Chapter 1: , 500 handsome guys

　　 Dongfeng will try a new knife ruler, thousands of leaves are cut by hand!
　　 The evening city under the wind and cold has begun to be filled with neon lights. The whole world wrapped in reinforced concrete is full of a strong sense of money. Looking around, it seems that everyone in this world is busy for money.
　　 "If you want to persuade others, first of all, you should state it in interest, not in reason."
　　 The point of this sentence is that most people who say that they tend to bow their heads in front of major interests rather than consider many rational relationships.
　　Yi Yang had forgotten the sentence in which book he saw, he always remembered it, but it was a little too late.
　　 And to this day, he only understands the true meaning of the phrase "the world is under the sun, the heart is not old".
　　 walked at a brisk pace, sometimes laughing, sometimes worrying, the pedestrians in the past looked at him with a neuropathic look, and then everyone passed him, not leaving any impression on this vicissitudes face.
　　 The definition of unemployment can be divided into several types, and Yi Yang belongs to the more willful of these types-voluntary unemployment.
　　He is the employee of ‘Lighting Entertainment’, the only film and television production company in this city, and just a few hours ago, the creative idea he produced after working hard all night was plagiarized by his boss who is also a teacher and friend.
　　After several hours of forced anger, he calmed down, resolutely handed over the resignation report, and then took this month's salary to clean up and leave.
　　 He knows the revenue of this advertisement. If it is adopted by the client, the designer will have a bonus commission of more than 50,000 yuan.
　　 is the 50,000 yuan, let him see the essence of a person, and understand the truth that no personal emotions can be mixed in the workplace. If such a thing happens, he has no reason to continue to stay here.
　　 Then when that 50,000 yuan buys a lesson, it doesn't hurt even if you think about it.
　　 "Hi, handsome guy, men and women clothing clearance sale discount, buy one get one free to find out!"
　　 The young shopping guide lady in professional clothes is working the street to work for her performance this month, and tirelessly introduces the quality and price advantages of clothing to passers-by.
　　Yiyang passes through this street almost every day. If there are no mistakes, the girl has called him "handsome" more than 500 times.
　　 just rushed these five hundred times as "handsome guys", and Yi Yang decided to support her business once.
　　 He stood in front of the shopping guide lady, did not say anything, directly looked at the price on the clothes and scanned the code to pay, and then took the two pieces she carried in her hands.
　　 "Sir, that's women's clothing!"
　　Yiyang regardless of her, just pinched two women's dresses in her hand and went straight home.
　　 Two-bedroom, one-bedroom finely decorated rental housing is almost 2,600 yuan a month, which is a medium price in this city.
　　Yi Yang's life is a mess, the only thing that can make others envious is his two beautiful roommates who will also be ruined.
　　A kindergarten teacher, a model, which is the best in the world, the two of them are also the only female friends of Yi Yang in this city.
　　 Some people say that there is no pure friendship between men and women.
　　In a world where there is no pure friendship between and sex, Yi Yang agrees with this sentence.
　　 Because he was in love with Ling Lan, a kindergarten teacher who graduated from a school with him.
　　Ling Lan did not go to work today, but held the tablet and Zero Time on the sofa in the living room. Her hair was messy like a car accident. When she saw the opposite of Yi Yang, she was too lazy to take care of it.
　　 Unemployment today made him very depressed, but from the moment he entered the door, he was in a different mood.
　　 It was also said that the negative emotions given by others cannot be brought back to his family. Although Ling Lan is only a classmate and roommate, in this city, the status of the two of them in Yiyang's mind is similar to that of their family.
　　 "The clothes you bought for you, which one do you like to share!"
　　 Yi Yang threw the two pieces of clothes that had just returned from the pedestrian street directly onto Ling Lan's head, covering her messy hair.
　　Ling Lan took down her clothes and threw them on the coffee table in front of her: "Street goods!"
　　Yi Yang took a cup of water from the water dispenser and drank it himself: "What do you mean?"
"I have seen a girl holding two hands and shouting and discounting for two weeks in these two clothes. A treasure shop has a price of 20 yuan for free shipping. Congratulations on being the wrong again. In fact, if you want to make me happy, Just cook the spicy crayfish yourself!" Ling Lan got up from the sofa and pointed to the kitchen: "I bought the crayfish, and I will see you next!"
　　 "Pull it down, I might as well make lobster for you two. I might as well raise the kun, as long as the level is enough, I can swallow Nuwa!"
　　 "Then you can treat us as kun, one crayfish a day!"
"I have practiced the two of you for a year. How many times have lobsters been fed, but I haven't walked out of Xinshou Village yet!" Yi Yang said that, but he still rolled up his sleeves while preparing to cook: "And , I really don’t want to make you happy today, but make me happy, the girl called me a handsome guy every day, I listen to happiness!"
　　 "Cut, man!"
　　 "Oh, woman!"
Yi Yang can make a variety of crayfish, steamed and spicy or thirteen-scented are very good, and there are two slender females who have the mantra of "guawazi" and come to this kitchen. In my life, I missed the word "light".
　　 claims that the five-pound crayfish has been washed and washed by Ling Lan.
Start cooking oil and add onion, and garlic until fragrant. After the fragrance overflows, continue to add pepper and dried chili. When you see the expression of enjoyment on the face of Ling Lan who is standing next to stealing photos and making friends , It means that this spicy flavor has been fried.
　　 followed by crayfish and hot pot base, grass fruit star anise and cinnamon, simmer for 20 minutes.
　　Ling Lan is now a foodie who is not in a hurry, holding a mobile phone to send a quick return order to model roommate Su Qi, and then makes a very cute expression on Yi Yang: "Good, handsome!"
　　 Yi Yang gave Ling Lan the shovel and took out his mobile phone which kept shaking in his trouser pocket.
　　The rice cell phone has a fever, and the crayfish that is being tossed in the pan in this way.
　　 For this domestic mobile phone, Yi Yang has some love and hate. Although it is born for fever, it is too much to cook eggs.
　　 After shutting down and restarting, the interface of the mobile phone became a little different. After a small circle of rotation, a few big letters popped up: Congratulations to Yi Yang for harvesting the five hundred sound handsome guys from the female within a year.
　　 "The "Yi Jing" software is opened. According to the characteristics of Yiyang's work industry, this software can provide services such as picture production, video editing and shooting."
　　 "Do you want to activate the task?"
　　Yi Yang looked at the phone interface and gently tapped the ‘Yes’ option.
　　 "Please take a picture within thirty seconds!"
　　 Enter the shooting interface of the mobile phone camera as soon as the screen prompts, and there is a countdown of 30 seconds in the upper right corner.
　　 There is nothing really good about this kitchen living room. Yi Yang had to point the camera of his mobile phone at this moment Ling Lan who was looking at the bottom of the pot.
　　 The shutter sounded, and then came Ling Ling's gaze that could kill people.
　　 "You dare to secretly photograph me?"
　　 The situation is wrong, hurry up!
　　 Yi Yang spread his legs and ran to the back of the living room sofa, while looking at the photo of Ling Lan on the phone. After a few seconds of turning around, an absolutely perfect beauty photo was displayed.
　　 Ling Lan is a beautiful woman with a good figure and a pretty face, but she is wearing a fat pajama that does not show any figure at all, and her messy hair and fallen expression can't bear to look straight.
　　 The effect of this dress can be imagined, but Yi Yang has some doubts. This software can automatically trim the unbearable photo just now into a beautiful photo.
　　Although the current Mito software is so ridiculous, the effect of this photo is comparable to PS, the most powerful cartography software in the world.
　　 The entire photo shows no traces of beauty, UU reading www.uukanshu.com can't even see the traces of retouching.
　　Looking at this result, Yi Yang really forgot to run away, and Ling Lan's two powerful fingers smoothly grabbed his ears.
　　 "If you don't delete the picture you just took today, I will have a crush on you!"
　　Yi Yang, of course, did not intend to compromise and put the phone behind him: "You have said this many times, and there is no deterrent."
"Is there no deterrent force? No wonder I don't listen to me every time I say this." Ling Lan is going to change her strategy: "Well, if you don't delete the photo, you will wash the dishes after eating crayfish in the future. "
　　 It was enough threat. Although Ling Lan wouldn't make crayfish, she was very diligent in cleaning up housework. Yi Yang didn't want to wash the dishes every day in the future, so she had to compromise.
"However, you'd better decide if you want to delete it first!" Yi Yang showed her mobile phone photos: "You don't know what industry I am in. I am known as a small figure repairer. I never have it in my mobile phone. Unsightly photos."
Ling Lan grabbed her phone and opened the album to look at the photo just now: "I'm going to go, it's only a few seconds after you fix it like this, send it to me quickly, just send the crayfish in the circle of friends. Match it!"
　　 Yi Yang snatched the phone back, Xie smiled and said: "You said you want to delete, if you don't delete the next bowl I want to wash, I'm not fooled."
　　 "If you dare to delete this girl, you will never end with you!"
　　Although I get along with women every day, Yi Yang can never figure out which of them is true. Is this photo deleted or not?
　　 is hesitating, and the'Yi Jing' APP interface opens again, showing: "Congratulations that the software is activated, please choose to complete the task in the task interface, you can get a reward: mobile phone upgrade!"