Chapter 842: reception
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Knight of the Light
- Cannibalism. QD
- 1337 characters
- 2021-01-29 07:01:34
Christmas at the end of 1993, people all over America had a wonderful time. I spent a warm night with my family on Christmas Eve. I turned on the newspaper and TV the next day, and I was severely shocked.
When I heard the word ‘blasting’ at first, everyone thought the headquarters of the New York Times had been bombed. But then I learned that it was that was bombed.
"Is this true? Is this true? It must not be true."
"God, someone exploded the New York Times toilet."
"It's hard to imagine how cruel this is. It is said that there are many people on duty in the headquarters building of The Times, and they all panicked at the time."
"I used to envy a colleague who went to the "New York Times", but now I don’t envy him at all. He used to call me to describe his'painful' life in New York, and now I have to call to'comfort' him. ."
Human sorrows and joys are not interlinked. Some people are unlucky and others laugh. In the families of news dissemination, the bad luck of The Times immediately became a hot topic.
The media seems to be describing a magical feast made from excrement. Readers and viewers are both disgusted and dumbfounded.
"The New York Times" did its best to do urgent research, but it couldn't hold back colleagues from falling into trouble and watching jokes. This is a rare comedic disaster. Anyway, it is not me who is unlucky.
Newspapers, radio stations, TV stations, and almost all the media are teasingly describing the tragedy that happened in Times Square. The style is exaggerated and the words are erratic.
In the face of the "care" of colleagues flying in the sky, the "Times" board of directors would like to have a staff member killed in the incident, even if it was injured. This will increase the sadness of the victims.
But the worst is the editor-in-chief of Bratton in the "Times" news edition. He suffered severe psychological trauma and has repeatedly stated that he would commit suicide by jumping off the building, but he refused to go to the rooftop alone.
After preliminary investigations by the New York police, it was determined that this was a criminal act of a bad nature. The director held a press conference and personally briefed the media on the situation.
"Considering the seriousness of the situation, the city bureau has mobilized hundreds of police forces to clean up the scene. We easily found the explosive device used by the criminal and determined the means of committing the crime. This will be very helpful for the subsequent investigation. "
The press conference was held at the police headquarters in Lower Manhattan, and a lot of media sent people to attend. The word ‘easy’ caused laughter in the venue, and everyone knew how ‘easy’ it was.
A number of police officers involved in the scene cleaning have been interviewed by the media and described the ‘colorful and gorgeous’ and ‘scenery scenery’ at the scene of the crime, which is really a very interesting scene.
Whether it's interviews, interviews, or watching interviews, everyone's mood is very...curious!
A reporter raised his hand and asked, "Your Excellency, how much does the police know about the suspect? Is he likely to commit another crime? What is his purpose?"
The director sat on the stage and pursed his lips, "After the bombing of the "New York Times" last night, we quickly adjusted all the surveillance videos in the building, but there is no progress yet.
According to the analysis of psychologists, the suspect is likely to have a strong retaliatory psychology towards the society, and he has mastered superb explosive skills, and he is highly likely to commit another crime.
In fact, we received an anonymous parcel today. Someone expressed responsibility for the bombing of The Times and will continue to commit the crime tomorrow night. "
Wow...
The reporters suddenly made a surprised noise. This criminal is too rampant, completely ignoring the face of the New York police, blatantly not saying, but still committing crimes?
"What does the criminal want to do?" a reporter asked.
The Secretary sighed slightly, "We are not sure if the person sending the parcel was the criminal last night. We don't want to cause too much social panic."
But reporters don't care about panic, what they want is enough news. Someone shouted: "I am a CNN reporter. The people have the right to know, and the police should disclose information that can be made public."
Other reporters also called Chacha. They came to the reception to write a manuscript. A plain manuscript can't get money. The media is born like a fly, and has the property of odor-dissipating.
The chief of the New York Police Department seemed embarrassed, but in the end he succumbed to the pressure. He clicked on the CNN reporter and said: "The person who sent the parcel wrote us a letter of provocation and he mentioned CNN."
Oh......?
The reporters pricked their ears.
The director continued: "He stated that the target of the night blasting is the CNN headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. Because CNN's reports are all FAKENEWS. In order to make America great again, the media that lied must be severely punished."
what?
It's amazing!
Sure enough, it was shocking news.
But why is this news unlucky?
The CNN reporter who asked the question was stunned on the spot. The colleague next to him immediately turned the camera and slapped him in a daze. Even the director on the stage showed a pitiful expression of sigh and shook his head to express his comfort.
The Secretary grabbed a plastic bag with a sealed letter. This gadget is made up of tailored newspaper letters. The extra-large fonts on the CNN report are actually frauds, lies and misinterpretations, and are the source of social unrest.
In addition to the letters with stitching letters, there is also a red hat. There was the word ‘MAGA’ on it, and reporters thought for a long time before they realized that this is the abbreviation for ‘Great Again’.
Oh my god!
Do all the criminals of this year have such noble sentiments?
Is it okay to ransom you when you are full? Why is it great again? I haven't seen this plot before, so I must be joking.
After showing the evidence, the director turned to comfort reporters at the scene, "Don't worry, we have notified the Atlanta police and CNN headquarters. They said that they must strengthen their guard and will never let the bombers succeed again.
CNN executives also said that they will immediately investigate the headquarters building to eliminate all hidden dangers. They will strictly control the entry and exit of all personnel and will never let the disaster repeat itself.
I personally think that this is nothing more than a bluffing method for the criminals. He was able to successfully commit the crime at the headquarters of The Times, which was entirely because we were not paying attention. But now the police are ready, he has no chance to commit a crime. "
That's how it is said, but it is not your that is blowing up. Of course you are not worried.
"The New York Times" has now been laughed to death by the nation, and CNN is the main force among them. The whole day's reports were all about the misfortunes of his peers, pressing his opponents into the dung pit.
Now that Feng Shui turns around, the criminal hasn't even hidden, and has to continue to come out and make trouble. It can be imagined what a carnival the media across the United States will be, all staring their eyes ready to watch the big show.
The press conference was very successful, and the people who came to attend were very rewarding. They quickly wrote manuscripts to spread the news, rushing to publish it at the first moment.
The people of the United States are still immersed in the tragicomedy of the "New York Times", and in the next second they will be enveloped by greater ‘sadness’—this guy hasn’t played enough and wants to blast the CNN toilet?
When the seeds are ready, everyone is waiting to see.