Chapter 460: Too hardcore
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Krypton Gold
- Wu Zhi
- 1830 characters
- 2021-03-03 01:23:07
Tushan Foxes know well that although sand sculpture advertisements can attract attention, if you want to make people believe in the effects of Peiyuan Lingjiu, instead of just treating it as ghost and animal material, you must produce some professional and authoritative dry goods. Just work.
So after the sand sculpture advertisement, the rune poster played a second advertisement.
An unsmiling expert in a white coat appeared on the poster and began to describe the effects of Pei Yuan Ling Liquor from a professional perspective, using various test data, clinical indicators and related tests.
This style of painting has changed too suddenly, if I didn't read the previous advertisement, I thought I was watching the teaching video of the medicine professional.
Even so, at the beginning of this ad, there were still people who didn't know the Krypton shop who were complaining about it.
"Here is this one again. Please ask a'medical advertising performance expert' to make some data that is not really true, and shoot a deceptive false advertisement... I wonder if it is illegal to shoot this kind of advertisement now? Nothing to say, report it!"
The person who was speaking frowned as he looked at the poster ad on the bus stop, and took out his mobile phone to make a report.
"Pharaoh, wait." The companion next to him called to him, "I seem to have seen this expert in the advertisement..."
Lao Wang said angrily:
It’s not strange to have seen it. These medical advertising performance experts, I don’t know how many medical advertisements they have filmed. They appeared in the stomach medicine advertisement today. They are a gastroenterologist. I will talk to you about how to raise your stomach; Become a descendant of the family of pill medicine, tell you how to nourish the kidney."
"How do you know so much?"
"If you are fooled, you will understand."
Come on friend, tell your story...
"I remember, this person is Professor Qin Piqin!" The companion suddenly patted his thigh, took out his mobile phone and searched the Internet, and quickly found a resume.
"Yes, that's him, a professor of pill medicine at Qingcheng Mountain Xiuzhen University and a doctoral supervisor. My ex-girlfriend wanted to take the exam for his doctoral student, but failed."
Lao Wang looked at the photos on the phone and then at the people in the posters. They were indeed very similar. He couldn't help but said, "Isn't it a person who has a similar appearance? I'm impersonating? Or is it an illusion animation?"
Professor Qin Piqin in the poster said when he heard these words: "I am Qin Pi, professor of pill medicine at Qingcheng Mountain Xiuzhen University. I am not a fake, nor is it an illusion animation."
"Fuck?!" Lao Wang and his companions looked at each other and exclaimed, "Professors from Xiuzhen University also advertise? Depraved!"
Fortunately, Qin Pi in the poster is just a rune image recorded by him, not a real person. Otherwise, he would have to be mad to hear this.
When Professor Qin Pi described his identity, the poster also listed his information. The long list of titles, core papers, and research results made many people exclaim, "This professor is a great man!"
Since it is an advertisement made by a real expert, many people are interested. After all, in this world, the professors of Xiuzhen University are all high-income, high-status people. They disdain and rarely advertise.
However, interest belongs to interest, but this advertisement makes many people unable to understand.
Because it is too professional!
All kinds of data, indicators, experimental content, and those professional terms that Professor Qin said...The clouds and mists that make people look big, but at the same time, they also give birth to a sense of unclearness.
At the end of the advertisement, an academic paper on Peiyuanling Wine was published.
Professor Qin Pi held up the paper and said: "The paper on the effectiveness of Peiyuanling Liquor is published in the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy", and interested friends can check it out. The article number is..."
The two little friends looked at the rune poster and said, ‘Who am I? where am I? What am I going to do?
"Pharaoh, did you understand the advertisement just now?"
"Ah? Is that an advertisement? I thought I had read an academic report on pill medicine, and I got baptized both physically and mentally..."
The two friends glanced at each other, and both saw the error in each other's eyes.
Meow, are the ads now so hardcore? If I don’t have any knowledge in the future, will I not even understand the advertisement?
At the same time, in the Krypton shop forum and the forums of various cultivation universities, many people are also discussing the advertisement of Peiyuan Lingjiu.
First, someone asked in a daze:
"There is a big man who specializes in pill medicine, come and explain to us, what exactly is this advertisement saying?"
"I found out that I couldn't even read the advertisement, which made me deeply doubt my IQ."
"Come on and help me translate. My dad asked me on WeChat just now what Professor Qin said in the advertisement. I said I didn’t know, so he scolded me for cultivating in vain, but my major is Fu. Array, not next to the pill."
Then a lot of students who majored in or elective medicine started lectures to attract fans:
"I am a pill major, let me explain to you what Professor Qin said in the academic report...what? You said this is an advertisement? No, I definitely don't admit it is an advertisement! This is an academic report , And the level is very high!"
"For online answers to Professor Qin's video, you can ask me what you don't understand. Sisters and sisters can also add me to WeChat, and I will give you private counseling."
"I uploaded the video on station B, and interested friends can watch it. Remember Sanlian, don't say it will be next time."
Some people actually checked the papers published in the "Chinese Journal of Pill Medicine".
After confirming that it really existed, they all exclaimed and ran to the paper with screenshots, shouting awesome and incredible.
Others were puzzled and asked why they were so surprised.
They said:
Because this is not a general pill medicine paper, but an article on medicinal liquor. "Chinese Journal of Pill Medicine" is a first-class academic journal of medicinal pill, with a very high impact factor. An article about medicinal liquor can be published in It is enough to show that the articles and wine are very good!"
As a result, the two advertisements for Peiyuanling Wine became completely popular.
Especially the hard-core advertisement behind it was a mess on the Internet, with various analysis lectures and jokes emerging one after another.
There are even related emoticons, such as the front page of Mushroom, with a disgusting expression and text: "People who can’t even read advertisements are not qualified to talk to me", which is quite arduous and has become people fighting pictures. New favorite.
Such a situation, even Tu Shansong did not expect.
However, it responded quickly. It immediately organized its staff and produced a wave of drafts, such as ‘the hardest-core advertisement, can you understand it? ", "This is an advertisement? Academic reports are not so professional, right? Articles like this are spread out on the Internet.
It even became a hot search, attracting more and more people to participate in the discussion.
The commercials became popular, and the reputation of Peiyuan Lingjiu and Krypton Stores followed suit.
For many ordinary people, as well as those who have never studied pill, what they care about is actually not what Professor Qin said in the advertisement, but whether the effect of Peiyuan Lingjiu is as advertised. it is good.
I heard that the Krypton store had put a small amount of Peiyuan Spirit Wine on the shelves before, and these people flocked to the Krypton Store Forum to ask people who bought it to ask about the specific situation.
"You ask me if Peiyuanling wine is good? Of course it's not good!"
"I'll tell you that the advertisements are all deceptive. Any long hair and kidney supplements are all fake!"
"First of all, I have never used Pei Yuan Ling Wine. I am in good health, but I have a good friend who has used it, and it has no effect. Really, I have seen it with my own eyes and I will not lie to you. So don't buy it and waste money. !"
Seeing these replies, this group of people who are new to the Krypton Store Forum are a bit confused.
Is Peiyuan Lingjiu really bad? But what about Professor Qin's academic report and the paper published in the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy"?
Could it be that Professor Qin and the "Chinese Journal of Alchemy" have been bought out, and the money is bad? This...impossible?
Fortunately, there are still good people in the forum.
Su Mu, the ‘goodhearted man’, used his trumpet to return these new forums who were in a daze.
"Don't listen to these people, they are afraid that you bought Peiyuan Spirit Wine, so that they can't sell it, and deliberately deceived you. If Peiyuan Spirit Wine is not good, they would buy it at high prices on forums and Jumbo Pavilion before? "
At the same time, a few pictures were posted, all of them were screenshots of the guys who fooled the newcomers, on the forums and in the treasure pavilion, buying Pei Yuan Ling Wine at a high price.
The newcomers to the forum immediately flew up and condemned them.
Those few guys who fooled the newcomer were dumbfounded. I'm all wondering, where did the guy with the nickname "Anonymous Enthusiast" come from? Actually even gave them a screenshot of their previous purchase post. Would you like to be so idle?
After the advertisement became popular, the Krypton store began to sell Peiyuanling wine. At the same time, relying on the channels of Qingchengshan Xiuzhen University, Peiyuanling wine was also sold in major supermarkets.
Hearing the news that Pei Yuan Ling wine was on sale, the people who had used this wine before had tears in their eyes~EbookFREE.me~ secretly shouting in their hearts: "Finally, my hair and my kidneys are on sale. , Don’t worry about cutting off the cooking.
While logging into the Krypton store, I wanted to stock up a batch before it was sold out.
This situation is most common in Emeishan Xiuzhen University.
Almost everyone was holding their mobile phones and logged into the Krypton store to place orders.
The teachers and students here have become loyal customers of Pei Yuan Ling Wine.
There was an incident in the Emeishan Xiuzhen University before, saying that a teacher threatened the student to give him Yuan Lingjiu, otherwise he would let the student fail his course.
Although this matter was investigated by the school and determined to be a rumor. But being able to spread such rumors shows the importance of Peiyuan Lingjiu here in Mount Emei!
Similar situations are happening in Wutaishan Xiuzhen University, Songshan Xiuzhen University, and other places that are troubled by hair loss.
After boarding the Krypton store, everyone found that the Pei Yuan Ling wine sold this time was different from the previous ones. There were actually two versions...