Chapter 143: Grab the monkey to go (two more)

Seeing Qin Lang hanging up the phone, Tao Ruoxiang asked Qin Lang: "It seems that you are preparing to catch this flying monkey, but I want to know, how can you catch such a lawless monkey?"
"The more powerful monkeys can't turn out the palm of the Buddha's palm." Qin Langhe smiled. "I am not a Buddha, but this monkey is not a big god, so I have to seize it. The possibility is still relatively big. But the premise is that it should not leave Xiayang City."
"No, you really caught this monkey?" Tao Ruoxiang asked in amazement, although Qin Lu’s biological knowledge is quite abnormal, but he has to catch a monkey in such a large city in Xiayang City. It’s just a fantasy!
Even Tao Ruoxiang didn't believe it, Han Han didn't even believe it. She sighed: "When I knew that a monkey had stolen the briefcase, I had already accepted it. It was only a bad luck for me. Just one night. Even if you catch a person with a needle in a haystack, let alone a monkey who can climb trees and climb a house."
"Mr. Tao, in order to stimulate my potential, I would like to ask you, if I catch this monkey, how do you reward me?" Qin Lang asked with a smile to Tao Ruoxiang.
"Mr. Qin, if you can catch the monkey and bring me the briefcase, I will thank you very much!" Han Han said vowed, but she never thought that Qin Lang had no interest in her promise. .
Therefore, Qin Lang still stares at Tao Ruoxiang, waiting for her position.
"If you can help get the briefcase back, I really took you!"
"What use is it for you?" Qin Lang said with a smile. "This is not counted."
"If Mr. Qin wins, Xiang Xiang, you promise to date him." Han Hao finally said a word that is still "human words" in Qin Lang.
"Don't be kidding, I am his teacher!" Tao Ruoxiang gave Han Han a look, then said to Qin Lang, "If you can really help find things back, I will invite you to dinner."
"Diet? Just eat? Teacher Tao, please reward your reward with a little creativity." Qin Lang said with some absent-mindedness.
"You don't agree to pull it!" Tao Ruoxiang snorted dissatisfiedly. "Why do you want me to treat you for dinner?"
"Okay, then eat. But, you must ask me alone, I don't want to be the same as last time, and there is a stir-fry stick in it." Qin Lang put forward his own conditions.
"Okay, I promise you." Tao Ruoxiang made a little concession properly, she was forced to helpless, Qin Lang this kid is too sinister, Tao Ruoxiang do not want to put themselves in.
"Two, please don't patronize the flirtatious, first help me solve the problem?" Han Yu is still concerned about his own troubles, if this problem can not be solved, she will completely talk to this decent job Bye bye, I don’t even think about it.
Han Yu’s vanity has always been strong. If even this job can’t be saved, where does her vanity come from, and what time is it compared with Tao Ruoxiang’s sister?
"I have a sense of proportion in my heart." Qin Lang was urged by Han Yu to be a little annoyed, but in the face of Tao Ruoxiang, Qin Lang began to search for monkeys.
Qin Lang first made a phone call to Han Sanqiang, let him arrange five or six younger brothers on every street in Xiayang City, and then wait for his order.
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Wei also thought that Qin Lang had any tricks. As a result, Qin Lang called Han Sanqiang to make arrangements. He thought that Qin Lang only used the human tactics and waited for the rabbits. The confidence of Qin Lang fell to the bottom.
Qin Lang also saw that these two people lacked confidence in themselves. Hehe smiled and said: "Don't judge too soon. The next arrangement is the key point. Well, the audio file has been placed on the mobile phone, we can set off. It is."
"What audio files?" Tao Ruoxiang asked curiously.
"You want to hear now?" Qin Lang looked at Tao Ruoxiang with a smile.
Tao Ruoxiang vaguely felt that there was nothing good, but her curiosity still prevailed, so she nodded and said: "Let's sell less, and quickly talk about what audio files you downloaded."
"Do you really want to listen?"
"Less nonsense!" Tao Ruoxiang said with some impatientness.
Qin Lang had to open the audio file that had just been downloaded. The sound of the monkey’s weird
screaming
sounded in the phone of Qin Lang. Although it was a monkey’s voice, but because it was too
fashionable
, Tao Ruoxiang and Han Yu heard it. The "out of the string" inside -
This is not the ordinary monkey cry, but the monkey called. Spring or the sound of the fun when mating!
Hearing this voice, Tao Ruoxiang's face suddenly turned red, and even his ears were red, and his heart was even darker. Qin Lang, this guy is really shameless, and there is such a perverted hobby.
Although Han Wei is relatively open in this respect, there are some people who can't stand the action of Qin Lang. This kind of audio download is actually a superb.
"Not yet turned off!"
Tao Ruoxiang almost angered. Qin Lang saw Tao Ruoxiang's face was not good, quickly turned off the audio, and then explained, "Please don't look at me with a colored look. I don't have any abnormal hobbies in this area, but against the medicine, to clean up that one." Flying monkeys are 'prepared! According to the results of the current research, not only the voices of human females stimulate the heterosexual excitement, but also the homosexuals quickly reach the climax, and monkeys are also the best in this regard. Because monkeys, orangutans and other animals mate The frequency is very frequent, and the male has multiple partners at the same time, so the female monkey must find a way to squeeze out the sperm of the male monkey, and this method is 'screaming'."
Qin Lang paused and saw that the two women had already listened to it, so they then said in the tone of science: "Research shows that when monkeys, orangutans, etc., if the female does not 'scream', the probability of male release of sperm is less than 100%. Ten, on the other hand, can reach 80%. Therefore, many female monkeys are masters in this area, they know how to slap the male monkey's desire.
"Do you want to use that call to bring out that monkey?" Tao Ruoxiang seems to understand Qin Lang's thoughts.
"Tao teacher is really smart!" Qin Lang nodded with a smile. "I let people use a mobile phone to play similar audio on every street, which will definitely attract the attention of that 'flying monkey', as a life in the city often. Long-term separation from the monkeys, the desire to fire the monkeys that are not venting, it must be very eager for the opposite sex, so it will definitely show up!"
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Yu suddenly became dumbfounded, from the previous contempt for Qin Lang to marvel:
Such a creative idea, probably only the "wonderful" such as Qin Lang can come up with it. Moreover, the key is that this idea is still very feasible!
"Playing with a mobile phone, can the flying monkey hear it?" Tao Ruoxiang asked.
"Don't worry, every block has people playing, it will definitely hear. The phone sound is not high, but the monkey is definitely very sensitive to this sound, it will definitely hear. Not to mention, I can't always use high notes. The horn is going to play this sound?
Qin Lang explained it again, and then said,
Well, let’s go out of the hotel first, if it’s useful, then you’ll see it later!

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