Chapter 848: New requirement
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Knight of the Light
- Cannibalism. QD
- 1533 characters
- 2021-01-29 07:01:35
CNN headquarters in Atlanta was bombed on time at ten o'clock in the night. All channels were forced to stop broadcasting and all night staff were evacuated.
At the time of the explosion, there were at least thousands of people in the ni building. The sewage pipe network in the building was artificially destroyed, causing sewage to enter the fire pipe. In addition, the ventilation ducts send smoke to every corner of every floor, leading to this great tragedy.
The people in the building basically cried out. Especially outside reporters who were supposed to be outside the building to take first-hand live video. Not only will they encounter ‘shit to the shower’, they will be fired immediately.
At 10:30, the Atlanta fire brigade and police station came to support, but they couldn't do anything. There was no fire at the scene, let alone homicide and casualties.
Unscrew the fire hydrant, and all that came out was yellow and thin sewage.
Only the clean water that comes with the fire truck can be used to flush the personnel on site. But the current outdoor temperature is four to five degrees Celsius, and a few people can't stand the cold after being washed.
In the end, the ambulance rushed over and pulled the people on the scene towards the hospital, which was full of beds.
The Atlanta city government declared a state of emergency at eleven o'clock at night, and the city's police mobilized. But everyone was gathered at night, but didn't know what to do?
The only clue was the phone call to independent newsman Jitt, and it was finally verified that the number came from a roadside phone booth in Los Angeles.
The police can only carry out the rescue first and at the same time block the CNN headquarters.
The attack was too bad and seriously affected the image of the United States. Even the White House said overnight that it would investigate the case to the end and defend the banner of freedom and democracy.
At the same time, there are news censorship and even diplomatic forces to influence allies, demanding that all Western countries stop reporting on CNN events. Through a hard-line attitude, it will trigger the people's resentment and do everything possible to restore the country's image and face.
Of course, the most important thing at the moment is to quickly clean up the septic tanks of all key departments in the United States. The country cannot afford such a series of incidents of ‘dung spraying’.
This is too humiliating and shameful.
That night, the federal government issued a warning to the states, demanding that the ‘loopholes in the sanitation system’ be thoroughly cleaned up and that such a vicious incident must not be allowed to happen again.
So in the middle of the night, all the land of America moved into action.
The government spends a lot of money to mobilize sanitation workers to feces quickly, which provides new ideas for solving the employment problem of the bottom of the society. I only smoked it once a year, but now I smoke it once a month. The manpower required will be increased tenfold.
Considering that the CNN manure spraying incident will inevitably have a strong impact on the direction of the US economy. Someone on Wall Street soon believed that ‘fecal suction’ would become a sunrise industry and a bright spot for economic growth in the era of innovation.
Nasdaq is considering launching a ‘fecal suction’ section, packaging and listing a number of related companies to attract the attention of international investors. Or come a batch of ‘fecal sucking’ bonds, with an annual return of at least 10%, and they should be able to be snapped up in the market.
Considering that the current suction capacity is seriously insufficient, and learning from the experience and lessons of CNN’s slow suction speed, the White House requires major car companies to urgently modify and produce a batch of high-horsepower suction trucks.
The U.S.'s capacity for ‘fecal suction’ is not enough, and allies need to join in. For example, Japanese car companies are very active, and'Toyota' has taken the initiative to provide a package solution for Mei Dae.
For a time, because of the ‘fecal spraying’ crisis that erupted in the United States, the global shortage of suction trucks was extremely short. After all, manpower is not enough to dig manure, and professional equipment is required.
The European and American governments are worried that their homes will become the target of such a "tragic attack". They are scrambling to reserve suction trucks and develop more advanced anti-explosion septic tanks.
After all, no one thought about exploding a septic tank in the past? This form of terrorist attack is unheard of, and it is impossible to prevent it. The security departments of various countries had to immediately set up emergency response teams to discuss countermeasures.
Even national parliaments are considering passing a series of legal provisions-it is strictly forbidden to blast septic tanks and sewage systems, especially sewage pipes and fire pipes.
People who do this are too hateful. They are simply enemies of human civilization and must be punished severely.
Everyone in the US media is in danger. Sitting in the office is frightened, for fear that the fire sprinklers above the head will bring disaster to themselves.
If there is a slight disturbance, a large number of media practitioners will howl and escape from the office, only to make sure that the septic tank is empty before returning to work.
Everyone sitting on the toilet was worried that an unstoppable force would rush up from under his buttocks. He looked back and looked at him from time to time, but he couldn’t rest in peace when he went to the toilet, so that the psychological pressure was too great and he would have nightmares at night.
The gossip and rumors in the society are also surging. Some people say that this is caused by psychopaths, some say that it is caused by foreign terrorist forces, and some say that it is caused by the internal disturbance of the federal government.
Not to mention the heavy blow to the American media, the CNN headquarters building has not been cleaned up, and the British BBC received a postal package. Inside was another letter spliced letter.
In addition to continuing to accuse the hypocrisy and prejudice of the Western media, this letter also puts forward new requirements-to stop the situation from continuing to deteriorate, ten Hollywood sexiest actresses must be selected on the cover of "Playboy."
Damn it!
What the is this request?
The criminals don’t extort the ransom, and now they don’t even have the energy to sue the society.
The editor of the BBC has just written the "Psychological Analysis Report on the Boss Boss" and is preparing to freeze the image of this criminal as an anti-social psychopath. A clown who suffered from sexual harassment in childhood and liked to blow up when he grew up.
But in the blink of an eye, the criminal became extremely peaceful and secular.
Everyone knows what "Playboy" is.
If it's just to see a yellow picture, as for such a big battle? If you have a request, say it early, everyone can discuss it. If the federal government knows that this will be the result, it will tie those actresses to the cover!
The BBC is not sure about the authenticity of the letter, but the end of the letter threatened-if the letter is not released, it will blow up the dung pit of the BBC headquarters in London.
With CNN's experience ahead, this threat is chilling.
The BBC hurriedly sent someone to check the septic tank at its headquarters, and it actually found a time bomb — hurry up and publish a threat letter. This hot potato is still a headache for the Americans.
When this news was made public on BBC TV and newspapers, the whole world fryed the pan again-this criminal is simply... what is the structure of his brain?
Why did you come up with the sexiest actress on the cover of "Playboy"? Is this a resentment towards the world or is it benefiting human peace?
This request is passed back to the United States, and the federal government is also confused-criminals who ask for money are actually best solved. It is not difficult to deal with political purposes. But this kind of nonsensical thing is really difficult.
No one can guess what the criminal's brain circuit will be next time?
It's one thing to get a headache for government officials, but when the news spread, the media became lively again. Countless people who eat melon have also erupted in public opinion.
Who is the sexiest actress? Who is eligible to suffer for the country? Who will be on the cover of "Playboy"? A series of questions is enough to make all mankind noisy.
But one thing is common. If you open a post about this in twenty years, men all over the world will pray for the criminal.
"The original poster is good!"
"The landlord has a safe life."
"The landlord said my dream."
"The poster can go to run for the Nobel Peace Prize."
"The original poster is a role model for my generation, and he made such a big deal for the sake of ideals."
"The poster continues to work hard, so that "Loft" magazine will also publish cover photos of European actresses."