.
Being nervous will only make yourself more embarrassing.
Lu Yuan closed his eyes, then opened them again.
Forget it.
Break the jar!
Has it reached its worst?
Are you afraid of going bad?
"Classmates...Actually, I originally planned to read this book all the time, and read the basics according to the book. I guess the time will be over after finishing the reading. This way I can barely deal with a class, but I find that I can't do it. In this way...because I am very nervous, and nervousness makes me read bad things...I don't know how many times I read it wrong..."
"And I know the consequence of this is that all of you will take off your shoes and throw them at me on the podium... and then the reporter friends from the back and in the front will immediately call me a big liar, Big bastard, of course, it is also possible that President Zheng and Professor Zheng immediately asked the security guard to blast me out, and then I will set a record..."
"Yanying's shortest record of resignation as a lecturer... I guess no one will break my record in the future."
Lu Yuan looked around everyone very seriously, slowly and sincerely speaking what was in his heart.
After speaking, Lu Yuan found that his nervous mood suddenly improved a lot.
"Hahaha... laughed at me!"
"Teacher, do you want to be so humorous!"
"Hahaha, Teacher Lu, don't worry, shoes are impossible to throw up, but smelly socks may be thrown up!"
"Hahahaha, Teacher Lu, I'm really afraid that you would just go on reading textbooks like this all of a sudden... After all, you dare to shamelessly start your own "Rover" commercial on the stage, there is nothing you can't do What about?"
"Teacher Lu, let's go, what do you want to do now? Let's continue!"
"Hahaha, yeah, let's go on, come on! We can stand it!"
The applause suddenly rang after Lu Yuan finished speaking, but this round of applause was accompanied by a lot of laughter.
Zheng Jianguo and Zheng Guolong in the back row laughed. Lu Yuan's self-deprecation seemed very grounded to them, and it was easy to draw the distance between the lecturer and the student.
It seems that they are thinking too much.
It turned out to be nervous.
This is embarrassing.
Ha ha.
The reporters took photos frantically, thinking that Lu Yuan was very good at mobilizing the atmosphere.
After Lu Yuan didn't expect that his self-deprecating words would be so effective, he suddenly became more courageous.
These students don't seem to be as scourge as they thought.
It seems to be very easy to get along with.
Therefore, he simply regarded this lecture as a personal show of self-analysis.
It seems that the contract does not stipulate that you must talk about some dry goods when you come to Yanying to lecture, right?
That being the case, let me just clarify it.
"I will declare one more thing, this matter is very important, because it is telling the truth, please believe it!"
Lu Yuan's expression became more serious.
After seeing Lu Yuan's expression, the students also got serious at the same time.
Is there something important that Teacher Lu will talk about next?
What to declare?
Perhaps it was because Lu Yuan's expression was solemn and he no longer had any meaning to tease, everyone became serious too.
Zhou Yao picked up the pen excitedly, preparing to record what Lu Yuan would say next.
She felt that Lu Yuan's interrogation was just to exaggerate the atmosphere, and the next thing was the highlight.
Yes, the highlight!
"I don't understand the piano playing technique, genre and meaning, nor do I understand the deeper meaning of the piano, the sense of hierarchy and force of each note, and I don't know how to play the piano well, and how to play it. No, I don’t even understand everything that you think is very basic. I can say responsibly that I’m not as good as any of you. Any one of you can teach me when you come up..."
Lu Yuan let out a sigh of relief, not knowing why, he started to declare it again.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Crack, click, click!"
The reporters quickly took photos, but it was obvious that they were not as interested as before, and they even felt that what Lu Yuan had analyzed so seriously did not have any breaking news.
Please, can you come up with some dry goods?
You speak so seriously, we thought you wanted to clarify something very important.
We have all taken off our pants, so will you give us this?
It made us wait for so long in vain.
Ergouzi, can we not be hypocritical!
Don’t you feel embarrassed when you stand on this stage and say these things?
Stop it, brother!
At this moment, the students also looked at your joke, which is not funny at all, and with a cold expression.
Of course, there were a few students who thought they were very smart and laughed very cooperatively, but the smile appeared unusually abrupt in the silent environment, and then they looked around and finally didn't dare to laugh again.
They looked a little apologetic at Lu Yuan.
Teacher Lu, we also want to laugh together, but your cold joke is really not funny. If we continue to laugh, we will be treated as a support.
Please, we can't help you.
Zheng Jianguo, Zheng Guolong, Lin Lingling and others are extremely speechless.
Their general expressions are the same as those of reporters.
This cold joke can only give a bad review.
Too deliberate.
Very bad.
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At this moment, suddenly there was no sound.
There was no applause and no approval.
Instead, the whole classroom is full of an awkward atmosphere.
It was like a crow flying over the black line that "quackquack" cried and flew across, making Lu Yuan's face full.
Lu Yuan suddenly felt very stunned.
He once again proved that no one believed him when he told the truth...
In fact, he no longer knows how many times he has told the truth, but the effect is very poor, this time the effect is even worse.
Seeing this, Lu Yuan could only laugh, but his smile was full of embarrassment.
It looks like a dry laugh.
"Well, no one believes it, just forget it, anyway, I have told a lot of such big truths before, and no one has believed it..." Lu Yuan laughed at himself again.
"call!"
"However, standing on this podium, I really don’t know how to talk about anything... I really don’t have any piano theory or a basis for playing, so I can’t talk about some basic principles in a sensual way, no matter what. Believe it or not, I believe it!"
"However, since I have come to Yanying, I can’t keep you embarrassed so I look at you, you look at me, after all, so many people come to attend the class, I don’t want to be knocked down by you... after all I can't accept it either... There is still a little more than an hour, um... it should be enough."
Lu Yuan hesitated again and again, and then saw a piano next to him.
This is a piano for teaching.
Lu Yuan came to mind when his piano teacher was teaching himself to play the piano.
It seems to be vivid...
He was silent for a long, long time.
Finally decided.
"Well... Zhou Yao, come up and help me..."
"Huh? Me?"
Zhou Yao sitting in the back row was taken aback, then stood up and looked at Lu Yuan.
She saw Lu Yuan nodded approvingly at her.
She subconsciously walked towards Lu Yuan.
"You will write scores based on the pop-up notes, right?"
"Well...As long as it's not very fast, I can write it out. After all, it's not a difficult task."
"Oh, then I'm relieved... Don't worry, I don't play fast, um, very slow."
"Write a score? Teacher Lu, are you, are you..."
Zhou Yao's eyes widened, and her eyes widened in her heart.
Afterwards, she watched Lu Yuan tidy up his clothes, then slowly came to the piano and silently opened the piano's lid.
He took a deep breath again.
There are really few piano songs in his mind...
There are only two piano songs that can be played completely.
Most of the rest of the piano music is bumpy, either forgetting this or that.
In short, if there are no accidents for a while, I can't remember it.
In fact, Lu Yuan really didn't want to do this.
He really didn't want to expose his way of playing the piano to so many people...
However, I have clarified so many things before...
What else would I be afraid of?
At this point, is it important to be ashamed?
In fact, it is not important anymore.
"Ding……"
Lu Yuan sat down and closed his eyes.
A piano tune appeared in his mind, and then he gently pressed the keys.
Of course, he is not skilled.
The original version of this piano piece is actually a guitar piece.
However, there is no problem in adapting it to piano music.
When the notes sounded, everyone stared at Lu Yuan.
There was a strange emotion in everyone's hearts...
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"God!"
"Gosh, Lu, damn, damn!"
"Liar, liar, big liar, big liar!"
"Ah!"
"God, please bring down the thunder and kill this man!"
"Damn, why am I not in China now, I should go to China!"
"what!"
After watching Lu Yuan on the live broadcast platform, Edward was very angry and frustrated, and helpless when he was angry!
In short, he could not wait to rush into the computer and come to the scene, violently pointed at Lu Yuan's nose and called a big liar!
Didn’t you say that you will never play the piano again?
con man!
big liar!