Vol 2 Chapter 404: The earthquake hit, Feizhu cried... (Thanks to Dongjie...

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talk......
Talk?
In the living room, after looking down at Britney Spears, Su Feng always felt that his waist was aching.
To be reasonable, even if it is three hundred rounds against Artest and Kobe on the court, in Su Feng's view, it is not as exhausting as learning English with Britney for an hour.
However, no matter how hard and tired, Su Feng would never give up any opportunity to learn English with Britney.
Because learning is so simple and unpretentious, it can always make Su Feng feel happy.
just......
On the sofa, just as Su Feng was about to use his big paws to learn the word "undress and undress" with Britney...
guess what?
Britney actually flashed aside lightly.
Su Feng: "......"
This is very embarrassing.
Because of the long-term lack of "training", Su Feng at this moment actually forgot the knack of pressing the ball with both hands.
And what was even more embarrassing was that just when Su Feng was about to use a carp to fight back and attack Britney again...
Who ever thought, on the sofa, Britney actually turned away from the guest!
Su Feng: "!!!"
Is Jie the female donor of Milijia?
Loved love.
At this moment, Su Feng, who was pushed on the sofa by Britney Spears, had completely given up resistance.
However, what puzzled Su Feng was...
He has been so cooperative, but why isn't Britney ready to attack?
"Sue, listen to me, I am serious with you now, we really have to talk."
Overlooking Su Feng who was pushed on the sofa by herself, Britney spoke seriously.
Hearing that, after opening his eyes and seeing the incredible scenery, Su Feng nodded and said: "Of course, we can start talking at any time."
Flutter!
Britney was amused by Su Feng.
"I'm talking about business matters, Su." In order to avoid Su Feng from continuing to misunderstand, Britney deliberately increased her tone this time when she talked about business matters.
only......
"Of course it's business, I said, we can start talking at any time." On the sofa, Su Feng, who was bullied by Britney to the point of no fight back, said solemnly to Britney.
Britney: "..."
Nothing.
Since Su Feng was not on the same chat channel with herself, Britney had to teach Su Feng to learn English for 30 minutes.
(Ten thousand words are omitted here)
"By the way, what did you just want to talk to me?" 30 minutes later, Su Feng looked at Britney curiously and asked.
"Do you remember what I told you before, about him?" Britney leaned on Su Feng's shoulder, Britney said with a gloomy expression.
Su Feng nodded.
And then, under Britney's narration, Su Feng patiently listened to a long and smelly story.
"So, how do you want to deal with the relationship between you and him?" Su Feng asked.
"I don't know...because he is my father after all.
But Su, you know what, I am really more and more afraid of him now..." Britney said to Su Feng.
hiss----!
difficult.
too difficult.
It is said that since ancient times, honest officials have been difficult to cut off housework.
Su Feng felt that there was no one in his life.
Because not long ago, he just helped Kobe and his parents resolve the conflict, but now...
There was another confused girl who came to seek her help. What kind of trouble do you think this is all about?
One to say one...
After this tossing, Su Feng felt that after retiring, he could simply become the host of an emotional counseling program.
The ratings are absolutely bursting.
And just as Su Feng was thinking about how to help Britney Spears, Britney suddenly changed the conversation, and the big eyes that stared at her issued a soul torture to Su Feng:
"Su, what kind of relationship do you think we have now?"
Good guys!
Listening to the questions Britney throws to herself, Su Feng is directly a good fellow.
Because just now, he almost said it casually and said the word "".
"I think...we should be close friends, right?" Su Feng replied after looking down at Britney.
"That simply...
let's break up! "And the next second, Britney spoke to Su Feng very seriously.
"Well, good." Su Feng nodded with a smile and agreed.
At this time, Britney was not calm.
"No, I'm talking about breaking up with you, why didn't you react at all?" Britney looked at Su Feng with a dazed expression.
After spreading his hands, Su Feng smiled and said, "Because according to our previous agreement, it is time for us to'break up' now."
Bang, bang.
After hitting a certain part of Su Feng with her knees twice, Britney said angrily: "Be serious, Su."
Su Feng: "......"
Not...
You talk about things and talk about things, can you not be rough?
On the sofa, after comforting his little brother for a while, Su Feng said helplessly: "Didn't you have found a solution to the problem?
So why do you force me to give you an idea? "
Looking up at Su Feng, Britney Spears reluctantly said: "That won't work, because as my boyfriend, you have to carry this pot."
Su Feng: "......"
I can't refute the overbearing reason!
"However, are you sure this way, can you solve your troublesome dad?" Su Feng asked concerned about the English that Britney had taught herself for so long.
"I don't know, but since he proposed it, why didn't I just follow what he meant?" Britney smiled slyly.
Su Feng: "......"
No blows, no blacks.
I don't know why, Su Feng always feels that the people around him have started to become more cunning after mixing with him for a long time.
"No problem, for the sake of you and your father's filial piety for the father and son, I'll help you." Touching Britney's head, Su Feng said.
At this time, Britney suddenly threw a new question to Su Feng.
"Next, how should we two get along?" Britney asked curiously.
"Didn't I just say it? We have always been close friends!"
With his arms around Britney's slender waist, Su Feng, who had been relieved from the pain just now, decided to take advantage of the situation to review the technique of pressing the ball with both hands.
And as Britney’s silver bell-like laughter rang, an extraordinary soul exchange began again in the living room...
...
On the morning of July 1, US time.
As the first day of the opening of the NBA free agent transfer market, people are curiously guessing what will happen next summer...
Suddenly, an earthquake hit, making the whole world crazy about it.
Because on the morning of the 1st, Britney and Su Feng have officially announced the news of their "breakup" through their agents.
All major television stations in the United States interrupted the news at the first time.
The last time there was such a grand occasion, it had to be traced back to when Michael Jordan came back.
In just a few hours, people went from being dumbfounded, curious, to anger. Almost immediately, Britney’s father was labelled the
villain number one
by the American people.
Because in the news program, Britney said to the world with tears that her father was forced to die, so she had no choice but to end this sweet relationship with Su Feng.
And after Britney announced her chat with her father...
Now, it was the turn of the Chinese Americans and the rabbits of the rabbit family to get angry.
Because in this 20-minute call, it is not difficult to find that Britney’s father mentioned words related to racial discrimination in at least three speeches.
"I really can't believe that such a thing can happen in a free and peaceful America!"
"Although Su is Chinese, I have always supported his relationship with Britney Spears.
To be honest, I can't imagine how harsh Britney's father is to Britney in his usual life. "
"Let that get out of America! Why did he stop Su and Britney from the'Golden Girl'!"
"I swear to God that Britney's father's speech does not represent the position of the American people.
In fact, as an American, I have always liked China! "
Gee...
To be reasonable, Su Feng never expected that Britney's small head could suddenly open up.
Because, as someone who came by, Su Feng knew very well that Britney Spears and her father would definitely have conflicts, but how could he think that Britney, as the "mastermind" this time, would think of using public opinion to escape her father's clutches?
As Britney's "accomplice", Su Feng has no psychological burden for Britney's father.
In Su Feng's previous life, in order to make his daughter his own money-making machine, Britney's father even took his daughter into a dementia and lunatic mental patient.
And in January 2008, on a cold afternoon, without informing Britney, he actually applied to the court to deprive Britney of her personal freedom.
At this point, Britney started the second half of her life of self-defeating.
Therefore, just like Britney's father...
In Su Feng's view, it is not worthy of sympathy.
Moreover, he didn't say that he would not become an obstacle between himself and Britney Spears in the future. Just his remarks that were more than Morey than Morey, Su Feng felt that he was damned.
Of course, the main reason why Britney was so smart this time, thinking of using public opinion to escape the clutches, the main reason is because she feels true freedom when she usually learns Chinese with Su Feng.
You may not believe it.
This period of time in Toronto may have been the easiest time for Britney Spears in her life.
Therefore, after her father repeatedly instilled in herself a certain idea of ​​using Su Feng to further expand her reputation, inspired by Su Feng, Britney also started her "father-loving son". Filial piety is the way to buried thunder for his father.
result......
After seeing his daughter fainted by Su Feng, because of fear of losing someone from Britney's money tree, he naturally jumped into the big pit that Britney had prepared for him.
But originally, Su Feng was also worried about how he and Britney should continue the next development.
After all, if you say that they are real boyfriend and girlfriend...
Su Feng always feels strange.
Therefore, taking this opportunity to "break up", in Su Feng's opinion, he and Britney Spears are really too profitable.
As a result, all summer traffic was earned by myself and Britney.
Secondly, if Britney didn't really break up with herself, then I'm afraid his father still has a chance to make a comeback in the future.
But now...
He has only been buried by the angry American people.
Three come...
After the wind is calm, if he and Britney Spears want to continue to the next step, then Su Feng feels that he still needs to confess to Britney Spears.
As for his relationship with Britney before the next step?
On the evening of the 1st, just when the CP fans all over the world were feeling sorry for these two people...
In Su Feng's villa...
Su Feng felt that if he didn't stop Britney as soon as possible, it was very likely that his villa would be burned by Britney in the next second.
"No... I said... You grow up so old, haven't you even been in the kitchen?" Su Feng said silently as he looked at Britney Spears in the kitchen.
But after hearing that, after Chong Su Feng showed a sweet smile, Britney replied confidently: "No."
Su Feng: "......"
Got...
Su Feng felt that if he wasn't angered by Kobe in the future, he would have been "poisoned" by Britney.
"Who are the people I met?" Su Feng thought silently and happily that day.
...
In other words, at the same time that Su Feng and Britney Spears successfully contracted the media for the entire summer through their "breakup"...
TNT TV station...
Charles Barkley is also going on, the most heartbreaking interview in his life.
In Su Feng's previous life, Barkley, who was supposed to retire halfway through the 9900 season, did not choose to retire for some reason.
And after noticing that someone had forgotten himself, Barkley made a decisive decision that it was time for him to remind the bastard.
Barkley, who has a good personal relationship with Su Feng, knows that Su Feng's biggest hobby is watching TNT TV's basketball programs.
So, taking advantage of Smith's invitation to visit TNT TV station, at the beginning of this show, Barkley opened his own crazy hint.
For example, when introducing himself, he did not hesitate to laugh at himself as a player that nobody wanted.
For example, when the host of TNT TV station Derek talked to himself, Barkley emphasized on the show that he has not retired, but the fact that nobody wants him.
However, maybe it is because Barkley's self-deprecating show is not enough...
In the process of recording the show, because Barkley Old Gang thought that Yao Ming would become a super center in the future, Kenny Smith directly complained: "Hey, Charles, when, no player who won the championship...
In front of a player who has won the championship twice, can you talk about it? "
And heard...
Barkley exploded.
Because you know...
Kenny Smith, he didn't just confuse this sentence!
"Charles, do you know why some people work with Hakeem and Clyde to win two championships, but some people can't even make the finals?" Pointing to his head, Smith Continue to fire on Barkley.
And this time...
Buckley couldn't help it.
To be reasonable, if it weren't for thinking that he might have to hold the thigh of the little man in front of him after he retired in the future, Barkley would have given Smith an iron elbow at that time.
"Kenny, as an excellent basketball host, I think you should reduce some personal attacks on guests.
Moreover, don't you think your remarks that Yao will definitely become a super center in the future are too absurd?
Oh, god, we haven't even watched him even a game. Why can you be so sure that he will become a player like Shaq?
Is it because he is a compatriot of Su?
However, don’t forget that Su’s compatriot also has a player called Wang... Zhi... Zhi. "Forcibly resisting the anger in his heart, Barkley continued to argue with Smith.
"But Charles, why do you think Yao will not be a super center?
He has height, speed, and even a precise shot.
And man, it’s the 21st century now. If you don’t know Yao, then I think you can go online more.
Oh, by the way, dear Charles, you may be old and you don’t know how to get online.
Because if you can submit your resume online, then I think you have probably found a job. "Looking at Barkley, who was playing with him between applause, at this moment, Smith was so cool?
Of course, Smith dared to complain about Barkley so much because of his teammate relationship with Barkley.
In addition, after the two people quarreled, the ratings of TNT TV station rose a lot.
In Su Feng's previous life, in a few years, the bickering between Barkley and Smith will become a regular column of TNT TV.
When O'Neal also joined the TNT comic group, it would be even better.
only......
Even if Barkley is generous, he can't stand being rubbed on the ground by Smith!
"Let me just say that...
If Yao can get 2 in a game next season...no, 30...
If he can score 30 points in any game, then dear Kenny, I would kiss your ass. "In order to reverse the situation between himself and Smith, Barkley and Smith bet.
"Oh, come on, I don't want you to kiss my ass." Hearing that, Smith rejected Barkley's bet.
Now, Barkley's turn is proud.
"Haha, did you see that, ladies and gentlemen, this is your favorite Kenny.
Now he has surrendered to the great Charles Barkley. "Barkley stared at the camera in the hands of the cameraman and said.
After being stirred up by Barkley, Smith couldn't help it.
"Fine, that's what you said, Charles.
As long as Yao can score 30 points in any game next season, you have to fulfill this bet. "Smith looked at Barkley and said.
"Of course. But if you lose?" Buckley asked rhetorically.
"Then I will kiss your on the show!" Smith replied decisively.
In front of the TV, when Su Feng saw this scene...
What can you say Su Feng can say?
One to say one...
Su Feng feels that Xiao Yao's 30 points in a single game next season has stabilized.
Because of Barkley's big mouth, even a dead person can live with milk.
And it is worth mentioning that after Barkley participated in this day's show, he also called Su Feng the first time.
Can't wait.
Barkley can't wait any longer.
After participating in the show and being severely stimulated by Smith's self-esteem, Barkley felt that he had to remind Su Feng and let him invite himself.
However, what makes Barkley desperate...
Not to mention it was an invitation. On the phone, after all kinds of hints to Su Feng, Su Feng actually said that he had forgotten what they had said when they met in Houston!
Not...
Can you forget a "flying pig" as big as me?
"Su, let me confess with you. As long as the Raptors can give me a middle class, then I will fly to Toronto to assist you." On the phone, if possible, Barkley didn't want to leave a beggar to ask Su Feng. .....
But the reality is cruel.
Because, just after he finished speaking, Su Feng directly hung up the phone.
Buckley: "..."
In addition, a few seconds later, a short message appeared on Barkley's phone.
"Middle class? Why don't you TM grab the Federal Reserve?" — "My dear little brother, Charles Barkley's helper, Su Feng".
"Sue, I'm not joking with you, I really want to play with you for a season.
Do you know that I originally planned to retire, but because of you, I gave up my plan to retire. "
No way, since Su Feng didn't give himself face, Barkley could only use the ultimate tactic of relying on the old and selling the old.
just......
"Then you should retire, Charles, really." Su Feng replied straightforwardly.
Buckley: "..."
crooked!
TMD, can you give me some face?
ITM, anyway, was a figure that Jordan had known before!
Su Feng: The same name? Then I TM also beat Jordan!
Buckley:.......
"Well, I lost.
Sue, I want to use your influence in the Raptors, it shouldn't be difficult for the team management to give me a veteran base salary, right? "
Su Feng's previous life, as one of the NBA's most greedy players, can imagine how desperate he felt at this moment when Barkley said the basic salary.
but.....
As long as that Kenny Smith can shut up, what about playing without money?
Anyway, Barkley has earned enough in his life!
And just after Barkley finally gave up his pride, on the phone, Su Feng also performed a repertoire of the rabbit family to Barkley:
Sichuan Opera "Changing Face".
"No problem, Charles, when can you come to Toronto?" Su Feng smiled.
And heard...
Buckley always felt that Su Feng was deliberate!
Ya is bullying himself as an honest person.
Ahem...
In fact, Barkley really misunderstood Su Feng.
Because if he could, Su Feng would never save money for capitalists.
However, right now, even if McGrady leaves the team and Boggs retires, the Raptors' salary cap is already close to the luxury line.
And when the situation is getting more and more chaotic next season, how can Su Feng let the Raptors use the team's precious middle class exception to Barkley?
It's not that Su Feng doesn't care about human relationships.
But NBA rules do not allow it.
Therefore, Su Feng had already thought about it.
After Barkley comes to Toronto, take him to buy stocks and make a fortune.
Nothing, just the Raptors team, the owner's financial resources are really limited.
Moreover, for Su Feng, who is familiar with Barkley's character, he does not want to see a "flying pig" arrogantly pointing to young players in the locker room.
What he wanted to see was a conscientious veteran who was willing to pursue dreams with him.
Therefore ~EbookFREE.me~ It seems that Su Feng's operation is bullying honest people.
But in fact, he was just solving some problems that might happen in the future.
all in all......
God knows how much Su Feng did behind his back for the Raptors?
...
PS: You've been talking about Barkley Lei. By the way, does any great dare to predict how many technical fouls the Raptors will receive next season? In addition, does anyone dare to guess Xiao Yao's data?
PS2: Thanks for the coronation of Dongjie Old Cat! Thanks again for the reward from Dongjie Old Cat League! (In addition, I seem to have forgotten to thank the many leaders. Is there a mature leader Aite for me?)
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