: In the first section, the students just woke up from the lunch break, and many of them were confused.
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I Will Die If I Don’t Give Birth To The Male Lead!
- Coral Tree
- 838 characters
- 2021-03-04 04:35:48
Li Tietou came in with the first sentence: "Lu Ranran, why don't you believe in religion today?"
There was a depressed smirk in the classroom.
Lu Ranran: "Reporting to the teacher, after a day of experience, I think socialism is still good."
"Hahahahahaha..."
Li Tietou coldly snorted: "I only experienced one, there are Buddhism, Taoism and Christianity...There are many sects in the world, but I will experience it slowly in the future, ah."
Lu Ranran: "No, no, I still believe in Marxism, Leninism, Mao, Dengsan, and it is better to be the successor to socialism."
Li Tietou: "Don't believe me?"
Lu Ranran "I don't believe it anymore."
Li Tietou: "You won't wear nun costumes and Taoist costumes anymore?"
Lu Ranran: "No, no, no, no."
"Hahahahahaha..."
The students in the class are laughing crazy.
Sister Ran is too knowledgeable about current affairs, can bend and stretch, cow!
After the classmates laughed enough, Li Tietou knocked on the blackboard and began to lecture.
Those students who slept awkwardly before also started to listen to the class with great energy.
Lu Ranran: "...Have I been used by Li Tietou as an alarm clock for getting up?"
Chen Liren: "...it seems to be."
Lu Ranran: "Day!"
All the way to the weekend, Huang Yankun’s birthday party finally arrived.
Ji Zeyang helped Lu Ranran and himself prepare a gift and gave it to him in advance. On the day of the party, most of them were here except for some classmates who had problems at home.
Huang Yankun is still very popular in the class.
Huang's car sent a group of people to the best KTV in Leyang.
Packed the largest private room, drinks and snacks can be ordered casually.
A group of students are usually depressed at school, and finally they can take advantage of the classmate’s birthday and order beer, red wine and all kinds of alcohol crazily. However, in order to take care of the female classmates, they order a lot of juice and snacks.
After a few well-deserved songs, the playlist was cut to the most dazzling national style, and everyone hummed for sister Ran to come.
Lu Ranran was very disdainful: "Come to KTV and sing these."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, oh oh screamed, and asked: "Then what does Sister Ran want to sing?"
Lu Ranran glanced at the crowd, twitched the corner of his mouth, and smiled: "Sing a love song, the more lusty the better. Ranked by last name, come one by one."
Wow, lust!
At this time, everyone drank some alcohol, and the alcohol was over, the boys applauded in an instant, even the girls couldn't help blushing without objection.
The first one is Ai Yunpeng, who is more reserved. I clicked "Little Love Songs", and the second one started pornographic violence, "Green and Mellow Fox", the third, the fourth, one is more angry than the other, in the second The lustful golden tunes of the dirty power and Taotao circulated in the dimensional house culture have been sung almost all over.
Especially Huang Yankun, who even dared to challenge "Prestigious", touched his chest erotically, opened his mouth, and the first few "Ah~" sounded out, and there was a slack in the private room.
"Kunniang, do you want to be a base?"
"Fuck, it's so nasty."
"Wandering and screaming."
...
001 was worried, "What should I do? Lu Ranran, you have to think of a way, the love song of is almost finished ah ah ah ah, sister Wuli Ran can not sing someone else's sing!"
Lu Ranran: "Don't worry, there are so many more lustful songs."
001 was still worried, "Really? You must not lie to me anymore!"
Lu Ranran: "Never lie to you!"
001 hesitated for a while, and decided to trust Lu Ranran again.
After Huang Yankun finished singing, it was Ji Zeyang's turn. Lu Ranran stopped him and raised his hand: "Ji Zeyang wants to sing with me, skip it."
Everyone looked at each other and laughed.
Chorus love song yoooooooo~
Sitting in the darkness, Ji Zeyang, his face flushed slightly because he also drank a little wine, asked her in a low voice, "What are you going to sing?"
Lu Ranran leaned in his ear and whispered a song title, the expression on Ji Zeyang's face instantly became very exciting.
Lu Ranran snickered: "If you can't, learn now. The melody is very simple and the lyrics are easy to remember."
Hehehe, scared them to death.
After skipping Ji Zeyang, it was Lin Jingshu's turn.
The style of painting changed immediately, from "Prestige" to "Faith".
But everyone can understand that girls are thin-skinned.
It’s just that when you sang Lin Jingshu: "I don’t care how hurt my heart is, how flustered I love, no matter what others think~ love is a kind of belief..."
Why look at Lu Ranran, hello!
Even Ji Zeyang frowned and moved to block Lu Ranran.
After finishing the song, it was finally Sister Ran's turn to play.
Applause, grotesque, whistles almost lifted the roof.
Sister Ran and Ji Zeyang sang the love song together, I still chose the one full of color, who can calm down? !
But when the pictures on the big screen and the weird melody came out, everyone sprayed it.
Fuck, Sister Ran chose "The old driver takes me, I want to go to Kunming" Ah Fuck!