Vol 2 Chapter 524: Too scary and shocking!
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I Really Just Want to Hit the Iron (All I Really Want Is To Play Basketball)
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- 2021-04-11 04:35:25
On the court, after the warm-up, "Birdman" Chris Anderson from the Nuggets took the lead.
As a former CBA star, Chinese fans at this time are no strangers to Anderson.
In the 99/00 season, Anderson, who used a training camp opportunity to successfully win the favor of the Jiangsu Nangang team, began his "Diaosi counterattack road."
At the beginning of his career, Anderson, who was very anxious in basic skills, even couldn't even play the ball in the CBA.
Fortunately, the coaches of the Jiangsu team did not abandon him because of this.
As a result, through the skills and mentality polished in the CBA, after returning to the United States, Anderson quickly entered the field of view of the Nuggets scouts.
And after that, he started his 15-year NBA career.
In the future, there will be many examples of "Birdman" who will return to capitalism after receiving the baptism of socialism and slaughter the Quartet.
For example, Hassan Whiteside, who played for the NBL Jiangsu Tongxi team, "Big White Side".
For example, McGrady once described as "He has the talent of the world, but he doesn't know how to use it" Michael Beasley.
It's a pity, because in this life, when Anderson landed in the CBA, Hu Weidong happened to be playing in the NBA...
So in Su Feng’s memory, the protagonist of the story in which Anderson was blindfolded by Hu Weidong and scared to pee, also changed from Lao Hu to Liu Yudong.
According to Anderson revealed to Su Feng before the game tonight, it was a CBA match between Jiangsu team and Bayi team.
Because I heard that this team has been dominating the Chinese basketball world for the past few years, Anderson, who has always been brave and combative, brought an interpreter to the Bayi team and asked: "Who is the best here?"
After hearing the words, I saw Liu Yudong smiled at Anderson, still half a meter away from the three-point line, with his eyes closed, he scored three three-pointers in a row.
Anderson: "......"
This......
Is this the legendary socialist cannon?
Anderson, who has various connections with CBA, is not listed here.
On the court, after Anderson finished his performance with a turnback and scored 40 points, then it was the turn of the defending champion Jason Richardson to play.
If it is in the previous competition, then Richardson, the defending champion, will definitely be arranged for the finale.
But because the last two players who participated in the dunk contest finals tonight are more famous...
Therefore, Richardson has no opinion on being scheduled to play in second place.
Su Feng's previous life, as a famous top buckler in the NBA during this period, many people said that if it weren't for the amazing performance of Carter in 2000, Richardson should be remembered by more people.
However, Su Feng did not agree with this view.
Because in the eyes of Su Feng, Richardson was forgotten because of Carter...
He was just because he was too anxious about the idea of dunking that he was forgotten by people.
It is true that Richardson has left many wonderful performances in the dunk contest.
But in terms of his physical fitness, he can do better.
Hey, this is not...
As soon as debuted, Richardson, who jumped from behind the rebound, completed a
dull and upright
dunk.
On the board of judges, Pippen, Drexler and others, who were in charge of the judges this year, only scored 9 points for Richardson's deduction.
"Since he can jump so high, why didn't he add a windmill to dunk the ball before dunking?" Kobe asked McGrady with a puzzled look on the sidelines and in the audience.
After hearing this, McGrady looked at Kobe with an expression of "You ask me, who do I ask".
"Are you too embarrassed to complain about Jason? Think about your ideas the time you won the championship back then!
Even if I use my feet to buckle, it’s more exciting than you buckle! "On the side, Carter said to Kobe with disdain.
Kobe: "......"
In fact, in this life, with the help of Su Feng, Kobe's winning the championship that year is already quite impressive.
But...
If you look at Carter's standard of dunking, it really seems to be a little bit close.
And the Staples Center...
After the two appetizers of "not good enough to tell", the atmosphere of the venue, which was poured with cold water, finally began to ignite with the appearance of LeBron James.
At this time, in the stands, Stern was also rubbing his hands back and forth nervously.
On the court, I saw James specially invited a guest when he was preparing to play.
And when the fans take a closer look...
嚯, good fellow!
Isn't this the little guy who used to fight with Su Feng and Carter before the game?
The son of former Hornets and Raptors Dale Curry.
Stephen Curry.
TNT TV station, Barkley said: "I'm curious, what kind of dunk LeBron will challenge Sue."
While aside, Smith said: "Trust me, even if Superman comes, he can't be Sue's opponent."
As a result, Smith’s voice just fell a second before the introduction...
A second later, on the field, James began to undress.
"Man! You should definitely buy a lottery ticket! You won the top dish tonight!"
After seeing the outfit under James' jersey, Barkley climaxed immediately.
Before the game, because during the warm-up, James had revealed his various "tomahawk" ideas to himself...
So in order to prevent the dunk contest from turning into his own one-man show, Su Feng had to take out a book called "Slam Dunk Ideas" and taught Xiao Zhan Zhan on the spot.
Have a say...
The NBA stars of this era really can’t even match White Jordan’s toes in dunk ideas.
is not...
LeBron...
Wouldn't you think you could fight me with four bursting battle axes?
Hong Kong really, let alone oneself...
In Su Feng's view, James may not even pass Richardson's four dunks.
Therefore, watching James, while helping him improve his Tomahawk dunk, Su Feng said: "Do you like Superman?
Otherwise, would you COS Superman tonight? I think your Tomahawk dunk really goes well with Superman. "
And when I heard that, although I think of it, I think that scene will be very awkward and it will be very second...
But as a person who has been awkwardly dancing at the ESPN awards ceremony early in his career, under the temptation of Su Feng, at this moment, how can James stretch his idol baggage?
Stop pretending, little Zhan Zhan, show your true face!
As the saying goes, people are not in the wrong boy.
Staples Center, tonight's LeBron James, finally lives like a 19-year-old boy!
In the center of the venue, after revealing the superman costume he bought temporarily, James instantly detonated the audience!
And CCTV, after seeing this scene, Director Zhang also smiled: "Oh, good fellow, feelings tonight means that Su Feng has to defeat American Superman to win the championship again?"
, Yu Jia, who was explaining with Director Zhang, smiled and said: "Even the American Superman, in front of the Chinese Dragon King Immortal, he has to admit it!"
And this time, Su Feng didn't hear Zhang and Yu's explanation.
Otherwise, he will definitely sigh...
So, let James put on a superman costume to dunk, what are the other benefits?
Cut the American basketball first, and then cut the American basketball superman?
Wonderful, Yuanfang!
On the stadium, amidst the roar of the fans on the scene, I saw little Zhan Zhan wearing a Superman cloak with the help of Curry, and then completed a wonderful aerial tomahawk buckle with Curry!
In terms of height and power, James's tomahawk dunk is impeccable.
Although he is still
lack
in terms of creativity, after putting on the Superman shirt, the atmosphere of Staples has been completely driven.
It's a pity that on the board of judges, the two famous honey Pippen and Drexler only scored 9 points for James's deduction.
"I have to admit, LeBron is so cool tonight.
But guys, you know, in the dunk contest where Su participates, I have to score according to Su's standards. "Pippen said so in the face of the interview with the on-site host.
"My reason is the same as Scotty. So in my heart, I can only give LeBron 9 points for this deduction." On the side, Drexler echoed.
However, with 48 points in the first buckle, as long as James does not make a mistake in the second buckle, it will be difficult for Richardson to surpass him.
Therefore, in the stands, Stern was also relieved.
"I don't know who gave LeBron the idea. In this way, even if he loses tonight, he will become the focus of people's heated discussion after the game." In his heart, Stern said with emotion.
And the scene...
Without any signs.
I saw the fans who were dozing off before, chatting with their partners, and suddenly they seemed to have changed.
In the year of Sao, have you ever seen the scene of "the sky collapses and the earth breaks"?
Staples, accompanied by the appearance of a hot man, on February 21, 2004, all the fans here felt firsthand what is called "earth shaking."
A hurricane from Florida arrived in Toronto in no time!
An earthquake centered on Los Angeles immediately made New York thousands of kilometers away feel a strong tremor!
Su Feng's turn is on stage!
On the sidelines, Iverson, who was sleepy leaning on Yao Ming's shoulder before, has already rushed to the bottom line with a camera at this moment.
Originally, I was discussing with Duncan as to whether the high jumper should be Garnett, who should choose to play the board or the hollow net. He also pulled Duncan and squatted behind the basket where Su Feng was about to dunk.
Looking around, Kenny Smith is like a big star attending a concert, shouting to the fans on the scene: "Be prepared, earthling!
Let us welcome the "Woowai guests" together! "
Hu!
On the court, after taking a deep breath, Su Feng smiled and grabbed the ball with one hand while looking at Brady and said, "Tom, would you like to do me a favor?"
After hearing the words, after touching his chest muscles with his hands, Brady smiled and said: "It will be my honor, Your Majesty."
Under the rim, after lifting the ball and standing up according to Su Feng's intention, Brady felt that he was too lucky.
Because of this kind of close OB, where is the experience that ordinary people can get?
And after a few seconds...
Brady found that he still thinks too much.
because...
Even if he was the closest to Su Feng when he dunked, he couldn't see clearly what Su Feng had done at that moment!
sprint!
Take off!
catch the ball with the left hand!
Change hands under the hip!
Right arm embrace the moon!
The forearm is not framed!
Staples, if you want to ask what is the most intuitive feeling of the fans at the moment...
Then they will definitely tell you:
Is this what carbon-based organisms can do?
On the board of judges, without exception, the five judges tonight even held up the 10-point sign without waiting for a slow release.
And following the slow motion of the scene...
After re-appreciating Su Feng’s performance frame by frame, TNT TV station, Barkley said with emotion: "This competition is over!"
On the sidelines, watching Su Feng who was being punched in the chest by Iverson, McGrady shook his head repeatedly and said, "So I said it a long time ago...
No matter what you want to do, never choose to challenge Sue and Vince in the field of dunking. "
"No, I don't think so, Tracy."
While Kobe patted McGrady on the shoulder, he said, "Be confident and get rid of Vince."
Carter: "......"
Staples Center, after Su Feng's deduction, the fans felt that they were worth the fare.
In the second round, Chris Anderson, who knew that he had been treated as a clown tonight, quickly ended all his performances tonight with a smashing buckle.
And immediately afterwards, Richardson, who was unwilling to fight, didn't remember Su Feng's memory. Originally, he would score 50 points for a slam board, change hands, and dunk.
Because in Richardson's view, his carefully designed movements before the game seemed so pale and weak in front of Su Feng's first buckle.
Fortunately, as long as I am not embarrassed, the embarrassing thing is that other people's little Zhan Zhan has completely released himself tonight.
The second dunk, he continued to increase the difficulty of his tomahawk dunk.
This time, Curry threw a super long air relay to him in the auditorium.
After getting the ball in the air, James, who took a step from the free throw line, also violently dunk the ball into the basket.
With a total of 97 points from the two deductions, James has confirmed a place in the finals.
On the court, in the full cheers, Su Feng invited Tom Brady out again.
In order to make up for the regret that Brady didn’t see his dunk clearly, after letting Brady raise the ball facing the basket and stand under the basket, Su Feng assured him:
Trust me, Tom, this dunk will definitely be better than just before. That buckle is even more exciting!"
Hearing this, Brady nodded straightforwardly.
The result...
A few seconds later, watching Su Feng whizzing past his head...
Brady always thinks he has been fooled.
Because of this angle, how could he see Su Feng's dunk clearly?
Run-up.
Take off.
Leap, catch the ball.
Change hands under the hips, straight arms out of frame!
The moment Su Feng landed, at this moment, the fans at the Staples site hated that they only had two knees!
Because of two knees, where is enough to kneel?
In the judges' seat, Pippen had already left his seat, went to the side and began to squat in the corner and draw circles.
And when the host asked him why he didn't stay on the judges' bench, Pippen said: "In my opinion, if God divides basketball talent into ten, then Sue alone will occupy nine of them."
There is no suspense, Su Feng's deduction also got a perfect score of 50 points.
At this time, at the scene, Iverson and others also expressed in interviews that players like Su Feng should be banned from participating in the dunk contest in the future.
Otherwise, this game really won't live long.
"I can compete with Su Yi in any field, but dunking and cooking are the only two areas where I will not challenge him." In an interview with reporters, Kobe said.
On the spot, after the preliminaries and before the start of the final, the focus of the fans' attention has changed from whether Su Feng or James will win the championship, to what kind of performance Su Feng will perform in the final.
It is worth mentioning that after James finished his first dunk performance in the finals with his third soaring tomahawk, an interesting scene happened on the sidelines.
That is, Brady refused to give Su Feng as the "hold" in charge of lifting the ball.
"No way, no way, I am paying to see you perform!
But the first two times, I don’t even know how you got it in...
So this time, you should find another Gaoming! "After giving Su Feng a NO sign, Brady made up his mind. Even if Su Feng can fool around tonight, he will never leave the audience.
And now...
After shook his head regretfully, Su Feng had to invite his good friend Kobe and two hot-bodied Lakers cheerleaders.
Brady: "......"
淦!
is not...
You want to invite sister paper together, then why didn't you say it earlier?
In the audience, watching Kobe, who is sandwiched between two Lakers cheerleaders, at this moment, who said that LSP divides the border?
Nothing, because the cheerleader girl is not tall enough, in order to highlight the excitement of this moment, Su Feng must find a strong man to stand in the middle and lift the ball.
On the court, the fans on the scene and in front of the TV were very curious why Su Feng would let the two Lakers cheerleader girls and Kobe line up in a row under the basket...
A few seconds later...
On the sidelines, touching Xiao Curry’s head, Xiao Zhan Zhan said with tears: "Stephen...Now you still firmly believe that Su defeated Vince in the dunk contest that year because of the judges. Is the score not fair enough?"
Curry: "......"
Run-up!
Jump!
catch the ball!
Leap!
Windmill hanging arm!
What is violent aesthetics?
On February 21, 2004, Su Feng used Bai Jordan’s three creative ideas, coupled with his explosive body than Bai Jordan, and told the world...
It turns out that dunks can still be played like this!
At the scene, when the final buckle entered the final, TNT TV, Smith and Barkley had a dispute.
Because Xiao Zhan Zhan only got 45 points for the second deduction in the final, so when he added up the two deductions in the final, only 89 points, Su Feng's last deduction only needed 40 points to win the championship.
"We all know that Sue and Vince have promised that they will bring us another ‘War of the Century’ next year or the next year.
So in my opinion, Sue should save his creativity until the game against Vince.
His first three buckles tonight are already exciting enough, and he has no need to waste his creativity while locking the championship in advance. "Smith analyzed rationally.
While listening to Smith's analysis, Barkley shook his head again and again.
"Impossible! As a perfectionist, Su will never have reservations in any competition.
Even if we all know that the All-Star Dunk Contest is just an entertainment event, he will definitely go all out! "
In the stands, in fact, Stern was satisfied enough for the dunk contest until this point.
In the final, on the premise that he was not Su Feng’s opponent, James successfully used his awkward dance to release Su Feng before blowing up the arena.
And in this way, afterwards, people will not discuss the winning or losing of this dunk contest too much.
Because of the relationship between James and Su Feng, people naturally think that James is "deliberately" giving Su Feng a green leaf.
So, in fact, Stern also hopes that if Su Feng really has a more exciting dunk, then he'd better stay until the next time he plays with Carter.
However...
Just like Barkley said, no matter it is any game, Su Feng will definitely go all out.
And...
Maybe the ideas of Aaron Gordon and Zachlavin will run out...
But just his Bai Jordan's creativity...
Hong Kong Zhen, even if Su Feng participated in the dunk contest 10 times in a row, he might not be able to reproduce all the jobs that Bai Jordan had done.
is the so-called master in the folk since ancient times.
On the court, under the anticipation of nearly 20,000 fans in the Staples Center, Su Feng once again invited four hot-bodied Lakers cheerleaders.
And now...
Brady was in a hurry.
"Su, with this button, let me cooperate with you and draw a successful conclusion to your performance tonight!" Looking at Su Feng, Brady smiled.
After hearing this, Su Feng said helplessly to Brady: "Sorry, Tom, this button...Because I'm going to glide for a certain distance, you are a bit taller."
Brady: "......"
Uh......
There is a saying, it's really not that Su Feng doesn't treat Brady as a brother.
But when practicing the fourth dunk in the final before the game, Su Feng found that if he was replaced by a player who was too tall, he would easily touch their body when he fell.
And this way, this buckle will be greatly reduced in terms of viewing.
After all, basketball players no matter how good they are, they also have to follow Newton's "Basic Law of Gravity."
On the court, after getting ready, looking at the cheerleaders standing under the basket with their backs facing him, Su Feng deliberately stayed on the bottom line for a few seconds in order to take care of the LSPs of the world and his own LSP.
Unfortunately......
The live cameraman tonight turned out to be a guy who likes to eat alone!
In front of the perspective benefits provided by Su Feng, this guy actually only took a good look at it.
And a few seconds later, accompanied by the exclamation from the cheerleaders under the basket...
Tonight, the Staples Arena was blown up by Su Feng from the inside out!
Approach from the bottom line.
was about to arrive behind the first cheerleader girl.
flew over the heads of the four cheerleaders.
catch the ball and glide.
did not look back at the moon.
There is only...
Scorpion is waving its tail!
When he landed, he coordinated with Bolt's signature action that Su Feng compared...
Tonight, the basketball world is destined to sleepless!
TNT TV station, Charles Barkley exclaimed: "This is Sue! He will never let you down!
On this night, he used 4 great dunks to prove to us that as long as he is in the NBA dunk contest, even if the tickets are sold high, you will not lose! "
On the field, I saw Kobe and Iverson one responsible for lifting the upper body and the other responsible for lifting the lower body.
Then, after successive NBA star players joined...
Su Feng was thrown up by this group of people.
At the board of judges, Pippen, Drexler and others immediately raised the 10-point sign.
Four deductions for full marks.
On this night full of "worries"...
Su Feng, who was "stunned to be a man of heaven", sounded the air defense alarm throughout North America!
and quoted many years later, a famous comic commentator said:
Su Feng this night, it can be described as... quite a burst!
……
PS: 6300 words in the middle chapter! In this chapter, Su Feng’s four buttons all have pictures, and continue to ask for monthly tickets, subscriptions, and recommended tickets!
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