Chapter 736: Hi Daddy can use this?
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I Really Didn’t Want to Be Famous
- Shamanhorse Walk
- 1701 characters
- 2021-03-03 07:22:57
"This...this Nima, is this so beautiful?"
"Participate in the celebrity imitation show, and then imitate myself, but didn't even enter the preliminary round and was directly eliminated?"
"Zhou Shuai? Isn't this Ergouzi's name on Weibo, this... use this as a pseudonym?"
"What did the judges say?"
"Hu Zai, clothes? Not like Lu Yuan? Can participate in the resurrection match of the imitation show? This..."
"Fuck, if it wasn't for the "Lonely Northern Hemisphere" that suddenly became a big hit, I really didn't know that Ergouzi was so beautiful? Really, it was almost six times. Pouch, sorry, I couldn't hold back... I will continue to watch Video from the preliminary round!"
"What? This "Lonely Northern Hemisphere" is not Ergouzi's song? Doesn't the judge know that this song was written by Ergouzi, wait, are these judges going to laugh at me?"
"My day! It's awesome!"
"No, what did I see? Oh my god, what did I see, broke the news, Ergouzi, I like to be a father?"
"The official WeChat account of "China Peripheral Entertainment News" has exploded!"
"Oh my God! Just finished showing love at the Spring Festival Gala, now come again?"
"..."
"..."
Lu Yuan was eliminated in the "Star Imitation Show" trials.
However, his song "Lonely Northern Hemisphere" suddenly became popular!
The melancholic singing, with a touch of affection, but also with a hint of softness, as if telling a story...
Sing this song directly again.
After the fire, the vest of "Lu Shuai" naturally caught fire.
Everyone on the Internet is looking for the person "Lu Shuai".
then……
When one broke the news of Lu Yuan’s neighbors, it was searched on top, and then a series of photos of Lu Yuan went home...
Everyone suddenly realized that this Lu Shuai was fucking...
It turned out to be Lu Yuan!
Lu Yuan!
This guy has nothing to do to participate in a competition that imitates himself?
This is so...
When seeing this, everyone felt like they were overturned by Lu Yuan.
Everyone looked at the video of the game again, when they saw that Lu Yuan was told by the judges to be eliminated in the first round, but he could participate in the wild card...
All the netizens were shocked by the judges.
Everyone's eyes widened.
Lu Yuan participated in the competition already enough, and then the first round of the game was brushed down...
It's simply...
Sao broke the sky!
At this moment!
The major platforms took this incident as a joke, and it became popular on the Internet.
All kinds of 666 are blinding everyone's eyes.
However, when everyone thought this was Lu Yuan’s latest news...
This neighbor broke the news again!
What broke the news?
The content of this revelation was even more shocking. It was directly revealed that Lu Yuan's wife, Vice President Wang was pregnant!
Lu Yuan, happy to be a father!
moment……
666 became all kinds of congratulations, all kinds of happy to be a father.
Waves of reviews paralyzed Lu Yuan's Weibo.
The reporters are naturally crazy too.
All reporters are surging towards Tai County!
However, when countless reporters came to Lu Yuan’s house and surrounded Lu Yuan’s house...
They discovered that the house in Lu Yuan's hometown had already been controlled.
………………………………
night.
Deep.
In Tai County Hotel.
After a busy day, Chen Tong, a judge who was too exhausted and about to go to bed, received a call.
At first she was quite happy.
She thought it was a praise call.
After all, I don’t know why. There are a lot of people around Taixian today, and it seems that many reporters have also come over.
What does this show?
This shows that the show is hot!
unfortunately……
This is certainly not a call of praise, but a call of criticism from Lin Long, the deputy director of "Star Imitation Show".
This phone call criticized her for half an hour.
Basically, she accused her of being so dereliction of duty, why she couldn't have a snack, etc.
Chen Tong hung up after half an hour.
She has red eyes.
Looks so wronged, I must cry.
She opened Weibo...
She found that her Weibo had only been followed by about 10,000 fans, but now it suddenly became one hundred thousand points.
The following comments are also maxed out.
"Not diligent enough? Can you also be a judge? This is really..."
"Don't be discouraged, you have a good voice. If you want to participate in "The Voice of China", I hope you can contact me? Sorry, "The Voice of China" was planned by Lu Shuai..."
"Haha, I laughed so hard, this judge is awesome!"
"Is it all right? Once, there was a sincere Lu Yuan standing in front of you, you didn't cherish it, and you couldn't regret it after you failed..."
"Lu Shuai: What? Let me participate in the good voice? I don't even become a tutor, let me become a student? Do I have such a show? Oh, sorry, I even participated in imitating myself, and I was still In the preliminary round, the audition was eliminated, yes, I was just like that!"
"Miss...you are on a hot search! Congratulations!"
"..."
"..."
After seeing these comments, Chen Tong's expression was so complicated that he couldn't help crying!
then……
She is really wronged!
How did she know that a big figure like Lu Yuan would participate in such a competition.
And it's a game imitating myself...
This……
Isn't this what you can do when you are full?
Why is it so funny?
Came for fun on purpose?
The more Chen Tong thought about it, the more sad it became, the more he thought about it, the more wronged.
Then he couldn't cry.
More than ten minutes later, her cell phone rang.
She quickly answered the phone, but the director called.
She answered the phone carefully.
"Hey……"
"Why are you crying, crying?"
"No, director, no..." If Chen Tong is a judge from another province, she is not afraid of the deputy director at all, but after all, she is only in charge of a county's sea selection judge, and in fact she is only a marginal figure in the station.
Don't talk about the director, even the deputy director of the show is a big man in her eyes.
"Come to the station tomorrow, the director wants to see you in person!"
"Ah..." She shivered when she heard this.
"Ah what, it's not a bad thing, hurry up, you may be going to the sky in one step, the ratings of this program are bursting, remember, no matter what the reporter asks, it is a hype. The director has already contacted Mr. Lu. Now, President Lu will send a clarification statement...really, I really don’t know how many of you kowtow, how did you get lucky, hit such a big one and it’s cheap, the effect of the show is really amazing."
"what!"
"Get ready!"
"Good good!"
After hanging up the phone again, Chen Tong stood blankly on the spot...
I hit shit?
? ? ?
this moment……
She didn't know whether she should cry or laugh.
…………………………
Tang Minghui naturally wanted to call Lu Yuan.
after all……
Lu Yuan's sorrowful operation, and it was spread on the Internet as a joke, this was really unexpected to Mr. Tang.
Anyway...
This is the end!
If you don't want to end it, this will be a great blow to the authority of the entire "Star Imitation Show" program.
After all, the real celebrity is standing in front of you, and if you don’t recognize it, what authority does this show have?
What are the judges?
Is it a fart?
The negative effects are too great.
Facing Mr. Tang's good discussion, Lu Yuan naturally wouldn't say anything else, and he was naturally willing to cooperate.
After all, thinking about it carefully, it seems that I have caused trouble.
In short, after discussing with Director Tang, Lu Yuan finally came up with a solution, that is, he went to Weibo to clarify that this was only a program effect and it was over.
Moreover, posting this Weibo has no effect on Lu Yuan himself, on the contrary it has benefits!
What are the benefits?
nonsense!
Isn't "World of Warcraft" going to be promoted?
Now that this matter on the Internet has been so hot, and after I have clarified it, I will put an advertisement in an instant. Isn't this dozing and someone giving a pillow?
Successfully focus everyone's attention on "World of Warcraft", is it not good?
It's so pretty, okay?
Then Lu Yuan boarded Weibo
Immediately afterwards, when he saw that most of the messages on Weibo turned into "Congratulations to Ergouzi for being a father", Lu Yuan was originally happy, his mood of beauty suddenly collapsed, and his smile gradually became dull.
Breathe?
He felt like he was suffocating!
Hi to be a father?
Damn it!
and many more!
Although there is nothing wrong with the blessings of netizens, but...
Lu Yuan always felt like wearing a green hat on his forehead?
What a special thing!
Can Xidangpa be used like this?
Do you know what it means to be a father?
This is for professional green hat users!
I am not the Hulk!
Lu Yuan took a deep breath. Although the world didn't seem to have a profound interpretation of the words like being a father, Lu Yuan still felt very stunned.
Moreover, this is not the most critical!
The key is!
With such a blessing of "happy to be a father", not only can you not scold your mother, but you have to show a smile and say thank you for your blessings. I really like to be a father!
This Nima is too much, right?
Hesitated for a while.
Finally, Lu Yuan typed out these two lines aggrievedly...
The whole person is not a taste.
"First of all, thank you all for your congratulations and blessings. I really want to be a father. Well, then, it’s about my recent participation in the "Star Imitation Show". In fact, I and the program team are talking to everyone. Just kidding, everyone understands, this is just a publicity. Secondly, I want to solemnly mention one thing to you, that is, at the beginning of March, one of the world's top and top game "World of Warcraft" of our company will soon... …" Just when Lu Yuan typed these lines, and then sent them out...
His brain was shocked suddenly.
and many more!
To be a father?
Imitation show?
and many more!
Didn’t Jinxue say that those people don’t understand what it looks like under the celebrity lens? Then, they will be very curious...
So if!
As if there was a flash of light!
moment!
His eyes widened!
Subconsciously took out his cell phone and dialed a call to Director Tang.
"Hello? Xiao Lu, what's the matter?"
"Hey, Uncle Tang, I suddenly thought of a good show idea, no, not one, but two!"
"What idea?" On the other end of the phone, Tang Minghui was stunned when he heard Lu Yuan's bluffing.
"One show is called "Where Did Dad Go?" The other is called "Run, Brother"!"
"?????"