Chapter 99: That's horrible
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I Trick Even the Lames to Stand up for Me
- Black Cat
- 2269 characters
- 2021-03-01 05:01:42
The ghosts that came out of the ghost door were all strange and strange, some walking, some floating, some missing arms and broken legs, no nose, no eyes, long tongue, how to die. Others are not wearing the clothes of this era, and there are even ghosts with long braids.
They came out in a mighty manner, some ghosts came to play in the world, and some of them had family members, and wanted to take a look at this time while going home.
When Xie Cheng saw so many ghosts, he subconsciously put his whip in his hand. "There are too many ghosts. Sure enough, the gates of the cemetery are not ordinary gates. Are we here?"
"If you ca n’t keep it, you will call a helper," Gu Ye said, holding the seeds. "The landlord is missing three. Is anyone coming? Three missing one!"
Xie Cheng kicked him angrily, "Don't shout! Lose no shame!"
"What's so shameful about it, who plays it differently?"
Gu Ye shouted so loudly that a lot of ghosts had come to see them, and they looked more ghostly than the two of them. Some old ghosts will return to the world to walk around in the past. I have also encountered masters guarding the gates. The is a scourge. It has been a disaster to the world. I have seen all types of masters. I have seen them crying after seeing them. They fight the landlord together.
An old ghost in the official robe of the Qing Dynasty came curiously, watching these things they put on, eager to try, the solution was silent, "Will you?"
The old ghost snarled his teeth and said, "What's not in our land, Lamborghini for everyone, who can't fight the landlord?"
Gu Ye grumbled: "What kind of inflation must your currency have?"
Xie Cheng was curious, "There really is a land government, what does a land government look like?"
Gu Ye kicked and interrupted him, "Don't ask what happened after death, don't ask more."
Xie Cheng immediately gave up. "Then I don't ask. Let's play cards. I sue you. If you lose, you will have to play the brain."
"No," the old ghost said disgustedly. "It's boring to play the brain, just play with money."
Gu Ye waved his hand. "We don't play with gambling."
The old ghost gave them a scornful look, "Poor!" Throwing away his sleeves.
Gu Ye drew the corner of his mouth. "Now the coward is too big, aren't you afraid I will accept him?"
Xie Cheng also lamented: "Now in this world, ghosts are not afraid of masters."
Gu Ye reluctantly continued to shout, "Three missing landlords. Is there a ghost?"
At this time, I felt a bit of evil spirit coming from the ghost gate. The two raised an eyebrow, and Jie Cheng immediately stood up and looked at the door with a whip. A tall and strong evil ghost from the ghost The door ran out, still wearing a chain on her body. At a glance, while the ghost door was wide open, all the ghosts escaped when they ran out. The ghost's forefoot just stepped halfway through the ghost door, followed immediately by a shoe sole, and he kicked him back with a kick, "Go back to you!"
Gu Ye applauded in the back, "Great!"
Immediately afterwards, two more evil spirits rushed in together, and Xie Cheng's whip flew, and the air blew out with a burst of air. "Don't watch! Help!"
Gu Yehan smiled and said, "No, I just want to fight the landlord."
Xie Chengqi smiled, "Do you owe it ?!"
Really there are ghosts who don't go home. They want to play cards with Gu Ye, and follow Gu Ye lightly to the place where they laid the tablecloth. Xie Cheng took the two evil spirits back and ran back quickly. Gu Ye was already crowded around him. With a ghost, surrounded a large circle.
The two of them smoked a good-looking one. As soon as the three of them touched the cards, they felt a bit of anger, and Jie Cheng wanted to scold the street. "Don't you let people have fun?"
Gu Yehan smiled and said, "Night leave, you go to guard for a while, and let Tsing Yi change jobs with you."
Ye Li floated out of Gu Ye's bag, standing lightly in the air, standing small, standing straight, bow in his hand, and staring coldly in the direction of the ghost door, the evil ghost just showed his face, and a sound of breaking air He flew out and almost shot into the evil eye. The ghost was so frightened that he retracted his head and never dared to show his head again.
Xie Cheng looked at envy and envy, "I want to raise too."
Gu Ye advised him: "Forget it, you can raise yourself."
The longer the ghost door opens, the heavier the evil spirits come out. No matter what kind of evil spirit comes out, Ye Li is a persuasion to retreat, never retreat, the next arrow shoots directly to the brain. Either roll back, or the spirits fly away, and the children are so overbearing.
At about five o'clock, the sky was dawning, and no ghosts dared to come out in the ghost gate, and those ghosts who accompanied Gu Ye played cards to find a place to hide. The two yawned, finished eating the seeds, and drank the drinks. They collected the garbage from the ground and were ready to rest.
Xie Cheng asked Gu Ye: "Where are you going? I'll send you back first, and we will gather here in the evening."
Gu Ye spread his hands, "What are you going to do? Find a cool place to sleep, and you won't see this ghost door okay during the day, so you can rest assured."
Don't worry about their colleagues who are guarding the ghost gate in the cemetery. After dawn, they came to see them. I didn't expect them to hang two hammocks on a tree not far away, just like the outing, it was quite comfortable.
The look of Gu Ye ’s eyes was very complicated. No matter what, Gu Ye was there all the time. Which one said that Gu Ye ’s badness was a pit in his head. This master Jiao spontaneously stood with them and did not see a bad temper. Who Shame his reputation?
Seeing that they were all right, a few young people left. Gu Ye was lying in a hammock, enjoying the coolness from the spiritual body, took out his mobile phone, called a errand brother, and bought him two KFC barrels. come. Enjoy life wherever you are.
They ate for a while, played for a while, slept for a while, and felt that they were enjoying life, but the people who came to the grave scanner felt that both of them were sick, and they looked like little fools. Finally, when it was almost dark, the ghost gate became lively again, and some ghosts came to the place where they played cards yesterday. Gu Ye saw it from a distance and asked, "What are they doing?"
"Bottom! Shameless! They are holding poker cards in their hands, grab our place!" Xie Cheng's body balance ability is good, standing directly on the hammock. Stand tall and look far, jump straight after seeing it, run over and shout, "I took the head of that grave!"
Gu Ye Fuer, so childish!
An old man said dissatisfied, "What do you account for? This is my family, my son bought it for me."
Xie Cheng looked at the photos on the tombstone and ran back in a grievance. "The site is indeed the old man."
Gu Ye said slowly: "Don't you grab it from others, isn't it good to sit here and eat snacks? I asked the errand brother to bring popcorn and jelly. Which one do you want?"
Xie Cheng had to go to a bucket of popcorn and stare at the ghost door while eating. At this time, he listened to Ye said, "Did I keep the door for you? Did I solve the big trouble for you? Thank you Me? Do you have to bless me well? "
Xie Cheng turned his head and saw that Ye Ye's picture was displayed on Gu Ye's mobile phone, and she was playing tricks on the other side. Xie Cheng frowned. "We all worship Tai Laojun, how do you offer Yan Wang?"
Gu Ye trembled with jelly and smiled and said, "There is a in my heart, and everything can become a god. Look up high and offer to raise your head, too tired. It is better to accompany Lord Yama to guard hell, to judge thousands of evil spirits, manage He is yin and yang, isn't that all the case? "
Xie Cheng thought about these words carefully, and immediately gave Gu Ye a thumbs up, which made sense.
The later the sky is, the heavier the anger in the ghost gate, the more evil spirits want to escape. Ye Li and Tsing Yi were standing around the door, staring one at a time, and seeing the evil spirits hit back directly, there was no need for Gu Ye to reconcile.
Until the middle of the night, the ghost door closed, the two talents completely relieved, Gu Ye hit a car, went directly to Yu Ze, sleepy, took a shower, fell asleep on the sofa.
Yu Ze took him to bed, watching Gu Ye's sleeping face, distressed, but couldn't stop it.
Love him, how willing to break his wings?
Next, Gu Ye didn't bother Yu Ze. He took a good rest at home for a few days, moved the study materials out again, and taught himself. During this period, Xie Cheng also asked about the male ghost, and Gu Ye told the other party: "It's still raising souls, and now the soul is too weak. If you don't finish asking two words, he may be gone."
Xie Cheng told him: "After raising, don't act alone, call me."
Gu Ye teased him with a bad smile: "Be at ease, because you are poisoned, we bumped into him and couldn't run you."
Xie Cheng scolded "Dudu Su" and hung up the phone.
Gu Ye's mouth was drawn, who was poisonous? He has not heard of any special species.
Only a few days before the start of the school, Gu Ye nourished the soul of the man. He reconciled and contracted. In the evening, he went to know Cheng's family and released the soul.
Before, the soul was unstable and unclear. Now the five senses are clear. Gu Ye sympathizes with the other side. His typical hardships have never been a good day.
Xie Cheng doesn't look at the photo, and also feels that this person looks unlucky, and everyone looks bitter. "Say, what's the name, how old is it, how did you die?"
When asked about Xie Cheng's tone, the man was taken aback and thought that Xie Cheng was the legendary judge of the local government. He scaredly explained the ancestors' eight generations. "My name is Li Shan. I am thirty-five years old. I live in Lizi Village, Dafu Town, A City. My parents divorced when I was young. I grew up with my grandma, and my grandma was gone in my earlier years. Something went wrong, I didn't have a daughter-in-law, a bachelor. "
Gu Ye drew the corners of his mouth, "You say something useful, you should die unjustly."
As soon as this was said, Li Shan's eye circles became red, "I'm stunned! Mr. Attorney, they are too human! Animals! All animals!"
"Judge ..." Gu Ye was speechless. "Let's say it first."
"One year ago, I came here to work with one of our villagers and three people from the next village. What we do is casual work, the kind of daily wage settlement. Working at height is dangerous work. Normally, you should wear a seat belt on your waist, and a net must be laid between each floor below, so that even if someone falls, you will be blocked by the net and will not fall. "
Speaking of this, there was a bit of suffocation on Li Shan's face, "After I climbed up, I accidentally stepped on the air, and the rope on my body didn't pull me, the chain was only thick with my little finger!" Li Shan gave them both I made a gesture, and said indignantly, "Can I pull an adult? What's more irritating is that the nets below didn't stop me! They were all bargains that were cut corners! I fell from the 20th floor to a Floor!"
Xie Cheng was angry when he heard, "Isn't this a joke about the lives of the migrant workers' brothers? If nothing happened, it would be okay, if I fell down, I would fall and die."
Li Shan sneered, "The most hateful thing was that the work was stopped that day because of insufficient materials. There were only five of us on the construction site, and there was a person who brought us. If this is known outside, the house is definitely not It ’s easy to sell. It ’s almost due to pay the house. If the real estate agent is going to lose money to everyone, the builder must be responsible. In order not to affect the construction period and prevent letting things out, and affect the building construction. And sales, and also for the purpose of cutting corners, they didn't spread it out, they threw me into the cement and ran out, when the materials were used! "
Jie Cheng looked ugly and asked, "What about your co-workers and young?"
Li Shan's face fainted. "These co-workers and the younger ones got 200,000 sealing fees and went home. I am an unaccompanied and unreasonable person, neither my father nor my mother, or a bachelor with a bare foot Who can find me? "