Chapter 3: Third day

【16】
It may be that I spend too much time with Mr. Ling during the day, causing me to dream about him almost every night, and Mr. Ling is the same.
I remember once, I had a dream.
In the dream, Ling Jun and I are not acquaintances. He is the owner of an electrical shop. My water heater is broken and needs to be repaired. Ling Jun volunteered to agree on a repair time.
Just as the repair date was approaching, Ling Jun suddenly called me: "Your water heater may take some time to be repaired. If you don't mind, I'll rush over later."
I didn't expect the owner of the repair shop to be so dedicated and happy. Looking at the alarm clock again, I was worried again: "But it's eleven o'clock in the evening now, boss, if you come over, is it okay?"
Mr. Ling was vague and hung up.
That night, he repaired the water heater in only half an hour, and stayed at my house under the pretext of not having a car.
In my dream, I was dumb and didn't react to what happened. When we slept together, I thought back to myself: No, did Ling Jun take advantage of me?
This guy is like a beast in his dream!
【17】
Ling Jun also dreamed of me.
He likes Chinese history and the history of Japan during the Warring States Period. He usually likes to play strategy-type single-player games.
Once, he dreamed that he was a hermit living in the mountains and forests, and he was a kind of fairy-like character, comparable to Zhuge Kongming.
I don't know how long it took, there was Liu Bei...Ah no, someone like the king came to visit, eager to invite Ling Jun to go down the mountain to be his private military adviser.
Jun Ling became accustomed to living in seclusion alone, and refused to step into the mundane world, so he refused: "Thanks to the Lord's love, I am not ashamed of it, please come back."
The king stroked his beard, and still said cheerfully: "As long as your Excellency helps me, I am willing to marry the princess to you."
Mr. Ling was stunned for a while, and in his dream he also thought of my appearance for an instant, and leaned over again to refuse: "I have my heart to belong, but I hope the Lord is no wonder."
"Hey, don't refuse so fast." The emperor was obviously the one who came here too, and he blocked the chattering "I can't make it" in the mouth of the zero emperor.
He clapped his hands, and soon a woman in a gorgeous gown came from behind the screen.
Ling Jun glanced, his eyes straightened up, isn't that just me who is the most outstanding person? !
Seeing and forgetting righteousness, he turned his face faster than a book, and immediately knelt in front of the future father-in-law, begging: "Please, the Lord must marry me the princess."
The king also knows how to take Joe, hehe he laughed, "Your Excellency just said no?"
"I would like to help the Lord, please be sure to marry the princess to me." He kowtowed again to show his loyalty.
In the end, I didn't know what means he used, and soon married me.
On the wedding night, he didn't drink much wine. As soon as he climbed onto the wedding bed, I pointed him at a hard object and complained: "You seem to be ineffective."
Ling Jun blushed, consciously deeply insulted, and retorted: "Try it and you will know."
After that, I forgot what happened. In short, Mr. Ling said that he was the last to dominate the world and gave birth to several pairs of children. Even if he wanted to get close to me, his son was blocked by the flower protector, which was really hateful.
He woke up, his mind was full of thoughts: Never want a child in this life, never! A daughter is enough, a boy is a nightmare!
He said grimly: "If I can, I'll help you deliver your baby in the future."
I was shocked: "Don't you want to go to the internal medicine department? Or to be a family doctor? Why do you want to go to the obstetrics and gynecology department now?"
"I always feel that this kind of thing cannot pass through the hands of others."
"Only for this purpose?"
Ling Jun held back for a while, and honestly said: "If a boy is born, I will put him back!"
I am helpless: "..."
Where does this go!
【18】
Every time I had to take an exam, I looked like I was facing a big enemy, and I was annoyed by Mr. Zero.
In order to stop my chattering mouth, he can only take time out of his busy schedule to help me make up lessons.
Before I went to the exam room, Ling Jun said viciously: "When you finish the exam, you will be dead!"
My scalp is numb, and now there is still an hour before the exam, and there is always a bad feeling.
【19】
Mr. Ling is like an old man, he can't even use Weibo. Before using it, it was to bind the game account.
In order to add to the joy of his life, I gave him attention to many messy people, let him get information from all directions and send loneliness.
Ling Jun suddenly raised his phone, pointed to a Weibo that explained the indescribable posture, and asked me: "I have followed so many bloggers to tell me something unspeakable? Okay, you What kind of PLAY do you like?"
I was speechless, and for a moment I deeply felt what it means to lift a rock and hit myself in the foot.
【20】
When Mr. Ling had a crush on me, he was very concerned about my taste.
One day, he walked through a shop, as if he could smell my body odor, he stopped, no matter what, he felt that I was hiding in the shop.
I held my forehead and thought: How can this man be like a dog.
【twenty one】
I almost always cook three meals a day. In the morning, he will get up half an hour earlier than me, racking his brains to make bread and other food for me.
Before going to bed, I will also ask my opinion: "What do you want to eat tomorrow morning?"
I thought for a while, and said, "Chicken and bread!"
The chicken cutlet bread is made of chicken cutlets that are deep-fried to the yellow, with cheese slices and tomato sauce, one bite, the sweetness and sourness are moderate, and the taste is perfect. But Ling Jun would not eat too much for me, because the fried food is easy to get angry and the corners of his mouth will sing.
"Good." Ling Jun immediately agreed.
I have to keep an inch: "Or, give me a whole piece, half is too little."
Ling Jun didn't agree with him, "The heat is too high, just a whole piece."
This is a serious question. I thought about it for a while, and said, "Then cut it in half and stack it together, so it's half a piece."
Ling Jun was also angrily laughed at me, "Isn't that a whole movie?!"
【twenty two】
Mr. Ling has a few courses very well, and his grades in China were good. Foreign students jokingly called him a "monster" or "human computer".
I am the same subject teacher of Lingjun and I am also the vice principal of the school. Maybe it's because I have a cold personality and don't like to talk. This teacher seldom ‘provokes’ me. Knowing that Ling Jun is a boy and has a good temper, he likes to make fun of him.
Once, the teacher suddenly sighed: "Ling Jun's younger sister who was in the lower grades also did very well in this course."
Classmate Ling Jun broke out a few sneers and laughed at him: "Are you stupid? Is that a girlfriend?"
Because of being too close on weekdays, Ling Jun always lied that I was his sister. Anyone with a discerning eye could see what was going on, but this teacher was silly...
The teacher was stunned, "Can you fall in love with your own sister?"
Ling Jun gave a dry cough and looked at the ceiling without speaking.
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