Chapter 305: Absurd **** stick

Section 305
As a product of a feudal society, for a person like Wang Ping, marrying a wife and having children, and honoring parents are not as great as the king of the country. Even Yu Ning would lay down his life and abandon his own property, as long as there is a Mingjun. For them, even if the world is lucky.
Li Tian didn't think so, for him, it didn't matter who the emperor came from. It is best to have an electoral system, and those who can do it first. However, Li Tian's thoughts were just for his own consideration, he did not dare to speak out in front of these people. It is estimated that someone will stop his heart beating on the spot and tie his head, even if he does not hit the wall, he will be depressed and die.
Shen Bang and Li Tian are married today, and even God has a good face. The sunny weather and the beautiful day are like a trace of joy in the sun. According to the stick, the sun is his boss, can you not give face?
According to the procedure, the five brides had to live in another place, and the two bridegrooms went to meet them in person. But Li Tian was lazy and troublesome, he didn't follow this procedure at all. The stick is even more special. I have n’t heard of a sun who has ever been married in history. This is the first shot.
The last two people decided that the happy event would be new. Also called Chaodu, these brothers who have been fighting with themselves for many years, came to celebrate casually. On the day of the big wedding, there is no distinction between high and low, all are treated equally. This time, they got the approval of the low-ranking generals such as Chaodu, otherwise they could not enter the Governor's Mansion. Although Li Tian made such an order, Guo Jing still controlled the entry and exit of the personnel, otherwise there could not be so many people here.
Today the Governor ’s Mansion is decorated with lanterns and beams of joy, and two huge double happiness are posted on the door. The outside of the door was full of Chaodu people, and they all wanted to see the new wedding ceremony between this envoy and Master Li Tian.
Li Tian was wearing a big red official robe, but he could not see the grade on the official robe, and he did not wear a dragon robe for him. The four beautiful brides also wore red makeup and wore phoenix crowns. Each bride's head was covered with a big red hijab. Li Tian grabbed four red silk ribbons and led the four brides to the courtyard with joy. Because there were too many guests, the courtyard of the capital was dedicated to a high platform for the wedding ceremony of the two adults.
Seeing Li Tian and the bride stepping out, the young men and women around them howled. Anyway, today is the day when the two adults are overjoyed. Such a grand and peculiar wedding ceremony, let alone a young man, even an old man who is about to enter the soil.
Li Tian and the bride have already stood on the high platform, but the stick couple has not yet arrived, Li Tian can only wait. After a while, the great sun finally appeared in a shout.
The stick was wearing a brand-new white messenger robe today, wearing a divine crown. He also took the osmanthus with the red head covered and walked out of his small courtyard. The stick had a strange expression on his face. He wanted to laugh happily and was embarrassed. He also had to act as a sacred and inviolable look.
"Master God, don't you say that when you get married, you need to cover your whole body with silver notes? Why are you speechless? Haha, did the wife don't give money." Feng Toltai shouted, laughing at the stick . These young officers and soldiers also coaxed, and the young and old were all laughing.
"Cut! The Godhead, as the head of the family, regards money as dung. The Godhead of Light alone can be said to be a rare treasure and unique in the world. But since you say it, you must honor it and open your eyes . "
After the stick finished, he lifted the robe. Good guy, the inner layer of the robe is really full of silver tickets.
When he came to the stage, the stick saw Li Tian's red robe and glanced proudly at his robe. That means you Li Tian compares with me, the thing you wear is Tu Lao Ma.
"Master Li Tian, ​​congratulations! Congratulations on marrying four of them all at once, and be careful of your body." The stick arched and said.
"Hahahaha, stick, what kind of congratulations do we have, we share the same joy," Li Tian said with a big smile.
"What are you talking about! Still calling me a stick this day? I want to call Master. Also, just look at what you just laughed. There is no cultivation at all. Like brother and me, the more important occasions, the more anger and anger. It's all over the place. "The wedding ceremony hasn't started yet. The stick educated Li Tian.
###! It's not obvious yet, his face is red. Li Tian looked at the stick contemptuously, but did not argue with him.
"Li Tian, ​​your four wives. In the future, one of you will give you a daughter. By then, the ambassador will have four sons at a time, so that they will all marry me to my ambassador's house and treat me as a daughter-in-law."
"Fuck! You still want to give four little sticks at a time, and you are not afraid to tired your wife."
"Cut! I'm afraid that your kid will be tired, and when the time comes, I can't walk. I will marry four at once, and I won't be tired tonight."
Seeing that the time was almost up, Guo Jing, as the grand master of ceremonies, shouted after having enough energy. "Auspicious time has arrived, please invite the newcomer to the seat."
The procedure is still in accordance with the usual practice, worship every day. When it came time to bow down to his parents, the honest Li Tian's parents sat nervously, waiting for their daughter-in-law's respect for tea.
Where the old couple have seen such a scene, their hands do not know where to put it. They did not expect that in the broken temple that year, three incense sticks, and God threw down a bare Li Tian down. And this Li Tian has now become such a figure, not to mention Guangzong Yaozu, and even the left neighbor and the right next to the light.
After receiving the tea from the newcomer, the old couple who have been farmers for generations, their tense hands tremble, and there is not much left in a cup of tea, which is good and directly respects the world.
The stick was an orphan since he was a child. He also worshipped Li Tian's parents as his parents. Li Tian ’s dad did n’t dare to imagine in his life, that one day he could become a and a dad.
The stick is very serious. It can be said that this is the first time he has bowed to a mortal couple besides the statue of the master and the sun god.
The stick removed the crown and put it in his hand, Li Tian's father grabbed it excitedly.
"God sir, can't help, this gift is too heavy." Li Tian's mother also followed Dodge, saying that the gift was too heavy, and they could not afford it.
The stick was about to cry. "Two old people, I did n’t say it was for you. I ’m afraid that when I kneel down for a while, my bald head wo n’t get stuck. If I fall down, I want to let it go first. Beside."
Father Li was embarrassed and didn't know what to do. Li Tian took the divine crown and buckled his dad's head, "Dad! You take it first, leave it when you feel good, and care about so much. Anyway, God will make you a son after you, just treat him as filial piety Your."
It doesn't matter what Li Tian said, but all the VIPs and these kings under the stage heard the sweat. This is also a child's play. The headband of the divine crown is equivalent to the identity of God's messenger, and the enjoyment of treatment is different. This Li Tian treats these worldly ranks as if nothing.
The stick is also the role of the oldest third in the world ###, no matter what secular ideas.
"Okay, I'll ask you to wear it for a while, but you will have to return it to me." After the stick finished, he pulled Zhang Guihua to kneel and worship the tea. The old couple was excited, almost kneeling and returning their heads.
After worshipping his parents, he did not enter the cave. Two pairs of newcomers, Li Tian and Shenguan, got into two large floats, and they were going to circle around the Chaodu City, making the people happy. Otherwise, I'm sorry for the people waiting outside.
The top of the float is the seats of the groom and the bride. The stick is the elder brother. His float is in front, and Zhou Bao is catching the bus. Li Tian is smaller than the stick, his float is in the back, and it is von Tortaire who catches the bus.
The brides were all covered with red hijab, but they couldn't see any ugliness. But the two grooms were smiling and full of energy. Li Tian waved his hands and saluted the people.
The stick was even more public, even picked up his big horn and began to bless the people loudly, "God ’s people, on this beautiful day, the gods will give you the greatest blessings. Under Gaby, a disaster-free and disease-free, happy life, Alassia! "
The people of Chaodu also love these two leaders of Chaodu very much. Especially the eclectic Sun God is often a happy topic after tea and dinner. The people spontaneously threw red envelopes on the wedding floats to express their blessings to the two adults.
At this time, the red envelopes that Zhou Bao and Feng Tuo'er Taylor broke down and were thrown on the floats basically belonged to both of them. Many shopkeepers and bosses have a lot of gifts. Zhou Bao opened the red envelope while rushing, and counted the money.
"Leopard! That's all mine, you are not allowed to be embezzled." Shen Bang looked straight at him.
"God, I said Lord Envoy, do you see this little money again?"
"What little money! I saw it just now, and there is a fifty-two silver ticket ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Hey, there are more here, and we are catching the car, it has nothing to do with you." Zhou Bao's smile was still tearing down. Red envelope.
"Fuck! You stop Lao Tzu! It's against you again." The stick couldn't stand it anymore, and went directly down to the top floor, where he came to catch the car.
"God! Lord God, the bride above can't be there alone. It's unlucky to have good things in pairs."
"### than! Your boy, go up, please help me for a while, I will catch the car! See what, don't hurry!"
An amazing picture, under the crowd of Chaodu people, appeared magically. In the wedding car of the emissary, beside the bride, Zhou Bao sat with a smile on his face. The bridegroom, the official, and the gods rushed to the cart, counting the money in the red envelope.
Li Tian, ​​who was on the float behind, all smiled straight and the people shouted wildly. Zhang Guilin, who was behind the team, saw that his brother-in-law did such a ridiculous thing, clenched his fists angrily, and scolded in his mouth.
"Asshole, it's just a big asshole. How does it matter, how does it matter! My Zhang family wants to get married!"