Chapter 73:
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Leisure Life of Princess Yu Yu
- 柔桡轻曼
- 2222 characters
- 2021-03-01 04:21:32
Taking a sigh of relief, she asked why the thing bullied him? Is this bullying? The thing is to kill him. Hit him every day. He caught him and asked him, "I live in my room and sleep in my bed, and dare to arrange me, I will kill you."
He is also daring. When he bought this kind of house, the decoration and furniture in the house were not changed, and he did not warm the house. He moved in without a word. His parents knew that he bought was dead two days ago. Passing house, scolding his dog for a phone call, asking him to return the house to live.
He carried it hard, and felt that he could certainly deal with this wicked ghost.
After listening to it, Saitama thought the male ghost was pathetic.
Drinking and suffocating is very unlucky, but this kind of house is not a fierce house, at most it is not auspicious. Now buying and selling a house is more stringent. This cause of death must be reported, otherwise the seller and the real estate agent can be sued. Reported.
Hearing Saitama ’s words, the male ghost was even more aggrieved, "This is my house. Even if he bought it, I have nowhere to live, I can only continue to live, thinking that he lives in my bedroom, I live next door. Just like, where did he think that he said that it was easy to suppress me with a peach branch stained with black dog blood? I was dead, and he still beat me, so arrange me, who would I not hit him? "
Qiu Yu glanced at Xiang Xi and deserved to be beaten. This kind of remark was provocative. There must be a ghost in this room. It is possible to tear him apart.
Moreover, Xiang Xiang didn't even think about the level of a half-hanger, so he dared to get a dog blood peach tree branch ghost, and did not know where the learned recipes were, and he was not afraid of something wrong.
Xiang Yun confused, "What do you think I do?"
Jiu Yu fluttered lightly: "Nothing, I will accumulate a bit of morality in the future. It is unfortunate that he was choked by vomit. He will be arranged by you after death. What about hitting you twice?"
Xiang Zhen looked at Saitama in shock. How did she know that the original owner was killed by vomiting and blocking her trachea, right? Since she came to the community, she must have inquired about it, and everyone in the community knew this. This must be the case, this female liar also knows to do her homework.
Xiang Yan felt that he had seen through Saitama with his eyes on him.
Saitama was too lazy to deal with this kind of impediment, and she continued: "Don't use dog blood to wipe the peach branches to ward off ghosts. It's useless and it's easy to provoke others."
The peach tree branch is indeed useful, but it is useless in the hands of ordinary people, and the town ghosts can't mess around.
"How do you know that I use this to kill ghosts?" Xiang Zhen was shocked. He kept the thing in the bedroom. How did she know?
Saitama asked the male ghost, "What's your name?"
The male ghost answered, "Wang Yulin."
Xi Yu told Xiang Yan, "Wang Yulin told me."
Xiang Xuan almost bit his tongue, "Can you really see a ghost?"
"Can there be fake?" Yu Yu said quietly, "Will I help you temporarily open the yin and yang eyes? Also let you see."
None of these people believe that she can see a ghost, not only can she see a ghost, but also you can see a ghost.
Xiang Yan gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" He didn't believe in evil. Someone really communicated the feminine so easily.
Saitama didn't say a word, reached out and nodded to his forehead, and moved his mouth to his pout. "Oh, this is too easy, I don't believe it ..." The letter suddenly got stuck in the throat and was sharpened. For the syllable, Xiang Xun found in horror that a man floating on the ground in the middle of the living room was pale and pale, and he was not human at first sight.
Lame to the lame, almost paralyzed on the ground, holding the thing next to him can barely stand.
With cold sweat all over his head, he shook his voice and said, "Master, master, you can really see ghosts."
It looks scary.
Ordinary people must be scared when they see a ghost for the first time, whether it's a ghost or no malicious ghost.
After all, the yin and yang are separated. The yang of them looks heavy and gloomy, and the visual effects are already terrifying.
Xiuyu no matter Xiang Xiang, he turned around and asked the male ghost: "How do you want to solve this matter? Even if he is wrong, you can scare him for two days."
The male ghost aggrieved, "Here is my house, he bullied me, I hit him twice, and didn't really want to treat him, you asked him to apologize to me."
Saitama looked at Xiang Zhen, "You heard me too."
Xiang Yan shook his face and shouted, "Big brother, I'm sorry, I'm wrong, I shouldn't say you, I'm cheap, I'm not ..." He said and gave himself two mouths.
He was wrong. He was the frog at the bottom of the well. He was mentally retarded.
Saitama Sato: "You see he apologized, otherwise this matter?" She felt more like a mediator, o (︶︿︶) o
She couldn't help looking back at Qin Yusui. He had been standing behind her, like a of protection, without interfering with her affairs. She felt sweet and raised her corners at him, and his cold expression relaxed. .
"Then I have a request." The male ghost over there floated to Xianglu and stared at him, "You get me some roasted pig brain to eat." After his death, his family will also worship and celebrate the festival. He burned Yuanbao clothes and other things for him, but he was thinking about pig brain flowers, which was his favorite food during his lifetime. He had been dying for more than half a year and kept thinking about it.
Xiang Xun's legs, which were suddenly frightened by his sudden weakness, softened, holding on to the TV wall next to it.
"Why, what?" He stared blankly at the male ghost, what was the requirement?
Saitama said, "Oh, it seems to be the favorite food of my life. Remember it after death."
The male ghost nodded.
Xiang Han stroked the sweat on his forehead. "Master, I'll buy it now, is it meant to burn to him?"
"What to burn." Saitama said: "You go buy it first, I'll help you later."
Xiang Xuan didn't dare to have a half-tone complaint, he was now very obedient to the master.
Fortunately, nowadays, with advanced technology, I can buy everything from the Internet.
It wo n’t be a short while, and Saitama pulled Qin Yusui to sit on the sofa and chat with Wang Yulin. "Should you leave after eating the brain flower? Although there are family members to worship, but if your family does not invite others to do things, it will be very difficult for you to go to Yudu to get a rebirth. I will help you to get a rebirth after a while. "
The male ghost originally floated around, and when he heard Saitama's words, it didn't move, and later aggrieved, "This is my home, I don't want to give birth."
Saitama said: "It used to be your house, but he has paid for this house. If you are a ghost in the new era, you know who owns the house."
The male ghost was indifferent to speech.
Xiang Xun was still standing by the TV wall, not having the courage in the past. He heard the words of Master Xuan admire the five bodies throwing himself into the ground, and wanted to kneel and worship her.
Just move your mouth to surrender this ghost, it's amazing.
The male ghost began to float again, "No, I'm my home, I'm not going anywhere."
Xunyu advised him, "You are all dead, or lonely ghosts and ghosts. What are you waiting to do in the middle of the sun? You might as well wait for the line to be born. You might have glory and wealth in the next life."
"But I like the world, I want to look around." The male ghost king Yulin expressed his attitude.
He feels that the lone ghost and wild ghost are good, and he doesn't want to give birth for the time being.
Saitama quietly said: "Do n’t think that it ’s good to be a lone spirit and wild ghost. Many lone spirit and wild ghosts ca n’t eat the offerings. You did n’t die long. I do n’t know the danger in the world. You ca n’t stay in the house all your life. Hiding in this room, in case another lone spirit and wild ghost breaks in and doesn't bully you to death, I can tell you that some old ghosts like to bully new ghosts very much, and they will steal your offerings. You are now You have n’t been hungry. You ’ll know when you ’re starving.
Wang Yulin was scared by Saitama's words.
Even Xiang Yan shrank his neck.
"But I really don't want to go to the underworld." Wang Yulin was no longer floating, squatting unhappyly by the bay window, it suddenly looked up at Saitama, stuttering: "Big, Master, or I leave you here , I just want to walk around and look around. "
He had nowhere to go, and didn't want to go to their parents' house to see how sad they were.
He's all dead, the lights are dead, it's a torture to see Yang's family and see their heartbreak.
Saitama thought about it, and it was good to take Wang Yulin back to Heqing Village. Her orchard will bear fruit next year. Bringing him back can help her to see the orchard. It can scare him when he encounters a fruit thief. Being a lonely ghost and a ghost can overpower him.
"Okay, leave with me later."
Things are so settled, Xiang Xiang has been stunned.
Really do n’t need to do it to solve a ghost like this?
He thought it was a slap in the face, originally a shop owner who was looking for a metaphysical Fuyu with a joke in mind. Where can I know if he is a beautiful girl or a master with real skills?
Xiang Xie thanked Saitama in a hurry, and asked the price to resolve the matter.
Saitama: "Give it whatever you want."
Xiang Yan is not short of money, but recently he is tight, and there are still 60,000 on the card. He left 10,000 and called the remaining 50,000 to Saitama, and finally asked Saitama's contact information. Such a powerful character must be placed in The list was only reassuring, and by the way, I asked Xiayuyu's online store why all the symbols had been removed.
Saitama said: "Before I was not thoughtful, it would not be good if someone wanted to buy a sign to do bad things, so they all set up a Weibo account."
"The master said something very reasonable, and the master is very prescient!" Xiang Xun's mentality has changed now, and I feel that what Saitama said is true.
He followed Xuan Yuzi's name with Xuan Lingzi's number and found that her name was Feng Shui Master Xuan Yu and said happily, "My name is Xuan Lingzi, Master. We have a fate."
Xun Yu laughed, and in this line, she called the road, half of the ten could be called Xuan.
However, Qin Yusui heard the sentence of fate, and glanced at Xiang Yan slightly.
Xiang Zhen did not dare to presumptuously.
Soon the roasted brain flowers were sent, Xiang Xiang could not help but swallowed the scent, and asked, "Master, how do you get it now?"
Saitama said: "I'll get it." She got up and walked to Baonao Hua, and asked Wang Yulin's birthday characters, and then said a few mantras to the male ghost: "Come and eat."
Xiang Zheng saw the ghostly male ghost actually squatting at the table and sucking food with his nose.
Ten minutes later, the roasted brain on the table didn't move for half a minute, but he saw that the male ghost was full of contentment and snored.
Saitama confessed: "Throw all the things on the table later. Now that things are settled, let's take it away." She didn't explain to Xiang Ao too much, and it's not fucking, let alone experience If he doesn't remember or die, there is no cure.
"Thank you Master!" Xiangxi thanked him very sincerely. "If there is any business in the future, I must introduce it to the Master."
"Okay," Saitama nodded. "Goodbye."
The two led the male ghost Wang Yulin out of the door. There was still the sun outside, and the sun was yang, and the ghosts were afraid. Ji Yuzheng chanted the spell. Wang Yulin found that he was not afraid to walk under the sun, and he was glad to float It floated away, it also felt that the room was stuffy before, and went out for a few minutes during the day, and was almost scattered by the sun, only to know that the sun was a ghost.
Xiuyu set a high-speed rail ticket in the afternoon, and the two led Wang Yulin back to Hexian Town in the afternoon.