Chapter 6: Sixth day

【38】
Today I said to Ling Jun: "I posted a message on Weibo to forward the lottery. If you forward it to 800 people, you can draw the lottery."
Ling Jun was a little surprised and said, "Isn't that popular? Fans know about you?"
"Not necessarily."
As soon as my voice fell, he murmured to himself: "This is miserable. Forced by the situation, I must marry you."
I:"……"
Obviously, I took the opportunity to propose, but I found a good-sounding reason.
【39】
In high school, He Lingjun went to the supermarket after class, because Lingjun cooked three meals a day, and the ingredients would inevitably be cleared. I was seen by a classmate who was on the bus by accident, and at one time thought we were living together.
When I go to the supermarket, I love to wander in the meat counter and the snack area, holding up the chicken legs, and asking Ling Jun: "Fried chicken, I want to eat fried chicken."
"Your mouth ulcer is not healed, let it go!"
Reluctant to let go, I raised the box of minced pork, "Meatballs, I want to eat meatballs!"
"Add jealous again? Do you think you can eat it? Let go!"
I couldn't, so I secretly hid a box of chocolates and stuffed it in when Ling Jun paid the bill.
Jiang was still hot, and Mr. Ling opened his wallet and said helplessly: "Put it back, I only have five euros."
"..." Okay, you're ruthless.
【40】
I like to rank the fruit in threes or sixs. The most inferior is apple. I still can't accept its taste, let alone eat it. However, Mr. Wang regarded it as a treasure, and he believed in the saying "an apple a day without seeing a doctor".
When the weather was cold, Ling Jun was lying in bed, and I dangled in his bed, urging him to get up and play with me.
Ling Jun was so upset that he got up, turned around suddenly, smiled wickedly, "It's okay if you don't sleep, then eat fruit."
I'm really afraid of what comes from. From Ling Jun's smile, I interpreted hundreds of meanings-"It's freezing cold, why don't we eat apples", or "I'm tired recently, eat an apple and get some energy." .
In short, this guy looked like a smile but didn't make a good idea at first glance.
I shuddered as if sifting the chaff, reluctantly refused: "Is this not so good?"
"How bad?"
He doesn't eat hard and soft, it seems that he has a temper. I took a peek at the table outside the door, and the apples were neatly arranged in the tray above. It seemed that this was all fate, and people couldn't compete with God.
I covered my head with a quilt, struggling to death, "I want to sleep."
Ling Jun sneered, "It's too late."
I gritted my teeth, "Why don't you eat oranges?"
"Oh, what do you think? It's beautiful, let's eat apples."
With the hammer settled at Lingjun, I knew the deadline had arrived.
【41】
In Ling Jun's eyes, I was the kind of innocent girl who didn't know the world. As long as he is not paying attention, I will be abducted by bad guys.
So every time something worries him, he would educate me by quoting scriptures.
Recently, there have been many news about the abduction of young girls, and Ling Jun has begun to worry again.
There was a fire in the city, so the fish pond beside my city gate suffered.
Ling Jun's eyes were burning and he looked at me seriously, and said, "If you don't pay attention, the bad guys will take you away. Lock it in the basement and lock it up with chains!"
I lifted my cheek and asked him innocently: "But the basement is very cold, I may not live for three days."
"Then turn on the heating for you."
I was worried again, "Will you cook for me? I will starve to death if I don't eat..."
"It should be."
"Have a computer?"
Mr. Ling was so mad at me that I was so bitter, and he answered viciously, "Of course not!"
"But I will find it very boring..."
"..."
After a short pause, I asked again: "Are there any snacks?"
"No."
"Is there a bed?"
Mr. Ling was convinced by my unconstrained questions, and replied weakly: "Stand and sleep."
"But I can't sleep standing up..."
"Then rely on it."
I replied weakly: "But I can't sleep even if I lean, it's still cold."
Jun Ling took a deep breath. He probably hadn't seen me so much before, "Then give you a blanket."
"The most important point, if there are no snacks, I think I might not be able to live..."
Mr. Ling is also out of luck, and perfunctorily, "I'll give you everything."
I was overjoyed, "It's great, I want to be placed under house arrest!"
As soon as he said this, he then remembered the true purpose of this conversation. He could only hold his forehead and sighed.
Well, this is one of the examples of the failure of safety education.
【42】
Lingjun does not have an account at station B, and occasionally encounters some twists and turns when watching videos together.
In desperation, he can only choose to register one, but the page shows that his mailbox has been registered.
Almost for an instant, this guy thought of something. Turning around, staring at me with unkind eyes, he asked, "Did you register something with my mailbox again?"
Soon, the page came to the prompt "Congratulations, successful login".
When Ling Jun looked at the username, he almost fainted out of breath.
I saw it clearly read: The world's first sister, the little princess.
【43】
Occasionally, I also learned the verbose style of Lingjun Laoli.
There is water in front, I remind him: "There is a puddle, don't step on it!"
There was frost in front and the ground was slippery, and I shouted again: "Be careful of falling!"
Ling Jun helpless: "Do you think I am you?"
"Oh."
The implication is: Am I stupid like you?
【44】
Think of a horror story.
In Lingjun's house, he is well-behaved and sits at the foot of the bed.
Mr. Ling told me: "I'll go to the toilet, don't lie down on the bed, it's bad for the spine every day, you know?"
I nodded obediently, "Okay."
As soon as he left, he got into the bed with lightning speed. While smirking, I looked to the door with a smirk-I suddenly found that there was Ling Jun who was smiling slightly.
【45】
Mr. Ling was very serious when he was training people. I acted like a coquettish on him and would be torn off. It's useless to be gentle, so I can only do something different.
Once, forgetting what I had done, Ling Jun said coldly: "Such a big person!"
In order not to be scolded, I subconsciously took a sentence: "How come you look so cute?"
"..."
Ling Jun obviously didn't expect me to have another trick, and he was also angry for a while.
【46】
In high school, my English was very poor. I couldn’t finish my homework at night, so I was clever, and deliberately delayed it until the next morning, looking for Lingjun’s help because I was about to be handed over.
I asked him, "Have you never thought that one day I will help my girlfriend with homework?"
Ling Jun probably didn't expect me to be so thick-skinned, and replied disgustingly: "Go away a little bit. I wrote it last year."
"Oh."
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The author has something to say: I saw the story of a young reader today. It is a pity that people in love cannot stay together for long. I also hope that she can live a good life. I can’t say the words of blessings. I can only say that I want to chase me at least. Watching me get married in four or five years, maybe it can also satisfy the unfulfilled obsession in my heart.
My purpose of writing this article is for everyone to smile knowingly when reading the article, or feel warm in their hearts and not afraid of the cruel reality.
As long as I can bring you a little love and positive energy, even if there is only a little bit, I will keep writing it down~
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