Chapter 81:
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I Woke up and Was Pregnant
- 楼不危
- 1946 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:34:31
In August, fans complained about Tang Wanwan quietly. After the broadcast of this issue of "Tucao My First", netizens were really disappointed. I thought that the guest of this issue should be Tang Wanwan. It was an explosion, but none of the points that should be complained about, instead, he wanted to praise Tang Wanwan as a rare white lotus flower in the world.
Since you don't dare to vomit, don't invite such a person to come. Why do you come here now, and confess it in front of the master? Tang Wanwan was sitting on the guest table with a sullen face, thinking that she was here to talk about morality and the rule of law.
We want to watch funny jokes. I didn’t come to see you hold a clarification conference. Did you let the guests "Tucao Me First" in the past? Look at the bears in front of Tang Wanwan, the planner was also dropped by Tang Wanwan.
Netizens touched the planner’s Weibo account, and it really made them discover that the planner used to be Tang Wanwan’s iron fan, so it’s no wonder that this issue of "Tucao My First" ended up with a large-scale wash. White scene.
Originally, Tang Wanwan had not appeared during this period. Netizens almost forgot about her, but she ran to the show and jumped, and netizens read the warning and said that Tang Wanwan was going to complain, and she was very looking forward to this episode. In the end, Tang Wanwan completely changed the show's Tucao style with the help of one person.
Don't come if you can't make a joke. If you are here, you will be spit out honestly. Is the planner kicked by the donkey? If you are a fan of Tang Bitch, don’t invite her to this show. You should pay for her to plan a show called the Laundering Conference. A show has never been the credit of the planner alone, because your current showman operates the entire show. The word of mouth stinks, you are sorry for the viewers who have been chasing your show, and the staff who have worked hard for the show, you are also in your thirties, can you be more mature!
Is it interesting to catch two young girls who just made their debut? When people say that their parents are ugly, you look good and see where they are!
-Tang Wanwan sl! Did the show crew have fun licking? This time I really cleaned me first
I don’t know if the show team licked happily or not. Tang Wanwan should not be happy to participate in this show, so why bother? Don't come if you can't stand the complaint, since you're here, be generous.
I beg Tang Wanwan to stop being a demon. Isn't it okay to be her wealthy young lady at home? Don't say anything about the audience, we don't want to see you at all!
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There was even a netizen named Xu Yuan who ran out to drank his sorrows about this incident. He accidentally drank a bit too much. He went straight to his head, and the literary thoughts were springing up, and he immediately wrote a Tucao Tang on Weibo. Curvy pieces. Lu Xun stems, chili oil stems, white lotus stems, etc. emerge in endlessly, very funny.
After reading it, netizens commented on the well-known universities in China, suggesting admission.
But Tang Wanwan knew about it too late, and asked Qin Zhao to help her hire a bunch of naval forces, but there was no way to reverse the current situation. What she can do now is to continue to pretend to be quail and reduce her presence on the Internet. Waiting for the enthusiasm for this matter to pass a little bit before thinking of other ways, because of this matter, Qin's father and Qin's mother were even more dissatisfied with Tang Wanwan, and repeatedly instigated Qin Zhao and Tang Wanwan to divorce.
August 13th, the seventh day of July, is another Valentine's Day of the year.
For the gift of the Qixi Festival, Fu Zhen began to rack his brains a month ago. Last time on Valentine's Day, he played with Jiang Hengshu as a maid pretend to be Pulei. Now there are more than one month left for the child. He is born, it is impossible to be silly like the last time, and the movie originally intended to be given to Jiang Hengshu has just started, and if it is faster, it will not be given to him until Valentine's Day next year.
Fu Zhen also secretly asked Jiang Hengshu if he had anything he wanted recently. However, Jiang Hengshu was too quick to act. He bought anything immediately, and it would not exceed the next day. This allowed Fu Zhen. Very embarrassed.
Until this day of the Qixi Festival, Jiang Hengshu went to the company in the morning, but came back less than two in the afternoon. When he came back, Fu Zhen was still discussing the ending of "White Castle" with Teacher Luo, so he expressed to Jiang Hengshu Not very enthusiastic.
Jiang Hengshu took the calendar and sat down beside Fu Zhen. Seeing that Fu Zhen hadn't said a word to himself until now, Jiang Hengshu sighed and said, "Today is the seventh day of July."
Fu Zhen hummed, his subordinates did not stop at all, and probably did not understand Jiang Hengshu's implication.
Then Jiang Hengshu could only stick to Fu Zhen's ear and directly remind him: "Today is Qixi Festival."
Fu Zhen's hand movement finally stopped. He blinked and turned his head. His black eyes flickered. He said to Jiang Hengshu, "I know."
"So where's my gift?" Jiang Hengshu asked Fu Zhen with a smile.
Fu Zhen stared at Jiang Hengshu for a while, grinning, then cleared his throat and coughed, took Jiang Hengshu's hand, and asked him, "Can I owe it first?"
"Then..." Jiang Hengshu raised his hand and held Fu Zhen's chin. The eyes of the two people intertwined. He smiled and asked, "When do you want to owe it?"
Fu Zhen covered his mouth and laughed, put the tablet in his hand aside, stretched out and got up from the sofa, looked down at Jiang Hengshu and said to him, "Actually, it's been prepared for you long ago."
"Wait for me," Fu Zhenzheng took the slippers and walked quickly toward the study. Jiang Hengshu reminded him from behind, "Go slower."
After a while, Fu Zhen came out of the study. He had a booklet in his hand. It was not thick. It seemed to be only forty or fifty pages. The cover was very retro, like a Chinese textbook from the 1980s. In red and boldface, it is written in five big characters, serving the people.
Jiang Hengshu couldn't help but laughed, took it, and asked Fu Zhen: "Will you give me this on Chinese Valentine's Day?"
Fu Zhen nodded, clicked on the brochure with his right index finger, and said, "Open it and take a look."
Jiang Hengshu opened the booklet casually, and then the smile on his face stopped at the corner of his lips. He hadn't moved for a long time. The booklet was filled with paintings of Fu Zhen in his and Jiang Hengshu's appearance. The two-headed villain who got the cartoon, the first two pages of the villain are normal, and their clothes are all neatly dressed, and the other is two small wedding dresses. The smile in Jiang Hengshu's eyes gradually deepens. .
Looking down further, the clothes on the little people in the picture gradually became strange and cool. Fu Zhen also gave the little people many difficult gymnastics movements, from the most traditional mosaic style one to the advanced mosaic style six. As far as Mosaic No. 18 style, there are all kinds of poses. Fu Zhen painter seems to be very good at this place. These pictures are very yellow and tempting.
"Do you like it?" Fu Zhen asked him in a low voice.
Jiang Hengshu nodded, closed the booklet called "Serving the People" in his hand, leaned forward a little in the direction of Fu Zhen, looked straight into Fu Zhen's eyes, and asked him: "When can I do this? People serve?"
Although Fu Zhen blushed all the way to his neck, he was still able to pretend to be calm in front of Jiang Hengshu, making him look like a qualified old driver. He pointed to his stomach: "You ask him."
"This has to be well preserved," Jiang Hengshu put the booklet in the safe in the study, locked it, and then expressed his wishes to Fu Zhen: "Try all the above positions in the future."
Now that Fu Zhen drew these things, he naturally made a good sense of practice, he hummed, and then took out a brand-new Ferrari key from his pocket, and said to Jiang Hengshu: "This is a gift", and then he asked, " What about my gift?"
Jiang Hengshu took the key, turned it around in his hand twice, thought about it, and said to Fu Zhen, "Will you go out for a good meal?"
"It's only this." Fu Zhen's tone could not hide his disappointment, but he was relieved when he thought that Jiang Hengshu was busy in the company every day and really didn't have much time.
Jiang Hengshu smiled and didn't give much explanation. He took Fu Zhen to enjoy a candlelit dinner with a waiter playing violin next to him. It was very Valentine's Day atmosphere, and the cakes and steaks were also delicious, Fu Zhen The previous disappointment has disappeared without a trace.
The night is still falling, the city is lit up with thousands of lights, and the streets are busy, noisy and noisy. Fu Zhen sat in the car, staring at the scenery outside the car window, and walked for a while, before he realized it afterwards. : "This doesn't seem to be the way home."
Jiang Hengshu hummed, and said to Fu Zhen jokingly: "I have fed you fat and will sell it to others."
Fu Zhen lowered his head and glanced at his belly: "That's going to be more expensive, now it's buy one get one free."
Jiang Hengshu shook his head and laughed. Not long after, he drove Fu Zhen to the destination. After Fu Zhen got out of the car, Jiang Hengshu walked to him and told him, "Close your eyes."
Fu Zhen glanced at Jiang Hengshu and then closed his eyes obediently. Jiang Hengshu took his hand and whispered in his ear: "Follow me, slow down."
Fu Zhen hummed softly and moved forward slowly following the footsteps of Jiang Hengshu. All the sounds and smells in the darkness seemed to be amplified a lot. The evening breeze gently brushed the top of Fu Zhen's head, and his hair was slightly faint. Shaking, the fragrance of flowers all around, the sound of water coming from a short distance in front, getting louder and louder.
After walking for about two minutes, Jiang Hengshu's footsteps stopped: "Okay, I can open my eyes", his voice sounded a little vague for some reason.
Fu Zhen opened his eyes slowly, and what he saw was a huge circular fountain. Behind the fountain was a fairy-tale castle. The bell towers on both sides of the castle were lit with dim yellow lights, as if in a certain place. Instantly traveled through time and space and came to ancient Europe.
The lawn under his feet was soft and faintly scented. Fu Zhen was standing at the front entrance of this manor at this time. The European-style arches standing behind him cast a huge shadow on the ground.
The white lawn lamp on the greenery seemed to be filled with starlight, and he was standing in this star river.
"This manor is the Qixi Festival gift I gave you, do you like it?" Jiang Hengshu said.