Chapter 58: (two)
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I’ve Been Pregnant for 10 Years Without Giving Birth
- 阿纲纪事
- 923 characters
- 2021-02-26 08:53:28
"Yeah." Xie Yu finally did not hold back and laughed. He held it for a long time before he laughed aloud, but instead comforted Tang Yuan: "Tough work you baby."
"Also," Tang Yuan continued, "I said he was stink, and he cried to show me, crying my head hurt."
Xie Yu was distressed and funny again. "Thank you baby, wait for you to go back and bring you delicious food."
Although their chefs are always there, Tang Yuan likes to eat grilled chicken wings made by a shop, which is very spicy and very heavy grilled chicken wings. Their chef can't make that taste, so Xie Yu passes by that house every time When they shop, they will give Tang Yuan a chicken wing.
"Okay, then you come back soon." Tang Yuan was in a better mood. After hanging up Xie Yu's phone, he went back and found that the fat man was asleep.
He grabbed the fat man's fat legs, took a bite, and laughed. He said that he was abandoning the fat man. In fact, he really liked the fat man. Every time he hugged the fat man, he couldn't wait to force it The fat man rubbed into his body, but the fat man couldn't bear much strength, so he could only be careful every time.
The next day it was Xie Yu's turn to bring the fat man. Xie Yu thought of the thing that Tang Yuan called yesterday and told him, and he said how stinky a baby could be? He was a little disappointed, and it was only when he changed the diaper for the fat man that he understood what Tang Yuan said.
The little baby ’s was really smelly, especially when he was very close. He wanted to change the diaper for the little fat man. Xie Yu held his breath and changed the diaper for the little fat man.
"Sir, or I'll change it." Although the fat man cried as soon as he approached others, there should be nothing wrong with changing the diaper for such a while.
Xie Yu remembered that Tang Yuan changed the diaper with his own fat yesterday, and he said how could he be lazy? So he said, "It's okay, I'll come." After taking a breath, he suddenly felt stunned by his own baby's shit.
"It really smells bad." Xie Yu still said this sentence.
The fat man had stretched his calf and obediently asked Xie Yu to change his diaper. After hearing this sentence, his face was immediately aggrieved, and it seemed that he would cry next moment.
Just when Xie Yu thought he was going to cry and comfort him, the fat man stepped on his feet and stuck his diaper on him.
Xie Yu: "..."
Aunt: "..."
"Buzz, buzz ..." Tang Yuan's cell phone vibrated. He picked it up and found that the call was Xie Yu's. He immediately connected, "Hey, husband, what's wrong?"
"Baby." Xie Yu's tone was very serious.
"Well, what's wrong?"
Xie Yu said: "Baby's uncle, it turns out to be really smelly."
"Well." Tang Yuan laughed.
Xie Yu, on the other side of the phone, frowned, and continued to say seriously: "But we can't say he is stink in the future."
"Why?" Tang Yuan was curious.
"Because he understands."
Tang Yuan froze and suddenly remembered something. Although their baby looks like a small baby, they have an IQ of three to four years old, so what they said should be understandable by the baby. No wonder the baby cried so much yesterday.
"I see." Tang Yuan said solemnly.
After Tang Yuan came home, Xie Yu was sitting on the sofa reading a book and drinking coffee, so he whispered:
"Is the baby asleep?"
"Yeah." In order to coax the fat man asleep, he used eighteen martial arts.
"He sleeps much during the day, will he not sleep at night?"
Xie Yu said a little uncertainly: "Should not ..."
"Ok."
After Tang Yuan saw no one around for four weeks, he approached Xie Yu and kissed Xie Yu. Xie Yu had not seen him for a day. It was not enough to kiss him, so he hugged Tang Yuan and kissed him again.
After kissing, Tang Yuan found that the breath on Xie Yu's body was just like taking a shower, so he asked:
"Did you just take a shower?"
Xie Yu was in distress for a moment, but he was very pretentious, and said calmly: "The coffee spilled on me, and I washed it a bit."
As soon as he finished speaking, Peach came up and said:
"Master, you washed the shit-washed clothes, but the new one was washed too hard when you washed it, and you holed your clothes."
The new one is Su Zhi brought back by Tang Yuan. Most of the servants of Xie's family are monsters from all walks of life.
Tang Yuan: "Put on shit?"
Tao said, "Today, when the master changed the diaper for the young master, the young master stuck the diaper on the master's body. If the master had shit, the master went to take a bath and took the clothes to us for washing.
Tang Yuan grabbed the point: "It's a mess!" So it's not a shower with coffee on him, but a shower for this reason!
Xie Yu: "..."
The author has something to say: It is very difficult to bring the baby, and sweat for two silly dads.
By the way, it was originally planned that Tang Yuan would end when he gave birth to a cub, but seeing that everyone likes fat people so much, I wrote a few more chapters, but not too many, so this article will last two days
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