Chapter 89: One horse and one servant

Ao Jiao, this is obviously an extreme Ao Jiao!
Beyond it becomes weak Jiao.
Uncle Zhou had no choice but to order his elf-maid, "In the future, he should not mess around outside, but he will help me to do something and do his duty as a maid."
"Is this also a punishment for me?" Hilly asked weakly, pulling her head.
"Yes. You should be punished."
"Okay, I won't fight against evil and inferior masters. After all, I'm just a poor elf."
"Can you stop mentioning the word" poor "? I can't see where you are now. Is it better to stay with me than to be in a dungeon?"
"Okay, evil and nasty master. After all, I'm just a helpless elf."
"Wow, you can't mention the words evil and indecent. Also, why are you helpless again?"
"Can't you use 'helplessness'? Okay, mean and mean host. As long as it is your order, I will obey it. After all, I'm just an abandoned elf."
"You have to play word games with me, don't you?" Zhou Qingfeng was so angry that ‘the first Buddha was born and the second Buddha was ascended to the sky’, but they could argue for a long time, but they had to give up the idea of ​​correcting Xi Li ’s words.
This elf maid is definitely a literary major. The more banned words she has, the more she has tricks. Only words you can't think of, without words she can't say.
But with Xi Li, Zhou Qingfeng's daily life is much better. She does laundry, cooks, cleans, repairs, and repairs. She can do almost anything except warm the bed. Such as cooking, she is definitely a super-class master.
To grasp a man's heart, first grasp his stomach.
Zhou Qingfeng does not cook himself, and usually borrows a cook from the old dwarf for dinner. However, the chef in the Black Forest simply humiliated the profession of chef. The meals he made could only be called "poisonous undead" and it was really hard to swallow.
After arriving at Mole Village, Hilly made a dinner using the simplest ingredients. Uncle Zhou came back from the whistle. After eating, he shed tears, feeling that he fluttered from to heaven, full of happiness.
The old gnome had no requirements for food. The bread made by its chef can be used as a mace. The bread made by Hilly is soft and delicious, with a fragrant aroma that can bite her tongue.
The old gnome's cook makes mushroom soup, or adding too much salt can salt people. Either not put salt, but put poisonous mushrooms in it, causing people to eat and spit and diarrhea, schizophrenia.
Hilly can clearly distinguish all mushroom types. The mushroom soup she makes is delicious and rich, with aftertaste of lips and teeth. This skill alone can make Zhou Qingfeng endure her weak point.
Dolele is not as good as Zhonglele!
After having dinner, Zhou Qingfeng called out the logistics staff in his team and collectively learned from Xi Li how to cook. He made Rubio a supervisor, whoever woke up if he didn't study hard. The idiot who cannot learn must have no other use, so get rid of it.
Uncle Zhou even wondered if she should have a lace maid outfit, wearing stockings, and a flower on her head. It is a pity that the current conditions are limited and it will be temporarily suspended.
"Is this also a punishment for me?" Hilly lowered her head. "Let a noble elf, with extreme shame, do lowly work. Poisonous and heartless master, I know you will have no mercy on me ... but I will not fight. "
Hearing that he was going to teach people to cook, the elf maid was pathetic, but Uncle Zhou was going crazy.
"There is no distinction between high and low in revolutionary work, is it good? Cooking food is a very serious job, why is it low? In my eyes, even the picking of large feces is very glorious." Zhou Qingfeng felt himself to be Bitter heart.
"Pick the big dung?" Xi Li wailed, more humiliated and more bitter.
"A terrible and venomous master, how dark is your heart? How embarrassing it is to ask me to pick up big dung? It is more terrible than death. Well, this is a punishment on me, and I will not resist. I'm just a humble elf. "
If Xi Li could cry, she would be afraid to cry.
Even 'Shengying' protruded a huge head from outside the house, horrified and said, "This new owner is almost even more evil than the Demon Lord of the Abyss. He actually came up with a way to" pick the big dung "to torture people. Fortunately, I am just one Horses otherwise
Wait, just in case he asked me to pull a car that smelled of human feces that day. "
Thinking of the tragic ‘pull up the dung’, even rampant, horrible, and violent, such as the abyss demon horse can not help but soften the hoof. The "Shengying" has become an undead. It is supposed that there will be no such fear, but it still feels as if the end is coming.
Hilly sobbed, and turned away.
Zhou Qingfeng can only step forward to hold his maid, said with a look of shame: "I was wrong, I was wrong. Xi Li, I said something wrong. But please do n’t be so weak, okay? I just A metaphor, not for you to really pick big feces. "
She was still sad, "Hypocrite and deceitful master, are you deliberately lying to deceive me to kill you better? Okay, I accept your apology, after all, I'm just one"
To shut up!
Zhou Qingfeng was finally on fire, pointing his face sternly and pointing out the door, "Don't play the trick of crying, it's enough. Go and teach those villagers who have chosen how to cook food. Now you are a golem who doesn't need rest, and uses time. Do more work. "
Oh, Hilly was frightened by harsh orders. She paused for a few seconds, stopped talking nonsense, turned to find Rubio, and preparing to start a cooking night school was actually teaching the back-office chef how to make a large pot of rice to serve the 'Allied Forces'.
After dealing with Xi Li, Zhou Qingfeng squeezed her head and finally could go to rest. Before going to bed, he also ordered ‘Shadow’ to walk around the village at night.
Anyway, you are an undead who does n’t need rest. Work as a guard and guard.

"Master, you are really evil enough. Let your horse go to the whistle, but you sleep." 疾 影 影, like a saying, "Will you feel uneasy inside?"
"If you have so much nonsense, I will let you shut up forever." Zhou Qingfeng closed the bedroom door with a whistle and moved his tired body to bed. He could finally sleep peacefully tonight.
In the past, there were no reliable men. Zhou Qingfeng was so nervous when he slept, for fear that someone would come in and kill him in the middle of the night. Even if no one came to assassinate him, he was still worried that the temporary ‘Allied Forces’ would cause some moths in the middle of the night.
With the adventurous nature of those adventurers in the Black Forest, things are normal, and nothing is a miracle.
Now, finally, there are two slightly more reliable men at your disposal. The best thing is that a golem and a dead horse don't need to sleep or pay. For Uncle Zhou, who has a hard time at hand, I don't know how to worry!
Although a self-complaint, wailing. A series of nonsense, alas. But they are so obedient and outstanding!
With these two advantages, Zhou Qingfeng will call ‘Amitabha’, thank God.
Whoops, I can finally take a good rest.
Deep sleep, the information network is turned on.
Heck, I have n’t been in charge these days, and I do n’t know what ’s going on in the Black Forest?
I hope nothing happens