Chapter 210: Princess Jade
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In Another Life
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- 2021-03-02 12:35:46
Section 210
Now Zhou Bao has learned the true identities of Li Tian's three people. In his mind, these three people are the gods in his heart. Not to mention beating officials at the two registration offices, even if he was asked to go to the ancestral tomb of the emperor's house, he would not blink.
Either it is said that a backward society also has the benefits of backwardness, at least the simple folk customs and the real character. If you put it in the electronic age, you say that you are Chao Tian Li Tian, the sun god, you must at least have an ID card or something, maybe you will have to check the DNA, don't be a scammer who has a cosmetic surgery.
When Zhou Bao waved his fists, he would give these two officials a full face. Just before the fist reached the official's face, he was stopped by Guo Jing. Guo Jing is very comprehensive in his dealings with people. He doesn't want to cause trouble as soon as he arrives at this mall. Li Tian also understood the meaning of Guo Jing and persuaded the stick beside him.
"What's the matter, I still want to beat the officials, I don't think you want to live anymore." These two officials, although they are a small sesame officer. I was sent to the dock to register the registration staff. I was really angry. I saw that the "poor" wanted to hit people. He put the pen in his hand and stood up to have a theory with the stick.
"Slow down, don't worry about everyone. Stick, we are all cultural people. We must be reasonable and civilized. In the face of so many folks, how can we be rough. This is up to me, you are here While watching, see how I educate these two guys. It ’s important to know what is wrong and let them know their mistakes.
After Li Tian finished speaking, he turned to face the two officials. "The two officials are sent by emperor's order. Then we should pay attention to a fairness. I want to ask, why don't you allow pilgrimage?"
"The official said just now, bald head has a dharma eye of the saint," said one of them.
"Oh? Is there such a thing? I have only heard that the Holy Girl is extremely kind and caring for the world. I have never heard that the Holy Girl does not like baldness? Dear fellow folks, I don't know if you have heard of it." Li Tianxiang around The onlookers asked.
"No ~ I haven't heard it ~" The people shook their heads.
"Look, the people's eyes are bright. Is the saint a relative of your family? Secretly told you both? If it was said, then we are wrong and we really shouldn't come to register."
"No ~ no ~" How dare the two officers send out to confess this, but this is a big crime of bullying.
"If not, then the two of you are pretending to be a saint, and bullying the king, but this is to behead." Li Tian faced, scaring the two officials.
"You ~~ you ~ you are bold and dare to slander the official. What are you, dare to reason with the official, and get away quickly." One of the officials scolded angrily.
Another official thought of it as well, because he was a poor official, and what qualifications did a pariah teach him.
"You are a pariah, I'm not allowed to sign up if you don't want to sign up. You don't need you to talk nonsense here. Be careful that I asked officers and soldiers to arrest you." One of them said unreasonably.
"Isn't it reasonable? Isn't it? I'm kind enough to reason with you. It's a bit wrong to say this."
"Unreasonable what you can do, it's your turn to deal with Lao Tzu."
"Yes, what kind of green onion is your mother, yuck! An untouchable, go back and ask your mother to regenerate you again, and give birth to a good family, come on!" The official, even spit water at Li Tian.
"### I will kill you!" Li Weather grabbed the spitting guy, took a slap, and slammed all over his right face.
The stick endured for a long time, when he saw Li Tian go to work, he went up and kicked a yin leg to kick the other on the ground, and beat it on the body. Reasonable. I dare to scold, I will go to your mother, ### your sister, give your wife a green hat ~ "
The difference between these two officials is a literati who only plays with a pen.
Li Tian was really angry with this guy, he dared to spit at him and insulted his mother. Grabbing the inkstone on the table, he knocked this guy's mouth full of teeth, and knocked no one left. The officer was lying on the ground and hummed. The other one is not much better. A pair of panda eyes with a pig's beak, and the face of the beast beaten with purple and red.
When the people looked at it, they couldn't believe their eyes. They didn't expect this official to be unreasonable. These two people were even more unreasonable than the official. But the people were also angry that the two officials were arrogant and just applauded both Li Tian and Shen Kang. Li Tian was tired after being beaten with the stick and stood up. The excitement on the face of the stick took a long breath and said two words in his mouth, "Comfortable ~~".
Li Tian also shook his hand, it was estimated that the hand was a little painful, "Damn, it seems that the fist is the last word."
Zhou Bao is admired by the five-body cast, this is the true lords. In his mind, Li Tian and Shen Bang are the emperors above, but whoever has seen the emperor beat and scold like a scoundrel. These two grandfathers, the elder Sister Yang, who can scold Gong in his village, is expected to pass away on the spot. When it comes to fighting, it's more rascal than he knew the shameless in prison.
"Young man, run quickly, otherwise the officers and men will be in trouble soon." A kind old lady said tremblingly.
"Old man, thank you, we are reasonable, not afraid." The stick walked all over the world in a reasonable manner and waved to the people around.
Guo Jing frowned, "Li San, let's go now, one more thing than one less."
"Brother Guo, don't worry, I have this." Li Tian finished and quietly took out the jade card that he gave him. With this princess jade card in hand, Li Tian is really not afraid of how the officers and soldiers can treat them.
"Fuck! When did your kid steal it, show me." The stick won the jade card. This is the finest fine jade, with a phoenix carved on it, and the words "Princess Lanfeng" written on the reverse. It is estimated that it is a veiled title.
"What is stealing? This was given to me by Sister Jiasha." Li Tianyi said of Jiasha, it was really full of happiness.
"Huh ~ I'm soaked up, add yarn ~ return sister! You are a shameless guy, even a young girl is cheating, I will keep this brand for you first." Then, the stick put the jade brand into his arms .
"You give it to me, break me and beat you to death." Li Tian didn't expect that even the jade card wouldn't be let go.
The two were rushing to speak, and a team ran in the distance to catch fast. Headed by a bearded man, he shouted loudly: "Which is a pariah, dare to beat the court official, come, and arrest me."
Li Tian hurried forward, accompanied by a smiley face, said: "Catch Master, you listen to me."
"What catches fast, I am the head catcher, haven't you seen my clothes?" Bearded was very dissatisfied.
"Oh, that's that, you are in the wind and the wind is magnificent, you look at the head, you listen to me, the thing is like this ~" Li Tian said the cause and effect of the incident and the beard, the people They all help to say good things.
This bearded man seemed to have a sense of justice, and did not immediately catch people. He glanced at the two officials who were humming on the ground. They had nothing on their top hats. They were not as good as the officials who had arrested their heads.
"Although what you said makes sense, you still have to take you if you beat the officials. There is no reason to talk to the Yamen." After finishing the beard, you must order the taker.
"Slow down, this official, can you borrow a step to speak." Shen Gu said with a smile, and also gave Li Tian a look, that meaning was given to me.
Now that the jade card is in the hands of the stick, Li Tian can only ask him to come forward to solve it. The stick pulled and pulled the beard aside.
"You let me go, this head is clean and honest for the official, never doing favoritism, and openly talking about anything." The beard flicked away the hand of the stick angrily, hoping that he would wear the shackles on.
The stick didn't care. He smiled and put his hand into his arms, took out the jade card, and raised it high, "Beard, you can recognize this." The stick looked at the beard with his mouth in his mouth. The word, don't hurry to kneel.
Sure enough ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Bearded saw the jade brand, and his anger immediately turned into a smiley face, "Hey, brother, good, you can rest assured that this head will definitely be fair. Although they are Officials ca n’t just bully the people. This arrester knows a lot about it, do n’t raise it so high, and let people see that the influence is not good, it will destroy my reputation. Crammed into his arms, he blinked at the stick, which meant he knew it.
The stick is completely silly, who is this? Hurry up and catch up, "Brother Catcher, no ~ I'm not this ~"
"What is or isn't, who is it or not, Ben Xuantou has the final say. The folks, just after the investigation, they found that these two registration officers had used the name of the Holy Girl to bully the people. Look, this matter is over, brothers, close the team. "The words of the beard drew cheers from the people.
Li Tian smiled and asked the stick, "How is it, the jade card shines, is it very useful."
The stick was almost crying without tears, pointing at his beard, his hands trembling a little, and said to Li Tian with a cry.
"### Than, this guy does not recognize words. Beard, you stop for Lao Tzu."