Chapter 16: Sixteenth day

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Ling Jun is lethargic, and he likes to make up for sleep. But this has something to do with his body, and the doctor also said that he must rest more in order to maintain his health.
Usually when I go to Lingjun's house, if I don't pay attention, he will get him to bed and take a nap with him.
I don't know what special hobby it is. He sleeps alone and feels easy to startle, and he sleeps with me especially at ease. He slept very deeply, and he couldn't wake up. It seems that I still have a good sleep.
On New Year's Eve, I went to Lingjun's house early in the morning to smear him and crawl into his bed. As a result, the boy was very alert and woke up after two clicks. He pressed me to the inside of the bed and muttered with closed eyes, "Sleep, don't play with the phone."
"Oh." Halfway through my sleep, I dumbly heard the door of the room being opened, and the sound of stir-frying came from the kitchen. It should be Lingjun's mother who was cooking breakfast.
I was full and got up to go to the kitchen by myself. Mother Lingjun greeted me: "There is a little fried rice cake, you eat it."
The fried rice cake has a very good taste. It is fried with the broth made from pork ribs and has a strong meaty flavor. When I finished eating satisfied, I realized that there was only one person in the pot, what about Lingjun?
Then I thought about it: No, Mrs. Ling opened the door of the room to see the number of people beforehand. You shouldn't have missed Mr. Ling's share!
I threw the bowl into the bowl, and jumped on Lingjun’s bed three times and twice, shaking him: "Get up and wash (my) bowls, or mother will say I’m lazy when she comes back. You think your mother thinks me Is she a lazy wife? Don't you think? Get up and wash the dishes!"
Ling Jun was tossed by me and was about to collapse, so he could only get up from the bed.
I was afraid he was not sad enough, so I hurriedly added: "By the way, we both ate, and your mother didn't cook your portion."
Ling Jun was stunned, and his mouth was broken: "Am I my own?"
I didn't think it was enough, and added: "I think my mother may not like you, you are a kid that no one wants. Mom has seen how many people there are in the room, so I deliberately didn't want to cook it for you!"
"..."
Ling Jun glanced at me and sighed again.
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In order not to wash the dishes, Ling Jun's mother specially cooked Ling Jun's dinner.
When she finishes eating, call Ling Jun to come out to eat and wash the dishes.
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Having nothing to do, I asked Ling-kun expectantly: "What do you hate me most?"
"so rude."
Oh.
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Mr. Ling never wanted emoticons.
One day, he suddenly sent me a "wife is so cute" hamster emoji package.
I was extremely frightened and asked him: "Where did your emoji come from?"
Mr. Ling frowned: "Give it to me from readers in your group."
"...????" This group of people is really good and not teaching, they teach bad ones!
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Dreaming last night, I dreamed of daily bullying the demon king Lingjun.
I still remember that he was eating by the side, there was wine and meat, and it was delicious.
I wiped my tears while writing my English homework. It took about seven or seven forty-nine days to write, and finally it's over. Suddenly, my heart became soft and stable, a peaceful...
In this atmosphere, I drew the last full stop.
Until Ling Jun glanced at me, chuckled, and said: "Then teach you for another week."
After speaking, I was awakened alive.
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On New Year's Eve, Lingjun's mother went out.
There are only two people at home, Lingjun and I. He is busy, for fear that I will not eat well at his house. When the rice was half cooked, I went out anxiously and brought me a lot of snacks. He said, "Other people's kids have snacks, and you should have them too."
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It is true that Italians are open, but only if they are familiar with you. If you can't get in, you will be very polite and indifferent, and will not talk about taboo topics.
I remember once, when Ling Jun entered the class, he frowned suddenly and asked, "How come the smell of avoiding-pregnancy-coops?"
The classmates looked sideways, before he had time to bury him. I saw the vice-principal also come in from outside, exclaiming: "How come the smell of avoiding-pregnancy-coop?"
As soon as these words came out, the students were silent for a while and closed their mouths.
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Because I always can't remember to take medicine and supplements. I deliberately bought two bottles of iron supplements and put them at Zero Jun's house, and took a sip at the thought.
Mother Lingjun saw it by accident and asked meaningfully: "What is this? It is for you to nourish your kidney?"
"..." Ling Jun's face is red, does this person know too much?
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Mr. Ling said that I easily kick the quilt when I sleep, so he puts his leg on my knee to do a defensive job.
When I woke up one morning, I felt the abdominal pain was unbearable, so I said to Ling Jun: "Maybe I caught a cold after kicking the quilt last night."
Ling Jun snorted and replied, "Who told you not to sleep in my house last night?"
I... how could I sleep in your house!
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A long time ago, due to my carelessness, the phone fell on the ground and the screen cracked.
I feel distressed, and I will touch the cracks with my fingers from time to time.
Upon seeing this, Mr. Ling, without telling me, bought the glass film the next day.
I asked in surprise: "Why are you so anxious to buy for me?"
Ling Jun replied slowly: "I don't want to see what my children don't use well. It hurts to see you picking up the broken place every day."
Sure enough, the old saying is right, parents like to give the best to their children. Even if they don't, they will hit the swollen face to fill the fat man, just to make the child happy.
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In fact, I am really stupid. I am very slow to learn things. I have to memorize the theory at a glance. I also have a slow response. If something happens, I have to wait a few seconds to read the information.
But Mr. Ling just felt that I was pretending to be dumb to attract his attention.
One day, I worriedly said: "The teacher said that most children will inherit the IQ of the mother..."
Just as he was about to speak, I interrupted him again, "What should I do? I just look good..."
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Every new semester, Mr. Ling will smile gently and say to me: "One step closer to my dream, are you happy?"
I was confused and replied: "I don't have any dreams..."
"Isn't your dream to marry me?"
Well said...it makes sense.
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In fact, Ling Jun is very simple in dealing with feelings, and a little surprise will make him so happy that he can't sleep all night.
I still remember dating him before, and when he went offline and said he was going to sleep, I was still playing the last game.
Five minutes later, he came up again and asked me in surprise: "You can't sleep happily?"
I snorted and laughed, thinking: Who is as stupid as you, going on a date, it's not the first time, and can't sleep like a child with excitement.
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According to legend, when playing LOL, boys will never let go of the mouse and keyboard.
In order to verify this urban legend, I specifically angered Lingjun when he was playing LOL, stepped on the pillow of this man with cleanliness, and reclined on the bed, provocatively saying: "Forgive you for not daring to leave the game and come and beat me, I Not only step on it, but also throw it away!"
Ling Jun turned his head and sneered: "Don't dare? Beating you is more important than playing LOL."
I was dumbfounded, "Huh?"
Telling a good story does not develop like this, the director is a lie!
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