Chapter 32: Thirty-second day

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At noon, the food was cleared at home, and Ling Jun took me to the supermarket to shop.
I glanced at the fruit area and saw that the recent oranges were not bad in color and tasted good if I wanted to. So, I applied cautiously: "Oranges look good, and they feel delicious!"
Ling Jun glanced at him and replied disdainfully: "It's hollow inside."
I was shocked, "How do you know?"
Although he knows that Mr. Ling has many hidden skills, such as being able to distinguish the freshness of dishes from the color or some small details, and smelling the taste of the food, he can tell how long it will expire. But what I didn't expect was that he even studied oranges.
These stunts are ordinary in the eyes of ordinary people, but in my opinion, this is the perfect cultivation, which can perfectly deal with all aspects of life, which is beyond my reach.
Ling Jun paused for a while, and replied meaningfully, "Am I an ordinary person? What does your husband do not know?"
This... this shameless fellow!
At the counter for paying the bill, an old Italian lady happened to be dragging a truck of goods over.
Without a word, Mr. Ling went forward, "Shall I help you?"
The old man was stunned, Xu Shi did not react, but he saw that Mr. Ling was helping, and said thank you incoherently.
When it was time to part, the old man asked him kindly: "Thank you, how do you say in Chinese?"
"Xiexie." Ling Jun replied.
"Thank you so much, then you are a husband and wife? Are you her husband?" the old lady suddenly raised up and asked.
I blushed and coughed.
Mr. Ling was not ashamed, and replied slowly: "She is my fiancee."
The big devil, as always, no, shameless!
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Maybe it's because Mr. Ling feels that it is more approachable to accompany me to do the questions, so after he teaches new content, he will work with me on one side.
A few days ago, he quickly finished the question, covered the answer with his hand, turned his head, and teased me: "I have answers to all the questions here. As long as you cooperate with me all night, I will copy it for you, how about?"
I was unmoved, "Don't!"
Mr. Ling didn't rush, and continued to coax me: "Really not? You can't go to a good university after a few minutes. Are you sure you want to give up this opportunity?"
This guy doesn't know if he has watched a lot of conspiracy theories recently, and bully lines are readily available.
Although a little shaken, I still shook my head, "I don't want to copy anyway, and I'm so good-looking, I can't get into a good university, I can still eat with my face!"
"Forget it, show it to you." Ling Jun seemed to be frightened by my shocking remarks, and quickly let go and forced me to copy the answer.
Huh, compare with me? Taoism is too shallow!
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After taking a shower at night, Ling Jun suddenly asked: "Have you washed it?"
I didn't know it, and answered doubtfully: "Wash it up, what do you care about?"
"Let you come to attend the bed." He made me laugh with a smile.
"..."
Bad, bad guy!
【261】
A friend and I sighed before: "Ling Jun is really good and takes care of you very much. He is also gentle and gentle when talking to you. I really can hardly imagine that he is such a good person when he is aggressive towards you. "
I slander: give you this power, you can imagine.
Afterwards, I relayed these words to him in order to make Ling Jun happy.
I saw that the man chuckled and said, "Then tell her that she was wrong. I'm actually...very bad."
When he said this, he suddenly approached me. The whole person was shrouded in a gloomy light, and the devil's aura was bursting.
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Mr. Ling has a very upright view and values ​​on the outside, but he has no principles on the inside. As long as things are related to me, he will completely protect me and believe in me is justice.
Before, his little friend Mr. K called Mr. Ling on his birthday in advance, joking unscrupulously, saying: "What? Your girlfriend is coming too? What is she doing? A birthday party for our own group of brothers."
Ling Jun didn't mind any friends making friends, but he quickly became cold after hearing this and hung up the phone.
He did not abandon his girlfriend for his friends, but coaxed me first, and then cooked a big meal at home as compensation.
I asked him, "Why didn't you go to the birthday party? Instead, you chose to stay with me at home?"
Ling Jun stretched out his hand and stroked my face, and said gently and softly: "Seeing you are about to cry, it's very pitiful, I can't bear to go."
"Will it be bad?"
"You are the most important."
"Yeah!" Although it is a bit like a demon girl who is damaging the country and the people, but...I like it!
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Every time I take an exam, I rely on Zero King. Before the exam, he asked for his help, and temporarily embraced the Buddha.
Mr. Ling hated that iron could not be made into steel, trying to educate me, "You are now in a quagmire... No, it's the sea, you have to be constantly..."
I answered, "The big wave washed away?"
Jun Ling took a deep breath and corrected: "I was beaten by the big wave called'Difficulty', so I can't shrink back!"
"Oh."
Obviously, I am not the kind of person with a tough personality.
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Mr. Ling is not as bad as ordinary people think, he treats me very well.
Every time I go to the supermarket, I will call me in time and ask what I want to eat-and refuse me one by one.
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"If I become a cat, will you find a new girlfriend?"
"Then it depends on what kind of cat you become-are you the kind of cat that can become a human at night?" Ling Jun asked meaningfully.
What is this guy thinking, I can't know too much! That's right, that kind of thinking. He is the kind of man who looks so good and shameless!
I gritted my teeth and replied: "What if I'm not the kind of cat that turns into a human at night?"
He prolonged the tone, deliberately testing my reaction. After a long while, I said: "I won't, because you are still the person I like, so what if you become a cat?"
"But do you want to be dissatisfied?" I asked euphemistically.
"Don't worry, I came here alone in the past ten years." His tone was rather unkind, and he always felt that I had exposed the old bottom, and he was becoming angry at this time.
"Then will you take good care of me? What if I don't let you get close to the pretty lady?"
"I will definitely take good care of you. I said it is only you. Besides, why do I have to find a beautiful lady?"
I asked entangledly: "Then you still want to find a beautiful little brother?"
"..." Ling Jun was speechless.
"Then if one day suddenly, I brought a male cat home, would you be jealous?"
"Killed to death on the spot, you said you only liked me, and brought other wild cats home?"
I fell silent, the picture became more and more weird, and I didn't even dare to think about it.
Me: "Then would you use wine to relieve your sorrow?"
Lingjun was dumb, and after a long time, he replied: "Don't worry, you won't have the opportunity to go out, I will shut you home."
I was a little scared for a while, could this be the legendary imprisonment?
Unexpectedly, the Great Demon King Lingjun will be cruel, even the cat will not let go!
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