Chapter 511: What's wrong with this **** stick? Isn't it right?

"Goodbye in 2003, come on in 2004!"
"Resign 2003, usher in 2004, 2004, I hope to spend it with everyone!"
"In the coming year, I will make more good movies for everyone. I hope everyone will support me as always..."
"May the company be as lush as the grass and trees in the spring, and that everyone in the company is as carefree as a fish. May..."
"In the new year, make great plans..."
"..."
Time passed day by day.
At the end of 2003, a new chapter in 2004 was ushered in.
Immediately after midnight at 12 o'clock, countless names of wishes and short messages of blessing appeared on Weibo.
Wei Changjun, Li You, Zhang Tong, Wei Lai, Zheng Jianguo...
These well-known celebrities from all walks of life also posted a summary review of 2003 and their expectations for 2004.
In the early morning of January 1st, a tornado of retrospection and wishes was set off on the entire Weibo. This tornado ravaged the entire entertainment circle. Almost some famous directors and stars in the entertainment circle followed the trend.
In the morning, the pages and daily newspapers of the major entertainment circles were filled with the blessings of the stars. It was so lively.
However, the only thing that makes netizens feel strange is that Lu Yuan's Weibo is always empty.
There is always no news.
"It's weird, how come this wave of heat has lost two dogs?"
"Yeah, Ergouzi, the king of heat, why has it been so quiet these ten days? It's so uncomfortable..."
"It's a new year, shouldn't Ergouzi post or express feelings on Weibo? Why is there nothing?"
"Is it brewing?"
"possible……"
"Don't worry, with Ergouzi's urinary sex, the silence now is just for a better outbreak. On such an important day, it is impossible for Ergouzi not to appear."
"That's right, I also think something is brewing in this product. Please wait slowly. The finale or something, aren't they all the last ones coming up?"
"You install it first, and after you install it, I will install it again..."
"Don't worry, let the bullets fly?"
"Hahaha."
"..."
Although Lu Yuan did not appear in this heat wave of retrospection and blessing, the discussion about Lu Yuan has never stopped. Instead, the ridicule is quite lively.
Everyone was very accustomed to Lu Yuan's quiet for a while, and then a series of sorrowful behaviors suddenly appeared.
With Lu Yuan's temperament, how could he let other people cover his brilliance?
I definitely don't want to, there must be some new operation in the making, as for when it suddenly blasts out, I don't know.
tentatively……
Is this a surprise?
However, some things are strange.
Lu Yuan was always quiet during the day on January 1, and everyone thought that Lu Yuan would mess up at night.
But it's strange...
By about eleven o'clock in the evening, everyone still didn't see Lu Yuan's news.
Are you going to come back again?
Pinched at twelve o'clock?
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China Southeast Entertainment News.
"Has his Weibo updated?"
"No, not yet..."
"It's 11:30, why hasn't it been updated? Is there any other news?"
"Well... I checked the Internet just now, Lu Yuan has no other news, even if there is, it is the previous news..."
"Huh? What does this mean, there has been no other news in Lu Yuan for more than ten days?"
"No……"
"Strange."
"Editor in chief, what should we do?"
"Keep waiting!"
"Wait? It's almost twelve o'clock, Lu Yuan shouldn't make any news..."
"Lu Yuan has never played cards according to common sense. Wait another half an hour..."
"it is good."
…………………………
"Entertainment News Events" studio.
Twelve o'clock.
"not yet?"
"No……"
"It's weird, why is there no news when this is over at 12 o'clock? Is it really like a netizen's pinch? No way, pinch or twelve o'clock when will it be pinched? Wait! This is so beautiful too."
"Yeah, it's weird..."
"Weird, really weird..."
"Then...what shall we do?"
"Keep waiting!"
"Wait? Just wait any longer..."
"What are you afraid of, all night today, you must grab the latest news..."
"..."
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Joaquin.
Han Lu stared at Lu Yuan's Weibo with insomnia.
Brush almost every few minutes.
However, when it was two or three in the morning, Han Lu never saw the latest news.
Everything is calm.
It's even so calm that it makes people frustrating.
Han Lu felt unbelievable.
Why doesn't Lu Yuan post Weibo?
Now the overall box office of "Western Journey" has started to go downhill after half a month of vigorous rushing. At this time, shouldn't he show up a wave of advertisements, or make a bit of a show to win the box office?
One billion!
Does Lu Yuan want the record of China’s first billion box office director?
This is not scientific!
In fact, the more Han Lu thinks about it, the more it hurts.
In fact, he wants to go on a wave of hot searches on Weibo today. He has all the resources ready, and he waits for the right time to cooperate with the "City Fortress" hype.
to him……
wrong!
Not for him, but for the entire crew of City Fortress, this timing is very important.
Lu Yuan is a variable!
Yes!
Lu Yuan, the shit-chucking stick, is pretty good, but he likes to suddenly run over to grab the heat when people are excited about bombing Toutiao, and then let the guy who bombed Toutiao leave the scene tragedy by slapping his face.
This is not the first time Lu Yuan has done this kind of operation!
In other words, this guy often likes to do it this year!
How many people in the entertainment industry have not suffered such a loss?
Which ones have not been so tragic?
but……
Some things are so weird.
Therefore, the "City Fortress" team and Han Lu were prepared to wait until Lu Yuan came to a wave of show operations, and then when the heat gradually subsided, they would bomb again.
This is what they call timing.
but……
People are not as good as heaven.
"Grass! Why don't you come to the show? What a special thing, if you don't come again, it will be dawn!"
"Lu Yuan, are you crazy? Everyone is preparing for the New Year. Why don't you post Weibo?"
"Are you deliberately targeting me?"
"Impossible... No! It can't be against me!"
"Wait a little longer."
When the white fish's belly gradually appeared that day, Han Lu suddenly cursed at the computer with dark circles under his eyes.
The weak, gentle and elegant appearance in the usual days is completely gone.
Not only him, but his team is also quite speechless.
In the past few days, his team has been going to "Remote" Entertainment to inquire about the latest news almost every few hours, but apart from Wang Xiaoyang joining "Remote" Entertainment as a new artist of "Remote" Entertainment, other aspects have always been calm and scary.
"Is it... really no news?"
"This... why don't you wait another day?"
"Well, wait..."
"That's not right, how does this pooping stick change urinary sex?"
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January 2nd.
The entertainment industry is always quiet.
There has never been any news from Lu Yuan. Instead, the premiere of an American film called "Brokeback Mountain" burst into waves.
However, no matter how hot there is, Lao Mei has nothing to do with China.
It is impossible for this kind of film like "Brokeback Mountain" to be released on the mainland of China. After all, the plot inside does not conform to the mainstream aesthetics of the public.
It was premiered once in Taiwan Island in China, but the box office seemed ordinary, and it didn't make any waves at all.
Of course, these things are not things that the entire Chinese entertainment industry cares about.
What concerns the entire China Entertainment Circle is that Lu Yuan is really not stuck in time.
everything is……
Surprisingly weird?
then……
I don’t know when there were rumors on the Internet. Some people said that Lu Yuan was sick, some people said that Lu Yuan was hospitalized with a cold, and some people said that Lu Yuan was really exhausted and there were no hot spots to stir.
In short, all kinds of eye-popping rumors bombarded the entertainment circle like a plague. After seeing the latest news of Lu Yuan, various newspapers immediately used their ability to read pictures and compile stories. What hospital, what ward, what? United States……
There are various versions of the story.
These versions also hit the headlines of the entertainment industry for several days. There is a feeling that Lu Yuan is not in the entertainment industry, but the entertainment industry is always his legend.
but……
Lu Yuan himself never responded, and even his Weibo has never been updated.
On January 5th, Han Lu and his team really couldn’t resist this inexplicable tension, and finally announced that "City Fortress" was officially launched. At the same time, they also spent a lot of money to buy countless traffic and various Hot news from the big entertainment industry...
After spending a series of resource efforts, coupled with deliberate hype, this "City Fortress" has made the headlines of the entertainment circle in Han Lu's uneasy state of mind, occupying major popular portals...
After getting on the headlines, Han Lu and his team are like enemies, and they will continue to wait for the emergence of Lu Yuan.
This makes all the media and netizens feel a little hell.
We have been waiting for so long, and we are looking forward to your show.
result?
No news?
Special!
What are you doing?
Special!
Suddenly lived in seclusion?
This is not scientific!
One day has passed!
After Han Lu saw that his hot spots were still on the headlines, he was a little confused and wiped his eyes in disbelief.
then……
He felt excited that he was about to cry.
Lu Yuan, this stuff!
not coming!
Did not come to snipe him!
Could it be that my time is coming?
People are happy when they are happy!
In his excitement, Han Lu felt a little weak in his body, he was a little...
Dizziness and anemia?
Not only was he not sad, but ecstatic!
Go to the hospital to check out a certificate and post on Weibo, otherwise, what if you diagnose that everything is normal?
When I was successfully diagnosed with mild anemia, I posted a message on Weibo without saying anything, and spent money to brush a large wave of traffic.
Han Lu laughed.
Hey……
My life is so lonely and boring...
………………………………
Lu Yuan really retreated?
Of course it is possible.
Why is it so low-key?
Ok……
The headlines in the entertainment circle have nothing to Lu Yuan, even the slightest attraction.
He has some salted fish.
After the recording of "China on the Bite of the Tongue", he has been obsessed with psychology every night recently, and he has become a bit unable to extricate himself.
At the same time, as the weather got colder and colder, Lu Yuan found that he couldn't get up more and more...
He stayed in the company and stayed in bed until nine o'clock before yawning amid Wang Jinxue's helpless knock on the door.
The first thing he got up was to look at the calendar on the wall.
This year's New Year is February 14.
New Year...
Ok!
There is still more than a month.
Unlike other people in the company who are diligent and diligent, Lu Yuan, like an employee, hopes that the company will take a holiday early to go home for the New Year every day.
He feels that his aura is really incompatible with the company.
He even planned to give all employees of the company a one-month holiday this Chinese New Year, and then come back to work in March.
He also wants...
Be a salted fish!
However, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind keeps on...
Zhou Xianzu of CCTV came to the company with director Li Mingrui.
Today's Spring Festival Gala is in charge of director Li Mingrui.
Li Mingrui is ambitious and hopes to make a big and bold wave of this year's Spring Festival Gala.
There are even ideas to change the theme song of the Spring Festival Gala!
and so……
How could he let Lu Yuan go?