Chapter 25: Twenty-fifth day

【201】
Ling Jun usually needs to do a lot of things at home, cooking, and doing housework, but his mother watches idol dramas all day long to enjoy the happiness.
In the past few years, Lingjun's father has been working in other places, coming back to live for a few days every month. During the period of staying home, Lingjun's mother will pretend to be good and virtuous to win his father's favor.
Today, there are still four hours before Dad goes home.
Ling Jun suddenly said to me: "Mom wants to lie to me to eat again, and then help her wash the dishes. My dad is coming back, she is still so dishonest."
In the evening, his father went home. Lingjun’s mother hurriedly got up and was busy choosing vegetables to cook. She also gave his dad eye drops from time to time. "I cook for him every day at home, which is very hard."
Ling Jun didn't say a word, he couldn't hold back anymore, "Isn't it all I cooking?"
His mother sneered and said meaningfully: "Who are you cooking for? Are you cooking for me?"
Yes, you go high, and Lingjun is willing to worship the wind.
【202】
Today, Ling Jun suddenly covered the right side of his chest, frowned, and said, "It hurts a bit here."
I pretended to be cute, gave him a heart, and said: "Then I will give you my care!"
Mr. Ling glanced at me, was silent for a long time, and said, "Heart is on the left."
"..." I'm in my throat.
This incident tells us that selling cute can't be unrealistic, it must conform to common sense.
【203】
In the evening, Ling Jun suddenly said to me: "From now on, I want to dress better."
I looked at him in surprise, "Why?"
He laughed and teased me, "Because I want to get your favor."
【204】
When I have nothing to do, I like to ask Ling Jun many small questions, "A man's respect is more important, or a girlfriend is more important?"
Lingjun didn't look up, "It depends on his girlfriend."
My eyes were burning and I asked expectantly: "Like me?"
"Oh..." He hesitated for a while, then hesitated.
I tickled my boots and asked impatiently: "What's the matter?"
"That dignity is no more."
The corner of my mouth curled up. It's good, and it's very good.
【205】
I thought of a dream I had before-I was in the supermarket, buying all kinds of snacks on the shelves.
Each piece I ate is based on the description of the different ingredients on the package, guessing the taste, and carefully selected it into the basket.
When I was carrying food to the counter to pay the bill, the snacks disappeared in a blink of an eye.
My heart is broken, haggard, and my mouth is almost crying. At this moment, someone suddenly pointed to the front and said: "Your boyfriend just used light power to fly over and take your snacks away! I saw it all!"
Unexpectedly, Mr. Ling was in his dream, and it was so hateful!
【206】
Occasionally, I will play hostage games with Mr. Zero.
In the dark room, Ling Jun and I sat face to face and said viciously: "Don't make a noise, or I will kill you!"
Ling Jun questioned my identity, without any fear, "You are a kidnapper. Isn't it the other way to determine our identity? Who can you tie up like this?"
I said angrily: "I am a kidnapper anyway!"
"Then you have to punch your chest with a small fist?" Ling Jun sneered, not forgetting the shameful shame he had done before.
"You are rich, so I want your money." I am super fierce.
"Here you are, let's talk about how much you want." Ling Jun said lazily.
"No, you insulted my identity as a kidnapper... I couldn't be so easy to pass."
Mr. Ling continued to seduce me: "What you want to think about is how to seduce me, not kidnap me. Or choose the best of both worlds, why don't you marry me?"
"But I am a kidnapper, I can't give up the dignity of my kidnapper..." I said more and more quietly.
Ling Jun answered slowly, "Then why did you kidnap me?"
"To get your money."
"If you want more money, what you should think about is how to marry me smoothly."
"So is there a way to get money without marrying you?"
"No," Ling Jun paused and said, "Think about it, if you kidnap me, you will be arrested by the police. But if you marry me, you won't be able to get my money, so why not do it?"
"So are you trying to protect me?"
I always feel that something went wrong...
"No, I'm just lying to you."
I feel my IQ has been insulted.
"Or it's all right," Ling Jun approached me and said, "If you don't want to think about how to please me, get a little money?"
"but……"
Ling Jun moved closer again, his white knuckles clasped my wrists, and he whispered, "So just listen to me and serve me well?"
Before I could speak my words, people were suppressed by him.
Wait, is this script taken wrong? I always feel something is wrong?
【207】
Sometimes, when I see some bear kids doing bad things, they blurt out subconsciously: "If my son..."
Before he finished speaking, Mr. Ling was cut off, "My daughter."
"Oh." The boy hated the boy.
【208】
Occasionally, I am very diligent in writing novels, and Ling Jun feels distressed and urges me to rest early.
I said earnestly: "This is all to support you."
He laughed blankly, "Should I say this?"
【209】
When I was at home, I was very courageous. Knowing that the emperor Tian Gao is far away, and Jun Ling couldn't beat me, he would say something ambiguous to tease him.
"I want you to see how good I am!"
"I want to do strange things to you, so that you can't go to heaven and earth without a way!"
"Don't want to resist, I have a hundred ways to force you to submit..."
The next day, I went to his house to play.
Ling Jun approached slowly, and he blocked me against the wall with a smile, "Huh? Didn't you say you want to bully me severely?"
Uh, can’t I think it’s okay?
【210】
I remember one dream, in which I was a depression patient. Occasionally, when you get emotional, you will want to jump off the building.
Ling Jun was scared to death, so he trapped me at home, Ruan Mo Hard Pao and I gave birth to a twin.
Once I have an unusual idea, he coaxes me: "The child is still young, don't think about anything, okay?"
Hey, why is Ling Jun in the dream so cunning?
【211】
Mr. Ling was very serious when he was studying, and he didn't bother.
Once I stuck to him, he reluctantly said: "Leave it to me to study at noon and take you out to play at night, okay?"
"Ok... alright."
【212】
When I went to play at Lingjun's house before, he handed me 100 euros and said softly, "twice."
Almost for an instant, some unspeakable gossip appeared in my mind, that is, fifty a night, so he now gives me one hundred, the deep meaning of which can be imagined...
I didn't expect Ling Jun to be such a person, and stared at him fiercely: "Not good."
He froze for a while, then took out twenty from his wallet and said, "It can't be more."
This guy really underestimates me. Am I the kind of person who sees money open?
So, I shook my head: "No."
After a while, Mr. Ling leaned over, tapped my forehead with a Quzhi, and said fiercely: "I just asked you to pay for me. What do you think?"
I covered my forehead, no...nothing.
【213】
Mr. Ling has something to do tomorrow, so he won't go to class.
Before going to bed, he asked me, "Is there still money on me? What do I have for breakfast?"
"No money," I pretended to be pitiful, teasing him, "It's okay, I can watch others eat."
Ling Jun laughed and said distressedly: "Come to my house, I'll get up early to make egg bread for you."
The author has something to say: I didn’t want to update today~Because the grass lantern endorsed until nine o’clock in the evening, but I want to watch a lot of comments, I’d better update it~ I want to ask for comments and praise.
I really can’t update tomorrow, exam~