Chapter 144: Calculation monkey (three more)
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Juvenile Medical God
- Zhu Mei
- 1217 characters
- 2021-02-04 11:50:55
The mating and breeding of the offspring is the instinct of the species. Even the human beings of all things can't control this instinct, let alone a hungry and thirsty monkey.
After Lu Qingshan’s reminder, Qin Lang roughly figured out the details of this monkey: a male monkey, who is hungry because he stays with his master for many years, so this monkey must be vented.
The Qin Hai's human tactics also quickly worked, although the use of mobile phones to play monkeys on the street is not obvious, it is difficult to attract the attention of pedestrians, but it can cause the attention of monkeys. This is not because the monkey's hearing is stronger than the human being, but because the focus is different, such as a person who admires nature, he can even hear the sound of insects in the noisy city, because he is not concerned with the noise. It is a natural voice.
Shortly after Qin Lang went downstairs, it was about twenty minutes. Han Sanqiang called and said that his man had found a black monkey in the phoenix tree on a street in the north of the city.
"Get hooked!"
Qin Lang laughed and said to Tao Ruoxiang, "Mr. Tao, going to Pioneer Road in the north of the city, the monkey has already appeared."
Really?
Tao Ruoxiang and Han Wei could not believe that Qin Lang’s trick was actually successful.
"When you go, you know." Qin Lang said, "Hurry up, or else the monkey will run out of trouble."
When Tao Ruoxiang heard it, he quickly rushed to the car and quickly rushed to the street.
Tao Ruoxiang's driving skills are quite good. After ten minutes, he has already arrived at Pioneer Road.
Then, a van leaned over, and a person came out to the front of the Qinlang car and described the situation with him, saying that a monkey was hidden in the lush foliage of the phoenix tree on both sides of Pioneer Road. The monkey was very embarrassed, and The movement is very small, and the pedestrians on the street have not noticed its existence. If it is not for Qin Lang to specifically pay attention to these people's hiding places, I am afraid they are hard to find a monkey in the branches.
"Okay, give it to me, you are going to wait around for the first time." Qin Lang told the man.
At this time, other people have turned off the audio of the mobile phone, and Qin Lang opened the audio file, because they are all the same audio file, so Qin Lang believes that the monkey certainly does not know that he has changed a "monkey".
Sure enough, after hearing this call, Qin Lang saw that the top branches of the phoenix tree in front had no wind and moved, so there was definitely something in it.
"Han sister, you should perform." Qin Lang said to Han Yu.
"What are you performing?" Han Yu wondered.
"Don't you buy a furry monkey toy? Just use this monkey toy to seduce that Sao monkey! You should be good at it." Qin Lang said this meaning, Tao Ruoxiang took a look at Qin Lang, but this turned a blind eye.
Han Wei also felt that Qin Lang was weird, but she didn't have the time to think about it. She took out the monkey's doll, then opened the window and put one of the monkey's feet out of the window, then gently Shaking.
"Hey - why are you doing?" Qin Lang asked Han Han.
"Don't you want me to seduce that monkey?" Han Hao asked.
"Seduce it with one leg?" Qin Lang was really dumbfounding.
"What do you know." Han Yu explained, "To get a beautiful thigh. Women's legs are originally a very lethal weapon, but many people are not good at using it. I think monkeys are similar to people, it should be like this too. Let's go."
"I hope you are right." Although Qin Lang's biological knowledge is solid, he really does not know how the mother monkeys show their "sexual feelings". They only hope that Han Han is right. This monkey also has foot fetish.
Moreover, in Qin Lang's opinion, it is right to expose one leg, lest the monkey see that the female monkey is fake, although the light here is not very bright, but in case the monkey's eyesight is strong, it is the eye of the fire. It’s troublesome.
Soon, the branches and leaves of the tree top swayed even more. It seems that the monkey was actually cited/induced, and some of them could not hold back.
"Hurry up, Han sister, take this singer monkey hook. Lead down!" Qin Lang urged.
This sounds like it is to let Han Han seduce this monkey. At this time, Han Yu also listened and gasped, but she was embarrassed to care about Qin Lang, only as if she did not hear, then the monkey toy The small half of the face was exposed, as if "have a half-faced face."
Probably because the artificial monkey is indeed very similar, and the simulated female monkey is indeed very "sexual.", coupled with the "hot" monkey call that broke out in the Qinlang mobile phone, these elements are added together. Stimulated that the Sao monkey was crazy.
Sure enough, the Sao monkey finally couldn’t help but smashed out from the branches of the phoenix tree, then leaped from the branch and rushed toward the window, seemingly preparing to take the female monkey out of the window. Then I took a good shower, but at the moment when the monkey slammed the mother's thigh, it heard a cracking sound, and then the scream of the woman inside the window.
The scream was sent by Han Han. She did not expect that the monkey had directly killed the door and directly robbed the female monkey toy in her hand. It really frightened her. After all, the monkey’s claws were in the light. It looked very sharp, and the claws of the monkey toy were torn apart with one paw.
However, at this time, Sao Monkey also felt that it might be deceived because the mother monkey is fake! Once used as a monkey king, it was completely irritated. He slammed the window, licked his teeth, and put his claws in to catch Han Han. It was scared that Han Han was really eclipsed.
"孽畜!"
At this time, Qin Lang sang low and slammed into the monkey's paw. How sharp is Qin Lang's knife, only to hear a click, the monkey's front paw is probably broken, it makes a strange call, then Jumping into the branches, with the injury jumping into the branches, the emperor fled, a little red light followed.
"It ran! It ran!"
Han said, "Well, I didn't catch the monkey! This is really finished." Qin Lang, why didn't you just grab it directly, what is the use of it?..."
"Noisy!" Qin Lang snorted. "You can't do it with your head. Why do you want to seize it? Do you know how to communicate with the monkey?"
When Qin Lang was so stunned, Han Hao suddenly stopped, and some grievances said: "You make sense, but the monkeys have run away. Are we not clueless?"
"This is what I deliberately let it go." Qin Lang said calmly.
"What?" Tao Ruoxiang could not help but ask, because she is very curious why Qin Lang did so.
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